Chapter 212: The Land of Longevity
"Second uncle, you are my own uncle!" The fat man couldn't help but go up and hug the tattered king, and spun around a few times. The nursing home is also a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger, and the old people have spent time and time again with him, this kind of emotion is not family affection, but family affection.
Then, Brother Badou announced: The bronze sword was officially named "Demon Slayer", and it was exhibited together with the two demon knives dropped by the mustache, and the following is also detailed, such a story must be known to visitors.
The reason why cultural relics are so attractive is not only their historical value, but also the culture and spirit they carry. I believe that this kind of experience will make the demon slayer famous all over the world.
Because there were many reporters present, they have already recorded the scene just now, and it will definitely appear in the newspaper tomorrow, and then it will be talked about by people.
After putting down the Tattered King, Brother Badou continued to visit with everyone, and the little episode just now was equivalent to a performance, which made everyone's interest even higher.
There are also reporters who want to take pictures of the tattered king, this old man is a fairy and good-looking. But the King of Rags was now a little scattered, staggering and staggering, looking like he was about to fall. Thanks to the help of other old men, it turned out that he was held in a circle by the fat man just now, and he was a little dizzy, so he made such a move that damaged the image of the master.
"My second uncle used to be a rag picker!" The fat man smiled and revealed the old bottom, and quickly walked away. And the reporters are even more energetic when they hear it, think about it: an old man who picks up rags, holding a bronze sword, and slashes the Dongying Demon Sword Muramasa with a sword, isn't it more legendary?
More and more people are entering the museum, and because it is the first day of the museum, it is open without admission fees, and the museum is becoming more and more crowded. In this case, many leaders and guests who participated in the opening ceremony left the venue one after another, and when they went out, they were told that there was an arrangement at noon. Lunch was held in the nursing home, and all leaders are welcome to come.
Going to a nursing home for dinner, if it were a big hotel, it would be about the same. This is too -- many leaders shook their heads and simply left. Participating in the opening ceremony this time is probably the one they have the least sense of zài.
On the contrary, those guests, friends and parents of students were very happy, got on the buses one by one, and were dragged to the nursing home. They, unlike those officials, prefer this uninhibited atmosphere.
After arranging the museum properly, Brother Badou also rushed back to the nursing home, and when he entered the hospital, he was a little dizzy: good guys, there are three or four hundred people. Thanks to the spacious enough place in the nursing home, it would not have been able to accommodate otherwise.
Even so, the restaurant can't fit it, and the horses and monkeys are busy adding tables, chairs, and chopsticks to the activity room and those empty rooms.
Brother Badou plunged into the kitchen, and the people who could come here to dine were not outsiders, and they had to order hard dishes. Fortunately, there were preparations in advance, and a large number of ingredients were transported from the agricultural base of Dawangzhuang early: the pork is wild boar, the chickens are local chickens, plus the mushrooms and wild vegetables on the mountain, which is quite mountainous.
It's a little bit longer to eat. The guests wandered around the nursing home. The temperature is minus four or five degrees, which is not too cold, and the sun is warm on the body. Great for sunbathing.
However, when they were about to take a nap on the bench in front of the window and enjoy the warm winter sun, they saw a series of light figures swishing from the fence, but they were monkeys.
It is said that these monkeys and monkeys of the fat man have never taken the usual path, and the gate is an ornament in their eyes. After sneaking into the nursing home, these guys occupied the bench under the window with a hula, and lay on it leisurely one by one, tickling and scratching lice between each other, so comfortable; And the monkey cub who can't be idle, up and down. It's all about jumping around, and it's like it's your own home.
Everyone was dumbfounded: Is this the land of monkeys?
But it doesn't seem like a good thing to watch monkeys for free. So people gathered the monkeys in the middle and pointed and poked to see the excitement. Meantime. Millet also brought half a dustpan of peanuts, which were grabbed by the monkeys, grabbed clean, and then skillfully peeled off the peanut shells with small paws and threw peanuts into the mouth.
Brother Badou came out to transport coal to the kitchen, and when he saw the peanut shells in one place, he made a fuss: "Pick up all the saxies, or get out of here, run here every day to eat and drink and create garbage, and want to rebel!" ”
The fat monkey king has an order, who dares not to obey. The monkeys then lay on the ground and picked up the peanut shells, rolling their eyes and looking at the fat man as they picked them up. There was also an old monkey with small legs and feet, who limped up to the fat man and stuffed the peanuts in his paw into his mouth.
Sycophants—everyone couldn't help but laugh.
Unexpectedly, the fat man ate two bites, and then said with a sad face that the peanut dregs in his mouth spit on the ground: "Old Kid, all you give me are stinky peanuts!" ”
patted the horse's legs, and the old crutch also scratched his ears and cheeks, and then groped the fat man's hair with his hands and feet, as if to tell him to dissipate his anger.
"These monkeys are psychic!" A parent of a student couldn't help but sigh, no wonder his baby was so excited that he couldn't sleep when he heard that he was coming to the nursing home.
In addition to the monkeys, at noon, the courtyard of the nursing home is more lively, a large flock of birds flies over, and then there are old men and old ladies to scatter food for them. In addition to the pigeons, there are dozens of pheasants with all the bells and whistles, and they also mix in the flock of pigeons to pick up corn kernels to eat.
