Chapter 213: Unprofessional
After the opening of the Hachito Museum, hundreds of visitors were received every day. To the surprise of the fat man, the most popular collection of tourists in the museum is not the heavy weapons of the Shang Dynasty, nor the famous Western paintings, and all the cultural relics are covered by the sword of "slaying demons".
In any case, the museum has not lost money since it opened, and there is still a slight surplus in the accounting, which also makes the fat man feel a lot more at ease: there are many industries under his name, but there are really not many that can really make a profit.
This also made Brother Badou more confident in the future of the museum, as long as the Western Museum was enriched, I believe that the Badou Museum at that time will usher in a real golden age.
And as the end of the year approached, an unstoppable longing also quickly grew in his heart. Fortunately, the visa to go to black Africa finally came down, and Brother Badou took Doudou on vacation and resolutely embarked on a trip to Africa.
Brother Badou went under the banner of going abroad for an investigation, and a national forest park over there issued an invitation letter to invite the director of Shouyang Mountain Forest Park to make a friendly visit, so it can be regarded as justifiable. The only thing that worries people is that the country he went to is Kenya, which has not been very peaceful recently, and the newspapers and television are always reporting that there is civil unrest there.
Disease and war have always been the two most persistent diseases restricting Africa's development. But no matter how bad the external conditions are, they can't stop Brother Badou's footsteps.
As for why he led Doudou alone, it goes without saying, of course, because the little guy has ♂ special skills, and he may be able to help him get through the crisis at a critical moment.
Before leaving, Sorghum Millet also held Doudou's hand, and they also wanted to walk with Daddy. Be with your brother. But so. Consider that this is not a holiday tour. And that country is not stable, so Brother Badou can only endure the pain and cut his love.
"Brother Doudou, and Uncle Fat, you have to take care of yourselves-" Sun Xiaomei also waved her little hands and said goodbye in a milky voice.
After the little girl was taken to the nursing home by her mother, she was happy all day long. And after the fat man came back, he also began to treat her. It's just that her condition is even stricter than Xiaomi's, and it is estimated that she will need continuous treatment for a long time. So I also lived in a nursing home, and sat in a small wheelchair on weekdays to learn painting from Henry.
"Little sister, I'll come back and bring you a gift." Doudou is still very much like an older brother, patting Sun Xiaomei's brain with his little hand and promising a gift.
Of course, Sun Xiaomei believed Brother Doudou's words, tilted her head and thought: "Then I want a diamond, such a big one!" ”
Watching her hands draw a volume larger than a football, Brother Badou was a little afraid to go to Africa: it seems that the largest diamond at the moment is not so big.
"Eight buckets. Go early and come back early, if you're not at home. These monkey cubs are not obedient at all! The old stubborn ones were also sent out of the nursing home and waved goodbye reluctantly.
And the blind man Wang pulled the fat man aside like a thief: "Badou, this time I must bring Li Yatou back." Also, my dad told you, or you can just do things over there, and when the raw rice is cooked and cooked, see who will stop you-"
Brother Badou rarely blushed, so he hurriedly got in the car and left, what kind of dad is this, how can he teach his son like this?
The flight was Kenya Airways, so the flight attendants were all dark-skinned black girls, although they were dark, but the skin of these black girls was very delicate, which Doudou knew by touching it with his little hands.
Probably in Doudou's mind, these aunts must not have been washed quickly, so they wiped a few handfuls with their small hands, touched the big-breasted black girl and giggled, and finally kissed Doudou. Brother Badou also wanted to try it, but he thought that in the end, he would definitely not get the same reward as the black girl, and he would be slapped if he didn't do it, so he just thought about it.
After the plane landed at a slightly deserted but vast airport, the passengers were told that they could not get off the plane now because a local tribal force was trying to occupy the airport and then take hostages to negotiate with the government.
It was said that this place was chaotic, and they couldn't imagine that they were in danger of becoming hostages before they got off the plane - the passengers immediately became a mess, some protested loudly, and some were even more unbearable, calling directly and crying goodbye to their loved ones.
Fortunately, after waiting for more than an hour, the passengers received a notice that the alarm was lifted and they could leave freely, and people breathed a sigh of relief and got off the plane with trepidation.
Brother Badou didn't take it too seriously, he looked around, and saw that the sky was high and wide, extremely cheerful, and the air seemed to be filled with a primitive and natural atmosphere, and he immediately liked this place.
Because the rainy season is probably more than a month away, the surrounding area is generally a dull yellow color, which is even more desolate and distant.
This is a magical continent - with a heart of awe, Brother Badou stepped off the plane with Doudou in his arms and stepped on the solid ground under his feet.
A crisp gunshot suddenly rang out, and the surrounding passengers immediately became chaotic, shouting, crying and calling for their mothers, and the people who had been living in a peaceful environment could not adapt to this rhythm of life in Africa for a while.
"Don't worry, this is the army chasing those ** tribal forces." Soon a ground crew shouted to explain, and the commotion of the passengers gradually subsided: Earlier, if we knew that it was not over, we would rather wait a few more hours on the plane.
