Chapter 299: The beauty is slapped in the face
"It's disgusting to look at your mother, my wife has really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes when she marries a sloppy and disgusting stinky man like you!" The woman on the phone scolded and scolded relentlessly, and even the driver's dress was not pleasing to the eye, such as messy hair, wrinkled clothes, etc.
The driver originally wanted to light another cigarette, but thinking that Tie Muzhen wouldn't let him smoke, he viciously crushed the cigarette and threw it out of the window, and then yelled at the phone: "Why am I doing everything wrong!" If you're afraid that I'll embarrass you, then go find someone who isn't ashamed! ”
"What are you fierce!" His wife screamed angrily, "You can't afford it yourself, and my mother can't say a few words!" Look at the old men in the neighborhood, who is like you, what or something......"
Jiang Xiaobai's mind immediately switched to the woman's pungent appearance, as well as her squirming lips, and said in her heart, no matter how good-tempered a man is, he will go crazy and crazy, but don't get into a car accident.
"Ahh But I don't steal, I don't rob, I don't kidnap, I support myself with my hands, I feed you, I feed my son! I can't meet your needs, but I'm tolerant of you with my love and tolerance, what else do you want me to do, you say, you say! ”
At this time, he was already in tears, and shouted hysterically: "It doesn't matter if you dislike me, it's okay if you want to leave, but you can't deny my love, deny everything about me!" You can say in good conscience, what have I been sorry for you all these years, and what do I have to do to be satisfied? ”
He suddenly looked up to the sky and howled, "What did I do wrong, why did God do this to me...... Am I wrong to eat with my hands? I'm also wrong when I swallow my anger? Why do I always get merciless scolding and blows, and even betrayal, what is wrong with me! What's wrong......"
Jiang Xiaobai and Tie Muzhen were completely stunned, from his words, it could be seen that he must have suppressed himself for a long time, otherwise he would not be so out of control.
Gradually, he screamed enough, vented enough, and the person slowly came to his senses, holding on to the car window and gasping for air.
Jiang Xiaobai handed him a cigarette, he didn't refuse, lit it and took a deep breath, coughed deep from his lungs: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm out of control." ”
"It's okay." Tie Mu said stiffly, "Are you feeling better now?" ”
"It's okay, thank you." He collapsed back in his chair and smoked cigarette after cigarette, and in the smoke, he was like a phoenix reborn from the fire, and a new world appeared in his eyes.
Tie Muzhen handed him a wet tissue paper and said with relief: "This is like a normal person." ”
The driver smiled, smiling so naturally, as if he had completely let go of something, and asked in a relaxed tone, "Where are you going?" ”
Tie Muzhen laughed: "Chaoyang Dongshu." ”
"Oh, yes, yes, yes." The driver started the taxi again, and his mood was unusually stable, which made Jiang Xiaobai suddenly wake up to the true meaning of life.
After a short time, I arrived at an artificial reservoir, and in the night, I saw that the pavilions and pavilions loomed on the other side of the lake shrouded in smoke.
Jiang Xiaobai exclaimed: "I can't imagine that there is such a fairyland in the bustling city, I have seen it for a long time!" ”
Tie Muzhen yearned: "That is Chaoyang Dongshu, and this artificial lake is called Cold Spring, which may be due to the geological landform, the water in the lake is extremely cool." ”
When the taxi arrived at the villa, Jiang Xiaobai raised his eyes and saw that there was a plaque hanging on the gate, pasted with four dragons flying and phoenixes dancing, and the golden words were shining: Dongshu Thatched Cottage.
The whole building is surrounded by mountains and rivers, antique shape, tall red wall, archway-style courtyard gate, green trees in front of it, but a bit like the ancient eunuch's house.
Some elegant, well-dressed men and women were scattered in the shade of the trees and on the shore of the lake, picking their teeth, smoking cigarettes, and chatting, while there were a few newly arrived guests at the gate shaking their heads and talking about something.
Listening to the noise in the courtyard, Jiang Xiaobai saw a peculiar couplet hanging on the door frame through the gap in the crowd:
Gansu Zhiyuan agarwood cold spring water
Eucommia ulmoides, angelica, sophora sophora and moon ice
Jiang Xiaobai asked Tie Muzhen: "What about your sister?" ”
Tie Muzhen looked around and said, "She said that she was waiting at the gate, why is there no one?" I'll give her a call later. ”
She was about to make a phone call, when a girl wearing a sable fur coat with a delicate satchel in her arms rushed out of the crowd and exclaimed in surprise: "Sister, sister! ”
Jiang Xiaobai suddenly stared at her eyes bigger than a bull's eye, this girl is simply indistinguishable from autumn and winter, wearing a mink coat on the upper body, short skirt and stockings on the lower body, with a hot body and a flamboyant personality, if you don't know that she is Tie Muzhen's sister, you still think she is a bar lady.
"Wow, don't wait for Tie Muzhen to introduce you." The girl said that she looked Jiang Xiaobai up and down, "Sister, this can't be a brother-in-law, right?" ”
Tie Muzhen was embarrassed and said embarrassedly: "What are you talking about, this is our instructor Officer Gu." ”
"Ha, that must be the future brother-in-law." She said affectionately, "Brother-in-law, how old are you, why do you look in your thirties?" ”
Jiang Xiaobai was also embarrassed, and didn't know what to say.
