Chapter 181: Percussion Therapy
Looking at the obscene gaze of the male stall owner, Luo Yang was helpless.
I've become a 'simple and cute little Shota', how can I still be seen by others? Could it be that my obscene aura has penetrated deep into my bone marrow, and no matter how I change my appearance and temperament, I can't stop my kind from sniffing out the 'obscene' aura on my body?
"That...... A pair is enough," Luo Yang lowered his head, lowered his voice, and said shyly.
Luo Yang had already noticed that the stall owner aunt of the two stalls on the left and the right next to him had noticed herself.
The aunt on the left, who sells mops and slippers, has a look of disdain.
The slightly obese aunt on the right threw a wink at Luo Yang, cast an ambiguous and seductive look, and shook the two old fat balls on her chest that had already sagging!
Looking at the fat aunt scratching her head, that look seemed to be eager to eat Luo Yang.
Luo Yang was so frightened that he shouted, he took out ten yuan and handed it to the stall owner, picked up two pairs of black silk wrapped in nylon, and ran away without looking back.
The stall owner's extremely obscene laughter came from behind him: "Young man, if you think it's easy to use, buy it from me next time, and I'll give you a 20% discount!" Also, I still have my wife's original underwear here, 20 yuan a piece, 30 original masks, welcome to buy! ”
This stall owner is also quite hardworking, but I'm not interested in your wife, if you have a daughter, you should be seventeen or eighteen years old, maybe I can still think about it.
Luo Yang thought evilly.
"Classmate, don't be in a hurry! My daughter is in her third year of high school, and I still do laundry every morning! Original panties, forty. Original Hood, Sixty! Genuine, Tong Suo is not bullied, you will definitely regret it if you don't buy it, there is a faint milk fragrance on the cover! The stall owner shouted behind him.
Luo Yang glanced behind him in surprise and found that the stall owner was closing his eyes and inhaling deeply, as if he had an endless aftertaste.
- Old fellow, he's so perverted that he doesn't even let go of his own daughter! Well, it must not be his own!
Luo Yang suddenly became worried about the stall owner's daughter, such a 'dad' on the stall, it was really a sin in the previous life!
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Feeling that the two people behind him had been following him, Luo Yang began to wander around.
"Boss, how do you sell Jiaoshuang?"
"Boss, this cucumber is so thick, and there are so many small thorns, you better not sell it, keep it for yourself at night!" Luo Yang said to the middle-aged black silk beauty who sold vegetables.
Lu Jia and Zhou Tie, who had been following Luo Yang, were very depressed - what was this guy doing in this 'dirty and smelly' slum? Could it be that the 'little white face' Luo Yang lives in this kind of place?!
Luo Yang's route is getting more and more deviated, and the alleys are getting narrower and narrower.
The stall at the mouth of the alley only extends forty or fifty meters inside, and in the depths of this alley, let alone the stalls, there is not even a single figure in sight.
Lu Jia, who had been following closely behind Luo Yang, showed a ruthless expression at this moment: Little white face, you actually came here, you really killed yourself! This kind of place is an excellent environment and place for traps and ambushes, murder and stealing, robbery and rape, and cheating and field warfare!
Luo Yang walked forward, suddenly made a turn, turned into a branch of an alley, Lu Jia and Zhou Tie hurriedly caught up, turned into the alley and looked, completely dumbfounded...... It's a three-way intersection, and there are roads in all three directions!
"Boss, which way did the little white face go?" Zhou Tie looked left and right, not knowing which one to take.
'Smack! ’
Before Zhou Tie could react, a slap was on his skull again.
"Oops! Boss, why are you hitting me again? Whining...... I don't think I'm saying the wrong thing! Zhou Tie said depressedly, he wanted to break his head, and he couldn't think of what he was wrong.
"You don't have long eyes yourself, you ask me, who do I ask!" Lu Jia was also very depressed, and was already ready to beat Xiao Baimian fatly, even if he didn't beat him to death, he would break his hands and feet, so that he would not be able to go to school in the near future, so that he could avoid the 'little white face' from contacting the goddess in his mind.
Lu Jia had even already thought about it, after flattening the little white face for a while, not only did he have to kneel down and beg for mercy and call himself 'grandpa', but he also had to let this little white face drink his own urine! Finally, cut him twice in the face and see how he hooks up with girls in the future!
Lu Jia was in a fantasy, full of joy, but in a blink of an eye, the little white face was gone!
"Boss, why don't you look for it separately!" Zhou Tie said.