As for the local staff, it can only be said that these outsiders are rare and strange.
"Brother Badou, what about this, we're here!" In the crowd of people who picked up the airport, there was a crisp shout. The fat man followed the prestige, and saw Maria standing in the middle of a group of black-skinned people, particularly eye-catching. So Brother Badou walked over with a smile, and after being hugged affectionately by Maria, Brother Badou muttered very dissatisfied: "What about the girl Shang, she said that she was going to pick me up-"
Before leaving, Brother Badou contacted Shang Ziqi, and Shang Yatou's crew stayed here for several months, and they were half landlords. I heard that the fat man was also coming, so she was so happy that she talked on the phone for half an hour, all of which were things that the fat man wanted to bring for her.
"Fatty, what kind of eyes do you have!" A brown-skinned girl next to Maria was in a hurry, and rushed up to give Brother Badou a pink punch in the chest.
In fact, Brother Badou has already seen it. But the joke must be carried out to the end. Pretended to look up and down: "You are Shang girl." Why is it so tanned? ”
"Less, what about the stuff I said?" Of course, Shang Ziqi also saw that the fat man was teasing her, so she glanced at the fat man's shriveled salute and began to interrogate.
The fat man smacked his lips: "What you said is that except for children's toys, it is small food, and the security check is not clear, so they are all detained!" ”
Shang Ziqi stomped her feet when she heard this: "How can this be, I promised those children in the tribe to give them gifts!" ”
It turns out that this girl didn't use it herself--Brother Badou's heart is much more balanced. beckoned to the back, and immediately followed by two black stick guys, both like black iron towers, each carrying a large package like a small mountain on their shoulders.
"Shang girl, don't forget to pay your salary-" The fat man showed his true colors again.
Shang Ziqi glanced at the fat man, and led the way in front, until he came to the side of the two off-road vehicles, and then asked the two black guys to load the goods into the rear body, and then grabbed a handful of money and stuffed it into their hands.
After the black guy left, the fat man couldn't help but teach him a lesson: "Girl." At this point, I can't change the problem of being lavish, it's just carrying bags. Why do you use so much? ”
Shang Ziqi pouted: "One yuan can be exchanged for fifteen or sixteen Kenyan shillings, don't worry, there are many places here, even if you have money, there is no place to spend it." ”
"The wealth is not exposed, I looked at the eyes of the two black guys just now, and there was something not quite right." The fat man muttered as he got into the car, and Shang Ziqi and Maria drove one each. Of course, Brother Badou was sitting in Maria's car, and he still had to ask this foreign girl about the situation of the little steamed bun.
However, according to Maria, Li Xiaoman's troops are far away from here, and they seem to have been operating recently, and they are not stationed. Although Brother Badou is a little anxious, he will be at ease if he comes.
After leaving the airport, drive for a while, there is no regular road in front of you, anyway, it is a prairie, just open it up, as long as the general direction is good.
Brother Badou also experienced the vastness of the savannah for the first time, sitting in a speeding car, walking through the dead grass, and occasionally seeing a lonely tree, you will feel a primitive and majestic breath rushing to your face.
A burst of gunfire interrupted Brother Badou's reverie, and then with a creak, the off-road vehicle was urgently stopped by Maria, and not far ahead, more than a dozen strong black men appeared, all of them were ** up, holding rifles in their hands, and the muzzle of the gun was facing the fat man's side.
It's not good, I met the robbers, I didn't expect that there are also green forest heroes in Africa - Brother Badou caught a glimpse of the two black guys in front of the team and were a little familiar, they should be the two who helped him carry the bag just now.
A black guy led by a black guy shouted, anyway, Brother Badou couldn't understand a word, but according to Maria, they spoke in Swahili, which roughly means "leave the goods and the cart, and you can leave!" ”
"It seems that this gang of robbers is not bad, they only rob money and not sex, or they have different aesthetic concepts and think that you two girls are too ugly." Brother Badou still has the leisure to joke.
As a result, Shang Yatou puffed out her cheeks angrily, and she also wowed for a while. This girl didn't come in vain, she actually mastered a foreign language.
I saw that the group of people on the other side got together and studied for a while, and after they heard that the other party was a guest of the Santan tribe, they wanted to give up, because their tribe was not hostile to the Santan tribe. But looking at the bulging goods on the car, it must be worth a lot of money, and it is really a little reluctant, so everyone's opinions are a little different, so they get together to discuss.
Taking advantage of this, Brother Badou had already walked towards them, and he kept raising his hands high, palms facing forward. This is what Maria taught him in the car just now, saying that this means that there is no weapon in hand, and even if the language barrier is not committed, it will not trigger the other party's attack.
Sure enough, all the way up to these black men, they didn't react much, just looked at the fat man with their eyes, and then continued to argue fiercely.
"You guys are very unprofessional, you know, let me teach you, first of all, shout four slogans, I opened this road, I planted this tree. If you want to pass by, leave it to buy road money, so that you can look professional-" The fat man was not afraid at all, but smiled and taught the other party his secret of robbery. (To be continued......)