Chapter 295: The Natives Enter the City
King Kong Tribe? The old wizard pondered for a while, he had lived a long time, and he could be regarded as well-informed, but he didn't seem to have heard the name of the King Kong tribe. You must know that on this continent, with the development of science and technology, there are only dead tribes, and there are no new tribes.
"You King Kong tribe is—" The old wizard decided to ask shamelessly.
The fat man said twice, and then suddenly opened his throat and howled a few times, startling the old wizard shuddering: What a loud voice.
Soon, there was a response in the distance, and howls came and went. After a while, a group of gorillas appeared in front of the people. Those warriors in the tribe couldn't help but raise the spears in their hands, you know, the combat power of adult gorillas is absolutely terrifying. They are infinitely powerful and athletic, and three or five people are not enough for a silver-backed row.
The group of orangutans rushed straight to the fat man and surrounded him in the middle, a few silver-backed apes prostrate on the ground, while the female orangutans stretched out their claws and helped the fat man comb his hair as if to flatter, of course, the more they scratched, the more messy they became.
On weekdays, Brother Badou is most annoyed by these gorillas, but today he looks at them very pleasing to the eye, and he also reached out and patted the heads of those female orangutans, causing the apes to let out a burst of affectionate humming. I guess I was so excited, because the chief had never been so pretentious about them as he was today.
A few little orangutans also kicked their noses on their faces and climbed on top of the fat man, and Brother Badou looked at their wrinkled little faces, like little old men, and was also very happy, so he asked Monkey Xiaoshuai to bring some berries and stuff them into these little guys.
Looking at this happy scene, the old wizard finally understood: the King Kong tribe is a gorilla, but. Can this be considered a "person"?
on this. Brother Badou was right: "Gorillas are definitely the indigenous people of the African continent. As their archwizard, I have the right to participate in this conference and fight for the legitimate interests of the gorilla herd! ”
The old wizard didn't know what to do, this thing sounded a little too bizarre, it seemed to be a little reasonable, and it seemed a bit nonsense, and he couldn't make a conclusion alone, so he discussed it with Li Xiaoman. After all, there are two wizards here.
The result, of course, was unanimously approved by the two wizards, and the fat man finally blended into the wizard team. Since it represents the King Kong tribe, it must also be done to show the characteristic culture of the tribe.
In this way, it is a bit difficult, Brother Badou has no hair on his body, and the gorilla group has nothing to inherit. In the end, there was no way, Brother Badou could only smear his hair with a plant juice provided by Li Xiaoman, and all of them were set up, and finally he was a bit like the broom head of a male gorilla.
Then the arms and upper body are smeared with various colors, black and white. Sun Xiaomei said it was a bit like a big zebra. The fat man pondered for a moment, and an idea moved. Doudou painted the image of a gorilla on his chest. When the drumming was over, they couldn't even recognize Daddy with sorghum and millet.
Shang Ziqi was also so happy that she couldn't straighten her waist: "Fat brother, don't come out at night, it's too scary-"
"You know six, this is called indigenous customs." The fat man ordered two silverback gorillas as his followers, and squatted behind him, just like a humming general, so imposing. As for the sorghum and their dolls, they can't follow this time, the main reason is that school is about to start, and Captain Jack needs to send them back.
Brother Badou thought that Shang Ziqi was an eyesore, and he also wanted to send this girl back, but he was opposed, and finally told her that these tanzanite blues were not safe in the tribe and asked her to transport them back. Shang Yatou agreed, and she also got a few big cassava back, saying that she wanted to find a professional to study it and see if she could develop any special effect products.
Send away the reluctant dolls, as well as those animal companions who brought, and do whatever you want to do when you go back after the vacation. Only Monkey Xiaoshuai stayed, squatting on the shoulders of a silverback gorilla, trying to make up the numbers.
Then, the fat man and his party also embarked on the journey. At this time, the importance of transportation was revealed, and the few cars they seized finally came in handy. Especially the big truck, which was loaded with people in the back and, of course, two gorillas.
The two silverbacks were really obedient, and climbed directly on the guardrail and climbed into the car body, and then, the Black Iron Tower and others also climbed up one after another, while the old wizard and the fat man sat in the cab, Li Xiaoman was responsible for driving, and after the horn blew twice, the big truck slowly drove out of the barbarian tribe. For the first time, the little black kids in the tribe saw a car, running a long way behind a big truck, and of course, the gorillas—
The big truck sped along the endless grassland, and the old wizard taught the two novices something from time to time on the road, and the journey was not lonely. In the afternoon, I arrived at the Santan tribe, and after unloading the two black men, I simply got a bite to eat, and then continued on the road. Because there is basically no path, so the vehicle is inevitably bumpy, the cab is better, and those people behind are sinned, swaying up and down, left and right, how great the body of the black tower is, and it feels a little like it is going to fall apart. In the end, everything I had just eaten was spit out.
In the middle of the night, the Black Tower's bad luck finally came to an end, because the big truck ran out of gas, and there were no gas stations along the way, not even the simple ones.
