Chapter 1 The land lord farts

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(Fat man's message: Only by learning to quietly keep a childlike heart for ourselves in the worldly world of flies and dogs, can we truly have a point of peace, a point of peace, a point of happiness, a point of happiness - okay, start -)

"Ka--Today's shooting mission is over, call it a day-" With the order of Director Mustache, the studio was immediately in chaos. The actors began to remove their makeup and change clothes, and the drama management was busy arranging the scattered props.

The mustache began to smoke in the pocket of the horse. There were too many pockets, and when he turned to the eighth, he finally pulled out a crumpled cigarette case, took a beautiful puff, and then asked a drama manager who walked by him: "Why is the little fat man who is an extras still lying on his stomach?" ”

"Director Hu, smoking is prohibited in public places-" The drama manager sniffed, then pulled out half a cigar from his butt pocket, sniffed it horizontally under his nose, and took a puff: "Could it be that the actor was too involved in the fight just now and knocked him unconscious?" ”

Ahem, ahem, ahem, the mustache choked on inferior cigars and coughed a few times, ran over and pulled the fat man twice, and muttered, "The extras are not insured-"

Gao Shengjiling woke up suddenly, rubbed his eyes, and got up in a daze: "Call it a day, Director Hu, will I come tomorrow?" ”

Fall asleep - the mustache director put his mind at ease, and said in his mouth: "It's good to eat less usually, if you are fat and lazy, you can fall asleep while filming, you really have you." The salary is halved, and love does not come! ”

Gao Sheng is actually not too fat, a few pounds short of two hundred, and he is chubby and cute, his small eyes are bright, and he has two dimples when he laughs. I remember when I was in elementary school, I was also a little chubby dun who loved flowers and flowers, but at the age of 25, he was still like this, so he was somewhat unpopular.

"It's halved again - can you fill the lunch box at noon?" Gao Sheng was a little depressed, grinding while following the director out.

"Just kidding-" The mustache is a knife-mouthed tofu heart.

"Thank you, Director Hu, please have a meal tomorrow." Gao Sheng took out a broken mobile phone with a polished shell and several layers of transparent tape on the screen from his pocket and took a look: "Oops, it's too late, hurry up and pick up the child!" ”

After speaking, he hurriedly pushed out an antique-level 28 golden deer, flew up and rode up, kicked it violently, and heard a click, and dropped the chain.

Watching the fat man pouting his big ass and getting on the chain, Director Hu also asked curiously: "Your name is Badou, you have children, you are ahead of your time, how old is the baby?" ”

Gao Gao Badou sulked his head: "Director Hu, are you asking the eldest or the second or the third?" ”

Little San-This kid is so disagreeable, even Xiao San has it.

At this time, Gao Badou finally got on the chain of the car, rubbed his black fingers, and flew on the bicycle: "Hu Daoming will talk again, in a hurry-"

Di Di Di - Several exquisite cars drove past Gao Badou, and they were the little actresses of the crew, and the cars they drove were more upturned than the other. When he surpassed Gao Badou, he also stepped on the accelerator, and deliberately spewed out a puff of smoke from the back of his buttocks.

The land lord farts, what are you angry, sooner or later, you little girls have to call the animation director to pull - Gao Badou kicked a few feet, and saw a traffic police officer in the middle of the road in front of him, so he gradually slowed down the speed - it seems that this guy caught him speeding yesterday, it's too inhuman.

When Gao Badou arrived at the "Fuxing Kindergarten", the sun had already set, and the sunshine spread in the hustle and bustle of the city for a day, and it even showed a little lazy and quiet, maybe they were tired......

"Old (Dad)β€”"

"Dadβ€”"

"Old-bean-"

The three children's voices were like heavenly sounds, sweeping away the tiredness on Gao Badou's body. His fat face immediately became more brilliant than the sunset: "Liangzi, millet, Doudou, are you all well-behaved?" ”

Sorghum Tiger Head Tiger Brain, is the eldest son of Gao Badou, that is, there is a big hole in the upper lip, which leads to the nose, and the common people call this "rabbit lips"; Gao Xiaomi is a little girl, with two pigtails on her head, a fat face, big eyes, and a dimple on her face that looks a little similar to her father, but when she ran towards Gao Badou, she was high and low, and her steps were very staggering. And Gao Doudou is the one who is most like Gao Badou, and his fat eyes are also small, but his eyes are a little scattered, and he always has an inexplicable smile on his face - he is a congenital fool.

These are Gao Badou's three children, they are all cute in his eyes, but they also have fatal physical defects. Of course, if it weren't for this, they wouldn't have formed such a big family.

"Dad, why are you here-" Gao Mi threw herself into Gao Badou's arms, wiped his fat face with his sleeve, and Brother Badou's heart immediately cooled, the girl is a little padded jacket.

Feeling the sound of soft footsteps, Gao Badou stood up with an apologetic smile on his face: "Teacher Xiao Zhang, I'm late again." ”

The response to him was a very innocent smile: "It's okay, I'm cleaning the classroom, sorghum and millet are really sensible, and they all know how to help me work." ”

Teacher Zhang is only eighteen years old, with short hair that reaches his ears, his eyes are very clear, and his body exudes youth and vigor. Gao Badou always believes that Teacher Xiao Zhang is the most competent and caring teacher in this kindergarten, although she is still a temporary worker.

