"The Chinese Li you are talking about, is it Li Xiaoman?" The fat man's voice trembled a little.

"Uh-huh—it's Xiao Manli. We are good friends in Africa, and she told me everything about you. I didn't believe it and made a bet to Lee that you wouldn't love her anymore. Mary shook her index finger vigorously, "Then, I will come to China to look for you, and you are really as Li said, not at all bothered!" ”

After listening to Maria's intermittent speech, Brother Badou almost cried with joy, he could feel that Maria intended to seduce, this self-knowledge is still there, this foreign girl must not be dumped by him, but has a plan, so he suspects that Maria was sent by the Japanese side to deal with him.

But I never thought that this foreign girl was actually Li Xiaoman's strong partner in Africa, and she was stupid to bet something. Fortunately, the fat man stood firm and resisted the temptation, otherwise, he would not have the face to face the little steamed bun again.

"Maria, how is Lee living over there, you must have her phone, hurry up and tell me!" Brother Badou grabbed Maria's shoulders and shook them vigorously, causing a wave on the girl's chest.

"Gao, it seems that you are sincere to Li, I don't understand one thing, why do you laugh and love each other like this, but you can't be together?" Maria shook her head vigorously, she obviously did not understand the history of China, and she did not know the traditions of the family.

The fat man was so anxious at the moment, where could he care about explaining to her, and he couldn't explain it for a while, so he shouted at the top of his voice: "Phone, I want Li's phone!" ”

Maria shrugged her shoulders and broke free of the fat man's hands: "There is no personal phone in Lee's barracks, she asked me to tell you, she loves you very much, but I hope you should find another woman sooner." I now realize that you are indeed a very good man. Qualified to be my boyfriend—"

You pull it down - Brother Badou can't do anything about this foreign girl, and asked some more about Li Xiaoman's life over there, and finally. He also solemnly took Maria's hand: "I really ask you for one thing, if you go back to Africa." must tell Li, just say that I will always wait for her! ”

"Gao, I almost cried because you were moved—" Maria sniffled, then hugged Hatogo and kissed him the fat face.

"I warn you, if you do this again, I won't be able to control it!" Brother Badou quickly broke free from Maria's arms, causing the other party to giggle: "High." I hope you can't control it, you won't still be a virgin, will you, let me try? ”

The fat man was completely defeated, so he simply turned around and ran back, encountering such a bold and spicy foreign girl, if he didn't run again, he would stage a queen with a hard bow.

As a result, Mary's laughter and cries followed the fat man. It seems that this foreign girl is also well aware of the strategic policy of "the enemy retreats and I advance".

Back at the nursing home, He Tiantian and others were feeding the pigeons in the yard, and she glared at the fat man: "Is it over so soon?" ”

Didn't wait for the fat man to speak. Maria took over the conversation: "Gao is still a virgin—"

He Tiantian and Zhang Xiaoya changed color in unison, and Sun Pseudo-Nan gritted his teeth and scolded "shameless", and then turned around and went back to the hotel.

"Big sister. Don't make a mess of it! The fat man couldn't understand the entangled with Maria, so he simply didn't pay attention to anyone, and went directly to the kitchen to check the food. Behind him, Maria's voice was heard: "Gao, I will definitely meet your request—"

This also led directly to zhì, and in the next few days, several ladies did not give Brother Badou a good face, and they suffered a lot of white eyes. The spinach in the autumn was not received, and a large number of ginkgo fruits were harvested.

Finally, it was time for the three-day audition. It was held in the largest People's Square in Zhongzhou City. An appraisal team is set up in the southeast, south, and northwest to receive enthusiastic treasure holders.

Meantime. There are also a large number of tourists who mingle in it or watch the excitement. Or Taobao. Because around the square, there are stalls. The fat man wondered: where did you get so many antiques?

Because the fat man also mixed into the team of appraisers, he was in a group with Zhang Xiaoya, Sun Pseudo-Nan and a young man with a Beijing accent: Zhang Xiaoya was responsible for appraising jewelry and jade, Sun Pseudo-Nan was responsible for miscellaneous, and the young man named Zhang Tianyi was in charge of bronze Buddha statues. As for Brother Badou, he is specifically responsible for the identification of calligraphy and painting, because this is also his master's specialty of golden-eyed carving, and everyone thinks that it must be in the same line.

Identifying antiques is a very torturous job, especially during the audition, the team of treasure holders can be lined up in a long snake formation, boundless, and hundreds of people are sent to the treasure appraisal location. Holding or holding your beloved baby in your hand, waiting for the expert's identification.

Treasure appreciation is a tedious and time-consuming matter, so the speed of the team can only be described as turtle speed. After standing under the sun for a long time, people couldn't help but be a little anxious, and they said strange things:

"None of these four little experts seem to be more than thirty, I don't know if they have a teacher, so they will run this big clove of garlic."

"My eight-generation ancestral porcelain, stunned to say that it is a modern handicraft, it is simply eye-catching!"

"Just your porcelain vase, it's a fake at all, not to mention experts, you can't get through this level of mine, if it was in my hands, I would have heard it a long time ago!"

"Phew, don't talk about me yet, your broken jar smells of pickles, and it's still a baby!"

