Seeing Lu Jia attacking him, Luo Yang sneered, reached out and grabbed the opponent's left foot, and dragged it down, Lu Jia exclaimed in surprise and slammed it on the ground.

Before he could scream in a hurry, one foot stepped on Lu Jia's face!

"Ah!!!h

Lu Jia is going crazy!

The young master of the Lu family, one of the eight dignified Yanjing families, was actually defeated by a funny robber with black stockings covering his face in an inaccessible alley, and what made Lu Jia even more crazy was that he was also trampled on his face by the other party and couldn't move!

"You! You're looking for death!! ”

Lu Jia seemed to be crazy, and yelled frantically: "Do you know who I am? I am the young master of the Lu family among the eight major families of Yanjing! You dare to step on my face, you are dead! I'm going to chop you up and feed it to the dogs!! ”

"Are you mistaken? Don't forget, now it's who trampled whom under whom! ”

Luo Yang said coldly.

"Bastard! Now remove your dog's feet, then kneel on the ground and kowtow three times, and let me break your dog's legs again, and I can spare your dog's life!" Lu Jia said viciously, with a look of resentment in his eyes.

"Kowtow? Break my leg? ”

Luo Yang laughed angrily and stepped on it hard.

I only heard Lu Jia's mouth make a strange sound.

'Click...... Poof......'

Lu Jia squirted out a mouthful of blood, and in the blood, there were three teeth!

"Tsk, it's all tooth decay! When I was a child, I ate too much sugar! Luo Yang sneered.

"You! You dare to step on my teeth!! You're dead, you're dead!!! Lu Jia was furious.

"I don't know what to live or die!"

Luo Yang's voice was cold, and his feet were hard again, and two more teeth fell out of Lu Jia's mouth.

"Are you going to have a gold tooth?" Luo Yang said coldly: "If you dare to say one more nonsense, I will step on your neck now!! ”

Lu Jia felt the power of stepping on which foot on his face, at this moment, the shadow of death suddenly shrouded his heart, Lu Dashao, who had never been afraid of heaven and earth, had a trace of fear in his heart at this moment.

"You...... What do you want? There's something to say! Lu Jia said in a trembling voice.

Luo Yang smiled: "I only want money, I'm not interested in your dog's life!" ”

"Good! I have 10,000 dollars in my wallet, and I'll give it to you! ”

"I ...... I have more than 5,000 in my wallet, and I'll give it to you! Zhou Tie, who was holding his stomach and was in a cold sweat on his forehead, said in a trembling voice.

Luo Yang let go of his feet, let the two of them take out their wallets, and after sweeping away the cash in the wallets, Luo Yang threw back the empty wallets that only left the bank VIP card and credit card.

"This big brother, there are more than one million in credit cards and bank cards, do you want them? I can tell you the password" Lu Jia's eyes flashed with a hint of sinisterity.

'Phew! ’

Luo Yang flew up and kicked Lu Jia in the stomach.

Lu Jia clutched his stomach and said bitterly: "Brother robber, I'm thinking about you, why are you still beating me?" ”

"You're stupid to me!" Luo Yang snorted coldly: "Now whether it is an online transfer or a bank withdrawal of cash, it will leave traces and it will be easy to find!" You bastard, you want to fuck me! Lao Tzu is a person who has studied in elementary school, you can't hack me! ”

"You two, if you don't want to die, kneel down side by side for me!"

Luo Yang ordered, glancing at Zhou Tie coldly.

Zhou Tie instantly had a feeling of being stared at by death, and crawled with him, came to Lu Jia's side, and knelt on the ground!

Luo Yang said: "Say, who is the comic?" ”

"I ...... I'm a comic! Zhou Tie immediately said.

Lu Jia closed his mouth tightly, and although he knelt on the ground, he looked at Luo Yang with a resentful expression. In his mouth, not blood, wolf bèi to the extreme.

"Boss, a good man doesn't suffer a loss in front of him......" Zhou Tie pulled the corner of Lu Jia's clothes and persuaded in a low voice.