"Goodbye, teacher-" The three babies waved their hands together, the children's hearts were the most sensitive, and they could feel who was sincere to them.

"Bye bye for sorghum, bye for millet, bye for beans-" Xiao Zhang rolled out a silver-white bicycle, greeted the three children very sunnyly, and then rode away. It can be seen that she specially stayed to wait for these three babies.

"What a good girl--get in the car, go home-" Gao Badou picked up Doudou and put it on the shelf, and then Sorghum jumped up on his own, hugging his brother tightly, while Gao Mi was put on the front beam.

"Didi-woo-woo-suddenly-" Gao Doudou pouted, learning to ride a bicycle to start the sound, it was quite a bit like a god.

Gao Badou rode on the saddle with great effort, reflecting the fiery sunset, swaying left and right, and humming in his mouth: "Sweet honey, you smile sweetly, like flowers blooming in the spring breeze-"

Fortunately, the street is relatively remote, otherwise it would be overloaded if the police uncle caught him.

Dressed in a glow, sprinkled with singing all the way, I finally arrived home. Gao Badou lives in the old city, which is developed in a mess, there are high-rise buildings and many old houses in the past, he lives in a large miscellaneous courtyard, and the two west wings are the homes of the four of them.

There was an old lady in her sixties standing at the door: "Badou, I owe the house money for two months-"

"Wu Dwarf-" Sorghum greeted affectionately, and Gao Mi then also called "Grandma Wu".

"I owe it first, or this little boy will take it back to pay off the debt-" Gao Badou smiled and played poor with the old lady.

It's not easy to feed the children these days, not to mention that Gao Badou doesn't have any serious work, and his income is not guaranteed, as if the kindergarten still owes a month's nursery fee, and sorghum and millet should go to primary school after the summer, I heard that immigrants like them have to collect protection fees - it's a sponsorship fee, it's scary -

"You-" Mrs. Wu stretched out her finger and pointed at Gao Badou for a long time, and then waved her hand to the three babies: "Grandma's stewed chicken today, let's eat!" ”

Yes, I didn't have to pay for the room, and I had to have a meal.

No matter how big Gao Badou's face was, he was embarrassed to rub rice, so he returned to his own nest, fried a bowl of rice, and chewed it quite vigorously with pickle strips. Then I saw Gao Doudou Le sneaking in, clumsily took out a piece of chicken from his pocket and put it in his bowl: "Old Dou, eat." ”

"Don't do that next time, Doudou." Gao Badou's tears almost fell into the rice bowl.

"Sister wash the clothesβ€”" Gao Doudou pushed the door out with a grin.

Smack-Gao Badou smashed a punch on the thigh: "Lao Tzu continues to make money!" ”

After pulling the meal in two bites, they dragged out two and a half bags of hemp from under the bed, which made a loud noise, and put it on the shelf of the big golden deer, and Gao Badou flew away again.

Zhongzhou City is located in the Central Plains, is the throat of north-south traffic, is an ancient and emerging city. There is a historic Niangniang Temple in the old city, which is said to have existed in the Southern Song Dynasty.

In recent years, with the vigorous development of the comprehensive collection movement, Niangniang Temple has also been rejuvenated, and the surrounding spontaneously set up a thrift market, and also opened several calligraphy and painting shops and antique shops.

By this moment, his stall had been set up, and it was full of hard goods such as broken copper and iron, stone coins, and so onβ€”nothing of value.

Fortunately, today's people's enthusiasm for collecting is very high, and when they are lucky, they can also deal with thirty or fifty. However, there are a lot of cats in the thrift market, and there are also a group of people who touch the porcelain set, but Brother Badou can't play these evil ways, so he can only make a little money.

The street lights gradually turned on, and Brother Badou had not yet opened, and a wave of sleepiness continued to harass him. Just when I was about to fall asleep in a daze, I suddenly heard a loud shout, "The chengguan is coming-"

Gao Badou jumped up in shock, pocketed the things on the stall, and was about to run on his back, and then saw a tall and thin man standing in front of him, like a big horse monkey, looking at him with a smile.

"I'm scared to death, horse monkey, you kid owe a beating, isn't it!" Brother Badou went up and pinched it, and finally took out more than half a box of white sand from the pocket of the horse monkey: "If you make a mistake, you will be punished-"

"Badou, collect a good thing in the countryside today." The horse monkey picked up an object from behind him, fortunately he had taken precautions, otherwise he would have smashed it with such a toss just now.

"What's the matter, it seems to be a god statue, short and fat, it can't be a land lord-" If you want to say that Brother Badou appreciates the level of antiques, it is definitely not a half-hang--half-hanger is stronger than him."

"It's an old object, look at this bag of pulp-lightly, it's muddy-" But the horse monkey's reminder was a little late, and the object that resembled the land lord made a clear pop, and the belly was pinched out of a hole by Brother Badou, and a purple gas rushed straight to Gao Badou's head.

"Lord Land, fart-ah-" Gao Badou suddenly screamed, covered his forehead with his hand, and rolled on the ground, like killing a pig.

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