Chapter 115: Mouse Express

After dinner, Brother Badou wiped his mouth: "I have to stand guard tomorrow, go to bed early." ”

Li Xiaonan was also full, wiped her mouth the same, and then stretched her waist for a long time, probably in her thoughts, there was no concept of a lady at all: "Brother-in-law, you sleep with my sister, where do I sleep?" ”

I'm ashamed of her sister, I really want to find a needle and thread to sew up my sister's mouth. Brother Badou snorted angrily: "You go to sleep with the beautiful sheep and sheep, and you have a supper to eat when you're hungry-"

When I returned to the house, I took the time to sleep for half a night. In the middle of the night, Brother Badou got up with a chirp, and then woke Doudou up, the two of them still have important work to complete. Tomorrow I will go to the hotel to stand guard, of course, I can't be empty-handed, Brother Badou is going to bring some special gifts over.

Seeing that the black cat sheriff was still snoring in Doudou's bed, Brother Badou tugged at its thick tail: "Hurry up and get up and work!" ”

It's a very uncomfortable thing to be woken up from sleep, and the black cat sheriff is already a bad temper, so he unceremoniously stretched out his paws and slapped them on the back of the fat man's hand, the sharp claw tips have already touched the flesh, but he hasn't thought about scratching or not scratching yet?

"Brother Hei, be merciful under your paws, and you will have the strength to use it on the rat in a while." Brother Badou also knew that it was powerful, so he quickly softened. The black cat sheriff yawned with his mouth wide open, and then bent down and stretched his waist, and then jumped to the ground and slipped out of the door.

This guy is really a rat catcher, that is, he came back in a few minutes, and he had a half-foot-long rat in his mouth. Let's click it and throw it at the feet of Brother Badou.

The fat man pulled the rats with a small stick, and they were all dead. So he was very dissatisfied: "Don't catch the alive and the dead, don't you cat families like to catch mice and play?" ”

If it weren't for Doudou's order, Sheriff Black Cat would definitely be Zhu Bajie throwing a rake - not serving. After Beanie stroked its smooth back, Sheriff Black Cat spun out again.

"If you belong to a donkey, you have to rub it along the hair." The fat man pouted.

After a while, the black cat sheriff came back with another mouse. Originally. The nursing home is in the middle of nowhere, if it weren't for so many cats. It is estimated that the rats will have to line up to walk around.

The fat man was amused when he saw it: if it was really alive, the claws of the mouse were still moving. Just as he was about to praise the black cat sheriff, he saw that he threw the mouse again. As soon as the rat hit the ground, it began to flee. slipped directly to the fat man's feet, and climbed up along the calves, probably being scared silly by the black cat sheriff.

Oh, oh my, Brother Badou's hair stood on end, and he shook his legs vigorously, and the mouse flew out several meters away, running along the root of the wall, and finally was held down by the black cat sheriff.

"Let's do it first, Doudou, you go over and try it, can you communicate with the mouse." Brother Badou had palpitations. I didn't dare to call the black cat sheriff to let the rats go back to the warehouse.

Doudou went up and tried it, then shook his head: "Old Dou, it's disobedient." ”

Brother Badou also expected this situation. Because Doudou's ability is not omnipotent, for example, the angry monkeys refused to listen to him, and later came into contact with him a few more times, especially after rescuing the monkeys from the zoo, these guys recognized Doudou.

Just like this rat now. It is estimated that the courage is about to be frightened, and it is estimated that it will take a while to communicate. But time was ticking. It's going to be tomorrow, and it's obviously too late.

"Then grab a few more, and when the time comes, let them play freely." The fat man said to himself, so he asked the black cat sheriff to mobilize the big cats and kittens in the nursing home, and they all went to catch mice, and after catching them, they first found a cage to lock them up.

To say that these cats are all stray cats, catching mice is a skill that must be mastered, and they are all pinched and handled. After a while, they all returned with the loot, and even Huang Huang ran back to hand in the task with a small mouse that was an inch long in his mouth.

The fat man couldn't close his mouth with pleasure: "Okay, good, it's really a united collective, a collective that can fight, and I will reward you with a meal of fish tomorrow!" ”

As he was talking, there was a knock on the door, and I saw the old revolutionary push the door in: "Badou, why don't you sleep in the middle of the night." Old man Lei asked me to come over and ask if I could bring Huang Huang back to him, he couldn't sleep without holding Huang Huang -- oh, so many rats, these revolutionary moths, must all be eliminated! ”

The fat man didn't want others to get involved, so he stuffed the little yellow cat into the arms of the old revolutionary, and then pushed people out: "Don't worry, we promise to complete the tasks assigned by the organization!" ”

The old revolutionary nodded with satisfaction, then lifted Huang Huang's two front legs, and kissed it on the nose: "Go back to sleepβ€”"

When the old revolution left, the fat man remembered one thing: it seems that Huang Huang had been playing with a little mouse for a long time just now, I don't know if the old revolution had rat hair on his mouth?

