82_82889 "Before saying this super big joke 'big meal', let's have an appetizer!" ”

Luo Yang moistened his throat and said.

"Brother, don't waste your efforts, we grew up watching "Story Club", and we are absolutely immune to ordinary jokes, this little joke of yours is no longer enough to pose a threat to us!" Jin Nan Niu said coaxingly.

"Storytelling?! So ruthless?! Luo Yang said in surprise.

"What's the matter, I'm scared, I'm not confident, right?" Jin Nannan said.

"Cut! I got Fan Wei's true biography, I'm afraid of you!! Luo Yang scoffed: "Listen to my hors d'oeuvres first!" ”

"Hello, let's play a quiz game!" Luo Yang said: "Now, please use one sentence to connect "Dream of Red Mansions", "Journey to the West", "Water Margin" and "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", the four famous novels of China!" ”

"A word?" Jin Nannan thought for a while and replied, "They are all very beautiful and powerful books!" ”

"I didn't let you sum it up!" Luo Yang said speechlessly.

"That'...... I can't think of that! Jin Nannan shook the two big meat balls on his chest and said.

"Haha, I can't answer! Do you want my brother to sue you! Luo Yang said with a smile.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Jin Nannan has become a curious baby again, completely forgetting her purpose of 'pretending to be cool', no matter how Li Mei glares at her, it is useless to imply that she is useless.

"Then you have to listen up!" Luo Yang said seriously.

"Uh-huh...... Listen with your ears pricked up! Jin Nannan replied.

"It's actually very simple to connect the four famous books together, as long as you capture the essence of the characters in this book!"

"You heard ......it," Luo Yang said, "Brother Bao, your golden hoop stick makes Jin Lian happy!" ”

"What...... What the? Jin Nannan didn't know whether she didn't understand for a while, or didn't react, so she asked suspiciously.

"Brother Bao, your golden hoop stick makes Jin Lian happy!" Luo Yang repeated again: "How about it, are the four famous novels all in one go!" ”

Jin Nannan whispered it to herself, and chuckled with a red face.

"Brother, you're so bad!"

Jin Nannan glanced at Luo Yang angrily, Luo Yang's heart suddenly shook, and an evil fire rose in the dantian!

Not to mention Luo Yang, who is the 'best in color', any man who is physically and mentally healthy and has a normal sexual orientation, I am afraid that after hearing Jin Nannan's voice of 'brother, you are so bad', some parts of the body will react and cause some changes!

"Well, I'll throw in the towel!" Jin Nannan was amused by this joke with a bit of 'meat' flavor, and she laughed out loud, leaning forward and closing back.

"Bad taste, bad taste! It turns out that I like this type of joke, tsk......"

Luo Yang secretly shook his head and sighed in his heart.

"However, my brother has not yet won the final victory!" Jin Nannan said: "I laughed, but Meimei hasn't laughed yet, she is the strongest fortress of our army, if you can take her down and make her laugh, you can win!" ”

Luo Yang said disapprerovingly: "It's just an appetizer before the meal, and you'll be done, and then the 'big meal' after that, you should be able to guess its huge power!" Hey hey ......"

Jin Nannan nodded again and again, looking at Luo Yang expectantly.

Li Mei lowered her head, Qianqianyu's fingers peeled off the egg as white and tender as her fingers, her pretty face was always expressionless!

Luo Yang took a deep breath, as if he was about to make a big move.

"There is a man who has married a wife who is as beautiful as a flower! One day, she accompanied her boss on a business trip, and the man's buddy went to his house to drink, and after three rounds of drinking, he asked: Dude, sister-in-law is so beautiful, can you rest assured that she will go on a business trip? Aren't you worried?! The man did not show the slightest worry, and replied calmly: I'm not worried! Speaking of this, Luo Yang asked Jin Nannan: "Nannan, do you know why he is not worried?" ”

"I thought that their husband and wife had a good relationship, and he believed that his wife would not do anything to be sorry for him!" Jin Nannan thought for a moment and replied.

"Innocent! Immature! ”

Luo Yang said disdainfully: "Being able to say such things shows that you are very stupid and naïve, and you don't understand human nature, human hearts and *!" ”

"Cut! Aren't you a year older than me, making yourself look like an uncle in your thirties and forties, who has seen through the red dust and gone through vicissitudes! Jin Nannan choked.

