Chapter 196: Bang a scoop
On a business trip, with two family members. Mission Assignment: Unknown.
Since the family members of the two fruits appeared that day and brushed a handful of deposits, they have never squeaked, as if every qiÄ that happened that day was an illusion. Zhu Yao practiced harder to see if there was a chance to help the two of them.
Zhu Yao suddenly remembered the previous sesame, and he was also reborn with her several times. After going to the upper realm, she let it go back to the Demon Immortal Continent and never summoned it again. Now that there are suddenly two more humanoid summoned beasts, I'm really not used to it.
I just hope that she will be reborn and that it won't have any effect on Master and Moon Shadow. Zhu Yao was worried while trying to absorb the aura.
After a few more months, she faintly felt that she had a sign of transformation, her aura overflowed, and the whole tree was lighter. Zhu Yao was excited, trapped in place for so long, he was finally able to move, and he felt in a great mood in an instant! While continuing to absorb the aura, I thought about what kind of beautiful posture should I make?
At the very least, there must be a domineering appearance.
Suddenly, a person came in the forest, it was a man in a green shirt, a very good-looking passerby, he sighed heavily as he walked, he seemed to be tired of walking, stopped at Zhu Yao's feet, and sat down. Suddenly, as if thinking of something sad, he sucked his nose, hugged her with a handful of snot and cried bitterly.
Zhu Yao, who was inexplicably covered with snot and tears: "......"
"Master, I'm sorry for you!"
You're sorry for me, my beautiful image......
But he cried even more sadly, snot and tears flew together, and saliva and sweat were the same color. When he was done, he pulled down her emerald green leaves and wiped her face. Zhu Yao suddenly felt his anger rise.
The man was not enough, and after a few twitches, he actually began to untie his belt......
Damn, what do you want to do? If you don't talk about civilization, forget it, no wonder you still want to play hooligan? They all look like such passers-by, what kind of face do they have to play hooligans, hey.
The man gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice, "Master, don't worry, the apprentice will never insult the master!" ā
You've insulted her, don't wipe your nose on her. I'm just a tree, please let go.
"I will die here today, in the name of the whole teacher."
Na mud? Was he trying to kill himself?
The man gritted his teeth, pulled his belt domineeringly, and pulled out a long one. Picked one up, threw it at her branch with a look of death, and hung it on her branch.
He, want, hang!
it, it's still on her!
The man grabbed the two ends and tied a dead knot, and then shouted as if he were dead, "Master, please forgive the disciples for being unfilial." ā
Zhu Yao only felt a sigh in his heart.
I saw the man, with a tragic face, grabbed the knotted belt and tiptoed hard......
Crash!
The pants fell off......
Zhu Yao felt that his eyes had been damaged by 1,000 points.
The man probably also felt that hanging himself with his bare buttocks was a little inconsistent with his current image of loyalty, so he let go of the belt in his hand, bent down and pulled up his pants. Grab your pants with one hand and reach for the knotted belt with the other.
To prevent the destruction of the world...... Ahh
Although she hasn't transformed yet, she can still do things like moving her branches with the aura she has cultivated for so many days.
The man reached out a few times but couldn't reach it, and he had to jump up enough, and when he jumped, the pants in his hand began to verify the importance of gravity again, and began to slide down the horizontal line. The man had to take a hand. Grabbing the ends of the trousers with both hands, he tightened the knot to make sure it wouldn't fall off, and began to exert force to reach the waistband in the air.
Zhu Yao could do what he wanted, mixed the branches, deliberately made a look of being blown by the wind, and shook the hanging belt to another branch.
Well, he couldn't reach it this time. Congratulations.
The man looked at the belt on his head, a little dumbfounded, stunned for a while, his eyes began to turn red again, and the corners of his mouth trembled, as if driven by a flood.
Zhu Yao only felt a sigh in his heart, and he had an ominous premonition.
"Wow......"
Sure enough, the man's tears poured out of control as the Yellow River flooded.
"God, can't I even die?"
Okay, don't die in front of me!
"I think I'm simple, I'm wise, but now I'm going to be humiliated like this, God really doesn't have a long eye."
I just took your belt, where did I humiliate you?
"I am ashamed of my ancestors, my master, and my master!"
So don't be ashamed of me anymore.
The man sniffed hard, grabbed a handful of green leaves with a wave of his hand, and aimed it at his muddled face......
Zhu Yao's eyes were fierce, and he only felt a wave of anger, and he rushed to his heart, and he opened his mouth and roared: "Beast, let go of my leaves!" ā
The man was stunned for a moment, only to feel that the white light suddenly brightened all around, and something in his hand was pulled back, and the big tree in front of him disappeared instantly, and a girl in green clothes appeared, staring at him coldly.
The scene was silent for a second.
"Ah~~~~~~h
Even Zhu Yao, who had just transformed into a shape, was shaken.
The man was already scurrying around like a headless fly, "Youkai, ahh......h Master, Master...... Help, help...... Ahhhh......h
Zhu Yao: "......"
