Chapter 34 Female Physiology

Luo Yang held the long-necked 'alpaca' in his arms, a plush toy commonly known as the 'grass mud horse', and spent ten yuan to call a 'Taixing Sandi' three-wheeled motorcycle black car called 'Little Flying Dragon'.

As soon as he got out of the car and stood at the door of the 'Jinke Wangfu' community, Luo Yang was stupid......

This is a full 'rich area', not to mention the antique villas with an antique appearance, that is, the security guard box at the gate, all of which are extremely magnificent, bigger than ordinary people's houses! The two-story guard box is still equipped with air conditioning!

On the left and right of the lifting railing, there is a security guard standing on each side, the clothing of these two security guards is not the common gray and green security suit on the market, but a black power suit, with many small pockets on it, respectively, there are walkie-talkies, electric batons, throwing sticks, flashlights and other items, this is a special 'special combat uniform' for special combat personnel, only the 'special armed police' can wear, the price of this set of clothes, at least more than four thousand!

These two security guards in the community are both in their early thirties, with handsome faces, burly figures, and straight waists! Whenever there are owners in the community coming in and out, they will salute without squinting!

Clear-eyed people will know at a glance that this temperament, this standard posture of salutation, is absolutely only possessed by soldiers who have really served as soldiers!

Luo Yang could see at a glance that these two security guards were not bad, not only had they been soldiers, but they were also that special type of soldiers. Even if it's not a special forces, it's a scout of the 'Sharp Knife Company'! The momentum that emanates invisibly is definitely not ordinary!

Unexpectedly, after they transferred from the army, they actually became security guards!

Luo Yang thought to himself, even if he is a city manager, or even a joint defense team, it is better than standing at the gate of the community to show people the gate!

Luo Yang walked to the door, and just as he was about to enter the door, he was stopped by one of the security guards: "Stop!" What the hell! ”

Luo Yang was taken aback, pointed inside, and said, "I'll go inside!" ”

The security guard shouted, "What are you going to do inside?" Any idea what this place is? This is the Jinke Palace, not just anyone can enter it casually! Look at your cowardice, you're still wearing fake Nike tracksuits that you bought at the stall...... I've noticed you a long time ago, just got out of the black car, and kept peeking at the thieves in the community, look at your roe deer eyes, either buy insurance or thieves! Get out of here, this isn't for you species! ”

For his handsome and handsome appearance, Luo Yang was narcissistic to the point of conceit, but he never thought that one day he would be described and depicted by people as 'thief eyebrows and rat eyes' and 'roe head rat eyes', which made Luo Yang, who has always been narcissistic, extremely annoyed!

"I bought this dress from a specialty store, not a knockoff on a stall, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!" Luo Yang said expressionlessly.

"It doesn't matter if you're real or fake, get out! If you don't get out, beware of uncle, I'm not kind to you! The security guard glared at Luo Yang and said.

Luo Yang came to participate in Su Xiaoman's birthday party, and he didn't want to make any extraneous branches, so he held back his anger, shook the 'grass mud horse' divine beast in his hand, and said: "I'm here to celebrate my friend's birthday, let me in quickly!" ”

The security guard looked at the divine beast in Luo Yang's hand with disdain, and sneered: "Just use such a broken thing, just want to sneak into our Jinke Palace?" Don't you look at it, who live in the community? Who can look up to such a thing as you! Come on...... Why don't you put on makeup and buy a good outfit! I really don't have money to buy clothes, so I can borrow a courier's clothes and pop up as a courier! Please next time you want to get in again, be serious and take a snack! ”

Another thinner security guard was even more arrogant and domineering: "Old Five, what are you talking to him, if you don't leave, you will beat him so much that he can't even recognize his own mother!" ”

Luo Yang is angry, really angry!

- The anger of renunciation!

"Yohe, looking at your unconvinced look, what's the matter, you still want to fight?"

Luo Yang's recent raised a cruel arc slightly, rolled up his sleeves, and walked towards the 'old five' step by step.

"Look for death!" The security guard was furious, he was a dignified retired scout, and he was actually provoked by a 'roe deer' subordinate, how could he not be angry?

"Stop!"

Just as the two sides were about to fight, an anxious girl's voice came from the community.