"Uh......" Luo Yang was speechless for a while, he couldn't be an uncle in his thirties, right? Even if he told the truth, Jin Nannan couldn't believe it!

"Then tell me quickly, why is this man so relieved of his beautiful wife?" Jin Nannan said: "Beautiful as a flower...... Hiss...... It can't be because she looks like a 'flower'! ...... vomit"

"Nan, can you not open your brain hole so big!" Luo Yang covered his face and said. "Okay, then you can say it!" Jin Nannan playfully stuck out her tongue and said.

His buddy was also puzzled, and asked the reason vigorously, and the man took a sip of wine and replied: Because my wife has come to the eldest aunt in the past two days, she is in a hurry, and she has mouth ulcers, and even hemorrhoids have come out, so ...... I'm not worried at all! Luo Yang said.

"Auntie, canker sores, hemorrhoids?" Jin Nannan thought about it, and suddenly understood the reason, and 'laughing aunt' laughed out loud.

Puff......

Li Mei endured it for a while, but she still couldn't hold back her laughter, poofed, and laughed out loud!

"Rascals! Big Rascals!! Li Mei glared at Luo Yang angrily and said.

"Haha, you don't care if I'm a hooligan or a blind stream, anyway, you laugh, I won!" Luo Yang took a slice of bread from Li Mei's plate and chewed it heavily.

"The logic of this joke is not cohesive at all! There are loopholes! Jin Nannan judged with a smile.

"Not tight? Where is it not close? Is there a fourth loophole?! Luo Yang laughed.

"Brother, you rascal!" Jin Nannan blushed and said, although she is rude and willful, eccentric, but after all, she is still a little girl who has not been 'broken', and she will naturally blush shy when she hears such sensitive topics.

"Haha, then tell me, what's not close?" Luo Yang said.

"There are other places besides those places!" Jin Nannan lowered her head shyly and said in a low voice: "Her hands and feet are always sound!" And also...... If her breasts are half the size of a woman, you can help the other party clip them......"

"Uh......"

The bread in Luo Yang's mouth fell out, and the halazi hung from the corner of his mouth to the dining table, his whole body was hot and weak, and only one place was as hard as iron......

- Little witch, what a little witch who wants people's lives!!

Cold sweat broke out on Luo Yang's forehead!

"Where did you go last night? Coming back so late? Li Mei suddenly regained her cold face and asked.

"Uh...... I went to a light dinner with a friend last night! Luo Yang said vaguely, trying to get by.

"A friend? Who? Do you have a lot of friends in Yanjing? Is it Qian Wei? Li Mei asked again and again.

"Yes, yes, yes! It's Qian Wei! Luo Yang said.

Jin Nannan looked at Luo Yang with a sympathetic expression, and Luo Yang suddenly felt that something was wrong.

"Qian Wei?! Hmph, did you go to the buffet with Qian Wei last night? Qian Wei is a doctor in the hospital? Li Mei said angrily: "Don't get me wrong, I'm not interested in following you, I happened to see it when Jin Nannan and I were passing by there!" ”

"Huh?! This...... What a coincidence! Luo Yang sneered.

"Once you stay in the hospital, you can get a beautiful female doctor, you really have the ability!" Li Mei said angrily.

"Hehe, it's okay, it's average, third in the world...... Admit it, admit it! ”

Luo Yangtian said shamelessly.

"Shameless!" Li Mei said with some annoyance: "You are really heavy-tasted!" The men are all old cows eating tender grass, looking for girls younger than themselves! It's good for you, be willing to be a tender grass, find an 'aunt' who is so much older than yourself, do you have a mother-lover complex! ”

After Li Mei finished speaking, Huo Ran stood up and said to Jin Nannan: "Nannan, let's go, don't pay attention to this heavy-tasting pervert!" ”

After speaking, Li Mei took Jin Nannan's hand and went out of the door and went to school.

Luo Yang sat there in a daze, and was actually stunned by Li Mei, and it took a while to come back to his senses!

That's not right! What a mother-lover complex, what an aunt! Fang Yirou is only twenty-five or sixteen years old, upright and youthful, and so dignified and beautiful, any man will take a few more glances when he sees it! How did it get into Li Mei's mouth, and she became 'aunt'!

Luo Yang covered his forehead, and he ......had a headache for a while.