He panicked, slammed into a small tree next to him, and sat on the ground.
Three-foot-tall tree, you've worked hard.
"Hey!" The corners of Zhu Yao's mouth twitched, and he looked at the man who was already trembling on the ground with fear, "You are a monk, you are afraid of a hairy monster." ā
"Who...... Whoever says monks are not afraid. The man gave her a weak look, "No...... No...... Don't eat me. I...... It's not tasty. ā
"Who's going to eat you." Whoever got a mouth on his face full of tears and snot, she respected him as a man.
"Master said, demon ...... Monsters eat people, except for ...... Except for plants and trees. You...... What kind of monster are you? ā
Didn't he just watch himself transform?
"Dryad."
"Trees? You are the tree just now" The man was stunned for a moment, raised his head, and found that the big tree was gone. glanced at her, and suddenly breathed a long sigh of relief, "You said it earlier, it turned out to be a tree demon, I thought you were going to eat me?" ā
Zhu Yao Hei line, "Don't you want to die?" ā
"yes." The man was stunned for a moment, as if he had just remembered his purpose, and suddenly sadness came from it, and tears began to flood again, "Little Tree Demon, you have become a human, do you want to persuade me?" ā
"......" she just didn't want him to make a fool of herself.
"Alas, don't persuade me, little dryad, I have no love for a long time. This world is so bitter, so let me go with the wind and be free...... Hey, where are you going, little dryad? ā
"......" Zhu Yao didn't bother to pay attention to him, but sped up his pace.
"Don't go, listen to me." The man pounced on her and grabbed her leg.
Dare to love him and rely on her?
"Let go!"
"I'm so miserable, you can't bear to leave me here."
"Forbearance."
"......," the man was stunned, "Didn't you say that the grass and tree monsters were the most pure?" Little Dryad, how can you be so gregarious. ā
"Let go!"
"Don't let it go, unless you listen to me."
"......" took a deep breath, not breathing, the weather was so wonderful, but she was so irritable, not good, not good. Fist obediently, go back.
She kind of understood, this girl didn't want to die at all, she just wanted to complain. Otherwise, how could a monk use the method of hanging himself, which is not at all hanging.
"Say!" Don't say that the old lady beats you.
"My name is Guo Pu, and I am a disciple of the Boluo Sect...... "The man sighed and began to tell his sad history.
One is called Bang Scoop, and the other is broken.
That's a very creative name, isn't it?
The cause of the incident is very simple, and it can be summed up in five words: he was dumped.
He is a disciple of the head of a cult sect, and he has been engaged to a marriage contract with the head disciple of another sect since he was a child. It has already been agreed, and after he builds the foundation, the two will hold a double cultivation ceremony. As a result, he finally built a foundation and went to ask for marriage, but the girl repented and refused to marry him when she died.
"You're a big man, you're just in love, do you need to cry like this?" Is there a shame in it? I wish Yao to take a step away.
"You don't know, if this marriage can't be done, the Cangwu Sect will not send disciples to support our Boluomen, then after the next beast tide, we will have to fall to the third-rate sect." He said with a disgraced face, "Before leaving, Master told me again and again that this matter must be done." ā
"Oh......" turned out to be a marriage of interests.
"And this marriage was set by my ancestors. My ancestor was kind to the head of the Qingyun Sect, but who knew that after the fall of the ancestor, they would not recognize it. ā
This is normal, it means that it is a marriage of interests, of course, it is interests first, and it is unprofitable, so it will naturally turn its face.
He pursed his face, sniffed and said, suddenly as if he thought of something, his eyes were obsessed, "Although that Yiling Senior Sister looks like a sinking fish and a goose, and the moon is shy and shy of flowers, like a pearl in the night sky, shining, but ...... But I didn't want to marry her because I liked her looks, hehe. ā
The corners of Zhu Yao's mouth twitched, you just took a fancy to her appearance, right?
"But...... But...... If she doesn't get married, she actually said that I was ugly. "He was in tears." Where am I ugly? Where is it ugly, where is it? ā
Is this what you care about?!
Zhu Yao silently glanced at him in the face, and said with a knife, "She didn't say anything wrong." ā
Guo Pu was stunned for a moment, and his eyes widened violently, "Little Tree Demon, you ...... You...... You actually say the same, I, I'm not alive anymore......". He looked like he wanted to hit a tree and die.
"It's better to go, don't send it!" Zhu Yao waved his hand.
"......" is the next leg of the road, and it is not a collision, nor is it a collision. In the end, I could only find a reason for myself, "I died in vain, but I didn't marry Ling'er, what can the master do?" ā
"You can marry another sect." Zhu Yaojian yƬ.
"No way!" He stood up and looked at her with a condemning expression, "How can you say that, my heart for Senior Sister Ling'er, but Zhao Riyue will never change her mind." It's just weird, we don't have a chance to ...... in this life."
Well, she's worrying about it, what are you doing? R1152