Outside the Water Curtain Cave!

A monkey with bright golden hair and a majestic demeanor stood on the Baizhang Cliff.

"King, King......" A group of monkeys, seeing their king, jumped out of the water curtain cave, and they all waved their flags and shouted.

Zhongli raised his hand and said, "Children, if you are not afraid of death, you will go with the king to save the little monkey." ”

"The king is mighty, the king is mighty!" The monkeys cheered with sticks.

Zhongli enjoyed this treatment very much, leading the group of monkeys down the mountain to save the little monkeys.

A group of monkeys, mighty, rushed towards the white wolf cave.

The entire Huaguo Mountain seemed to be trembling.

"Come and see, it's the king of Huaguo Mountain, who took a group of monkeys to crusade against the white wolf family." A parrot with multicolored feathers cried.

Suddenly, Huaguo Mountain was lively.

"Make no mistake, a group of monkeys can still turn the sky upside down." A mottled tiger with a disdainful expression.

The white fox, who was drinking water in the mountain stream, heard this, thought it was very interesting, jumped and rushed towards the white wolf cave.

"That group of monkeys, since the election of a stone monkey as the king, has been very good monkeys. Not only did he know how to patrol, but every night he stayed overnight, he even hid in the cave behind the waterfall to sleep, which was really hateful. The king of harm has not eaten monkey meat for two months. A leopard said.

"Come and see, daily anecdotes, daily anecdotes, monkeys are making trouble in Huaguo Mountain, a rare encounter in a thousand years, big news." Or the parrot with colorful feathers shouting, delivering news and entertainment.

Zhongli led the group of monkeys to the White Wolf Cave.

The White Wolf family is discussing whether to roast and eat, tear it into pieces and dry it, or directly gobble up the matter of eating three monkeys.

But this litter of wolves. No outcome has been discussed.

ushered in a situation where the earth shook and the mountains shook, and the monkeys besieged it.

"Mom, it's not good, the monkey brain is wolf's den." After two months, the little white wolf who has obviously grown up.

The mother white wolf said disdainfully: "Hmph, a group of monkeys." Just in time. It seems that our family of wolves will no longer have to worry about finding food in the future. Today, a few more monkeys were bitten to death, and they were dried and stored for eating. ”

"The tiger mother is mighty, long live the tiger mother!" Three little white wolves jumped with joy.

The white wolf led his children out of the wolf's den.

And then came a wolf howl!

Woooooo

For a while, a wolf howl came from all directions.

"kid, I've got to go and help!" A mighty black wolf said.

There was a lewd black wolf who said, "something, child." I'm going to help. ”

"Mom and brothers again, I have to go to help!" For a while, the white wolf's ex-boyfriend and the children born to the same ex-boyfriend were all summoned by the white wolf.

The white wolf stood on the cliff, covered in hair, moving against the wind, condescending. Look at the group of monkeys.

Especially among the group of monkeys, the golden retriever monkey. What worries him the most.

The Golden Retriever is unique and is the tallest among the monkeys.

Standing tall from the flock, and like the stars holding the moon, standing in the middle of the group of monkeys.

It seems to be the rumored king of the monkeys.

Zhongli saw the white wolf's cold gaze at him, and he looked at the white wolf.

White wolves are huge. It is about one zhang tall and one zhang five feet long.

"Mom, we've seen that golden retriever monkey."

"Yes, yes. Two months ago, when we were waiting to be fed at home, the golden retriever monkey came to our house and tried to eat us. ”

"Well, yes, at that time, our whole little liver was jumping and jumping, and we were scared to death."

Burst!

Zhongli almost didn't laugh when he heard the words of the three white wolves who were shorter than the giant white wolves.

The animals of Huaguo Mountain are so interesting.

If you don't see its form, but hear its voice, you must think that it is a human being.

"You are the stone monkey king elected by the monkeys? Well, do you have a name? The white wolf said condescendingly with a provocative expression.

Burst!

Zhongli vomited blood again, this white wolf actually asked him to report his name.

It seems that he will not kill the nameless!

"This Heavenly Master...... Eh, this Monkey King, Huaguo Mountain Monkey King, Monkey King of Monkey King is also! Zhongli Wang Ba's anger was released, and he threw off his arms and said.

But in an instant, the look on Zhongli's face stopped abruptly.

"Well, it seems that the name of this Monkey King was given by Su Bodhi. If you call it in advance, you won't get into trouble. Zhong said angrily.

But then I thought about it, since I had already reported the name, I couldn't take it back, so I called it like this.

At most, it will go out of Huaguo Mountain in the future, and it will not be called this name.

Wait for the old guy to rise again!

"What a big breath, it's bigger than Xiao Baibai's athlete's foot!" The white wolf mother said disdainfully.

Zhongli was surprised: "Uh, your name is Xiao Baibai?" ”

"What, isn't the name of the Lun family unpleasant?" The white wolf mother's eyes were cold.

Burst!

A mouthful of old blood spurted out......

Zhongli really couldn't help it, and he had the urge to vomit blood.

This white wolf actually spoke with a snarling voice.

"Okay, little white, you're really white, you're an idiot's white. Do you hear that this great sage wants you to release my children immediately, immediately, right now? Zhongli twisted his neck and crackled.

