Chapter 197: He didn't take a bath for five years
Zhu Yao was too lazy to listen to his nonsense, took advantage of the situation to immerse himself in self-pity and self-pity, and walked a few steps away from this wood.
The spirit of the world had said that this mission would be very difficult, and she had not yet received the plot, so she had to be more careful. I touched my pocket, and there were two bulging things inside.
Zhu Yao carefully took it out, and it was two fruits, one black and one white. It was the two that knotted her tree. After she took on human form, they were in her pocket.
"Master? Moon Shadow? โ
The two fruits still did not respond. Zhu Yao sighed and decided to leave here.
She walked all the way out of the forest, but suddenly a large village courtyard appeared in front of her, the vermilion gate was extremely magnificent, and there were two imposing big lions at the door. Surrounded by the vermilion wall, you can faintly see the small pavilion inside, this courtyard covers an area of very wide, at a glance, you can't see the edge. It can be seen that the owner is quite powerful, but he didn't write "I am very rich" on the door.
Before Zhu Yao got closer, he heard the unscrupulous chatter around him.
"Look, look, there's another one."
"It's so pitiful, the woman's clothes from a few days ago are now back in the well. The trees by the well have told me several times that the soil there has turned stinky. โ
"Alas, someone is going to be fooled again."
"This girl looks good, if she is eaten by a stinky fox, it will be a pity."
"Yes, yes, she's so kind, I like her."
"Why don't we remind her not to let her into the yard."
"Okay, okay, hurry, remind her."
Whoa......
Zhu Yao was suddenly drenched with leaves.
Turning his head to look at the two big trees on the side of the road, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he silently picked off the leaves above his head, deciding to ignore and continue walking.
"Hey, she just saw me, so happy."
"But she's still going that way, what should I do?"
"She must be stopped, the stinky fox will eat her."
"Hurry, we can't let her go on."
Horn ......
A tree root suddenly appeared on the flat road, and Zhu Yao choked at his feet and almost fell to the ground.
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She sighed, pretended not to see, and let go.
But the two trees seemed to be on the same line as if they were on her toll, and with each step she took, more and more roots popped up under her feet.
If she doesn't let me into the yard, she has to let me walk, and this must be the direction she gets out of the forest.
Zhu Yao sighed deeply, and had no choice but to turn around and walk towards the two nosy trees, and put one hand on one of them.
I said...... The big tree on the left, can I walk well? โ
"Huh!" The tree was stunned for a moment, and said in disbelief, "She...... Is she talking to me? โ
"Yes, it's you, I'm talking to you." Zhu Yao nodded.
"Ahhhh The big tree suddenly shook the leaves on her head again, "The big tree on the right, do you hear me?" She...... She, she, she could actually hear us. Do you know my name too?! โ
"Uh...... "It turns out that the 'big tree on the left' is its name, is it true that all the trees in the world are named in the same style?"
"New girl, I like you!" The big tree on the left shook sรจ.
"I like you too." Not to be outdone, the big tree on the right frantically shook its leaves on her head.
Don't shake, if you shake again, you'll be bald.
The corners of Zhu Yao's mouth twitched and asked, "Why are you blocking me?" โ
The two big trees were stunned for a moment, and then explained, "That yard was made of a fox, and we saw a lot of girls go in and never come out, they must have been eaten by the fox." โ
"Yes, yes, new girl, don't go in, you'll be eaten."
It turned out that there was a fox demon living in it, and it also fed on women, and it seemed to be a male fox.
"Do you know what stage that fox demon cultivation is in?" She has just taken on a transformation now, which is equivalent to the level of human foundation. It's best not to get into conflict with people.
"What is cultivation?" The two big trees shook their skills.
Well, it looks like these are two trees that have never been cultivated at all.
"But we know something else." Seeing that she was disappointed, the big tree on the right hurriedly made up for it.
"Uh-huh." The big tree on the left also said, "I know it's an ugly yellow fox." โ
"Yes, he doesn't like to be clean yet, he often rolls on the floor, and licks his hair with his tongue."
"And it never bathes, this yard has been in the past five years, and it has never been washed."
"It never brushes its teeth and has bad breath."
"Every time a girl goes in, she bites the mouth of other girls shamelessly."
