Chapter 296: The knife is unsheathed
After getting off the plane, hula, the passengers all gathered around, took out their mobile phones and started taking pictures. Whether it's the Black Iron Tower or the old wizard with bird feathers, they are all the objects of people's pursuit.
Not to mention the fat man's side, there is a second general standing behind him, and he is covered in bells and whistles, and he can't see his true face at all. In order to match these enthusiastic crowds, the fat man also raised his arms and beat his chest with two big fists. The two silver backs behind him also had the same action, attracting countless eyeballs. In the end, even the security guards at the airport gathered around to organize order.
When I finally got out of the airport, there was a vehicle in charge of reception directly outside. Since it is a tribal convention, of course, it will not be located in the city. According to the receptionists, the congress was held in a manor house in the suburbs. This estate was provided by President Jacob Zuma.
As soon as he saw the vehicle, the Black Tower shook his head vigorously and refused to get into the car. The fat man persuaded for a long time, saying that the road here is flat and will not be bumpy, but the Black Iron Tower admits death, and you can pull it in every way, but you just don't get in the car.
"It's harder for you to be like you than to pick up a new daughter-in-law!" The fat man finally had no tricks, everyone else got into the car, and the Black Iron Tower ran behind the car with two clansmen, carrying bows and arrows and spears in their hands. I ran for dozens of miles all the way before I reached my destination.
Looking at the black iron tower that didn't grow out, Brother Badou sighed: "If you want to participate in the marathon, you will definitely win the first place!" ”
This manor occupies an extremely large area, and the fat man has seen that there must be hundreds of acres, and it is said to be the private domain of Mr. Zuma, who retired from the presidency and retired here.
This Mr. President belongs to the Zulu ethnic group, the largest ethnic group in South Africa. It is the pride of this tribe. Mr. Zuma also inherited the mantle of Nelson Mandela, the founding father of South Africa. A great contribution to the country. So it's influential across the continent. If it were ordinary people, they would not be able to gather so many tribes.
Hearing that the chieftain and sorcerer of the last remaining cannibal barbarian tribe on the African continent were coming, Mr. Zuma also took it very seriously and personally welcomed him out of the manor. Although he is over seventy years old, he is still in good spirits, his bald head is shiny, and he is not wearing a suit, but wearing traditional Zulu clothing. Shirtless, wearing a horned hat and a string of beads around his neck. Apparently, he did not appear as president, but indicated that he was a member of the Zulu ethnic group.
"Welcome, welcome to the barbarian tribe brothers!" Mr. Zuma raised his hands and greeted the fat man at the front. In his opinion, this fat man covered in ornaments should be the chief of the barbarian tribe.
Brother Badou also raised his arm, palms forward. He said that he did not hold a weapon, but came with sincerity. Then he pointed to the black iron tower behind him: "This is the big chief of the barbarian tribe." and the tribe's great wizard, Manman Lee. ”
Mr. Zuma was stunned for a moment, and then he saluted the Black Tower and the wizard again. Although he could tell at a glance that this wizard was a woman, there were still many tribes on this continent who stayed in a matriarchal society, and female wizards were not uncommon.
"This is the old wizard of the Santan tribe, as for me, I am the great wizard of the King Kong tribe." The fat man introduced everyone over and over again. As a result, Mr. Zuma was very puzzled: King Kong tribe, it seems that I haven't seen this tribe in the list?
However, after seeing the two gorillas, Mr. Zuma suddenly realized: "Grand Wizard Kong, I am very honored to be able to invite an ancient tribe like yours!" ”
Brother Badou's impression of this old man immediately improved a lot, walked up to Mr. Zuma, and then beat his chest: "We are also very honored to be able to participate in such a grand event!" ”
Mr. Zuma grinned and laughed heartily. Beside him, a little doll of six or seven years old also giggled. The fat man took a look, and it was estimated that it was the grandson of the old black man, so he went up and handed the little black boy a rattle, and touched the little guy's brain: "Sir, your grandson is very cute!" ”
As a result, a middle-aged woman next to Mr. Zuma immediately stepped forward to stop her, and unceremoniously pulled Brother Badou's big fat hand aside. The fat man then remembered the precautions given by the old wizard, one of which was not to touch the child's head casually, in many tribes, it is believed that this is ill-intentioned and will touch the child's soul.
However, Mr. Zuma has been in contact with the leaders of various countries and has seen countless big scenes, so he just said twice: "This is my youngest son, and this is my sixth wife, Ngema." ”
After making such a big oolong, the fat man was a little embarrassed, he scratched the back of his head for a long time, and then took out a small box from the shoulder bag carried by a silverback gorilla: "This is a gift prepared by our three tribes for your wife, not a tribute." ”
As the president's wife, Ngaema still has some self-cultivation, and quickly forgot the unpleasantness just now, and after saying thank you to the fat man, he took the gift box. When opened, the inside was a blue hue.
"Is this a blue diamond, it's so beautiful!" Ngema also shouted loudly, after all, the more valuable the gifts from the guests, the more face-saving she was.
South Africa is a country that has long been famous for producing diamonds. But this time Ngaema was blindsided, it was a piece of tanzanite blue, which was rarer and more precious than diamonds.
