0162 The beauty pageant starts now
After resting for more than half a month, entering the autumn, Cao Cao's tuntian system has begun to take effect, after the people have paid the military rations, they can have far more rations left than in previous years, and they are smiling from ear to ear, this is nothing, and the next thing will make countless young men and girls unable to close their legs.
Because, the blind date meeting of 10,000 people who had promised the soldiers before was finally going to be held as scheduled.
To be a human being, you have to be honest, don't you?
This 10,000-person blind date conference was planned and implemented by me, and I am much more proficient than Cao Cao in this set. The core is nothing more than two words, hype.
The so-called 10,000-person blind date conference does not mean finding a big flat land, finding a red rope to surround it, sitting a group of beautiful women here, and a group of handsome guys sitting there, and then everyone looks at each other and snaps on the spot...... That's not a blind date, that's breeding.
Hype has to attract everyone's attention, and what could be more eye-catching than a beauty pageant? As early as two months ago, I was already distributing leaflets everywhere, and on a certain day, a high-profile beauty contest would be held in Hanoi, and the first place winner would not only win the title of 'Heavenly Fragrance National Color', but also a grand prize of ten taels of gold.
Although in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, the war continued and prices soared, but gold is still a more valuable thing.
The second and third places will be awarded the titles of 'Sinking Fish and Falling Goose' and 'Closed Moon Shy Flower' respectively, and the prize money is five taels of gold respectively, and the fourth to tenth place will not have the title, but you can get one or two of gold.
At the same time, all the contestants who have won the ranking can choose their own wishful husband among the unmarried officers above the rank of lieutenant in the Cao Jun barracks. This means that they can not only get monetary rewards, but also directly become official wives.
In order to highlight the superiority of the top three beauties, their husband-in-law candidates are even more powerful, namely Cao Hong, Cao Ren, and Xiahou Yuan.
In addition, all contestants will automatically enter the 10,000-person blind date conference, once the blind date is successful, all the family costs are borne by Cao Cao.
At that time, I also said that Cao Cao was so generous, but Li Dian told me the truth: "This is a fart, it's nothing more than repairing more houses in the city, and then sending a red quilt each, wood, stone and quilt, how much money can it cost?" ”
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With such a rich reward, unmarried women from the surrounding towns suddenly flocked to it, and even the beauties from the surrounding states and counties came to sign up, the scene was hot, and those widows and the like also came to join in the fun, and one by one they also had a heartbeat, what if the brother of the soldier likes mature women? After thinking about it, he relaxed the conditions, but if there is a husband who still comes to fish in troubled waters, he will shoot out the stick.
The peak of registration is a few days before the beauty contest, the little girl and the eldest girl who came to sign up almost squeezed through the registration tent, according to incomplete statistics, there are more than 300 women who signed up on the same day alone, and almost 2,000 people participated in the beauty contest before and after.
I specially invited four judges, these four judges were also carefully selected, their names were written on the flyers I sent out before, which was able to attract so many beautiful women to participate in the competition, and the luxurious lineup of judges also played a role that should not be underestimated.
The first judge is the famous feminist leader, Cao Cao's eldest wife, Mrs. Ding, who is dignified and elegant, and is responsible for assessing the appearance and female workers of the participating beauties.
The second judge is the super writer Xun Yu, who is responsible for assessing the poems, songs, words and deeds of the participating beauties.
The third judge is the famous women's figure wrestler, Mrs. Chun, the proprietress of the most famous Qinglou in Hanoi, who is responsible for assessing the body measurements of the participating beauties.
The fourth judge is the non-famous chef Zhang Damao, the chef of Cao Jun's canteen, who is responsible for assessing the cooking skills of the participating girls.
After three days of screening by the jury, 100 female contestants were finally selected to enter the preliminary round, and the next step was the highlight of the hype.
First of all, a large notice board was built in the surrounding towns, and Dan Qing was asked to paint the portrait of the 100 women, and the portrait was pasted on the notice board, so that all the residents could come and vote for the 100 women, and the top 50 players could enter the next round of the semi-finals.
Originally, the people were in a good mood because of a good harvest this year, but now they are participating in this extremely happy thing, and they are voting in front of the bulletin board one by one.
"No. 32 Zhao Xiaowei has big eyes and is smart, I like it, I decided to vote for her."
"No. 47 Yang Xiaomi has big breasts, she must have rich milk after giving birth, and the baby she gives birth to will not starve, this is the main characteristic of a beauty, I decided to vote for her."
"No. 69 is tall and has a big round buttocks, so it's good to give birth to her, so it's definitely right to vote for her."
"Eighty-three Fan Xiaoice is the daughter of the family next door, and I have been watching her since I was a child...... Seeing her grow up, of course I have to vote for her. ”
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Later, these contestants actually formed their own fan groups, what Fan Xiaoice relatives and friends group, what Zhao Xiaowei admiration group, what Yang Xiaomi's death squad...... These teams went to various households to canvass for votes, saying that one ballot was exchanged for a corn cob, and one ballot was immediately opened for two turnips, and there was even a brawl between fan groups, although it was suppressed in time, but the matter itself became a topic that everyone talked about after dinner.
Of course, these people who talk about the topic have also invisibly become the driving force behind the atmosphere of the beauty pageant.
