Chapter 186: Attracting Bees and Butterflies

Just when Brother Badou was really ready to take out a loan, the box office share of the first issue of "Where Are You Going" finally arrived, and this timely rain greatly relieved the pressure of his tight funds, and even Shang Ziqi's share was directly requisitioned by him.

Anyway, Shang Yatou is not here now, and went to Shanghai to accompany Li Xiaonan to go crazy. Since the last time Li Tiejun came to Zhongzhou on business, he escorted Li Xiaonan away by the way. He's got a younger sister in him, but he doesn't want to make any more trouble.

As soon as Li Xiaonan left, Shang Ziqi was like glue with her, so she naturally followed. As for the task of taking care of the old squad leader, does the current old squad leader still need someone to take care of him?

However, Brother Badou estimates that Shang Yatou will come back soon, because Director Hu is going to make a movie soon, so it's strange if she doesn't come back to point fingers.

As the National ~ Qing Long Holiday is approaching, the fat man who has just been idle for two days has been taken away by the master again. The reason for the incident is that Zhongzhou City, together with the surrounding brother provinces and cities, wants to hold a huge Central Plains Treasure Appreciation Conference, as half of the host, the Golden Eye Eagle is not busy at all, so drag the apprentice, and the disciple will pay for it.

To the surprise of the fat man, he also mixed a small sign on his chest in the organizing committee, and he was not an ordinary staff, and the mark on the sign was "appraiser", who was responsible for the identification of cultural relics for the masses of people during the audition.

Looking at the appraisers around him who were at least his uncles and aunts, Brother Badou was rarely modest, saying that he was too young and inexperienced to take on such a big responsibility. In fact, the main reason is because of laziness.

With the development of the economy, everyone has a little spare money on hand, so the trend of collecting antiques is very prosperous, as the so-called gold in troubled times, antiques in prosperous times, this is the truth.

But then came a thing. All kinds of fake and shoddy antiques are also flooding the market, and Brother Badou is reluctant to see fakes and vomit. It's almost as good as being a judge for the final treasure appraisal. But those people are basically at the same level as the Golden Eye Eagle, where is his turn?

"Diao Lao's tall feet. Who's to say no? A director of the organizing committee didn't care about the fat man's feelings at all, and made a decision directly. The actual situation is that the enthusiasm of the broad masses of the people is too high. There are tens of thousands of collections that have signed up for the audition, and if they are all for those old experts to see, what should I do if I am tired. So a young and strong man like a fat man with red roots must be on!

Two days before the audition began, Brother Badou was ordered to pick up people at the airport. It was one of the judges of the organizing committee - Yang Ziru and Yang Lao, as well as Jinling colleagues who were invited to come to cheer. Because the fat man had contact with them, he took on this task.

Standing near the exit, the fat man grunted and poured water into his mouth. Although it was already autumn, the autumn tiger was in full swing, and the beads of sweat on his body were all slipping.

Finally, seeing the old goat's distinctive goatee from the flow of people, the fat man held the water bottle and beckoned: "Old Yang, this, this!" ”

The old goat is dressed in a Tang costume, his beard is meticulous, and he is also very stylish. Walking up to the fat man, he said unhurriedly, "Nephew Gaoxian." It's been a long time—"

"It should." Brother Badou said in his mouth, and then greeted the people he knew one by one. Most of the people who come are acquaintances, and there are so many professionals in the antique appraisal industry. Only a young lady stared at her. I saw that she was dressed in a decent cheongsam, her hair was in a high bun, and she was slim, revealing the grace of a Jiangnan woman. Out of politeness, after looking at the people, Brother Badou still asked politely: "This is-"

The group of people all had a narrow smile on their faces, and the fat man was a little hairy in his heart. Then, I saw that Jiangnan girl's apricot eyes widened, and she glared at the fat man fiercely. Then the fat man felt a pain in his toes and looked down. The toes have been trampled by the person who transformed from a soft girl to a female tyrannosaurus in an instant.

The fat man gasped in pain, but after the other party turned around so gorgeously. He finally recognized it: "It turned out to be Senior Brother Sun-Senior Sister Sun, please forgive the little brother's clumsiness, but your appearance is too different from last time, haven't you already found me a brother-in-law, hehehehe-"

Sun Pseudo-Nan's face turned white when he heard this, his feet were strengthened, and he twisted it a few times, and all the facial features on Brother Badou's fat face were shifted.

It was really a couple of enemies, and they quarreled when they met - the old goat smiled and twisted his beard, and he was happy to see such a scene.

At this time, a slightly stiff voice came into Brother Badou's ears: "Mr. Gao, you are still very popular with girls, in your Chinese words, is it called attracting bees and butterflies?" ”

Who is this-The fat man followed the prestige, only to see a plump and sexy Western beauty coming out of the exit, winking at him like a soul, which made Brother Badou's heart a little confused.

"The ghost is not gone." Sun Pseudo-Nan muttered in his mouth, estimating that with Maria's Chinese level, even if he heard it, he would not understand.

Why did this big Yanma come to join in the fun, wouldn't it be my idea to fight me again - Brother Badou has always been wary of Maria, an unidentified woman, who knows if it was an undercover agent sent by the little devil. You must know that after the defeat of Japan in that year, the United States was sent to garrison troops. And the soldiers of the United States are recognized all over the world as having a loose waist, so they have left a lot of Japanese-American mixed blood in the island country, and this Maria is one of them.

"I'm also here to participate in the treasure appreciation conference, and it's best to pick up the leaks." Maria spoke in Chinese with an emphasis on weirdness, walked up to the fat man generously, and really gave him a hug, so that the fat man really felt her enthusiasm.