Tie Muzhen hurriedly introduced: "Instructor, she is my sister Tie Xiaomei, she is just rude, don't mind." ”
"Huh." Jiang Xiaobai said politely, "Hello little sister." ”
"Well, brother-in-law is good." Tie Xiaomei covered her mouth and smiled, and dragged Tie Muzhen aside to whisper.
Jiang Xiaobai rolled his eyes, and saw that the guests seemed to be commenting on the couplet on the door frame, so he squeezed in to listen to what they had to say.
"The couplet really means a lot." It was a young man with a gloomy face and a proud expression.
"Senior Brother Lin, this can't be a prescription, right?"
Senior Brother Lin reprimanded: "Can't you even see the prescription, are you still not a top student in medical school?" ”
"Yes, yes, Senior Brother Lin taught us!"
A girl with a good posture shook Senior Brother Lin's arm and said coquettishly: "Brother Lin Wei, what is the meaning of this couplet?" ”
The others also chimed in: "Senior Brother Lin, you can just point us out." ”
At the right time, Tie Muzhen and Tie Xiaomei also squeezed up, and Jiang Xiaobai asked: "Who is this, it seems that everyone is scolding him." ”
"Her name is Lin Wei." Tie Xiaomei seemed to be a little afraid of him, and said in a low voice, "He is the son of Dr. Yang of Capital Medical College, and he is now taking the postgraduate entrance examination, he is from a medical family, and his family has experience in pharmaceutical factories, so he is very rich, but the most unattainable thing is that his father is a disciple of Dr. Mad Doctor." ”
Jiang Xiaobai still didn't know much about the mad doctor, so he turned his attention to the couplet and asked, "Do these couplets use the names of traditional Chinese medicine?" ”
In fact, the Living Buddha Dana is also proficient in Chinese medicine, but the focus is on Buddhism.
"yes." Tie Xiaomei explained, "There are a total of eight flavor medicines, cold spring water and Layue ice belong to the water department; Gansui, Zhiyuan, Angelica, and Sophora sophora all belong to the grass department; Only eucommia and agarwood belong to the wood department.
"Studying medicine pays attention to understanding, how high a person's understanding is, how high the achievement is!" At this time, Lin Wei put on the posture of a high-achieving student, pretending to be 13 ways, "And this understanding can only be understood but not spoken." "That's for everyone's compliments.
Everyone didn't let him down, and said again and again: "Reasonable, thank you Senior Brother Lin for your advice!" ”
Lin Wei smiled proudly: "Speaking of guidance, then I'll use this picture to test everyone in the joint examination to see who has the highest understanding." ”
"It's an honor, please ask Senior Brother Lin to ask the question!"
"Who will come first?" Lin Wei looked around at everyone and casually clicked a young man, "Li Dang, you are Li Shizhen's descendant, you must have a good understanding, right?" ”
"Shame shame!" The young man said shyly, "I can only see that the couplet uses the names of traditional Chinese medicine, and I can't see the others." ”
"Alas!" Lin Wei shook his head and sighed, "It seems that the Li family has no successor!" As he spoke, his eyes crossed over to everyone, and when he saw Tie Xiaomei hiding behind Jiang Xiaobai, he just nodded at her, "This junior sister, have you realized anything?" ”
Tie Xiaomei was shocked and said nervously, "I...... I ......" said and actually looked at Jiang Xiaobai for help.
She was just a little nervous, and a little afraid of Lin Wei, so she didn't dare to speak.
Jiang Xiaobai couldn't get used to Lin Wei's disgusting face, and replied for Tie Xiaomei, "If you want me to say, the beauty of this couplet is that it uses eight flavors of traditional Chinese medicine, presumably the author is a senior in the medical field, especially the word 'Sophora ginseng' is used very cleverly, here, the 'ginseng' of Sophora ginseng and the ginseng of Zen meditation mean the same thing, that is to say, the author is a person who does not ask about the world and works hard to participate in Zen." In addition, the author uses 'Zhiyuan' in the previous sentence and 'Angelica' in the latter sentence, which refers to the meaning of retreating bravely in the rapids, to make it clear, he has seen through the success and failure of the world, and just wants to be a hermit who retreats bravely in the rapids. Moreover, the reason why the author quotes Gan Sui and Du Zhong with personal names, instead of quoting Fengxian and Ma Lan, fully shows that he is a highly respected old lady! ”
"Goh
"Yes, you have to get into it!"
Everyone was amazed, and they all looked at Jiang Xiaobai curiously, and said where did this guy come from, why had he never seen it. Even Tie Xiaomei and Tie Muzhen looked at Jiang Xiaobai in surprise, and secretly exclaimed!
"Perception is good!" Lin Wei was robbed of the limelight by Jiang Xiaobai, a little angry, and said in a bad tone, "But did I ask you, what qualifications do you have to talk about here?" ”
Tie Xiaomei hurriedly explained: "I'm sorry Senior Brother Lin, he is my friend, the criminal police came, not medical." ”
"Detective?" Lin Wei didn't dare to go too far, but he pointed his head at Tie Xiaomei and asked, "Aren't you a freshman in medical school, what are you doing here, and you brought strangers, is this where you can come?" ”
"I'm ......" Tie Xiaomei blushed and her neck was thick, "I...... I told my mentor and he agreed. ”
"Can you come if he agrees, do you still have self-knowledge!" Lin Wei shouted, "Don't you really know how to write the thick-skinned three words?" ”