This is the introduction of fat people from other places, and the population has not yet grown, so it is still an ornamental animal for the time being. After the number grows to a few hundred, it is estimated that there will be another game on the table of the nursing home.
Among the flocks of birds, the most eye-catching is a black eagle, even while eating and calling, everyone listened carefully, it turned out that people were reciting poems: "Who knows that the Chinese food on the plate, the grains are hard - wow wow, bitter - "
To say that Crow's progress is really fast, this guy followed Doudou to school when he was fine, and he really learned a lot of things.
People can't help but be amazed: look at how do people raise this crow?
At this time, a few small gray hairballs rolled into the middle of the flock, causing a burst of chickens and birds, and the crows shouted "milk bottles" in their mouths, and then the little brown bears were led away by it.
"Let's eat—" Brother Badou's long shout sounded in the nursing home, but everyone was reluctant to leave. On the contrary, when the monkeys heard this voice, they immediately changed their lazy state and swished away. Then, in the corner of the yard, large and small dogs appeared. With a broken basin in their mouths, they ran to the kitchen, and finally formed a long line at the kitchen door.
I don't know who shouted, "Let's go to dinner too," and everyone lined up in a loose line. Giggling and running to their respective tables.
The golden-eyed eagle that has been sitting in the museum has also rushed back, and there are still many old friends to take care of here. After seeing Old Man Diao. The old goat couldn't help but sigh: "No wonder you like to nest in a nursing home, it's just a fairy life, why don't I move over to be your companion?" ”
The golden-eyed eagle also nodded proudly: "That's the best, but our brothers settle the account, if you want to come to live, you must pay the money." ”
The old goat was so angry that his beard straightened and wanted to attack back, but he was really reluctant to live in this place of retirement. He didn't care about the money. The main reason is that he can't see the golden-eyed eagle so sè in front of him.
In fact, there are not a few people who have the same idea as Yang Ziru, although they have just been here for less than an hour, but they can't help but like this place, not only because of the beautiful mountains and rivers here, the fresh air, but more importantly, the kind of harmonious and natural atmosphere that is embodied, which makes them extremely happy physically and mentally. If nothing else, it's definitely okay to live for two or three years longer.
Now the living conditions are better. Everyone wants to enjoy two more years of good life. But even if you have money, you can't buy time. If you can prolong your life here in disguise, it's worth the price!
But after a sneaky inquiry, I found out that the nursing home is no longer accepting people at all. It also makes them sigh; However, after inquiring again, when the next year came, the nursing home could be officially opened, so someone moved his mind and prepared to book in advance. For fat people, this is also a windfall.
Once you have taken your seat at the table, the food is served. People were pleasantly surprised to find that among the waiters serving the dishes, there were dozens of monkeys mixed together. Also in and out of the busy work. Take a wine bottle and serve a plate to serve rice, and be proficient in everything. It turned out that I wasn't going to grab food just now. Instead, they came to work. This also makes people look at the monkey again, and wonder if they have one at home. Isn't there no need to hire a nanny?
"The little monkey toasted me, and I had to drink two taels of anything." The old goat usually doesn't drink much, but today he is rarely happy, so he put the wine glass in front of the old man and asked him to pour wine.
Of course, Lao Guan was not polite, and poured him a full glass, and the wine was very high. This wine is also provided by Dawangzhuang, pure grain brewing, without any condiments, you can drink it boldly with confidence, anyway, the degree is slightly higher, almost less than 60 degrees.
"Good wine, good wine-" The old goat took a sip, and then found that the lame monkey who poured him wine also smacked his lips, and then looked at it, only to see that this guy first looked around with a thief's eyebrows, and then quickly put the wine bottle to his mouth, raised his neck and took a sip, and smacked his mouth with a full face of aftertaste, and looked at the old drunkard.
The old goat was so happy that his beard straightened: "Little monkey, why don't you have a salted peanut pressure wine first?" ”
At this moment, Brother Badou happened to turn around and slapped the back of the old man's head: "Isn't it stealing wine again-Uncle Yang, you can take it easy, don't compare with this monkey, it has drunk a pound and a half of the highest record-"
Really? The old goat took a closer look at the monkey's face, and his heart was a little bottomless.
Soon, the meal was served, the golden eye eagle made a short toast, and Brother Badou finally added a sentence of "eat and drink well", and everyone began to move chopsticks.
Only after eating this time did I know that the taste of the dishes was exceptionally delicious, chicken stewed mushrooms, wild boar, smoked rabbit, etc., all of which were delicacies and game, even in a big hotel, they may not be able to eat such good things.
Even those vegetables are eaten at ease, Dawangzhuang has now developed into an agricultural base for nursing homes, and greenhouse vegetables can also be produced in winter, and natural farm fertilizers are applied.
This meal was enjoyed by the guests and hosts, and when he put down the dishes and chopsticks to drink tea, the old goat twisted his beard: "This time is happy, don't think about it, I won't leave anyway-"
Seeing that his old friend was actually playing Laipi, the golden-eyed eagle also smiled and agreed: "One sheep is to drive, and two sheep are also released, anyway, there are several sheep in the sheepfold of our nursing home, and there are not many old goats like you!" (To be continued)