When the monkeys saw the majesty of the king, they were not afraid of the white wolf, and they all waved their flags and shouted: "The king is mighty, long live the king, the king is invincible in the world, and the longevity is with the sky!" ”

The three white wolves were suddenly unhappy when they heard the group of monkeys shouting for the golden retriever monkeys.

After glancing at each other, the three white wolves called: "Tiger mother, tiger and tiger are in the wind, roaring in the mountains and forests, walking alone in the world, and living forever." ”

Burst!

Zhongli vomited blood again, the animals of Huaguo Mountain are really successful.

"Hmph, the demon monkey's breath is really bigger than athlete's foot, and he dares to humiliate my tiger girl!" A big black wolf about three feet tall and two feet tall, like the wind, appeared beside the white wolf.

Zhongli's eyelids jumped, and he thought, "Nima, what a big wolf!" ”

"Are you the concubine of the white wolf?" Zhongli asked.

He knew that the animals of Huaguo Mountain, with their messy words, were smoother than what he said, and he was not afraid that the other party would not understand what the concubine meant.

Really. When the black wolf heard this, he immediately said proudly: "Hmph, the tiger girl is my favorite!" ”

"Ciao, who is making a big fuss here, the tiger girl is obviously the favorite of this wolf king!" A black wolf that was also about three feet tall and had some spots all over his body.

Zhongli was dumbfounded. It turned out that the white wolf had two concubines.

It depends on the situation, these two concubines, no one is convinced.

"Freckled wolf, you hypocrite, the tiger girl is just playing with you, I am the true love of the tiger girl. Hide your face and weep. Don't cover up here, confuse right and wrong! ”

Zhongli almost vomited blood again, this black wolf with a wagging tail is actually at the level of culture. So leveled.

The words spoken, the text is crepe, without a word of dirt.

"Fuck your wolf bullshit! Dog-tailed wolf, do you still want to be a wolf and explode chrysanthemums again? The freckled wolf said coldly.

The dog-tailed wolf was furious, and after the wolf howled for a lifetime, he suppressed his anger and said sarcastically: "In vain, you call yourself the wolf king." Speaking like a mountain villager. It's a shame. ”

"Hmph, Ben Wolf King, since you scolded you as a hypocrite, you have changed your evil ways and become a vigorous and resolute person. A responsible pervert. Unlike you, a dog-tailed wolf, wagging your tail all day long, really begging the tiger girl to give you a chance to keep warm? Freckled wolf said.

"Ah, I'm angry. I'm mad at me! This wolf king makes you tremble with anger! I'm going to duel with you! Dogtail wolf said.

Zhongli really can't stand it anymore, these two infatuated wolves are really too hypocritical.

However, the white wolf couldn't stand it even more than him.

The white wolf raised his paw and touched his chest: "You two, both of you are forcing the old lady." I wanted to eat tofu, so I caught the dead monkey for the old lady. Hmph, if you make the old lady feel better, let you serve the old lady well for ten days and half a month. ”

Burst!

Zhongli vomited blood again, and he knelt down for his fellow wolf clansmen.

"Dead monkey, what's that look on your face?" The white wolf said unpleasantly.

Zhongli summoned over with a fruit bowl, and the monkey who was always serving picked up a big peach and took a bite.

Then he spoke: "White wolf, dog-tailed wolf, freckled wolf, you have to show affection, go home to show." I don't know if I'm still single! From now on, give you three seconds to think about it, release the monkeys, or hit you until you fall to your knees and beg for mercy. ”

"Giggles, this dead monkey, that's really interesting!" The white fox lazily lay on a large bluestone, condescendingly looking at the comical performance in front of him.

It seems that this Huaguo Mountain has not been so lively for a long time.

"Hmph, the dead monkey lady likes to show affection, can you manage it? You two useless men, quickly capture the dead monkey for the old lady. The old lady wants to humiliate him well, and then eat him alive! The white wolf said.

For a time, the two sides were tense.

Roar!!

After a series of wolf howls, the two giant wolves began to rub their paws on the bluestone, as if they were about to jump up and pounce.

Zhongli waved his hand and said, "Children, get ready to fight!" ”

But when he looked behind him, he was dumbfounded.

A group of undisciplined monkeys, all climbing to the heights.

In the trees, on the cliffs, on the vines......

Anyway, behind him, only the white ape and the common back ape remained.

"Well, white ape, through the back ape, you are very good, worthy of being the humerus of this king!" Zhongli praised bluntly.

But then, he was dumbfounded again.

"O king, the white ape is old and can no longer fight side by side with the king, take care of yourself, you must not let the children behind you down, you must rescue those three children." The white ape jumped three times and jumped up a big tree.

"What about you, the ape?" Zhongli gritted his teeth.

Today, he lost face in front of a group of beasts in Huaguo Mountain.

The bitter gourd of the ape said with a face: 'O king, thousands of rivers and mountains are always in love, I have more love for the king than Jin, and righteousness is as heavy as a mountain, but I am old and young, and I can't charge for the king. You must not let the little ones down, my lord. “

"You, you, you......" Zhongli almost vomited blood again.

Discipline, festival! (To be continued......)