Chapter 300: The dog bites Lu Dongbin

(Warmly celebrate the breakthrough of 300 chapters of "My Best Landlord", and there is a lot of applause?) )

This is too hurtful, and it directly means that this woman is shameless.

Tie Xiaomei was so ashamed that her face was as red as blood, and she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to drill down.

Jiang Xiaobai and Tie Muzhen's faces changed, and the former said in a deep voice: "What is your identity, and what qualifications do you have to teach people here?" ”

"Yo?" Lin Wei looked Jiang Xiaobai up and down, and said with a gloomy face, "Don't think that if you are a policeman, you can't afford anything, tell you, Lao Tzu can really not take you seriously!" You ask me what my identity is, okay, let me tell you, my father is a disciple of the mad doctor, then I am the descendant of his old man's disciple, do you think I am qualified to reprimand him? ”

Jiang Xiaobai ignored Tie Xiaomei's pull and sneered, "Then let me ask you, what kind of place is this?" ”

Lin Wei said unconsciously: "Dongshu Thatched Cottage, are you blind?" ”

Jiang Xiaobai stepped forward, took a step and asked:

"That means it's not Capital Medical College, and it's not your home, right?

"You're not the owner here, are you?

"Then what are you clamoring for?

"Or do you want to take the place of the host?

Whew......

Lin Wei regressed again and again, opened his mouth, and couldn't answer a word!

"If that's the case, then let's go!" Jiang Xiaobai raised his eyebrows and looked at the stunned crowd, "Everyone saw it, he said that my friend is not qualified to give the mad doctor a birthday, as a guest, we are really shameless to stay, and please tell the host's family, just say that we are rude!" After that, he grabbed Tie Xiaomei's hand and hated it, "People have already evicted customers, what are we doing here?" ”

Tie Xiaomei is about to cry, now it's okay, the opportunity she finally won has been wasted, not to mention, she has completely won the narrow-minded Lin Wei, isn't this asking for her own life?

"No, no......" Lin Wei stammered, "I...... I don't mean to chase away customers, don't talk nonsense! ”

"Did I talk nonsense?" Jiang Xiaobai said sharply, "Could it be that I heard it wrong, or is everyone wronging you?" ”

Shameless!

Everyone sweated profusely, and their hearts said, "I" has become "everyone", what does it matter to us? Those who stood farther away even whistled.

"It's not...... It's not like this...... Lin Wei said in fear, "I'm just teaching freshmen, and I have nothing to do with the master, don't listen to his nonsense, I'm wronged!" ”

At this time, I heard a voice like a spring breeze blowing willows: "Students, why don't you go in?" ”

"Big brother!"

"Big Brother ......"

Hearing this familiar voice, everyone turned around and rushed to salute.

Twenty-five or six years old, with a slender figure and extraordinary handsomeness, brocade is not fashionable in these years, but he wears brocade, and it looks so natural, giving people a feeling of being dusty and elegant. He walked like that with a smile, as if he was walking on the clouds, and without any pretentiousness, he had already stood out from the crowd.

Jiang Xiaobai turned to look at Tie Xiaomei and saw that she was so nervous that she didn't even have a place to put her hands and feet.

"What are you talking about?" Obviously, this senior brother has been here for a long time and knows what is happening here, but he cleverly uses the word "chat", as if to remind everyone: 'Don't make trouble, just because I didn't hear it.' ’

"Hello big brother!" Lin Wei bowed his head with a weak heart, his face was red-eared, and he said, "We, we are talking about this couplet." ”

"Oh?" The senior brother nodded, his clear gaze fell on Jiang Xiaobai's face, and he said with a smile, "This distinguished guest is very strange?" ”

"He is my friend, Officer Gu, the instructor of the Mi County Criminal Police Team." Tie Xiaomei hurriedly dragged Jiang Xiaobai and whispered, "Officer Gu, he is the great-grandson of the mad doctor and my senior brother, Ye Qing!" ”

"Hello senior brother, it's really presumptuous to come uninvited!" Jiang Xiaobai hurriedly stretched out his hand.

"You're welcome, Officer Gu is here, that's to look up to our Ye family!" Ye Qing naturally shook hands with Jiang Xiaobai, looked at Tie Xiaomei and said, "Think about it, you are Tie Senior Sister, right?" ”

"Yes, senior brother." Tie Xiaomei couldn't imagine that Ye Qing still recognized herself, so she was a little flattered, and at the same time introduced Tie Muzhen.

"Good!" The senior brother smiled slightly, "You just arrived, why don't you go in?" ”

"Me, we're getting ready to go in......"

"Hmm!" Ye Qing gave people an otherworldly temperament, but he spoke approachable, he looked at Jiang Xiaobai politely, and said with a smile, "I heard that you guys are talking about this couplet?" ”

"Yes." Jiang Xiaobai said indifferently, "But it's unfortunate that when we were talking about couplets, we heard the dog of the senior brother's family barking, which disturbed Yaxing for no reason." Eh, big brother, why do you still have dogs, isn't this a waste of food? ”

"Poof!" The audience burst into laughter, this is pointing at the monk and scolding the bald donkey!

Lin Wei's eyes flashed with fierce light, and he counterattacked: "There is indeed a dog, but it is just a wild dog, and I don't know where it came from, not only can it be literate, but it can also speak human language, even I am ashamed of myself!" ”

"Huh." Jiang Xiaobai said with a smile, "Gao Jian, some people are not as good as dogs, this is really thought-provoking!" ”

"Coo-goo-goo...... everyone grinned, and the smile was very good and not weird. But isn't it, you scold others for being dogs, and say that you are ashamed of yourself, isn't this a crime? Besides, people scold the dog first, and you scold the dog later, and they have all fallen behind.

