"Tiger mother, tiger mother, there is only one dead monkey left. Hmph, haha, those monkeys, they're so timid, it's so funny! The three white wolves shouted in joy.

Zhong Li grinned and reprimanded angrily: "Oh, a group of wolf cubs, they dare to laugh at this great sage and eat my old grandson!" ”

Belch!

It seems that there is no golden hoop rod in his hand now.

Zhong Li was too deep into the play, and suddenly remembered that he wanted to have a golden hoop stick before the divine soldier.

"Monkey on your back, get a rattan stick!" Zhongli commanded.

The ape with his hands and feet was nimble, and he pulled down a Qingluo stick from an uncle who was hugged by ten people and threw it to his own king.

"King, take over!"

Zhongli used the Qingluo stick, the stick shadow waved, and the tiger was vigorous.

Qingluo pointed at the stick and reprimanded: "Oh, you and other beasts are really arrogant, eat my grandson." ”

Belch!

It seems that Zhongli himself is really in the play.

There is no way, in a place like Huaguo Mountain, if you are aggrieved for too long, if you don't release it, your nerves will probably be even more deranged.

Sometimes, he felt like he was about to become a monkey.

Roar!

"Ben Wolf King will meet you first!" The freckled wolf leapt to his feet, opened his bloody mouth, bared his sharp teeth, and bit at Zhongli.

The figure of this Zhongli is still rising.

"How is that possible? This dead monkey jumped so high! The freckled wolf exclaimed, and before he could dodge, he let Zhongli hit him on the head.

Flesh and blood blurred, humming and chirping.

"Woo, it hurts so much, this wolf has a splitting headache!" The huge body of the freckled wolf rolled wildly.

The dog's tail is in the wolf's nose and mouth, and hot air is spewed. gloating: "Hmph, haha...... Freckled wolf, you're so ashamed. Why don't you go home and wash your baby's diaper! ”

"What nonsense, go up to the old lady and take down the dead monkey." The white wolf writhed his fat buttocks and shouted.

The dog-tailed wolf saw the white wolf's plump buttocks. Suddenly, the wolf howled, as if it had been beaten with chicken blood, and its front hooves shook the bluestone and jumped up.

Zhongli jumped again, waved the Qingluo stick in his hand, and smashed it out.

After a bang......

"Obediently drip, wow, this wolf king won't fight, don't fight, this dead monkey. Fine, fine! "The dog-tailed wolf, limping, squatting beside the white wolf with a pitiful look.

The white wolf huffed and kicked the dog's tail wolf away.

"Useless things, when I lie on my mother's body, I don't see you panting and humming."

The dog-tailed wolf and the freckled wolf looked at each other aggrievedly. They all saw the bitterness in each other's eyes.

That dead monkey is really a sperm.

Zhongli for two months. In Huaguo Mountain, a blessed land of immortal mountains with strong aura, he has cultivated to the sevenfold realm with his own divine skills.

If this is known to the Tianshan Tong Grandma of the Tianlong Babu World, she will definitely bow her head and shout Zhongli Change. State.

"Mommy, Mommy. Daddy, is this swollen? "The brothers of the three white wolves, come to help.

As soon as I arrived, I found my fathers, the freckled wolf and the dog-tailed wolf. The wolf squatted aside, humming and chirping, and a big red envelope on his head.

"Children, this wolf is fine. Ah, the weather is very good today, the sun is shining, bathed in the spring light, I feel like I am about to become the Buddha of the western sky. No, I deliberately asked your dog-tailed wolf godfather to make me a big hairstyle of the Buddha. Freckled wolf said embarrassedly.

"Dad, the hairstyle is so cool, we want it too."

"Uh......" The freckled wolf only felt that a flock of crows had just flown overhead.

Hahaha......

Zhongli was already on the verge of laughing, and he couldn't straighten up.

This pack of wolves must have been sent by the monkeys.

Belch!

Anyway, it's not the appointment of this great sage! 、

"Hmph, dead monkey, take a look, these thirty sturdy heroes of the world are all the sons and daughters of my white wolf. If you want to die or live, kneel on the ground and beg for mercy first. The white wolf coaxed angrily.

Burst!

Zhongli almost vomited blood again, feeling that the white wolf in front of him was a little arrogant.

No, it's really tsundere!

"Let's go together, it just so happens that this Heavenly Master wants to try, how strong is his strength?!!! Zhongli Qingluo was carrying a stick on his shoulder, looking like a demon monkey in the world.

The plump buttocks of the white wolf kept swinging, and he looked at the freckled wolf and the dog-tailed wolf, and his saliva flowed.

"Discipline, discipline. The face of the man is all lost to you. Could it be that there are no other she-wolves in this Huaguo Mountain? Zhongli was speechless when he saw the obscene appearance of the two spring male wolves.