Two big trees, you and I started a half-hour-long complaint, and Zhu Yao was dumbfounded when he heard it. Originally, the demons transformed into foxes were known for their beauty, and in their mouths, how did they become sloppy kings in their mouths.
Zhu Yao silently lit a candle for the fox demon.
He thanked the two big trees, promising that he was just passing by and didn't want to go into the courtyard, so he was let go. Before walking two trees, while saying goodbye, he frantically shook the branches at her.
Zhu Yao walked quickly to the intersection of the courtyard, and was about to turn around the courtyard and head south.
The vermilion door, which had been tightly closed, suddenly creaked open.
"Girl, please stay, it's getting late, you must not be able to make it to the market today, why don't you stay here for the night?"
There was a man by the door, with picturesque eyebrows, skin like a condensed tire, dressed in a white robe, holding a folding fan, indescribably amorous, his eyes were squinted, and he set off a wave of charm for no reason, which seduced people's souls.
Looking at the man who was saying the words "I'm handsome" all over his body, Zhu Yao somehow came up with the voice of the two trees just now in his mind: he hadn't taken a bath for five years.
Suddenly, everything was warm and beautiful.
"In the next white meaning, I don't know what to call the girl?" The man walked in front of her in a few steps and saluted her, looking like a humble gentleman.
Zhu Yao reflexively took a step back, and frantically brushed the sentence in his mind: He hasn't taken a bath for five years, he hasn't taken a bath for five years, he hasn't taken a bath for five years......
Bai Yi was stunned for a moment, and then smiled again, his eyes seemed to flash with indescribable flattery, "Girl, don't be afraid, this is a courtyard of my family, I was in a hurry, and I didn't rush back in time, and I saw that it was getting late, so I settled here." I happened to see the girl passing by, for the sake of the same fate, so I invited her. โ
He said very sincerely, like a good person who was anxious about the urgency of others, but his right hand quietly pinched a trick.
"No need." Zhu Yao shook her head, if she just wanted to leave quickly before, because she didn't want to conflict with him, but now that she saw herself, she put her heart back in her stomach steadily.
Fox demon, nine layers of qi training.
Hehe!
"Girl, it's going to get dark soon. It's very dangerous for you to travel alone. Bai Yi continued to persuade.
Zhu Yao really didn't want to waste time here, so he gave him a blank look.
"I'm happy." Can you handle it?
After saying that, continue to walk forward.
Bai Yi's face with a smile froze for a moment, as if he didn't expect her to answer like this, and half of him reacted, and immediately chased after her, blocking in front of her, "Girl, it's fifty or sixty miles to the market, and there is a wasteland in front of it, what a bad wolf, don't be careless." โ
"Oh." Spare him and move on.
Bai Yi stiffened for a moment, and then grabbed Zhu Yao's hand, "Girl......"
"What?"
"......" He suddenly couldn't find a reason, and his face quickly flashed with affection. After a while, she let go of her hand, took a deep breath, opened the folding fan suddenly, shook it twice, and put on a chic and graceful appearance, with brilliance in her eyes, "Girl, meeting is fate......"
As he spoke, he approached her, and for a while a strange fragrance suddenly rose around him, sweet and drowsy, his eyes stared straight at her, and he slowly stretched out his hand to the side of her face, "Are you sure you don't stay with me...... Have a conversation? โ
Zhu Yao pinched his hand and grabbed the ...... on his paw A layer of skin, swirling hard, cracking the corners of his mouth and smiling extraordinarily sunny, "You want to soak me?" โ
What is a "bubble"? Bai Yi was stunned for a moment, a little incomprehensible, but seeing her smiling so happily, he felt a little more relieved in his heart, thinking that his charm had worked. subconsciously ignored the bruises on her hands that were pinched by her.
He laughed more and more, withdrew his hand, I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, the clothes on his shoulders suddenly slipped off a point, revealing half of his white chest, indescribable temptation, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he said ambiguously, "I don't know the girl, do you appreciate the face?" โ
Zhu Yao's eyes suddenly focused on the exposed half of his chest.
