003 Speculum
As soon as Yu Ruyi put on her white coat and sat down, Yuan Yunxia came over with a sad face: "There will be a big ward round tomorrow, I still have a case that I can't remember, what should I do?"
"Cold salad!"
"Help me!" Yuan Yunxia shook Yu Ruyi's arm and pleaded.
Yu Ruyi was unmoved: "No! I can't remember five cases, and you're too lazy! β
Yuan Yunxia stared at Yu Ruyi: "Really don't help?" β
"Don't help!"
Yuan Yunxia grabbed Ruyi's waist with her hand.
"Whew!" Ruyi screamed and popped out a long way.
"Hehe," Yuan Yunxia smirked, "This is my trick, specially used to deal with you!" β
"Nasty! You know I'm the most afraid of itching, no! β
The more Yu Ruyi was afraid of Yunxia, the more excited she became: "Say!" To help or not to help? β
Seeing Yunxia open her slender fingers like chicken claws and chase after her, Yu Ruyi turned around and ran outside the office.
"Bang!"
Ruyi looked up and broke out in a cold sweat: "Chu, Teacher Chu, I'm sorry!" β
Chu Yunchuan looked at Yu Ruyi with a smile: "What are you doing?!" β
"No, nothing." Ruyi sloppily back to his seat.
Yu Ruyi secretly glanced at Yuan Yunxia, who pretended to be casual and flipped through the book. "Hey!" Jiuling ran into the office in a hurry, "Didn't you say that the section director was going to give a lecture this afternoon?" What time is it? β
Seeing that Yuan Yunxia and Yu Ruyi both ignored him with strange expressions, Jiuling couldn't figure out the situation, and stood without knowing what to do.
"What are you doing there without overalls?" Chu Yunchuan looked at Jiu Ling sternly, "Don't you want to go to work if the director doesn't give a lecture?" β
"It's not." Jiuling put on a white coat and sat down.
"Grab our medical record card."
As soon as Chu Yunchuan's words fell, the three of them lifted the ban and couldn't wait to rush out of the office.
"Yuan Yunxia!" Yu Ruyi chased after her, "This revenge is not a gentleman!" β
"What's the matter?" Jiuling grabbed Ruyi, "What kind of wind is Teacher Chu smoking today?" I didn't mess with him! β
"Somebody has to mess with him." Yunxia looked at Ruyi gloatingly, "I heard a 'bang' very clearly just now, and I also saw Teacher Chu frowning in pain. Hee-hee, even if it didn't hurt him, he was startled. β
"Are you embarrassed?"
Yu Ruyi was about to continue chasing Yuan Yunxia, but Zhang Jiuling blocked her dissatisfiedly: "It turned out that you caused the trouble?" It's not good for you to hit someone, why hit him? As soon as I went to work, I was hit with a gray nose. β
"You think I want to?" Yu Ruyi shook off Zhang Jiuling's hand and pointed at Yuan Yunxia hatefully, blaming her! β
"Stop blaming it." Yuan Yunxia frightened and said, "If we haven't hugged the sign for a long time, Teacher Chu will really get angry." β
"That's it," Zhang Jiuling comforted Yu Ruyi, "Let's just be better in the future!" "The first lecture routine after the transfer was the teaching and discipline of the interns. Although everyone knows that it is a clichΓ©, because it is the head of the department who attends the class in person, no one dares to be absent.
Before four o'clock, except for the doctors and nurses who were doing things, everyone consciously walked to the propaganda classroom. Seeing that the mission room was already full, the director walked up to the stage with great ambition and picked up the microphone.
He cleared his throat and whispered to his classmates sitting in the first row, "Which classmate is going to help me get a speculume?" β
"Nine Ages!" Yu Ruyi poked Zhang Jiuling who was sitting beside her: "Go ahead, you are tall, you have long legs, and you can run fast." β
"What for?" Jiuling was talking to the other classmates just now, and didn't hear the director speak.
Yu Ruyi pointed to the stage: "Go and get a voyeur for the director." β
"Speculum?" Zhang Jiuling stood up and asked Ruyi blankly: "What does the director want to use the voyeur for?" β
"Definitely going to give a lecture with a thia!" Yu Ruyi gave him a blank look, "Go quickly, the director is waiting!" β
Zhang Jiuling asked in a low voice: "Is it the speculum used in obstetrics and gynecology?" β
Yu Ruyi said impatiently: "What do you say?!" β
Zhang Jiuling was indeed a fast runner, and in less than ten minutes, he brought a speculum from the obstetrics and gynecology department.
When he handed the speculum to the director, there was a smug look in his eyes that could not be concealed.
The director took the speculum, and instead of looking at him approvingly as Zhang Jiuling imagined, he blinked his eyes in surprise.
More than 20 pairs of eyes in the audience looked at the director curiously, and everyone didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd, and they were looking forward to him trying his best to uncover the mystery.
The classroom was so quiet that you could hear a needle drop on the ground.
The muscles in the director's face twitched a few times, and finally spoke out innocently: "My microphone is broken, I want you to help me get a megaphone......"
I only heard a "boom", and the Xuan classroom erupted into a burst of earth-shattering laughter.
Even if you don't look up, you can imagine Zhang Jiuling's murderous eyes. Ruyi lowered his head and squeezed hard to Yunxia's side.
After the lecture, the students followed Jiuling in a fart: "Zhang Jiuling, speculum!" Zhang Jiuling, voyeur! β
Even the nurse's sister greeted Zhang Jiuling with a smile: Hey! Speculume! β
Zhang Jiuling found Yu Ruyi in the rhythm of death: "What kind of grudge do I have with you......
"I'm sorry! I heard it wrong! Yuru hid when she saw Zhang Jiuling, "You said that you want to earn a watch, and I am also kind enough to help you!" β
Zhang Jiuling followed Ruyi like a ghost, and only said the same sentence in his mouth: "What do I have to worry about and complain about you?"
"I'm so afraid, Yunxia save me!" Yu Ruyi pulled Yuan Yunxia as a shield.
Yuan Yunxia pushed Zhang Jiuling: "Don't say that sentence anymore, it sounds really crazy!" β
"I can't say yes." Zhang Jiuling squinted at Yu Ruyi, "You have to promise me one condition." β
"Okay! Say it! Yu Ruyi timidly kept her distance from Zhang Jiuling.
Zhang Jiuling glanced at Yuan Yunxia.
"And keep it secret? Cut! Yuan Yunxia glared at Zhang Jiuling and consciously avoided it.
Zhang Jiuling hooked his fingers, and Yu Ruyi approached him tremblingly.
Zhang Jiuling twisted and said, "You have to say good things for me in front of Yunxia!" β
Yu Ruyi suddenly breathed a long sigh of relief: "Say it earlier!" I'll give you a trick right away, and I guarantee that Yuan Yunxia will be grateful to you. β
Zhang Jiuling's eyes widened excitedly: "How to do it?" β
"There's going to be a big ward round tomorrow, and she still has a case that she can't remember......"