Tibetan friends are like this, they can't listen to others say that their babies are bad, so they belittle each other and almost don't do it.

Looking at the long crowd, the fat man felt that it was not a matter to go on like this, so he brought his fat face to Sun Pseudo-Nan, and he now knew that the other party's real name, Sun Shuya, a very feminine name, was really not worthy of the name.

"Senior Sister Sun, there are too many treasure holders, and there are too many fakes, but there are too few genuine products. Why don't I go down and sweep first, knock out all those fakes, and the rest will be clean? ”

Sun Pseudo-Nan also had a layer of fine beads of sweat on his forehead, and he didn't even have time to wipe it. However, she still took time out of her busy schedule to give the fat man a roll of the eyes: "Just you!" ”

"Don't forget, when the two of us made a bet, I won you out of the way." Brother Badou doesn't open which pot to mention, it's purely nothing to look for.

Zhang Tianyi, who was sitting next to Sun Pseudo-Nan, said twice: "Teacher Gao is the tall foot of the predecessor of the Golden Eye Carving, and his vision must be brilliant, so I will work hard for you-"

The fat man raised his eyes to look at him, this person always had a smile on his face, and he was not slow to do things. Faintly famous. It is said that he is a high-achieving student who graduated from the Department of Archaeology, and he belongs to the academic school, and he is not at the same level as Brother Badou. What's even more inconspicuous for the fat man is that this guy always frowns at Zhang Xiaoya. On the surface, these words sounded like a compliment. But in fact, it's a bit of a joke posture.

The biting dog doesn't bark - Brother Badou muttered in his heart, and then walked out of the temporary pergola, shouting in his voice: "Everyone pay attention, I will sieve your baby first, and I am not eligible to participate in the next round of direct elimination of treasure appreciation!" ”

After speaking, he stretched out his hand and pointed at the people at the head of the row: "You, you, the four of you can go-"

Queued for a long time. was sent away with a word, of course the treasure bearer was not happy, one of the old men glanced at the fat man: "Young man, you haven't even seen what my baby is, how do you know that it is fake, there is no hair on your mouth, and you can't do things well!" ”

Another young man was even more rushed: "Fatty, I know you, aren't you Brother Weiwu." Although I admit that you are a great beater, but do you know how to appreciate treasures? ”

Brother Badou scratched the back of his head: "Although there are a lot of snuff bottles in your box." But it doesn't have much value, so it won't make it to the next round - and this old man, your painting looks like the scroll is smoky. I don't believe you've heard it yourself—"

The two listened to the fat man's words, turned around and left. In fact, many collectors know their own collections, but they just have a certain amount of luck. Now that I see that this little fat man is not easy to fool, of course I should leave quickly.

In this way, the long queue quickly began to shorten, and Brother Badou often persuaded the treasure holder to retreat in just three or two sentences, and it was all in one sentence. attracted some people who watched the excitement and were full of praise: "Brother Weiwu is mighty!" ”

However, there are also treasure holders who encounter oil and salt that do not enter. Recognize your treasure as valuable. When encountering such a master, Brother Badou is not reluctant. In fact, playing collection is playing with mentality, as long as you identify yourself as a baby. If it can bring you spiritual pleasure and enjoyment, then it will be worth it.

And the remaining three little experts are much easier, they no longer have to work hard to identify the authenticity, just measure the value of the baby, and after the fat man's screening, there is no one in a hundred, greatly reducing the amount of labor.

At first, Zhang Tianyi thought that the fat man was talking nonsense, but after getting his hands on a few bronzes, there were no fakes, and he was even more jealous in his heart: I wanted to make a fool of the little fat man, so that I could step on him and show my face in front of the beauty, but I didn't expect that the one who showed his face in the end became a dead fat man!

In the antique industry, he still pays attention to his teacher, and an academic school like him is not popular. So Zhang Tianyi has always wanted to really integrate into this circle, and the best way is nothing more than apprenticeship. It's just that he once asked someone to want to worship under the Golden Eye Carving Gate, but he was rejected by Old Man Diao, and he didn't even know what the reason was. When I met the disciple of the Golden Eye Eagle today, of course, I didn't like Brother Badou.

And the other way is to get married. It turns out that from ancient times to the present, this is a shortcut. In addition, the jade Zhang Xiaoya next to her is indeed very attractive, so Zhang Tianyi began to fantasize about holding a beauty.

He also saw that Zhang Xiaoya seemed to have a leg with this fat man, and seemed to be having an awkward relationship, so he wanted to suppress the fat man even more. Although he didn't succeed just now, he couldn't make a plan, so he made another plan, and said to Zhang Xiaoya and Sun Pseudo-Nan with a smile: "Two beauties, we have finished the morning's work, and we are a little tired from sitting, why don't you go to those stalls and enjoy the fun of treasure hunting?" ”

"On a hot day, it's better to eat a cold drink." The fat man wiped his sweat while lifting yì.

Unexpectedly, the two beauties stood around Zhang Tianyi in unison, obviously not dissipated. This made Zhang Tianyi's heart feel beautiful, and he walked towards the stall in the distance.

"Two stupid girls, they don't know if they've been sold. No, I'll have to pay attention. Brother Badou muttered in a low voice, and Shi Shiran followed behind. (To be continued) I580