He smiled more and more proudly, and sure enough, all women in the world were the same.
deliberately pulled his clothes, opened them wider, and deliberately raised her ear, exhaling like a blue voice, "Do you like it?" โ
Zhu Yao glanced up at him calmly, then calmly stretched out his paws, calmly grabbed his half-open collar, calmly exerted force, and pulled it all away with a bang.
Just a few taels of meat, dare to appear in front of the old lady.
Zhu Yao glanced up and down very seriously, deliberately stopped at a key part of his lower body, raised his head calmly, lifted the corner of his mouth, and let out an unknown sound: Heh!
Bai Yi faintly heard two clicks in his heart, and something called "male dignity" suddenly shattered.
His face was instantly as pale as snow, and he jumped away violently, subconsciously pressing his hands on the key parts, covering his lower body like a quail.
"Ahh You, you, you, you......" His white meaning turned red instantly, and he looked at her with a nervous and incredulous expression.
"How am I?" Hmph, compare with me, you're too tender.
"I didn't want to meddle with you, but you wanted to run out and find abuse." Zhu Yao clapped his hands, raised his hand and pinched a trick, summoned two rattans and slammed them at him, "You look like a bear, and you dare to come out to sell meat." โ
Zhu Yao smoked faster and faster, "Call you to stall the road, ask you to compete with me, and tell you not to take a bath ......."
Belch...... Something weird mixed in?
"Great Immortal, Great Immortal spares his life." The fox demon was white, and then he realized that he had met a monk. "The little demon doesn't dare anymore."
The suppression of the level made the demon fox completely powerless, so he could only beg for mercy.
"Say, how many innocent women have you killed?"
"I ...... I don't! The fox demon has long lost his previous chic appearance, and he cried with a handful of snot and tears.
"And said no." Zhu Yao turned his hand and pumped it on his ass again, "What's the matter with the clothes in the well in your courtyard?" โ
"How do you know?" The fox demon was stunned for a moment, and opened his eyes violently.
Zhu Yao urged the rattan and tied him up, "Did you trick people into the yard to eat them, and then throw your clothes into the well." โ
"Eat?" Bai Yi was stunned for a moment, and suddenly began to shake his head, "No, no...... Wronged, Daxian, human flesh is not delicious, I only like to eat chicken. I've never eaten a human before. โ
"Still quibbling." Zhu Yao stepped forward and kicked him, "None of the girls who have entered the courtyard have ever come out." โ
Bai Yi cried even more sadly, "That's because they all walked through the back door!" My yard is so big that it's much closer to the nearest market from the back door. โ
"Uh......" Zhu Yao froze for a moment, this rhythm is not right, "Then why did you trick the girl passing by into the yard, don't say that you are just kind enough to let people spend the night, you just used a charm on me!" โ
"This ......" Bai Yi's face turned red, and his whole face suddenly turned red like a tomato, and he said after a while, "That's ...... That's her...... They all look good. I've just morphed...... The coat color is not good, so ...... That's why I want to change my clothes more often ......"
โโฆโฆ You trick people into the yard just to steal their clothes! Zhu Yao was dumbfounded, what a strange brain circuit this is.
"I can't help it." Bai Yi was about to bury his head in the vines, "Who let ...... Who made them all look so good? He glanced at Zhu Yao weakly, "Yours is also very good-looking!" โ
Zhu Yao had a chill, "This is women's clothing!" "You're a big man, you're too heavy-mouthed!
"I'll change it!" His eyes flickered, "Look at this one on me, I changed it myself." โ
Uh...... "Well, the craftsmanship is pretty good."
"Last time, the girl's clothes were accidentally torn by me, and I really couldn't change them, so I threw them into the well." He looked sorry.
"......" Zhu Yao was completely speechless for this fox with a unique taste.
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Zhu Yao finally let go of the stupid fox, and by the way, asked him to remove the yard, and he was not allowed to do this kind of stupid thing of stealing other people's clothes in the future. If you want to have good-looking clothes, you can go to the market to buy them yourself, he is lucky that he has not met a monk for so many years, otherwise he will rely on his little cultivation, the rhythm of cannon fodder every minute.
After solving this matter, Zhu Yao still followed the original plan, planning to go to the market first to understand the basic situation of this world, and then figure out how to make Master and Moon Shadow turn into human form. But she had only left a short distance away, but she found that she had an extra tail. R1152