Lin Wei is a narrow-minded person, how to be willing to give up, a little pondering, this kid has sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, a look like a market, it seems that he can also hit the other with his own strengths, so he said: "Although some people are more powerful than dogs, they only bite people with the perineum, and it is really difficult to get into the hall of elegance, which reminds me of a couplet related to medicinal materials." ”

His fox friends immediately cooperated: "Senior Brother Lin, what kind of couplet, let's hear it." ”

"That's what the couplet says." Lin Wei said word by word, "Hundred-tongued crows and eagle peacocks." ”

Hundred tongues, crows, eagles, and peacocks belong to the birds in traditional Chinese medicine, he means that Jiang Xiaobai has sharp teeth and sharp mouth, like a crow with a hundred tongues, and even the peacock was accidentally yin by it, eagle and yin homonym, and Jiang Xiaobai is dressed plainly, and it does feel like a crow. This is Wendou, although it is not not vicious, but if you can't make the next link, then you can only suffer a dumb loss, and it is inevitable to lose face. And the literati losing face is equivalent to a slap in the face, and not many people can stand it.

"Goh Lin Wei's fox friends and dog friends punned on each other, "Senior Brother Lin is so literate, it seems that we can't say anything if we are only dumb and eat Coptis chinensis!" ”

"Haha." Jiang Xiaobai laughed and said, "Coincidentally, I happen to have a link related to medicinal materials." He shook his head and said, "Goji berries, angelica, harrier, and almonds." ”

The homonym of this sentence is: the dog is anxious for the idiot to bite the newcomer. still compares Lin Wei to a dog and compares himself to a newcomer who has just arrived, which is indeed ingenious.

The audience was shocked, and said in his heart, my mother, Lin Wei kicked the iron plate.

Lin Wei's face changed, no, doesn't this kid understand Chinese medicine, otherwise how can he export the name of the drug?

The corners of Ye Qing's eyes twitched, afraid that Jiang Xiaobai would go too far, so he said, "Everyone is here to pay homage to Shou, don't chant poems here, please inside!" ”

"Senior brother, please!"

After all, he was also a guest, Lin Wei didn't want to say anything, he glanced at Jiang Xiaobai resentfully, and walked in.

Jiang Xiaobai and the three of them also walked in.

When I entered the yard, I was listening to the sound of tableware colliding, talking and laughing; The nose is full of wine and tobacco. As far as the eye can see, the lights are bright and green, and the guests gather; In terms of scenery, there are flowers and plants, bonsai, rockery pools, cloisters, pavilions, everything. The red carpet in the middle paves the way, leading to the door of the mansion with loud gongs and drums.

Seeing this scene, Jiang Xiaobai and the three of them were a little distracted.

Some nearby men and women greeted Ye Qing warmly, and although Ye Qing may not answer one by one, his friendly demeanor and casual smile make people feel like a spring breeze. He deliberately took a few steps behind, walked side by side with Jiang Xiaobai, and said in a low voice: "Does Officer Gu have an old relationship with the family?" ”

The implication is actually to ask Jiang Xiaobai if he is here to investigate the case.

Tie Xiaomei hurriedly replied, "Senior brother, Officer Gu is my sister's friend, and I asked them to accompany me this time." ”

Jiang Xiaobai nodded with a smile.

Ye Qing breathed a sigh of relief and said apologetically: "Senior Sister Tie, don't take what Lin Wei said just now. ”

"No, it won't." Tie Xiaomei bit her lip and said gloomily, "Actually, he is right......

"Don't feel inferior." Ye Qing said earnestly, "Every healer starts from scratch, and no one is more noble than anyone else. ”

Tie Xiaomei was moved: "Thank you, Senior Brother, for your encouragement!" ”

Ye Qing's words changed: "There is no shortcut to medicine, even me. He seemed to know Tie Xiaomei's intention, implying that Tie Xiaomei had to speak with strength in everything.

"I ...... I know......" Tie Xiaomei buried her head deeply, and stopped talking.

"Actually, there is still hope for you." Ye Qing said seriously, "It's just that I think you are always easy to get nervous, and people will inevitably make mistakes when they are nervous, if you can get rid of this problem, you will definitely be able to become a qualified doctor." ”

Tie Xiaomei nodded vigorously and said, "Thank you, Senior Brother, for your suggestion!" ”

"Officer Gu has a good temperament!" Ye Qing praised again, "Sharp teeth, quick thinking, knowledgeable, strong personality, is a hero at first sight." ”

"Huh." Jiang Xiaobai said modestly, "Senior brother thinks too highly of me. ”

Ye Qing suddenly said: "Another guest is coming, and he is out of company." ”

As soon as Ye Qing turned around, Tie Xiaomei complained in a low voice, "You just caused me a big disaster!" ”

Jiang Xiaobai sank his face and said, "Don't you even want to be a backbone?" ”

"That's an impulse!" Tie Xiaomei said, "Do you know how big the loss is when I lose this opportunity, besides, I have offended Lin Wei now, and I don't know how he can retaliate against me!" ”

Well, Lao Tzu helped her get angry, but she ended up with a no! Jiang Xiaobai's face was ugly, he could see that although this woman was beautiful, she was a timid woman with a strong sense of vanity, so he said coldly: "That's a lot of things for me!" ”