The white wolf snorted: "Children, slaughter this dead monkey for the old lady." ”

"Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, let's go too! Dead monkey, come to life! ”

Bang bang bang!!

Whew!!

Ahh!!hhhhh

Hum chirp......

It really hurts.

"If you don't fight, if you don't fight, we can't beg for mercy. Mommy help wow! "A bunch of wolf children, beaten into bears.

The body was covered with black green, crying and shouting, tears and snot, mixed together.

"White wolf, you're left with a family of four. Now, this great sage, I will loosen your muscles. ”

"Woo woo, the slave family is wrong, the slave family is wrong. The slave family is willing to serve the king and never marry. The white wolf fell to his knees pitifully and begged for mercy.

Zhongli looked at the white wolf who was prostrate on the ground, revealing his big watery eyes, and almost didn't vomit.

"Gross, uh, white wolf, stop shaking your disgusting plump buttocks to wonder about the chastity of Ben Daisheng, who doesn't like interracial love." Zhongli Qingluo pointed at the white wolf, and the white wolf screamed in fright.

The dog-tailed wolf and the freckled wolf glanced at each other, and finally let go of their heavy hearts.

If nothing else, they were almost cuckolded by the white wolf.

Fortunately, the dead monkey doesn't like interracial love.

Otherwise, they want to cry, and there is no place.

"King, king, what are you going to do with the slaves? The slaves haven't eaten your little monkeys yet. The white wolf snorted.

Zhongli put his foot on the white wolf's buttocks, and the white wolf howled.

This scene made the two male wolves worried.

"Wow, don't kick my little white buttocks again. Otherwise, I won't be able to hey in the future. The freckled wolf didn't hold back and stopped him.

The next moment, the freckled wolf found that the dead monkey's eyes were wide, and she was so frightened that she screamed twice and did not dare to say anything more.

Who knows. The white wolf said comfortably: "King, the slave you kicked is so comfortable." The slave family likes a domineering man like you. ”

Burst!

Ahh......hh

Zhongli really vomited blood!

None of these wolves had normal nerves, they were all teases sent by monkeys.

"Your majesty, you are majestic, dignified, and manly, which makes the little heart of the slave family at this moment beat and beats. Well, the slave family is shy. Oops, I can't stand you."

Wow wow wow......

"Dirt, dirt, this king is sure ......" Zhongli didn't say a word before he heard the screams of the monkeys.

"Oh, king, oh. Oh no, the tiger is out of the hole. The leopard pretended to be forced to attack the monkeys' red butts. ”

It's swollen again!

Zhongli looked back and saw that it was still ......

It turned out that there were several monkeys with red buttocks, bleeding profusely.

There are even two monkeys, a tiger, and a cheetah. Biting his neck, he screamed miserably.

The white wolf rolled over and stood directly in front of Zhongli.

First, there was a wolf howl, shaking his hips, and saying to the tiger and leopard: "Bah." Uh, hmm, let go of the children of my king, there is a kind of coming to the old lady. ”

The freckled wolf and the dog-tailed wolf did not show weakness, they all stood up, endured the pain, and said: "Tiger, obscene leopard, dare to blow up the children of my king, let go quickly, otherwise you will be asked to sing conquest." ”

Burst!

Zhongli vomited blood again, and this group of wolves actually consciously became its little brother.

But after taking a look at this group of wolves, all of them were fierce, and they were all ruthless, and they were the little brothers.

", wow. You ungrateful white-eyed wolves, we're here to help. The tiger and the lewd leopard said angrily.

The freckled wolf and the dog-tailed wolf glanced at each other, and then at the white wolf with a determined expression, and shouted: "Help your sister, your whole family likes to help fight." Our wolf clan and monkey clan are born as a family, and they are very close, and we still need you to help in the war. Hurry up and get out of here, or the gang will beat you up. ”

The tiger and the leopard trembled with anger, but there were many people in the family, and they were a little weak-hearted.

"Hehe, hehe, that, it turns out that the water washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family doesn't know the family. I'm ashamed, what, we still have children to take care of, so we will stay soon. Ladies and gentlemen, you have a long time to visit the door. The tiger and the leopard directly let go of the monkey in their mouths, and wanted to pull out their legs and escape.

Unexpectedly, the next thing that greeted them was a violent beating.

"Wow, my chrysanthemum, don't wow, please let go, please don't abuse anymore."

"Woooooooooo......oo We are willing to surrender, willing to surrender ......"

"Wow, the king, please don't stab the chrysanthemum again, the chrysanthemum is going to be crippled." The tiger and the lewd leopard, with tears in their eyes, stared at the cruel and tyrannical dead monkey in front of them with a sad face.

