82_82889 The next day, when Luo Yang finished washing up and walked down from the upstairs room to the living room on the lower floor, he smelled an extremely strong murderous aura and resentment!

Li Mei and Jin Nannan were sitting and eating breakfast, and when Luo Yang walked down from the upstairs, Li Mei was eating breakfast by herself without even raising her head.

Jin Nannan threw a 'you ask for more blessings' look at Luo Yang.

Luo Yang smiled bitterly, knowing that Li Mei was angry because she went out on a date last night!

Luo Yang knows Li Mei's feelings for him, to be honest, if he is his former self, he will definitely accept all the orders without hesitation and be included in the harem group!

But now, Luo Yang's feelings for Li Mei are really more family than love, he likes Li Mei, but as described in the novel, it is more of his brother's love for his sister.

But...... Li Mei probably doesn't think so!

Luo Yang walked to the table with a smile on her face, and saw that Li Mei was still an old trick - she didn't prepare breakfast for herself, and her and Jin Nannan's plate was full of bread slices and boiled eggs, and the milk was still steaming.

"Wow, after eating so much, aren't you afraid of bursting your stomach?!" Luo Yang said with a smile.

Li Mei was still eating with her head down, as if she hadn't heard Luo Yang's accosting at all.

Luo Yang knew that this time the qi was much better than last time!

Last time, I said with a cold face, 'I want you to take care of it', but this time I directly turned a blind eye to Luo Yang, listened to it, and ignored it directly, this is the rhythm of mourning more than heart death!

Jin Nannan pouted, saying that she was 'helpless'.

"Nan, you're so fat, it's time to lose weight! Eggs, bread and milk are all high-calorie, high-protein things, so you eat less! ”

Luo Yang took out a slice of bread and two boiled eggs from Jin Nannan's plate, sat down and ate them.

"Humph! Who said that I am fat, I am plump! Jin Nannan expressed her dissatisfaction: "Haven't you ever been thin by Huan Feiyan?" I belong to the 'ring fertilizer' type, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand! ”

"Hahaha...... Ring fertilizer? Does it mean to be as fat as a swimming ring? Luo Yang scoffed.

"What kind of swimming ring, is Yang Yuhuan Yang Guifei good! Hasn't Zhu Yuan Yurun stopped?! Jin Nannan glared at Luo Yang angrily.

"Pig round and jade? Well...... That's a good word for you! Luo Yang said.

Luo Yang only wanted to speak quickly for a while, and immediately regretted it after he finished speaking-he helplessly found that Jin Nannan, who was originally 'in Cao Ying's heart in Han', was ridiculed by him like this, and his body and mind flew to Li Mei's side!

The two beautiful girls ate and drank the food on the plate, and once again treated Luo Yang as air.

Luo Yang's eyes rolled, he thought about it, and said with a shy face: "I'll tell you a joke, right?" ”

No one answered him, and Luo Yang didn't care, and told himself the joke he had just seen on the Internet in the past few days.

"A girl received a text message in the morning, the content of the text message was: Hello, beauty, do you have a boyfriend? The girl thought that a boy was going to pursue her, and immediately replied: There is! The other party quickly replied: Daughter, I'm your father, you go upstairs, I want to talk to you! In the afternoon, the girl received another text message from an unfamiliar number: Beauty, do you have a boyfriend? The girl had a heart this time and replied: No! Then, the other party quickly replied: I'm your boyfriend, this is my new number, it turns out that you really don't love me anymore! The girl was shocked and replied: Honey, it's not like this, my dad used an unfamiliar number to pretend to be you in the morning, and I said it, dear, I love you! After the text message was sent, the other party quickly replied: Daughter, I am your mother! It turns out that what your dad said in the morning is true, and when I get off work, we will have a good talk! ”

After Luo Yang finished speaking, he laughed loudly, seeing that Li Mei and Jin Nannan were not smiling, staring at Luo Yang like looking at an idiot, Luo Yang said puzzledly: "Such a funny joke, why don't you react at all!" ”

"Cut! Sms! You're from the nineties, right?! Who is still texting these days! Jin Nannan said as she drank milk.

Watching Jin Nannan drink milk, and then at her plump breasts, they all said what to drink and what to supplement, Luo Yang was really worried that her breasts would burst!

- Hiss...... What a big cow!

Luo Yang gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, you forced me!" It seems that I can't do it without coming up with my killer idea! When the time comes, you will burst into your belly with laughter, don't blame me! ”

"In the morning, a man suddenly received a WeChat message from an ordinary female friend: Honey, we haven't been in touch recently, my husband is suspicious of us! The man was stunned, and then replied with a wry smile: Did you send the wrong WeChat? I don't have anything to do with you! After sending it on WeChat, the other party quickly replied: Hello, I am her husband, you have cleared the suspicion, I will test others again! In the afternoon, the man received another WeChat message from the woman's ordinary friend: Honey, my husband used my mobile phone to send a message in the morning, you didn't expose it, right?! The man was speechless for a while, and replied: "Sister, I don't have that kind of relationship with you at all, did you send the wrong person?! The other party quickly replied: Hello, I'm still her husband, you have completely gotten rid of suspicion, goodbye! ”

After Luo Yang finished speaking, he leaned back and smiled backwards, and then looked at the two girls, but found that they still had no smiles.

"Shhh...... Do you have any humor cells?! Such a funny joke, I don't even laugh when I hear it! Luo Yang shouted speechlessly.

"Brother, your laughter is really low! This kind of old-fashioned joke is not funny at all! However, this joke is much better than the previous one! Jin Nannan said with a pout.

"Really? Progress?! Luo Yang said happily.

However, Jin Nannan's answer almost made Luo Yang incarnate again as a 'pair of intestines' and vomited out five catties of old blood!

"It's not that the level of telling jokes has improved, but that technology has improved!" Jin Nannan said: "The first joke is still texting, the one just now has been sent to WeChat, isn't this a leap and progress in science and technology?" ”

Luo Yang stared at Jin Nannan with wide eyes, and found that this little girl's mouth was really poisonous...... Boobs are really big!

"Okay...... It seems that I have fused Stephen Chow, Zhou Libo, Guo Degang, Chen Peisi, Dapeng, Chaplin, Mr. Bean, Jim Carrey...... and all the humorous skills of the 'little comics' Qian Wei, the super invincible joke of the universe of "Laughing Dead People Don't Pay Their Lives" created by Zào can't stop you two little devils! "Luo Yang used 'Hua Shao' to say the super fast speed of the advertisement, and after saying it in one breath, he didn't even take a breath.

"Brother, your lung capacity is so strong!" Jin Nannan did not praise Luo Yang's humor, but praised his lung capacity, which made Luo Yang very hurt!

"Okay, you brought it on yourself!"

Luo Yang made a martial arts master's luck move - inhale...... Fart!

"Good! Listen to my earth-shattering joke again, I see if you laugh or not! ”

Luo Yang said sternly