I saw Su Xiaoman coming in a hurry, wearing a pair of slippers on her feet.

"What are you doing?! Why don't you let my friends in?! Su Xiaoman asked loudly to the two security guards.

The two security guards were stunned at the same time, of course they recognized Su Xiaoman.

"Miss Su, is this person really your friend?" The thinner security guard asked suspiciously.

"Of course it's my friend, I invited him to be a guest!" Su Xiaoman said angrily: "How can you do this, be careful that I go to the property to complain about you!" ”

As soon as they heard that Su Xiaoman was going to complain, both of them panicked and apologized again and again.

"Not to apologize to me, but to my friends!" Su Xiaoman said angrily.

"This gentleman, I'm sorry, it was all a misunderstanding before!" The security guard named 'Lao Wu' said, he said 'I'm sorry' in his mouth, but he didn't need to look at Luo Yang squarely, and said with his head held high.

Obviously, in his mind, a 'little deflated three' like Luo Yang is not worthy of his apology!

Luo Yang walked into the community without saying a word, and said expressionlessly: "Today is Xiaoman's birthday, such a happy day, I don't want to see blood!" If you really have itchy skin, I'll come to you in two days! ”

After speaking, Luo Yang followed Su Xiaoman into the antique community without looking back, leaving behind two veteran security guards who gritted their teeth and wanted to eat Luo Yang alive immediately......

……

"Teacher!"

Su Xiaoman walked in front and said very seriously.

Luo Yang was stunned for a moment: "Hehe, you call me teacher, I'm not used to it."

Su Xiaoman said angrily: "Brother Yang, you are twenty-three minutes late!" ”

"Really? Traffic jams, haha......"

"Humph! How can there be a traffic jam at this point! It's clear that he didn't take me to heart......" As soon as Su Xiaoman's words came out, he knew that he had said something wrong, and his pretty face turned red: "I didn't mean that...... I mean, you didn't take my birthday to heart! ”

Looking at Su Xiaoman's graceful figure, Luo Yang smiled evilly: "Xiaoman, you won't be waiting for me all the time, right?" Twenty-three minutes late is so accurate, is it anxiously waiting for me while watching the time? ”

Su Xiaoman's face turned even redder, a faint flush spread to the root of his ears, and he glanced at Luoyang resentfully: "Hmph, who do you think you are, don't be stinky!" ”

"I'm not anyone, I'm your brother Yang......" Luoyang said shamelessly.

"You're our teacher, be careful about what you say and do!" Su Xiaoman said with a grin.

"No, no, no, I'm 'your' teacher, but I'm 'your' Brother Yang! Come, Xiaoman, call Brother Yang! In fact, I not only teach English, but also another major course, which is my specialty! ”

"Brother Yang......" Su Xiaoman shouted softly, like a shy hibiscus, at this moment, where is there still the slightest coldness that rejects people thousands of miles away, the ice rose has become a fire rose, hot.

"Brother Yang, which discipline are you majoring in? Is it chemistry? Su Xiaoman asked curiously.

Luo Yang shook his head again and again, and said with a wicked smile: "No, in fact, the most proficient and researched thing is human physiology, and I specialize in female physiology at Harvard University...... In short, being a physiology teacher is definitely more than enough! Xiaoman, a young girl like you, has the most confusion in physiology, if you don't understand anything, you can come and ask me! ”

"My doctoral dissertation at Harvard was "Anatomy of Women's Physiology and the Butterfly Effect of Physiology on Psychology", in short...... If you have time in the future, Brother Yang will give you a comprehensive physical examination."

Luo Yang said nonsense, in fact, he didn't even know whether Harvard University was in the United States or the United Kingdom.

"Well, thank you......" After Su Xiaoman thanked him, he tasted the lewd taste in Luo Yang's words: "Hmph! Bad guys, ignore you......"

Su Xiaoman covered his face and ran towards the villa of an antique building.

Looking at her graceful figure when she runs, especially her slender and slender legs, as well as her sexy and upright buttocks, Luo Yang has become a 'stroke facial paralysis patient' again, and the horns of her mouth are like catkins in the wind, like spring silkworms and spiders, dragging from her mouth to the ground......