002 Rookie embarrassment
"Hey! Come back! The three of them put down the medical record cards, and as soon as they turned around, they heard the head nurse roar as a lion. Yu Ruyi turned around, the plump head nurse stared at them sternly with a stern expression, and pointed to the cotton swab in the trash can: "Who threw it?" Yuan Yunxia blushed: "I'm sorry to ......"
"I'll pick it up right away." Zhang Jiuling hurriedly bent down and carefully picked up the cotton swab that Yuan Yunxia had mistakenly thrown into the domestic garbage can, and put it into the medical garbage can next to him.
"There are obviously two garbage cans here, and medical waste and household garbage need to be sorted and placed, don't you know?" The head nurse squinted at them, "Which teacher did you take it?" Didn't he teach you? ”
Yu Ruyi chuckled in her heart.
Although I offended Teacher Chu in the morning, it was barely an unintentional mistake, and this time it was a mistake of basic common sense!
Don't let Chu Yunchuan know!
Yu Ruyi hurriedly accompanied the smiling face: "I'm sorry, teacher, we didn't pay attention, we were wrong, we will definitely be careful in the future!" ”
"That's it!" Yuan Yunxia also said sincerely, "We will never make such a low-level mistake in the future, please don't sue Teacher Chu!" ”
Isn't this the place where there are three hundred taels of silver? Actually reported himself as a teacher! Yu Ruyi glared at Yuan Yunxia fiercely.
Yuan Yunxia hurriedly covered her mouth.
Fortunately, the head nurse didn't really want to hold the instructor accountable. Seeing that they admitted their mistakes in time, their faces softened a lot: "The rules are to be followed!" If you can't listen to it, if you are a doctor or a nurse, you have to learn to follow the rules from the beginning! ”
"Yes!" Yu Ruyi honestly lowered her head, "Thank you, teacher, for your advice." ”
Seeing that the head nurse was no longer silent, Yu Ruyi pulled Yuan Yunxia and quickly dodged away.
Yuan Yunxia said depressedly: "It seems that today is not suitable for changing departments. ”
"I was trained on the first day." Zhang Jiuling also pretended to sigh! "Maybe the third department of internal medicine is not suitable for us, right?"
Yu Ruyi turned her head and looked at them angrily: "The more this is the case, the more we have to cheer up, be careful and be careful!" We must not make mistakes again, if we want to clear the customs smoothly, we must not let the thousand-year-old demon seize our handle! ”
Zhang Jiuling's ears were quite sensitive, and he looked at Yu Ruyi curiously: "What is a thousand-year-old demon?" ”
Yu Ruyi was shocked: If the news of that matter gets out in the morning, it will be a big mess!
"If you don't understand, don't ask!" Yu Ruyi hurriedly changed the topic: "The first task now is to get familiar with the environment. If the environment is not familiar, you will run around like a headless fly when doing things, and no matter how careful you are, there will be leaks. Let's go! ”
Treatment rooms, emergency rooms, toilets, wards......
The three of them looked room by room along the hallway.
Yu Ruyi pointed to a row of wards to the north: "Remember, the thirty-one to forty-five beds are all our patients!" ”
"And those two extra beds." Yuan Yunxia pointed to the two beds in the corridor and said to Zhang Jiuling, "Don't make a mistake! ”
Zhang Jiuling is an anxious child: "How do you divide these beds?" ”
Yuan Yunxia immediately responded: "I'll take care of thirty-one beds to thirty-five beds." ”
Zhang Jiuling looked impassioned: "Then mine is thirty-six to forty beds!" ”
Yu Ruyi tilted her head and looked at them carefully: "You two are very good at calculus!" If you take five patients alone, let me take care of seven patients? ”
Yuan Yunxia immediately begged for mercy with a bitter face: "You know me, I will be confused as soon as I have too many things, you should help me take care of half of the patient, no, just a little more than half!" Okay? ”
Yu Ruyi turned to Zhang Jiuling: "Zhang Jiuling, you are a manly husband, won't you be confused like a little girl?" ”
Without waiting for Yu Ruyi to turn around completely, Zhang Jiuling said with a hippie smile: "How can you blame me for this?" If you want to blame it, it's a bad number -- seventeen. ”
Zhang Jiuling pretended to think: "Seventeen can't be divided by three in the first place." ”
"You can also blame Teacher Chu." Yu Ruyi followed Zhang Jiuling's train of thought and said, "Why doesn't he take care of one more patient or two less patients?" ”
"Yes, yes." Yuan Yunxia also agreed, "It's okay if you don't have an extra bed, aren't there two groups that don't have an extra bed?" ”
"What are you making a fuss about?" Yu Ruyi glared at Yuan Yunxia: "Shut up!" ”
Yuan Yunxia stuck out her tongue.
Yu Ruyi stared at Zhang Jiuling menacingly: "Seventeen can't be divisible by three, and twelve can't be divisible by two?" ”
"But...... But ......"
"Okay then." Yu Ruyi was about to leave, "I'll go and tell Teacher Chu that his number of patients can't be divided by three, and we can't divide it!" ”
"Oh, my aunt!" Zhang Jiuling: "Isn't that a goof?" ”
"Then less nonsense!" Yu Ruyi said decisively, "Yuan Yunxia is in charge of five patients, and Zhang Jiuling and I are in charge of six patients!" That's it! ”
Zhang Jiuling hung his head helplessly.
"After getting acquainted with the environment, I am responsible for my own patients: memorizing medical records, giving medical orders, tracking the results of auxiliary examinations, and observing patients' ......"
"Look at the man." Yuan Yunxia shook Yu Ruyi's arm and interrupted her words, "Is the so-called Ling Bo Weibu like that?" ”
Yu Ruyi followed Yuan Yunxia's line of sight: a middle-aged man in a hospital gown pressed his chest with one hand and opened the other, staggering towards this side.
"Is that called a panic gait?" Zhang Jiuling put on a knowledgeable look, "You forgot what you took in the last exam?" Describe the condition in medical terms! ”
"Who doesn't know it's called a panic gait?" Yuan Yunxia was forceful, "People just describe medical terms accurately, do you think I really don't know?" You only know the term panic gait, do you know what diseases are common in? ”
"Heart attack!" After Yu Ruyi burst out the answer, the three of them looked at each other nervously and ran over quickly.
Before he could get closer, the patient had fallen to the ground.
Zhang Jiuling felt his pulse and looked at Yu Ruyi in horror: "There is no heartbeat!" ”
"Double CPR!" Yu Ruyi quickly put the patient in a supine position: "I do chest heart compressions - one, two, three...... Hey, do you think I'm going to be able to do it at this speed? ”
"Almost! Zhang Jiuling cooperatively lifted the patient's jaw, "I'll do artificial respiration!" ”
"I'm going to call the teacher!" Yunxia spun around a few times in a panic and ran quickly to the doctor's office.
By the time the teachers arrived, the patient had recovered his breath.
Everyone worked together to send the patient to the emergency room for follow-up treatment.
The head nurse breathed a long sigh of relief when she saw that the patient was fine, and asked with a smile, "Whose student is this?" That's a good lesson! ”
The three of them looked at each other and smiled triumphantly.