"There are three forks in the road, one left and one right, and one straight ahead, there are only two of us, who will chase the remaining road?" Lu Jia said angrily, subconsciously raised his hand, and wanted to slap Zhou Tie.
Seeing this, Zhou Tie said with a bitter face: "Boss, stop fighting, I'm about to be beaten into a pig's head by you!" ”
"Humph! I'm also for your good, you're so stupid, I'm here to make you enlightened! Lu Jia snorted coldly: "This is called percussion therapy!" ”
"You're so stupid, why don't you hit your head against the wall!" Zhou Tie muttered softly.
"What did you say?!" Lu Jia said angrily.
Zhou Tie was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "Boss, I said that you are amazing, and you are invincible!" ”
"Hmph, that's pretty much it! It seems that you have opened up a bit, so I won't hit you on the head today! Lu Jia said with satisfaction.
"Thank you, Boss!"
Zhou Tie successfully escaped the catastrophe and was happy for his wisdom.
"Boss, I analyze, the little white face is either to the left or to the right, and it is impossible to go straight!" Zhou Tie said.
"Why?"
Lu Jia looked at his younger brother in confusion and asked.
"You think, we have been following him all the time, the distance is no more than fifty meters, just now as soon as the little white face turned a corner, we chased after him, no more than ten seconds at most!"
Zhou Tie pointed to the straight alley in front of him: "The road in front of you is at least three hundred meters, such a long distance, it is impossible to walk it in ten seconds!" Not to mention the weak 'little white face' Luo Yang, even the flying man 'Bolt', it is impossible to run 300 meters in ten seconds, unless he is not a human! ”
Lu Jia thought about it, laughed and praised: "Tiezi, you really have become smarter!" ”
"yes, yes, thank you to the boss for the head therapy! I was able to get to the bottom of it so quickly! Zhou Tie said shamelessly.
Hum! Fools can think that no one can run 300 meters in ten seconds, there is no common sense at all, what kind of boss are you going to be! I should have bought a hammer and knocked myself to death!
Zhou Tie thought in his heart, although he was Lu Jia's 'follower', he didn't really take refuge, just because Lu Jia was not only rich, but also the young master of the Lu family in the 'Eight Great Families of Yanjing', the only 'young master', although Zhou Tie's family was also a rich and wealthy family, but compared with the Lu family, it was not a grade at all! For his own sake and for the sake of the Zhou family, he swallowed his anger to be Lu Jia's 'little brother', but in his heart he despised Lu Jia's brainlessness, calling Lu Jia 'a gorilla with developed limbs and a simple mind'.
"Stupid! I used 'percussion therapy', not 'head therapy', I remember! Lu Jia said coldly.
"Yes, Boss, I remember, it's percussion therapy!" Zhou Tie touched the big bag on his head, and said secretly through gritted teeth.
"Do you really think percussion therapy works?" Lu Jia smiled maliciously.
"yes, Boss......"
Looking at Lu Jia's expression and evil smile, Zhou Tie felt weak in his heart, and had a bad premonition.
Sure enough, Lu Jia reached out and touched Zhou Tie's head, which was full of bags, and said with a wicked smile: "Then I will treat you with percussion therapy every day in the future, one hundred times in the morning, two hundred times in the afternoon, and three hundred times in the evening!" Maybe in a year, you'll be the second Einstein! ”
As soon as he heard this, Zhou Tie screamed, rolled his eyes, and almost fainted.
"What are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and chase!" Lu Jia said: "I'm left, you're right!" ”
"Boss, why? I'm not near the left, aren't you near the alley on the right? Zhou Tie asked puzzled.
"You want to know?" Lu Jiadao.
"Yes, boss, sue me, let me increase my knowledge!"
At this time, Zhou Tie did not forget to take the opportunity to slap the horse.
"Well, for the sake of your IQ, which is not even as good as that of a primary school student, I'll sue you...... This is called male left and female right, a fierce man like me, of course, goes to the left! Ha ha! Lu Jia said confidently.
Zhou Tie glanced at his crotch, and thought disdainfully in his heart: When I went to the toilet, I saw it, how can your 'little earthworm' compete with my 'big water dragon'!
"What are you doing in a daze, don't hurry up and chase it!"
Lu Jia looked at Zhou Tie, who was stunned, and scolded angrily.
"Old ...... Boss, look ahead! Zhou Tie pointed to the alley about three hundred meters long in front of him with a strange expression, and said in surprise.