Lu Jia glared at Zhou Tie fiercely, but in the end he compromised, gritted his teeth and said, "I...... I'm a comic! ”

"It's too light for me to hear!" Luo Yang put his hands behind his back and said.

"I'm a comic!" Lu Jia shouted loudly.

"It's not neat enough, even shout together!"

"I'm a comic!"

"I'm a comic!"

Zhou Tie and Lu Jia shouted in unison.

Luo Yang said: "Okay! Then let me ask you again, who is your favorite goddess? ”

Zhou Tie and Lu Jia were stunned at the same time, they didn't expect that this comic robber would ask such a funny question.

"My goddess is Fan Bingbing!" Zhou Tie reacted quickly and hurriedly shouted.

Syllable!

Zhou Tie was slapped hard, and half of his face was swollen.

"That's not right! Say it all over again! Luo Yang criticized.

"Liu Yan!"

Lu Jia shouted, speaking of the sexy goddess Liu Yan, his eyes were shining.

Syllable!

Lu Jia also received a heavy slap.

"The toad wants to eat swan meat! You deserve it too! Luo Yang said disdainfully.

Zhou Tie's eyes rolled, and he somewhat understood what Luo Yang meant, and shouted loudly: "My goddess is Sister Feng!" I love Sister Feng! ”

"Yes, that's good! The children can be taught! Keep ......," Luo Yang encouraged with a smile.

Seeing that he had guessed the other party's thoughts, Zhou Tie covered half of his swollen face, and said in a loud voice: "Aunt Wu, the fat woman who cleans the toilet at school, is my dream lover!! ”

"Good! You've passed! Luo Yang said with a laugh, and looked at Lu Jia again.

Lu Jia blushed, smothered his neck, and finally said viciously: "Mama Rong is my wife!" ”

'Poof......'

Luo Yang laughed directly.

"Wow, it's a heavy taste! I can't see that you still have a love mother...... No, love and masochistic tendencies! Ruthless enough! You've passed! ”

Luo Yang said: "The last condition, as long as you complete it well, I will let you go!" ”

Looking at Lu Jia, who was kneeling on the ground side by side, and his follower 'Tiezi' Zhou Tie, Luo Yang said in a deep voice: "Now, sing it out loud for me!" Singing out of tune is allowed, but if anyone's voice is below 90 decibels, I will immediately break his neck! ”

"Now, sing! I don't say stop, no one is allowed to stop! ”

Luo Yang commanded like a conductor.

"Thus conquered by you, cutting off all retreats......"

As Zhou Tie began to sing, Lu Jia was not far behind and roared loudly, it was completely a ghost crying wolf!

Luo Yang's heart blossomed, and while the two of them were singing indulgently, the alley where he quietly came and went retreated......

Once, twice, three times......

When the two sang for the fifth time, several old men and women who were shopping for vegetables came over.

"Yo! Are the two young men practicing their singing skills? One of the old men said.

"Phew! What a singing practice! It's singing! An old lady said, "What a poor child, my throat is hoarse!" ”

"Singing? Begging for money? Then it should be sung on the crowded road, what are the ghosts howling here? Besides...... Singing like killing pigs, who will give them money! ”

"What a singer, I think they're liars! Don't you see that little man's face is swollen? And the big man, with his mouth full of blood...... This is the usual trick of scammers nowadays! Self-harm to gain the sympathy of others, especially those of us who are elderly! Don't be fooled! ”

There was a little old lady with a basket of vegetables, and said with a look of regret: "Whether they are liars or not, in short, blame the pitiful!" At this age, it's about the same age as our grandchildren, hey, it's not easy......"

The little old lady took out a handkerchief from her pocket, opened the handkerchief, took out a few coins from it and threw them in front of Lu Jia and Zhou Tie.

"Kid, stop singing, how cold it is to kneel on the ground! Take it...... Buy a few hot steamed buns or pancakes to eat! ”

The silver-haired little old lady looked at the two people with blue noses and swollen faces, and were still singing something 'conquered by you like this', and said with a sympathetic face.

