Chapter 2 This hero is a little fat

"Hachidou, what's wrong with you?" Ma Monkey was also startled, his big name was Ma Fenghou, and Gao Badou was from a town, all from his hometown in the northeast to Zhongzhou City, thousands of miles away to work, and he depended on each other on weekdays.

"All things have spirits, don't defile them, Badou accidentally broke you, forgive your sins!" Ma Fenghou shook the cracked "land lord" on the ground, this guy was a little superstitious, thinking that he had collided with evil spirits.

Just as he was kowtowing to this work, he suddenly felt that his shoulder was patted, and when he looked back, he saw Gao Badou standing behind him, and asked with a puzzled face: "Horse monkey, do you worship the Lord of the Land-"

Ma Fenghou gave him two punches: "You kid fooled me, this thing cost two hundred yuan to collect, lose money!" ”

A few people around were attracted by the sound of killing pigs just now, and when they saw that it was a joke, they all laughed and scattered.

"I owe it first." Gao Badou is lice are not itchy, and he knows that horses and monkeys are just that.

Patting the dust on his body, Brother Badou began to close the stall, he always felt a little weird, in the middle of his head, a little above the two eyebrows was a little swollen, as if something was going to come out.

Ma Fenghou was a little uneasy, and kept sending Badou to the gate of the miscellaneous courtyard, and then left, he has been staying at a distant relative's house.

When I entered the house, I saw that Sorghum and Gao Doudou were already asleep on the bed, stretching out their arms and throwing their legs. Gao Badou covered them with quilts, and then he heard Gao Xiaomi's soft voice from the other bed, "Dad, you're back." ”

Gao Badou went up and pasted it on her red little face, then picked up a mirror from the broken table and looked at it carefully for a long time.

"Dad, look in the mirror in the middle of the night?" Gao Xiaomi got up and lay on the fat man's back, and his face like half a red apple was immediately reflected in the mirror.

"Xiaomi, do you see if there is anything growing between Dad's eyebrows?" Gao Badou turned his face and asked his daughter with a wink.

Gao Xiaomi's two little hands pressed his big fat face, and blinked his big hairy eyes and looked at it for a long time: "Well, it seems that there is a small pimple, pimple-"

"Alright, let's go to sleep." Gao Badou leaned directly on the bed, and after a while, he snored. And Millet gently tucked his quilt corners, and then curled up beside the fat man, like a well-behaved kitten.

This quiet night is ordinary and quiet.

However, for Gao Badou, it was definitely an extraordinary night. In the middle of the night, I saw a faint purple light suddenly appear on his forehead, flickering bright and dark, and at the same time, there was a hot air flow slowly flowing in the fat man's body, like a thin line, hair on the forehead, flowing all over the body. Everywhere he went, he slowly moisturized the fat man's body. In his sleep, the fat man also let out a few comfortable hums, a bit like a fat pig.

"Oh, it's really relieving-" Gao Badou woke up on time at five o'clock in the morning, stretched his waist, and made a rattling sound all over his body, only feeling comfortable all over, and he hadn't found this feeling for several years.

"You're old—you're awake." Sorghum rubbed his eyes, got out of bed to empty the urine bucket, there was no bathroom in this old house, and there was a public toilet dozens of meters away from the compound.

"Raising children to prevent old age, this is true, Liangzi can work at the age of seven." Brother Badou was lying there in a daze, pondering, back then, it was he who picked up these three brothers and sisters one after another. Liangzi is begging for food on the side of the road, millet is under a flyover, and Doudou is at the hospital. When I picked it up, I was only about a year old, and it was only five years in this flash.

Then he saw Doudou get up and get dressed clumsily, while Millet helped him put on his socks - and suddenly, a tingling pain came from his head again, and the fat man screamed and opened his eyes vigorously, and the tingling sensation gradually disappeared from his forehead.

Rubbing his eyes, the fat man straightened up, and the zombie sat up from the bed: I didn't open my eyes just now, so how did I see the sorghum millet beans!

