Chapter 33: Grass and Mud Horse

In the game hall, Becky was sitting at the cash register at the door...... Behind a broken desk, reading with his head down.

"Yo! Xiaobei, I love learning so much. The ancient sages were reading in the downtown area, and you were reading in a game hall that was noisier than the downtown area, and you were more bullish than the ancient sages! Tut-tut...... Terrific!

In the evening, Luo Yang walked into the game hall and saw Xiaobei who was 'studying seriously' at a glance.

This kid hasn't entered the school gate for a day, and he can't even draw his name, as if he was building it with a stick, and now he is actually reading a book, which is really 'scary'.

As soon as Xiaobei looked up and saw that it was Luo Yang, she scratched the back of her head a little embarrassedly and smirked vigorously.

"Look at your obscene look, wouldn't you be reading 'Mao Shu'? That's forbidden! Luo Yang's eyes lit up, he lowered his voice, and said mysteriously: "Is it 'Golden Bottle Plum' or 'Golden Scales are things in the pool'?" These two books, one ancient and one modern, are the best of their kind! They transcend the river of time and meet in the dark...... It is called "the ancient double gold" by the "hero" in this way, I have heard of it abroad, but I have not had the opportunity to taste it so far! Knowledge is power...... Come, borrow my brother to watch for two days, appreciate and learn, and worship by the way! ”

Luo Yang lifted the cover, but it was not a fragrant 'beauty picture', but a black and red cover with the characteristic atmosphere of the Northeast countryside......

"What kind of book is this?"

Luo Yang asked suspiciously, and when he looked carefully at the title of the book on the cover, it was written......

"Yo, look at the underworld? This is also a prohibited book, and like 'Mao Shu', it is black and yellow, and it is all to be 'harmonized'! Luo Yang said: "What's the matter, are you learning to observe?" Want to mix in the road? ”

Xiaobei's eyes were resolute, and his eyes lit up and said, "Yes! From my childhood to the present, my biggest wish is to be a 'gangster', Brother Yang, do you think I can do it? ”

Luo Yang was completely speechless.

When most people were young, their ideals were scientists, athletes, models, celebrities, doctors, teachers, and bosses...... Twenty years later, I wrote in my second-year essay that I wanted to be a scientist and became a chef. If you want to be an athlete, you carry a gas tank every day. Among them, the best ones are those who want to be doctors and bosses, and now they are all working as small white-collar workers in small companies!

At that time, with excitement, the cute little face of the red flutter was full of longing, and secretly wrote inspirational dreams on the text, and several little girls who wanted to be models and stars when they grew up, and now some of them have completely 'lost their footing', doing 'miss' in a street foot bath shop or a large bathhouse, and two are also on the verge of 'losing their footing', and one is doing it in KTV' 'paid escort', and there is also a guy who hooked up with several rich men at the same time, and became a professional junior, she is the closest to the dream of stardom, because one of her men is a third-rate director...... specializes in 'love action movies', it is said that once when filming in a hotel, the director was not satisfied with the actor's actions, and personally demonstrated, and when he was 'hand-to-hand' with the heroine, the police suddenly kicked in the door...... The director was eventually sentenced to three years.

Although the stumbling woman and the model star have the same goal, they are both doing the same 'profession' - sleeping with men! But social status and economic income are worlds apart!

-- The ideal is very plump, but the reality is very skinny.

Some people's ideals when they were young were very strange, Luo Yang remembers, when he was a child, he picked up waste with a peer called 'little monkey', his ideal was to grow up to be a 'duck', Luo Yang still didn't understand, the little monkey at that time said 'duck', refers to the kind of poultry that can quack, or some little white-faced 'occupation'.

But Luo Yang is still the first time to hear that someone has been determined to be an 'underworld boss' since he was a child, and the psychology of children is simple and innocent and sunny, and the ideal career when he was a child is also 'great' and sunny! It's rare to choose a dark, bloody, and violent profession like a gangster or butcher - if the gangsters are a profession!

Looking at Xiao Bei, Luo Yang's heart was a little sour - only he, who had a similar childhood experience to Xiao Bei, really understood why Xiao Bei had such a childhood ideal.

Those who aspire to be teachers are often those students who have poor academic performance and are naughty and mischievous and are not loved by teachers! They are often scolded and even beaten, and they have a rebellious mentality, a shadow in their hearts, and even psychological distortions! They aspire to be teachers when they grow up, not only can they not be abused and beaten by teachers, but they can also treat their students like this, and they can 'earn back' all the hardships and sins they have suffered.

Therefore, the people who want to be police officers the most are often petty thieves.

The reason why Xiaobei has vowed to be a 'big guy' since he was a child is that he must have been bullied and even beaten by thugs when he was a child! That's why there is this kind of childhood ideal that seems to be 'against the sky'.

Luo Yang patted Xiaobei's shoulder and said encouragingly: "Xiaobei, you can do it!" You can definitely become a big hooligan, a big bastard, and be the 'underground emperor' of this city, come on! ”

'Poof......'