They were busy until the sky was dark, and then the two of them seized the time to squint. I was asleep when I heard the sound of the window pane tapping. Brother Badou took a lot of effort to open his eyes and look, and saw a few pigeons knocking on the window, and their mouths were cooing, probably to wake them up.

Seeing that it was already bright outside, Brother Badou also got up and went outside to take a look, good guy, the yard was full of pigeons, and the old stubborn man was sprinkling food to feed the pigeons like a girl scattering flowers that day.

Most of these pigeons came back yesterday, and some of them are wild pigeons, and the number is close to 300. It's also enjoyable to watch them leisurely pacing on the ground. Abroad, flocks of pigeons can often be seen in squares; In China, such scenes are relatively rare. It is said that a certain city built a square and stocked many pigeons, and finally they were all caught.

After looking at it for a while, I had a discussion with everyone, and the content of the discussion was nothing more than the leisure and comfort of the pigeon watch, which was similar to these old men and old ladies in the nursing home. As he spoke, Brother Badou suddenly remembered: "It's not a matter of feeding like this every day, no matter how much food you get, you can drive them to the forest to feed yourself, self-reliance, and the revolutionary tradition of hard work cannot be lost!" ”

Except for the old revolutionary, everyone else pouted at the fat man - a little pick!

After breakfast, Li Xiaoman drove a carload of people straight to the seafood buffet restaurant yesterday, and entered the city.

When we arrived at the hotel door, it was close to noon, and it was about to be time for the guests to take their seats. Seeing the burly security guard yesterday at a glance, Brother Badou trotted up: "It's late, my family is in the suburbs, I'm sorry, I'm sorry-"

At first glance, it was Brother Weiwu, and the security guard was also quite surprised, in his mind, Brother Weiwu would definitely not come again. So he went in and reported to the manager, and the triangular eyes quickly turned out, holding a pile of clothes in his hand: "Change, hurry up." After speaking, he directly buttoned a uniform hat to Brother Badou's head first.

Doudou also got a small uniform, but after wearing it on him, it became a drag, fat and fat, like a clown. Brother Badou asked while getting dressed: "Is there a women's style, my sister is also here-"

I also brought one buy one and get one free, since there are those who are willing to come to embarrass the ugliness, we raise our hands to welcome - for this kind of request, of course, the triangular eye will not refuse, and happily got another cheongsam back. After Li Xiaonan went to the changing room to put it on, she couldn't take a step - this cheongsam was the thinnest and smallest set, tightly clamped around her body, and even the small pit in her belly button was revealed.

If it were someone else, it is estimated that he would have died of shame a long time ago, but Li Xiaonan is not a normal person, he loves this cheongsam to death, and asks with triangular eyes: "Can I wear it back?" ”

The whole family was sick - the triangular eyes were also annoyed by her stickiness, so they simply went upstairs.

Although no one supervised, the fat man and Li Xiaonan were very well-behaved, and when they saw the guests coming, they bowed and said "Welcome to our store", "Please inside" and so on, which is more competent than the real door welcome.

Because of the newspaper, some guests still recognized Brother Badou and Doudou, and some of them greeted with a smile: "Isn't this Brother Weiwu, change your career to greet you." This shop is so powerful, even Brother Weiwu can be invited! ”

As a result, there were significantly more guests than usual, upstairs and downstairs were full, and then there were more than a dozen people waiting in line for a table.

"Look, that's it, the celebrity effect!" The triangular eyes are so unpleasant, showing off to their subordinates. At this time, someone downstairs called him to receive the express, and Triangle Eye went downstairs happily.

The courier was a tall and thin man, dressed in overalls, with a hat pressed very low, and a large cardboard box in front of him, half a meter square, I saw him hand the pen to Triangle Eye: "Please sign for it." ”

Haven't been shopping online lately? Triangle Eye is also a little puzzled, but looking at the box is quite large, it is estimated that there must be a lot of goods inside, whatever, take it first.

While signing, he chatted: "Which courier company are you?" ”

The tall and thin man said twice: "We are delivered by rats." ”

"Newly established, this name sounds a bit raw, and it's also a little weird, what's not a good name, you have to call it a mouse?" Triangular eyes pouted.

"Hehe, that means we're like rats, and we can find it no matter how it is." The tall and thin man finished his business and turned around to say goodbye. When I got to the door, I winked at Brother Badou. Doudou was about to open his mouth to call Uncle Monkey, but was stopped by his old bean.

Besides, inside the restaurant, Triangle Eye cut open the packaging on the top of the carton, and then put his hand in: "I see what kind of good thing it is?" ”

"Manager, it can't be a friend who joked with you and bought you an inflatable doll, right?" There was a regular customer next to him who was joking with him.

Triangle eyes shook his head: "It feels like a stuffed animal--ouch, why is it still biting-"

He swooped and pulled his hand out, only to see that on the tip of his index finger, there was a large rat a foot long, and a pair of round eyes were staring at him fiercely.

Mom, triangular eyes shook their arms vigorously, and their whole body danced with them, and they kicked over the cardboard box. It was like opening the floodgates of a reservoir, and a gray torrent gushed out and then rushed to all corners of the restaurant...... (To be continued)