"Then I also welcome you on behalf of the organizing committee, but let me explain first, the treasure I got last time has been borrowed, and I don't want to see it." Fat people get vaccinated in advance.

Mary gave him a blank look, said "stingy", and then took the fat man's arm and walked out together. The fat man's arm pressed against her plump chest, making Brother Badou a little unable to walk aisle.

Seeing this scene, Sun Pseudo-Nan was even more annoyed, and he also took a few steps and grabbed the fat man's arm from the other side.

People passing by all looked sideways: Who is this fat man, hugging left and right, what a blessing, how good should it be to replace me?

How could they have thought of the fat man's current pain, he really wanted to find someone to change.

finally arrived in front of the car, Brother Badou hurriedly shook off the two female devils. Take the first car to lead the way, and go straight to Zhongzhou Hotel.

At lunchtime, Brother Badou once again enjoyed the treatment of hugging left and right. Zhang Xiaoya, who also came to entertain her peers, was stunned: What is the situation?

So Zhang Xiaoya slipped out and made a phone call. Soon, He Tiantian, who was specially responsible for interviewing the treasure appreciation conference, also rushed over. Looking at the fat man who was sandwiched between the two beauties, he gritted his teeth: "Dead Badou, it looks honest, it turns out that he is also a big carrot, specializing in hooking up with women!" ”

Zhang Xiaoya and He Tiantian, who realized the crisis, secretly made up their minds: they must keep an eye on this flowery guy. So in the afternoon, when Maria Tiyì went to the forest park to play, the companions became four beauties, and they were all about to catch up with the four beauties.

"High, is this your forest park? It seems to be very ordinary. Standing at the entrance to the park, Maria seemed disappointed.

Brother Badou was not happy when he heard it, and reached out to the ticket booth in front of him and pointed to it: "If you want to go in, if you want to go, buy a ticket!" ”

Maria blinked her big innocent eyes: "Gao, this is your territory, do you need to buy a ticket too?" ”

"This is the rule-" In line with the principle that no matter how small a mosquito is, it is also meat, Brother Badou insisted on asking Simei to buy tickets, which caused He Tiantian to mutter several "small picks".

However, after entering the forest, Maria's impression of the place changed dramatically. Especially after receiving the rotten apple handed from the monkey's old crutch, he became even more excited: "Oh. I've seen monkeys reaching out for food, and I've never received a gift from them. Thank you—"

Maria gave a kiss on the cheek, which made the old man very uncomfortable. It took a long time to wipe it with a small paw before the lipstick mark was wiped off. caused Sun Pseudo-Nan to mutter: Even monkeys hate you know?

Several ladies are urban beauties, and they rarely have this opportunity to get in touch with nature, so they gradually forgot about being jealous and soon indulged in the embrace of nature.

"Butterfly, such a beautiful butterfly-" Zhang Xiaoya was excited when she saw the little animal.

"There are a few bees there, so cute." Mary was not far behind.

Brother Badou looked in the direction of her finger, it turned out that two wasps were busy predating, and he couldn't help but sweat: this foreigner's aesthetic point of view is unique!

"Some people just like to attract bees and butterflies!" Sun Pseudo-Nan did not forget to use the topic to play. Stimulate someone.

After walking for a while, Zhang Xiaoya and He Tiantian neglected to exercise because they usually neglected to exercise. So a little tired; Sun Pseudo-Nan can still hold on, only Maria has two long legs. Still walking very energetically. Listening to her own boasting, she once walked on the African savannah for three days and three nights without getting tired.

Later, Zhang Xiaoya and He Tiantian couldn't hold on, so the fat man had to call Rhubarb and escort them back to the nursing home to rest first. After hesitating for a while, Sun Pseudo-Nan finally followed down the mountain.

In this way, Maria was noticeably happier that she was finally able to carry out her long-planned plan without being in the way.

After entering a pine forest, Maria Tiyì rested for a while, and then sat down on the fat man's lap very boldly, wrapped her arms around the fat man's neck, and her expression was full of teasing: "Gao, I heard that the men in your country are very conservative, but I don't believe it-"

The fat man's body froze, and he couldn't imagine that this foreign girl would go straight to the point so simply, so that he was not mentally prepared at all.

So he swallowed hard and spit: "How do you want to prove it?" ”

Mary's eyes were silky: "Of course, it is proved in the most direct way of a man—"

At the moment of beauty, the temptation is difficult, Brother Badou also hugged each other, and then twisted Maria's arms behind him, causing Maria to gasp in pain: "Gao, you hurt me-"

"If I don't hurt you, I guess you'll have to hurt me in a while, tell me honestly, who sent you!" Brother Badou is always tightening the string of safety, how can he be tempted by this foreign girl.

Maria also tried to continue to seduce the fat man, twisting her plump buttocks and whispering, "Of course my body is driven by instinct—"

I have to say that this foreign girl's ass is really big, and I can see that Brother Badou's little liver is also very angry and flutters twice. However, thinking about the danger that might occur, Brother Badou still tried to suppress the impulse in his heart, and slapped the other party's ass twice: "You'd better tell the truth, otherwise, your face will definitely be scratched by the monkey!" ”

Mary looked up and saw several monkeys looking at them curiously, so she shook her head stupidly: "Gao, you are really a person who does not understand taste, I am very strange, how could Chinese Li like you, in your Chinese language, should you be called Elm Pimple?" ”

"Chinese Lee?" Brother Badou was like being immobilized in an instant, and he was stunned and motionless. (To be continued) I580