After listening to the fat man's introduction, the smile on Ngaima's face became even brighter. She happily accepted the fat man's gift, but in return, she also gave three diamonds that had been cut, each of which was worth more than a dozen carats.
However, for diamonds, fat people feel average, not as fanatical as women. So they all stuffed it to Li Xiaoman, anyway, they are all a family, and the treasure is not out of foreign countries.
After a brief meeting, the group entered the manor, accompanied by the Zuma family. While walking and looking, Brother Badou was envious in his heart: what a place, shaded by green trees, fragrant grass, and more importantly, there are many animals in the manor, which makes this place full of vitality and vitality.
But ordinary people who want to maintain such a large estate must not be able to afford it. The fat man also learned afterwards that this Zuma can definitely become one of the richest people when he appears, and there is nothing else, the annual salary of this Mr. President is among the leaders of countries all over the world. can all be ranked in the top five.
Roar - the lion's roar suddenly sounded. provoked the Black Tower, and they all raised their spears in their hands.
Follow the prestige. I saw a dragon's blood tree under a leashed few lions. Presumably they saw the silverback gorilla, which is why they roared.
There are many magical things in this magical continent of Africa, not to mention keeping lions as pets, and even feeding spotted hyenas. Even the fat man saw that in the shade of the trees, two big black men were leading leopards for a walk.
Two silverback gorillas aren't easy to mess with either. They let out a low roar and leaned over to the lions. With their strength, they really have the strength to fight with lions.
"Don't get excited, don't get excited, they're all friends!" The fat man hurriedly stopped in the middle. But the lions still didn't appreciate it, and grinned at the fat man.
Seeing that the holster on the neck of one of the male lions was worn out of the flesh, Brother Badou leaned forward, and then emitted an invisible purple qi to help the male lion heal his wounds, and his mouth was still babbling. Reciting ancient mantras that have been passed down among wizards.
Reading and reading, the male lion actually lay on the ground honestly. Then he started rolling around, and finally put his big belly against the fat man. For an animal to show this posture, it means absolute trust.
How is this possible? Mr. Zuma was stunned, these lions were raised by him since childhood, but even to him, there was no such intimate behavior. The great wizard of the King Kong tribe who combs the brush head does have two brushes!
"Lions are not kept like this, they are freedom-seeking animals, so they should not be kept on a leash." The fat man said with his mouth and hands on his hand to untie the holster around the lion's neck. It's just that the holsters are locked with iron locks, and they can't be opened without a key.
Although it is a man-made lion, it is still wild, so Mr. Zuma's wife is a little worried. But the president was more generous, and ordered his servants to open the locks and let the lions out.
After shaking his mane, the lion honestly followed the fat man. As for the lionesses, they naturally obeyed the orders of the male lions.
"That's right, Xiaoshuai, you take the big lion brother out for a walk, and see if you can get some game and come back!" The fat man commanded, and the monkey jumped generously on the back of the male lion, and then squeaked twice, and the lions turned around and walked out of the manor.
The Zuma family was convinced, and they were especially impressed by the fat wizard's abilities.
After walking for two or three miles, I came to the front of the rows of thatched huts. Although you are the president of a country, Mr. Zuma has not lost his true colors.
In front of the hut were a crowd of black, most of them sitting on the floor, enjoying dinner. Brother Badou glanced at it a few times: Good guy, I'm afraid that thousands of people have gathered here--just like that, there are still many tribes that haven't arrived.
Brother Badou opened his eyes this time, and saw all kinds of tribes: most of them were black people covered in pitch black, and this conference invited mainly sub-Saharan tribes, that is, black Africa in the traditional sense.
There are Maasai people in bright red robes, there are also red clay people who are covered in red paint, there are lip plates with plates on their lips, and even there are collars around their necks, which are more than half a foot long. Brother Badou estimated that if the collar was taken off, their necks would definitely droop directly.
"Sit and eat as much as you want." Mr. Zuma very politely invited the fat man to their seat. With gorillas and lions behind them, there was still a small commotion in the crowd.
Even among the various natives, the fat man group is particularly eye-catching, fortunately, the leaders of these tribes are well-informed, if they are timid, when they see the lions, they will definitely run away.
Seeing that people were sitting on the ground, the fat man was not easy to specialize, he sat cross-legged on the ground, picked up a large piece of beef and stuffed it into his mouth, and he was still hungry after a bumpy road.
The Black Iron Tower they couldn't help but say, they picked up the food on the ground and filled it into their mouths, all of them were like wind and clouds, and the black men at the same table were stunned.
Brother Badou likes to talk more, and when he saw that those big black men had long scabbards pinned to their waists, he curiously asked which tribe the other party was.
It soon became clear that the gang was from the Elephant Man tribe. The monkey Xiaoshuai's paws were fast, and the two little claws grabbed the scabbard and pulled it out, but the fat man and they were all stunned, and his eyes were full of incredulity.......
PS: I went to pick mushrooms today.,This chapter is updated late.,Hehe-I'll study it.,See if I can send a picture of mushroom picking.-