"I was conquered by you like this, cutting off all retreats, my mood is solid, my decision is confused, I am conquered by you like this, and drink the poisonous ...... you hid"

The two of them still indulged in singing, Zhou Tie's voice was low, and his throat was hoarse at the moment, and he actually sang a little bit of the taste of Adu and Yang Kun's complex.

And Lu Jia's voice is relatively strong, and his throat is hoarse at the moment, a song with deep affection and grievance in Na Ying, but it was also sung by Lu Jia with a bit of heroism, three points Tengger, three points Wang Feng and four points Han Lei, this heroic, but full of sadness.

'Drink the poison you have hidden......'

'Jingle Bell'

Four one-dollar coins rolled down to the feet of the two men who were kneeling on the ground.

'Poison ......'

The two of them looked at the coins that suddenly appeared on the ground, and they couldn't react for a while, as if they were taped, staring at the few coins rolling down at their feet, and repeating 'poison' in their voices.

When they heard the voice of the old man and the old lady, and what to say 'steamed buns' and 'baked cakes', the two of them were stunned at the same time, turned their heads cautiously, and looked around, their eyes full of fear.

When it was confirmed that the 'masked robber' had left at some point, Lu Jia let out a sharp and extremely vicious roar, not like it coming from the mouth of a human, but more like a wounded beast roaring in a low voice!

"Young man, you're hungry, aren't you?" The old lady said sympathetically, and took out a ten-dollar 'big bill' from her pocket and put it on the ground.

"Take it, eat a bowl of hot noodles!" The little granny was very sympathetic.

"Old ...... Boss, that 'big brother'...... No, that comic robber doesn't seem to be there! Zhou Tie looked around vigilantly, and found no trace of the 'black silk masked man', so he said with a little relief.

"Nonsense! Do you think I'm blind?! Lu Jia looked at his fallen teeth on the ground, and wanted to cry without tears.

- I wanted to track the 'little white face', but I didn't expect to suddenly meet a comic robber who was very skilled. Not only did he lose his fortune, he was beaten, his teeth were knocked out, he was severely humiliated by the other party, he was forced not to sing, and he also admitted that the goddess he liked and worshipped in his heart was actually Mama Rong!

Thinking of this, Lu Jiasheng is better than dying, and he is even more painful.

"Boss, these old men and women treat us like beggars who sell songs!" Zhou Tie said.

"Get out! Old stuff! Get the hell out of my way!! ”

Lu Jia spat out a mouthful of blood and roared in grief.

"Crazy! What two madmen! The dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people! ”

The little old lady quickly picked up the ten-yuan bill and a few coins on the ground, and said, "Even if I buy steamed buns to feed the dogs, I won't give them to you, hum!" ”

"Old woman, let's go! I told you a long time ago, but now scammers are rampant, and they can value your little money! Let's go, let's go......"

A few old men and women who bought vegetables left in a hurry.

"You're a liar, your whole family is a liar!!" Lu Jia scolded.

"Old ...... Big, so are you still chasing the 'little white face'? Zhou Tie asked, after all, the original plan was to deal with the 'little white face' Luo Yang, but it was ruined by the sudden appearance of the 'funny robbers'.

"Chase, chase, chase! Chase your mother's legs! Chase your mother's mouth! Lu Jia vented all his anger on his followers.

"Don't worry about the little white face yet! I'm going to die to that bastard! Must die!! Lu Jia stood up from the ground and looked at Zhou Tie coldly: "This matter, if you dare to leak it......"

Zhou Tiedao: "Boss, I didn't see anything!" Didn't hear anything...... I don't know who Mama Rong is, and I haven't heard you sing! ”

'Bang Bang! ’

Lu Jia slapped Zhou Tie's three heads in a row, and scolded angrily: "You still say!! ”

…………

Lu Jia walked out of the alley while making a phone call: "Dad, I was beaten!" Several teeth were knocked out, woo-woo......"

Lu Jia picked up his mobile phone and dialed his father's number, crying.