It's really feng shui in turns, and the world is in chaos.

It seems that in the future, this Huaguo Mountain will become the world of monkeys.

There will be no monkey meat to eat in the future.

I feel so wronged!

"From today onwards, Huaguo Mountain, Monkey King is the biggest! If anyone dares to hurt the monkey descendants of this great sage, they will all have to bear the pain of popping chrysanthemums, do you hear? ”

"Ah, yes, the little ones do."

"Well, my lord, you are so manly." The white wolf stepped forward, stuck out his tongue, and licked Zhongli's monkey face wildly.

Belch!

There is no way, the white wolf is more than a foot tall, and it happens to be able to take advantage.

"Don't harass this great sage anymore, or you'll be ruined!" Zhongli was so angry that he couldn't do it.

The animals in Huaguo Mountain are really too snake-spirited.

"Well, the slave family knows. King, when you poke someone's chrysanthemum, can you change something? As the white wolf spoke, he stared at the banana leaf that Zhongli covered his crotch.

Zhongli was really angry, and he kicked the white wolf directly away.

"Damn, there's no heavenly reason. Interracial indecent love, you too. Zhongli picked up the Qingluo stick and left majestically.

Leaving only the white wolf, he stood up with a humming and chirping, and looked at the monkey in the distance with a look of enjoyment.

"The king, the slave family quickly moved and came to find the king's love. Well, the king is so heavy, but the slave family really likes it. The white wolf shook his plump buttocks and went back to the wolf's den to rest.

A group of monkeys, beating gongs and drums, preached in Huaguo Mountain.

"The neighbors of Huaguo Mountain listened wow, from now on, the king of my family has three palaces and six courtyards, seventy-two concubines, and the entire Huaguo Mountain is under the rule and management of the king of my family. It is specially ordered that all races select beautiful women of the best appearance and dedicate them to the king of my family for concubines. ”

"Shut up King Ben! Grandma's, the chastity of this king, but it should be reserved for human beauties. You guys, do you know what love is and what beauty is? Zhongli stayed with the group of monkeys, and there was an expression of wanting to cry without tears.

A female monkey wore a gorgeous flower on her head and hugged Zhongli's arm: "King, King, look, is this flower beautiful from the slave family?" King, the slave family will serve you to bathe and change your clothes tonight! ”

"Whose female monkey is this, hurry up and pull away for this king, this king is a man who is upright, principled, and responsible. A woman from a good family who never robs someone else's house! Zhongli grinned and spat Xingzi said.

The female monkey threw a wink at her own king and said, "The king, the slave family is called Nian Nujiao, who has just reached adulthood and can give birth to a little monkey for the king." During this period of time, the slave family has been looking for Ruyi Langjun, but there is no monkey that can make the slave family look at it. So, the slave family is still complete. ”

"That, White Ape, as an important minister of the Water Curtain Cave Monkey Kingdom, you have worked hard, and this king is sympathetic to his courtiers. Nian slave and mother monkey, I will reward you as a wife. Zhongli didn't want to hurt the heart of the mother monkey, so he didn't refuse directly, but gave the mother monkey to the white ape.

This is not the first time that a mother monkey has shown her love to him.

The first few times, he bluntly rejected the two female monkeys.

Later, I heard from the white ape that the two female monkeys became the targets of ridicule from other female monkeys, and finally committed suicide.

It was Zhongli who ran over by himself and persuaded him with kind words, which dispelled the idea of suicide of the two female monkeys.

"King, the white ape is old and frail, and I am afraid that I can't satisfy Nian Nujiao. I hope the king thinks twice. The white ape said earnestly.

Zhongli said approvingly: "Well, very good, worthy of being the minister of the humerus of this king, sympathetic to the heart of the subjects, the sun and the moon can be seen." Then this ......" Zhongli began to think about who to give Nian Nujiao to.

The ape puffed up its chest and swayed back and forth with figure-eight steps.

It's okay to give it back to everyone, show his pectorals and biceps.

"Monkey, you goods, don't hang around. Didn't you say before that you already have a wife and children? "Zhongli doesn't have a good airway.

This fellow, who had not been disciplined before, abandoned him and left him to fight alone.

Greedy for life and afraid of death, it is really hateful.

"Wow, my lord, the minister has been divorced for a long time, and the children have grown up, so I don't think I need to take care of my father. Now the old minister is full of energy and has nothing to do all day, especially hoping that a virtuous and beautiful female monkey will appear next to the old minister to comfort the loneliness and emptiness in the old minister's heart. Let the old minister better share the worries of the king. The ape said in a voice that wept when he listened, and the listener was sad, and it could touch people's hearts. (To be continued......)