Diao?

When I heard this name, I was first shocked, she is Diao Chan? Diao Chan, one of the four beauties of ancient China?

Thinking about it, apart from Diao Chan, who else will have such a stunning appearance?

took a deep breath and quickly calmed down his mood, after all, the Internet was extremely developed in our time, and it could be regarded as countless women, and after the initial shock, it was indifferent.

Seeing this, Diao Chan had a ripple in his eyes, and said softly: "My lord, I don't know if the little girl can still participate in this competition?" ”

I muttered, "It's okay on your terms, but it's unfair to the players who were eliminated before." ”

"I only want a place, I don't want a reward or anything." Diao Chan said slowly.

"Really?" I thought to myself, "I'm curious, why do you care so much about this ranking?" ”

"I beg your pardon for not being able to tell you right now." A hint of confusion flashed across Diao Chan's face.

Forget it, if you don't say it, don't say it, with such a beauty as a gimmick, I naturally won't push it off, and immediately called Zhao Yun over, and the two discussed a few words, and then said to Diao Chan: "You put on a veil and follow me to the stage." ”

At this time, the twenty beauties on the stage had finished introducing themselves, I nodded at Diao Chan, turned around and walked towards the stage, walked two steps, did not hear footsteps behind me, and thought that Diao Chan did not follow, turned my head to look, and found that Diao Chan was following behind me, and when I turned around, she reacted extremely quickly, standing in place and looking at me indifferently.

This made me even more surprised, this Diao Chan is still a martial arts master.

Walking to the middle of the stage with doubts, the audience saw that I brought a beautiful woman up, and they didn't know what I meant.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am a warrior, on the battlefield, all kinds of accidents may occur, maybe you don't know the accident very thoroughly, next, let me show you, what is an accident." I smiled and told Diao Chan to take off her veil.

Suddenly, the audience suddenly exclaimed, and they were all shocked by Diao Chan's beauty, and after a while, there were whistles and thunderous applause.

I raised my hands and pressed them to wait for the applause to pause, and I smiled, "If I said that I wanted to add one more player to the finals, I don't think you would have a problem now, would you?" ”

Hearing this, it was like pouring a scoop of cold water on the boiling oil, and the field became more and more boiling, after all, killing such a strong player halfway is not only related to whether the players they support can get the rankings, but also related to the bets they made.

"It's not fair!" Someone shouted at the side of the stage.

I don't even need to look at it, I also know that this is Zhao Yun's voice.

Seeing Zhao Yun walk up to the stage, I frowned and said, "Why do you say that?" ”

"It's not fair to the contestants who were previously unsuccessful!" Zhao Yun said sharply.

"Oh? So what do you mean? "I pretended to hesitate.

"Unless she can prove that she's better than those guys." Zhao Yun turned to the audience and said, "Do you say it?" ”

The audience in the audience was loud and noisy, and they all said that this was extremely true.

"In that case, let the judges decide." I shrugged my shoulders helplessly, turned my head and said to Diao Chan: "Do you have confidence?" ”

Diao Chan nodded, a hint of amusement flashing in her eyes. Zhao Yun came out to play a double reed with me, but she knew.

"What are you laughing at?" I whispered a threat to her, turned to the four judges, and said loudly: "Please also ask the four judges to give a rating, if she is indeed better than the previous contestant, I will let her go directly to the final." ”

Hearing this, the four judges all smiled and nodded, and the first to ask was Mrs. Ding, who was in charge of the female workers and appearance of the school contestants: "What do you call it?" ”

"Little Woman Diao Chan."

After casually asking a few words, Mrs. Ding smiled lightly: "Needless to say in terms of grooming, can you be a female worker?" ”

Diao Chan took out an embroidered handkerchief from his arms and handed it to Mrs. Ding: "The peony on the handkerchief was embroidered by my own hands." ”

Mrs. Ding glanced at the embroidered handkerchief twice, handed it back to Diao Chan, and her eyes were full of praise: "Yes, if this embroidered handkerchief is embroidered by your own hands, the embroidery can be regarded as a first-class level, and there will be a talent competition at the scene, I hope you can embroider a more beautiful pattern than this at that time." ”

Although this is polite on the surface, but in fact there is also a taste of the horse, if you can't embroider it later, it means that your handkerchief is a lie, and then it will naturally give you a big embarrassment.

Diao Chan thanked her: "The little woman will definitely not disappoint Madame." ”

Mrs. Ding nodded, and said to Xun Yu: "There is no problem on my side, Mr. Wenruo, it's your turn." ”

Xun Yu nodded to Mrs. Ding and thanked him, and then said to Diao Chan: "I have passed this level very well, you can recite a poem that expresses the love between men and women, and you should send a blessing to the next blind date meeting." ”

I laughed secretly, this Xun Yu shouldn't have deliberately released water, right? Even a big old man like me can recite several poems, what 'Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the river island, fair lady, gentleman is good', what 'Qingqing Zijin, leisurely my heart, not seen for a day, such as March', what 'Pu Jia is pale, white dew is frost, the so-called Yi people, on the water side'......