"Who?! Who the hell eats the ambition leopard guts, dare to beat my son of Lu tycoon! On the other end of the phone, a middle-aged man with a hot temper said.

"I don't know...... It's in a small slum alley near our school...... It's a robber! Lu Jia said.

"Do you see each other's appearance clearly? How old are you? What are the physical characteristics? The hot middle-aged man asked.

"Dad, I didn't see it clearly...... The other party covered his head with black stockings, and he couldn't see his face and age clearly...... But I don't feel very old, no more than twenty-five! Half a head shorter than me! Lu Jia cried: "Dad, you have to help me take revenge!" ”

"Useless things, even a little thief can't deal with it, how can I be the son of Lu Tycoon?!" The middle-aged man sighed and said, "Come back quickly, your mother cooked shark fin and Buddha jumped over the wall and waited for you to go home!" I'll send someone to deal with this matter! Dare to move my son of Lu tycoon in Yanjing, hum! Whether it's a ground snake or a river dragon, I want him to become a dead snake and a dead dragon! ”

"Woo...... Thank you Dad! ”

Lu Jia wiped his tears, walked out of the alley with Zhou Tie, and was dumbfounded when he saw the 'Land Rover' on the side of the road when he stopped!

The windows and windshield were all smashed, and four wheels were popped!

"Ahhh!!h

Lu Jiaangtian roared, then rolled his eyes, and passed out!

"Boss, Boss......!!!"

Zhou Tie felt that he was holding Lu Jia, probed his nose with his fingers, and found that his breathing was even, but he was so angry that he fainted.

"Boss?" Zhou Tie shook Lu Jia lightly, and seeing that the latter did not react, a grim smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

'Skiff! ’

Zhou Tie spit a mouthful of bloody thick phlegm directly on Lu Jia's face.

Let you smack me, let you hit me on the head!

Zhou Tie stretched out his palm, slapped Lu Jia's head fiercely, and muttered to himself: You pig head three, I'll give you 'percussion therapy', I'll let you open up! Singing so badly, do you think you should fight?! I also like Mama Rong! You are a dead pervert, dare to rob the senior veteran sister in my mind, dare to rob my beloved goddess Mama Rong, I will kill you!! “

'Smack! Syllable! ’

Zhou Tie hit more than 20 times, and Lu Jiacai woke up quietly, looked at Zhou Tie who was raising his palm, and shouted, "What are you doing?!" ”

"Uh...... Boss, you're finally awake, you're scared to death! Zhou Tie wailed, threw himself into Lu Jia's arms, and cried bitterly: "I'm not going to pinch you in the middle!" Boss, why did you faint all of a sudden, you're scared to death! ”

"Hurry up and get out of the way, people think we're playing brokeback!"

Seeing the strange glances from passers-by, Lu Jia hurriedly pushed Zhou Tie away in his arms.

"Shhh Why does my head hurt so much? Lu Jia touched his head and said suspiciously: "Why do you still have a bag?" Could it be that when I fell down just now, my head hit the ground? ”

At this time, Lu Jia felt a strange look on his face, and when he touched his face, it was wet!

"Uh...... Boss, when you were in a coma just now, it happened to be raining a few drops! Zhou Tie said.

Rain?

Lu Jia looked at the dry asphalt road under his feet and was a little puzzled.

"Huh? Why is this rain still pale red? Lu Jia sniffed his palm and frowned, "Why is there still a foul smell?" Like ...... It's like bad breath that hasn't brushed your teeth for days! ”

Zhou Tie lowered his head weakly and said in a low voice, "Boss...... I heard that the environmental pollution is strict now, in addition to the haze, there is also 'acid rain', which is light red, and smells of a foul smell! ”

"Oh...... That's it! ”

Lu Jia didn't think much about it, and said, "The car can't drive, hurry up and stop a taxi on the other side!" ”

"Boss, but we don't have any money...... The cash was all taken by the robber! Zhou Tie said helplessly.

"Oh my God!!"

Lu Jia wailed and fainted again.