That's right, these so-called fan groups were established by the members of the pig killing team under my direction, and their talent is not only shown in martial arts, but also in performance, I only asked them to encourage the development of three or four fan groups, but they actually developed more than a dozen fan groups, if I hadn't stopped them in time, it was entirely possible for them to make a fan group by themselves.
Momby, forty-four members of the pig killing team, there are forty-four fan groups, how will Lao Tzu end up then?
With the fan group fueling the flames, the beauty pageant was very enthusiastic, and the preliminary round ended in this warm atmosphere, with fifty beauties entering the semi-finals.
After entering the semi-finals, we toured these 50 beauties from town to town, as if the so-called general election of the evil capitalist society, they showed their talents one by one, singers, dancers, embroiderers, and detonated the enthusiasm of the residents of the surrounding towns again, once again formed their own fan groups, and fought with each other, this time, it had nothing to do with my pig killing team.
The members of the pig killing team are now very busy, setting up handicaps in various towns to open gambling games, and we will take a commission of 10%, Cao Cao learned about it, and decisively asked to buy shares, he's it, he is still a dry share, that is to say, he doesn't give out a tael of silver, but he has to take half of the money when he divides it......
The semi-finals ended in a noisy scene, with 20 women advancing to the final where they will compete for the top 10 and the top three.
The final link naturally has to build a good momentum, the venue of the final was selected in the soldier's training ground, tens of thousands of people under the guidance of the soldiers, according to the designated area to do a good job, there is a large stage that can accommodate more than 100 people in the middle of the martial arts field, not only set up a judge's seat, but also has a special guest seat.
This special guest is naturally Cao Cao.
The final of the pageant officially began.
I took the loudspeaker, walked to the front of the stage, looked at the tens of thousands of spectators in front of me, touched my bare head, and coughed lightly: "Everyone, does my bald head look good?" ”
Everyone didn't expect me to say such a thing, they were all stunned, and then burst into laughter.
"Maybe I look ugly in your eyes, but I think it's good-looking, because one of my brothers once promised me that he wouldn't leave me as long as I was bald!" My gaze swept over Zhao Yun on the stage, and Zhao Yun pursed his lips with a look of knowing that you were putting on a show.
"It is also because it symbolizes that I and my men have blessings and hardships." My gaze swept over the pig killers in the crowd, all of them grinning and dancing with their eyebrows.
"What I mean by this is that a person's beauty lies in whether he has enough self-confidence, as long as he believes that he is good-looking, then he is the best-looking." I said loudly, "Do you think I'm going to tell you that whether a person is good or not, just have self-confidence?" Wrong, self-confidence has a fart, can you become a Shih Tzu with self-confidence? Whether a person is good or not, it depends on the appreciation and recognition of others, today, all of us here are judges, you will witness the birth of the first beauty, I announce, the beauty contest starts now! ”
The audience applauded like thunder, among which the members of the pig killing team stomped their feet with exaggerated expressions, Andy Lau and Stephen Chow even hugged their heads and cried, looking extremely excited.
Damn, it's too much, right? I then exclaimed, "All the beauties are invited." ”
When they walked to the center of the venue, I shook my hand and a huge fireball soared into the sky, suddenly exploding in mid-air, bursting out of broken flames, and pushing the enthusiasm of the audience to a new climax.
After mobilizing the enthusiasm in the field, I asked the beauties to give me a brief introduction, and I quickly ran to the side of the stage, because Han Qianye was desperately waving at me, and next to him stood a woman in pink with a veil and an extremely hot body.
"What's wrong?" I ran over and frowned and asked, while looking at the veiled woman, I intuitively felt that Han Qianye called me over, it should have something to do with this woman.
Although she can't see her appearance clearly, her body is sexy and hot, and her skin is white and smooth, so she must be a beauty.
"Old ...... Boss, this beauty...... Said yes...... Halfway through...... Join halfway. Han Qianye said urgently, and even stammered a little because he said it too quickly.
Turning my head to look at the woman in pink, I snorted: "Han Qianye, is she a relative of your family?" ”
Han Qianye said deliciously: "No...... Not really. ”
"Now that they're in the finals, why should I let her go straight to the finals, is that fair to the other players?" I sneered.
"Old ...... Boss, look...... At first glance...... She, ...... again Decide again. Han Qianye was even more anxious, and said with a red face.
I'm a little surprised, since I can enter the black field, I take out my tablet from time to time to share with them pictures of beautiful women and all kinds of small movies, in terms of aesthetics, they are no longer the first brothers of the past, and even I can say very responsibly, even if there are a dozen or so beautiful women chasing them naked for three streets, if they look back, it will be regarded as a failure of my education.
Right now, Han Qianye actually had this kind of expression, something was really wrong, I frowned and looked at the woman in pink: "You take off the veil and show it to me." ”
A strange look flashed in the woman's eyes, as if she was dazed and mocking, and slowly removed the veil.
At the sight of her face, I was instantly stunned.
God, this woman is so beautiful, so beautiful that I can't believe that there is such a beautiful face in the world, Murong Xiu, Xiao Le'er and other women are already the best in the world, but compared with her, they are slightly inferior.
Han Qianye coughed lightly beside me, and I came back to my senses, laughed dryly, and asked, "Beauty, what do you call it?" ”
"Little Woman Diao Chan." R1058