A guy who was about to buy game currency, when he heard Luo Yang's words, he sprayed directly! It is said that persuading people to be good, and there are still those who persuade people to be 'big bastards', and they say it so sincerely...... It's like encouraging someone to become a 'scientist'.

Shameless, shameless!

"Hmmm! Thank you, Brother Yang! I must become a bull fork like Zhao Hongbing and Zhang Yue! Big brother in the rivers and lakes! Xiaobei said excitedly, and the acne on her face glowed red.

"Zhao Hongbing, Zhang Yue? Isn't it amazing? Luo Yang asked: "More powerful than Chen Haonan and pheasants?" ”

Xiaobei scratched his head: "I don't know, they haven't fought!" ”

"Oh, then when will they fight and decide the winner!" Luo Yang said with a wave of his hand.

"Brother Yang, they don't seem to be a system...... One is ......"

"Stupid! With your IQ and imagination, how can you mix in the road, how to be a big brother in the underworld! ”

Luo Yang criticized: "You can let Chen Haonan and Pheasant travel to the 'Twenty Years of the Underworld'!" Or arrange a car accident and let Zhao Hongbing and Zhang Yue go inside and possess the 'crow' and 'Ah Kun'! ”

"Mixing rivers and lakes also requires imagination, you look at those who write the Internet, they can make Ling Hu Chong, Li Xunhuan, and Dongfang undefeated cross to the 'Douqi Continent', let's let Brother Hao Nan cross one!" Luo Yang said nonsense with his mouth full of running trains.

Xiaobei said with a look of adoration: "Brother Yang, your knowledge is really profound!" I also know how to cross ...... I'm going to learn from you! ”

Luo Yang said with a sad and indignant face: "Profound and hairy! Damn the broken school, the staff dormitory doesn't even have a computer and TV, and I'm bored at night, so I can only watch it on my mobile phone......"

Becky: "......"

Luo Yang saw that behind Xiaobei, there were all kinds of toys against the wall, including simulated AK47, as well as simulated toy knives, and the most were all kinds of plush toys......

"Still planning to do a side hustle? Selling toys in a game hall? Luo Yang pointed to a pile of toys in the corner and asked with a smile.

Xiaobei shook his head and said, "It's not about selling toys, these are all prizes!" Our game hall is preparing to hold the first 'Tianchen Anime PK Grand Prix', which is divided into 'Intelligence Breakthrough Group' and 'PK Competitive Group', games like 'Space Plane War' are in the Breakthrough Group, and competitive games like 'King of Fighters 97 Fighting' and 'Contra' are in the PK Competitive Group! ”

"If you complete a game coin, you will have a prize! Then they will be divided into the top three according to the level and speed of the points and time, and the prizes will be a simulated AK, a simulated Oriental katana, and a simulated fighter model ......"

"Why is it all simulated? Just remove the word 'imitation' and send me the real guy, that's the real bull fork, hahaha" Luo Yang laughed and said nonsense.

"As for the 'PK Competitive Group', the reward for the first place is even more generous and attractive, and those who win the first place can play the game console for free for one month in this game hall!"

"These are all ideas that Da Mao came up with, he said, when the second competition is held next year, he will go to the front of the 'heart foot bath' to invite a few sexy beauties to come!"

Luo Yang was happy: "What are you doing, acting as a cheerleader?" ”

Thinking of the fragrant scene of those 'sisters' wearing very few clothes, jumping and jumping, and the waves were turbulent and the flesh waves were rolling, Luo Yang was a little drunk......

However, what Xiaobei said next directly made Luo Yang spray nosebleeds.

Da Mao said that those who won the third place can enjoy oral service, those who win the second place can enjoy one-time fast food service, and those who win the first place can enjoy the night service! So the cost is borne by our Tianchen Animation Game Hall! Becky slammed her mouth and said.

"! Da Mao, this kid is a talent! Maybe he's still a marketing genius, self-taught, and his future is limitless! Luo Yang said: "However, why do I think the benefits of the third place are better than the second place?" Is it because of my personal preference? ”

Luo Yang looked at a bunch of inferior toys in the corner, and found that there was a pure white plush toy that was very good, like a sheep, and remembered that he had to give Su Xiaoman a birthday gift for a while, so he pointed to the white plush toy and said, "Xiaobei, give me that 'white sheep'!" ”

"Brother Yang, that's not an aries" Xiaobei looked at the white plush toy and said seriously.

"What's that?" Luo Yang was curious.

"Grass mud horse!" Becky Road.

Luo Yang was stunned for a moment, and scolded directly: "." Your mother! ”

"Real grass mud horse" Xiaobei is quite serious.

"!" Luo Yang was annoyed.

"Brother Yang, it's really a grass mud horse!" Xiaobei was also anxious.

Luo Yang rolled up his sleeves and was ready to hit someone!

At this time, Da Mao came over, and saw that Xiaobei was holding a white plush toy in his hand, which was being handed to Luo Yang, so he said, "Brother Yang, this 'grass mud horse'...... Ah......h

Da Mao screamed, and was kicked hard by Luo Yang on the buttocks.