Hell, hell, the fat man's courage is not big, he was so frightened that his face turned white, and a cold sweat broke out, so shocked that the three babies stared at him with big eyes, and then Doudou cried.

The cry made the fat man calm down quickly, he is the pillar of this family, and he has to straighten his waist no matter how hard it is. So he patted his head: "It's nothing, it's nothing, I had a nightmare-"

After saying that, he closed his eyes again, only to feel as if there was an eye in the center of his forehead, reflecting the scene in the room to his brain. It's a weird feeling, it's not something you see, but you can really feel it.

When he opened his eyes, the fat man leaned his face in front of Xiaomi: "Look, is there another eye on Dad's head?" ”

"No, then you won't become a second sheep god!" Sorghum also brought the tiger's head and tiger's brain melon over, no matter how you look at it, there is a big gap between the father and Erlang God.

"Well, the old bean has three eyes." Doudou nodded vigorously, but he was a mentally handicapped doll, and the credibility of his words was very doubtful.

Regardless of him, cook first, and then have to work later-Brother Hato took his mobile phone to check the time, and then began to make breakfast.

Breakfast is a family heirloom - millet porridge, yellow and slimy. The reason why I say this is mainly related to the name of Gao Badou. The fat man's big name is Gao Sheng, which is similar to Ma Fenghou's name, which means promotion and wealth. It's just that Ma Fenghou will be a marquis at most; It's not possible to ascend to this point, there is no upper limit, how high and how high you rise.

As for the nickname Badou, it doesn't mean that he has the talent of Badou, but when his father picked him up from the ditch, he used a total of eight buckets of millet to cook rice soup, which made him pass the lactation period, so he used the nickname "Badou" as a souvenir. In this way, you can know the glorious history of millet porridge, and it is still the nurse of Brother Badou.

There are only three eggs left in the basket, and they are also put into the pot and boiled together. As a result, when it was time to eat, there were three more egg yolks in the fat man's bowl, and the fat man was so angry that he slapped the table and glared at him, so he returned the egg yolk to the baby.

Di Di Di - Facing the morning glow, the fat man's big Golden Deer brand BMW is on the road again. Gao Doudou hummed a nursery rhyme on the shelf: "Jingle jingle bell, jingle bells—"

The voice was so crisp that I couldn't tell it was coming from an imbecile. The fat man pedaled the car and pondered: Maybe Doudou has some special skills in music, just like the conductor, it seems to be called Zhouzhou - what special classes have the children participated in these years, do you want to take Doudou to take a look - well, go next month, and earn the nursery fee this month!

Make up your mind, overcome all difficulties, and work hard to make money - the fat man has a slogan in his heart, maybe he slips a little bit in his head, and as a result, he listens to a bang, and the car rolls over.

In normal times, the four of them are estimated to have to go to the hospital, and the fat man riding a bicycle is often speeding. Unexpectedly, the situation is a little different today, the fat man is anxious, and suddenly feels that the world in front of him has changed suddenly, it seems to be like the slow motion of a movie, and it is surprisingly slow. He even had time to reach out and pick up the millet from the beam, and then after lying on the ground, he moved his body twice so that the sorghum and beans flying behind him fell on him.

But after the tension, followed by a wave of dizziness accompanied by a faint tingling pain, I don't know if it was a fall or a fright. The fat man was lying there on all fours, but his mind was recalling the wonderful feeling just now, it was a bit like the hero in a martial arts movie, but this hero was a little fat.

"Old Dou, my leg is broken-" Doudou's voice suddenly came into his ears, and the fat man was excited, then straightened up, hugged his thighs and sighed: Unlucky, if you have a broken leg, you can't go to work, and if you don't work, the babies will be hungry......

"Dad, we hit a big dog just now, and the dog's leg was broken." This is the voice of Xiaomi.

Brother Badou stood up with a swish, and looked forward with a crying voice: "In these years, dogs are more expensive than people, and it is not enough to compensate others if they don't smash the pot and sell iron——"