Climbing down from the big truck, the Black Iron Tower was resurrected with full blood, and strode forward energetically, in his opinion, walking is the most wonderful thing, much better than riding in a car.
It was like this and stopped, and after five days, I came to a city. In the past few days, the fat man and Li Xiaoman have also learned a lot of things, and they have lived quite a fulfilling life. At least in the eyes of the old wizards, they are already qualified wizards, but they are only barely qualified.
The appearance of this group of them in the city immediately caused a lot of commotion, because they were so eye-catching, whether it was their clothes, the spears and bows in their hands, and the two silverback gorillas looking around, they were out of place in the modern city.
When passing by a fruit stall on the side of the road, the Black Iron Tower saw that the bananas on the stall were good, so he directly broke off one and stood in front of the stall to chew. With him taking the lead, the two silverback gorillas were even more polite, and directly took away the two lumps.
The Black Iron Tower grabbed a few more other fruits, and then took a necklace from his neck and threw it to the other party, he was not bad, knowing that bartering was not for nothing.
It's just that this chain is made of animal teeth, which is incomparably precious in the eyes of the Black Tower, but in the eyes of the stall owner, it is worthless at all, so he makes a gesture and shouts.
The Black Iron Tower was furious, screamed a few times in his mouth, kicked over the fruit stand, and the fruit rolled all over the ground, and the two gorillas and the monkey Xiaoshuai were very happy to pick it up.
The stall owner was not easy to get along with: "What a fierce man, do you still want to eat people!" ”
The fat man took over the conversation with a smile: "You're really right, this is the chief of the barbarian tribe, see if the human bone necklace on his chest is not, how many knots there are on it, he will eat as many people as he wants-"
Before he could finish speaking, the stall owner had already run away and called the police. And the Black Iron Tower was still indignant, before going out, the old wizard had already told him some rules, so the Black Iron Tower did not move rough just now, otherwise, a spear would stab the other party through the heart. How dare you throw away my necklace of honor, the teeth of the beast on it are all obtained from the mouth of the prey I have captured with my own hands!
Soon, sirens sounded, and several policemen surrounded them with pistols. Blackiron Tower and two of his men also began to bend their bows and arrows, and they used poisoned arrows against large beasts.
"Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, I'm the great wizard of the Santan tribe, and these people are from the barbarian tribe and the King Kong tribe!" The old wizard shouted repeatedly, and the police put down their guns, and then escorted them to the airport, without even checking their identities. Do you still need to check, you can see it with your eyes. It's just that they can't imagine that there are fat people in this who follow the indiscriminate recharge.
When they go through the security check, all their weapons will be confiscated from the Black Tower. This can off the natives: weapons are a part of their lives, and people are in the arrows. Seeing that the black iron tower was holding a bow and arrow aimed at the staff, the fat man hurriedly stopped him: Don't take it out with you in the future!
Finally waited until the plane, looked at the big silver birds rising and falling in the sky, the black tower was awkward again, pointing to the plane for a long time, saying that he was worried about falling and falling, and he must go on foot.
"When you get there, it's time for the next conference!" The fat man couldn't help but say something, dragging the Black Tower to board the plane. Although the Black Iron Tower is powerful, it can't break free.
In contrast, the two silverback gorillas look like good babies. At first, they were not allowed to board the plane, and many police officers came to interrogate them, suspecting that the fat man was smuggling gorillas. As a result, Brother Badou punched his chest with both fists, and screamed in his mouth, like an angry gorilla, which frightened the police to hide back: This native is too savage!
In the end, it was the old wizard who came forward to explain, and only then did the two silverbacks be allowed to board. After these two guys got on the plane, they followed Monkey Xiaoshuai to learn, one by one, pressing the bell, all kinds of fruit drinks, and filling their stomachs as if they didn't need money - they didn't want money in the first place.
The Black Iron Tower finally stopped, because he didn't have time to toss and eat. Although the crew is a little busy, they want to be at ease. In the end, it was flying in the sky all day long, everyone had seen it, and it didn't seem to be a fuss. Just a few days ago, there was also a group of natives boarding the plane, and they used the tactics of eating the sea to make the other party stop.
But eating too much is also troublesome, not long after taking off, the black tower stood up, lifted the leather skirt between the crotch, took out the black big bird and prepared to pee, causing the surrounding passengers to exclaim, and several ladies screamed particularly sharply. However, Brother Badou also found that the eyes of these ladies were all staring at the big bird of the Black Tower, and they refused to blink.
"Xiaoshuai, let him go to the bathroom!" Of course, the fat man couldn't call him too casual, so he asked Monkey Xiaoshuai to run errands, and the little monkey had taken a plane and knew all about these things.
In the following time, Monkey Xiaoshuai didn't do anything else, he was responsible for leading people to the toilet, and the two silverback gorillas also ran to the bathroom several times, so that the fat man couldn't help but reprimand them: "You can't drink less juice, it's really embarrassing for the King Kong tribe!" ”
The two silverback gorillas lowered their eyebrows and nodded vigorously, and the passengers were amazed: He is worthy of being the great wizard of the King Kong tribe - (To be continued......)