Chapter 182: Leave the Chrysanthemum Behind
A figure appeared in the straight alley ahead.
He walked slowly step by step, two hundred and fifty meters, two hundred meters, one hundred meters, fifty meters......
Lu Jia and Zhou Tie looked at the person without blinking, just like looking at a monster, and they forgot to hunt down the 'little white face' Luo Yang.
Judging from the emaciated figure, the person who came should be a man.
To Lu Jia and Zhou Tie's surprise, they actually wore black stockings on their heads, just like the robbers who robbed the bank in the movie, and they couldn't see their age and appearance clearly!
The strange guy with a black silk face walked up to Lu Jia and Zhou Tie who were full of astonishment, and said in a strange voice: "Two, it's a good luck!" β
This voice, as if it was deliberately said by holding his throat, Lu Jia sounded a little familiar, but he couldn't remember who it was for a while.
"You...... Who are you? The sound sounds familiar! "Lu Jia looked at the 'weirdo' and said suspiciously.
'Ahem, ahem, ahem, ......'
Luo Yang coughed violently, concealed his weakness, and deliberately said with a thick throat: "I opened this road, I planted this tree, if you want to live from now on, leave chrysanthemums!" β
"Huh?!"
Lu Jia was shocked.
"Boss...... Is this robbery or rape? Zhou Tie scratched his head, full of questions.
"Uh...... It's wrong, it should be 'leave to buy road money', brother, I'm new here, the first time I robbed, please take care of me! The black-silk masked man said in a gruff voice.
Lu Jia and Zhou Tie glanced at each other in shock, and then burst into laughter at the same time.
"Hahaha! Boss, this robber is so funny! Zhou Tie covered his stomach and said with a smile.
Lu Jia couldn't laugh anymore, leaning against the wall of the alley, covering his belly, laughing and panting: "Oh, it's not good...... I'm laughing to death! Hahaha...... There is such a funny robber, and Fan Wei is even more funny! Tiezi, how can he be more stupid than you! β
"Yes, Boss! It's the first time I've encountered such a stupid robber, so why don't you treat him with 'percussion therapy'! β
Zhou Tie said extremely shamelessly, wanting others to taste the pain he had suffered.
"Isn't it funny?"
Luo Yang was very depressed, the first time he robbed in his life, he encountered a 'laughing field', what a failure!
Luo Yang sighed: It seems that I don't have the talent to be a robber!
"Hey, Yan sΓΉ point, rob it!" Luo Yang held his throat and said in a rough voice.
"Hahahaha......"
Lu Jia and Zhou Tie burst into tears with laughter.
"Hey, robber, get out of here, we're still chasing people!" Zhou Tie gasped, and finally stopped laughing and said.
"If I hadn't been chasing that little white face, I'd really like to have fun with your stupid robber! It's so funny, it's really a once-in-a-century comic comparison! Haha......"
Lu Jia's face was straight, and he said, "Count yourself lucky, get out!" β
"Hey, you two are sick, aren't you? Didn't you see me robbing here! β
Luo Yang pulled the stockings on his face, this thing has poor breathability, and Luo Yang is a little out of breath. Moreover, these stockings have a strange smell.
- Could it have been worn by the wife of the lewd stall owner?
Immediately, Luo Yang thought of another possibility: Nima, it won't be the stall owner's daughter who passed it, and then the stall owner masturbated while washing his socks, right? !
Thinking of this, Luo Yang felt a chill, and his stomach churned.
"Robber, don't be ignorant! Sue you, put the bright spots, and don't look at the object, do you think anyone can rob them? Find an old man and a lady who buys groceries and go home, or a third-grade elementary school student who has just finished school, and extort ten yuan and eight yuan, even if you rob us, you are really looking for death! Zhou Tie was powerful, pointed to Lu Jia on the side and said, "Do you know who this big brother is?" β
"Who? Is it the big brother of the road? Seeing that you are still students, don't try to scare me, sue you, I am a person who went to elementary school, and I am not so easy to deceive! Luo Yang said.
In fact, Luo Yang lied, he was taken out of the country by the 'old ghost' at the age of eight, and he never went to school, let alone school.
"Hahaha......"
"Hahahaha......"
Zhou Tie and Lu Jia once again covered their stomachs and laughed.
"Haha, you still went to elementary school? Did you graduate from elementary school?! β
"Comic comparison, not a once-in-a-century encounter, but a once-in-a-millennium comic!"
They thought Luo Yang was joking with them.
Unfortunately, they couldn't see that under the black cover, the pale face had already erupted with anger.
Luo Yang is an orphan, when he was a child, watching the children in the city carrying schoolbags and red scarves and humming into the school gate, Luo Yang was both envious and jealous.
Later, Luo Yang also adapted this children's song, which is not only violent, but also full of Luo Yang's faint hatred: the sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, the bird says early, why are you carrying an explosive bag, I went to blow up the school, the teacher didn't know, as soon as I pulled the ring, I ran, and the school was gone......
In short, parents and relatives and going to school belong to one of the few untouchable wounds and scales in Luo Yang. Whoever is disobedient will be unlucky. Whoever touches, dies!
Luo Yang looked at the two of them coldly through the mesh of black stockings.
"Yo he, the little tease dares to stare at people! Want to fight? "Zhou Tiehu is a fake tiger, looking like a slave who fights people.
Luo Yang didn't speak, he pinched his fingers and gurgled, and his face covered with black silk was cold.
"Haha, boss, this tease really wants to rob us!" Zhou Tie laughed wildly and mocked.
"Do you know who my boss is? Do you know that he is a master of taekwondo? A tease like you, he alone can cripple ten people like you! Zhou Tie continued to mock.
Lu Jia frowned, as if he was ready to make a move.
Zhou Tie hurriedly said: "Boss, how can you do it yourself to deal with such a third-rate goods!" I'd better leave it to my little brother and I'll clean it up! β
"Okay, then you hurry up and do it quickly, if it's too late, the little white face will run away without a shadow!" Lu Jia said.
"Don't worry, boss! Solve the battle in ten seconds! Zhou Tie said confidently.
Zhou Tie has a strong figure, and he has also practiced taekwondo with Qiuping for two years, although his skills are not as good as Lu Jia, but he is also stronger than ordinary people.
"Mr. Robber, come on, if you win the battle, I will give you two yuan to buy bean paste buns to eat!" Zhou Tie moved his hands and feet, and his face was relaxed.
'Smack! β
Before he could finish his pre-battle warm-up, he was kicked in the stomach, and the whole person was kicked out, hit the wall and bounced off, and fell heavily to the ground.
Zhou Tie clutched his stomach in pain, his body shrunk into a ball due to pain, like a cooked prawn.
"When I saw you laughing just now, I was holding my stomach, did I feel sick to my stomach? I'm just going to treat you with this kick! Luo Yang sneered.
"Looking for !! Death"
Lu Jia was furious, jumped up, and kicked Luo Yang's head with a fierce kick, this kick was powerful and heavy, it was the whirlwind kick in 'Taekwondo'!
Lu Jia really has some strength, if this kick is kicked, he must be 'headshot', he will not die, and he will become a vegetative person!
Luo Yang saw that as soon as he made a move, it was a killing move that would kill people, and he was immediately furious, and his heart had killing intent.