Diao Chan smiled, opened his mouth slightly, and said in a manly voice: "Picking Wei and picking Wei, Wei also stops." It is said that it is returned, and the years are endless...... In the past, I went back, and the willows followed. Now I think about it, the rain and snow are falling. The way is slow, thirsty and hungry. My heart is sad, I don't know how I mourn! ”

Although she didn't know the meaning of the poem she recited, her tone was full of a kind of bitter longing.

After Diao Chan finished reciting it, Xun Yu sighed: "Diao Chan, your poem is a description of a soldier's longing for home, although it captures the theme of the soldier and the girl in front of him to become a family, but it is a little too sad, it's just that you can recite this article, it can be seen that you also know a lot about the Book of Poetry, and you have passed this level." ”

Diao Chan thanked Xun Yu Yingying, and turned to face the third referee, the proprietress of Chunmanlou, Mrs. Chun.

I don't know what kind of evaluation this proprietress of Chunmanlou will give to Diao Chan?

Mrs. Chun looked at Diao Chan, and her mouth snorted, with a sense of regret in her expression, and I couldn't help asking, "Mrs. Chun, what do you think?" ”

Hearing me say this, Mrs. Chun smiled, and it turned out to be full of amorous feelings: "I can't say it, but some sighs in my heart are true." Such a role in the world, I have seen it for the first time, if this Diao Chan is placed in my Chunmanlou, the threshold of my Chunmanlou will be stepped on. ”

Hearing Mrs. Chun say this, everyone in the audience burst into laughter, what does Chun Manlou do, naturally there is no need to say much.

Mrs. Chun smiled: "Sister Diao Chan, don't you mind if you're joking?" ”

Diao Chan smiled lightly: "Being teased by Mrs. Chun is also a blessing for a little woman." ”

Mrs. Chun sighed, and a look of regret appeared on her face again, but she said: "Diao Chan's figure is not said, I have also passed this level." ”

The three judges all passed guò, in fact, it doesn't matter if the remaining Zhang Damao passes the pass or not, but the three passes have passed, and this pass is not bad, so Zhang Damao immediately started the test.

Zhang Damao is a practical person, he directly took out a big cucumber from under the judges' table, and said angrily: "Diao Chan girl, please show your kung fu first." ”

I was dumbfounded, you take a cucumber out and ask Diao Chan to show his kung fu? Grass, that's too much to say, isn't it? Are you still human? How can you let Diao Chan perform this kind of kung fu in public...... No matter how you say it, you have to find a place where no one is around, and the brothers drink two glasses of wine and enjoy it slowly.

Immediately found that I wanted to be crooked, Zhang Damao took out a kitchen knife and a knife cutting board from under the table, and said, "Please show your knife skills." ”

Diao Chan walked up generously, took the kitchen knife and cut it up, and after a while, a piece of cucumber slices as thin as cicada wings appeared on the knife cutting board, Zhang Damao sighed: "Yes, this knife skill, how to say that there are more than ten years of skills, Diao Chan girl, you are very amazing, I have also passed this level." ”

Hearing Zhang Damao say this, the audience applauded, and I took the opportunity to announce loudly: "Everyone, this accident is over so happily, and the next ......"

Before he finished speaking, there was a coquettish shout from the audience: "I think it's unfair!" ”

Following the prestige, there were seven or eight big men in black in the crowd, guarding a woman in red in the middle, who was wearing a veil and couldn't see her face clearly, but she was in extremely good shape.

I frowned and said, "This beauty, what do you want to say?" ”

The woman separated from the crowd, walked to the front of the stage, jumped into the stage, almost a person high, she jumped up so easily, walked to the middle and stood still, glanced at Diao Chan with strange eyes, then turned to me, and raised her voice: "If that's the case, I will also go directly to the finals." ”

"Why are you?" I sneered.

Damn, if you can't give a good reason, I'll beat you to death. If all the women are clamoring to go straight to the finals like you, then Lao Tzu's beauty pageant is better than a fart.

Unless, you also have the beauty of a sable, but is that possible?

thought that she would lift the veil and reveal her face, but unexpectedly, she arched her hand with Cao Cao: "Lord Cao, as long as you let me enter the finals directly, the little girl will definitely have a heavy gift." ”

As soon as these words came out, not only I was stunned, but Cao Cao was also stunned, and Mrs. Ding snorted. Cao Cao hurriedly turned to Mrs. Ding, shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, saying that he didn't know this woman at all, seeing that Mrs. Ding ignored her, he turned his head and said sharply to the woman in red: "If you have figured out this method to attract my attention, your goal has been achieved, I hope you will give me a reasonable explanation, otherwise, my knife and axe hand will also pay attention to you." ”

The woman in red smiled slightly: "Are you sure you want me to say it in public?" ”

Hearing this, my heart was beating for a while, could this woman be Cao Cao's first love before, and now she came to the door to ask Cao Cao to compensate her for the loss of her youth, right? Hurriedly said: "What do you have to say?" Tell me first. ”

The woman in red's black eyes rolled around: "It's okay." ”

After speaking, he walked up to me and said softly: "Han Fu's 40,000 elite soldiers, I don't know if Cao Cao is interested?" ”R1058