The rabbit is in a hurry and bites, let alone the mouse? Especially the two big rats caught by the black cat sheriff, their body length is one foot away, their teeth are sharp, and they can eat people.

The main thing is that time is pressing, otherwise, if you follow the idea of the blind man, there will be a bad move. After catching these rats, they are stuffed with two soybeans in their hind holes, and then sewn to death with thread. After the soybeans absorb the water in the rat's body, they slowly begin to swell. At this time, the mouse suffered, and he couldn't pull it out, and if he didn't pull it, it would swell uncomfortably, and finally he could drive the mouse crazy.

In the past, the blind man used this trick, and after raising it for a few days, he would scatter the rat back into the hole, and the crazy rat would bite when he saw his kind, and it would be a litter as soon as it was destroyed.

However, Brother Badou did not adopt it considering the urgency of time and the spirit of humanitarianism. Even so, hundreds of large and small rats scurrying around in the restaurant also caused great panic.

They rushed to the table, causing the diners to exclaim, and the cups and plates didn't know how much they were broken.

They climbed onto the food, and the guests who were picking it all threw their plates, and in a hurry they hit the shelves where the food was placed.

They are pervasive, everywhere, and everywhere they go, the screams of women and the shouts of men.

It was messed up, the whole restaurant was completely messed up, and the diners scrambled to run out, almost causing a stampede. In the end, the people were gone, leaving only the mess and gray figures moving freely between seafood and mutton.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the triangle slipped out of the restaurant early. Looking at the swarming guests, his heart was bleeding; Listening to the sound of ping-pong falling from upstairs, the whole person was slumped on the steps.

"Manager. I have a lot of cats at home, so I don't want to transfer them all. Your rats here are too rampant, and they grab food from customers in broad daylight. Brother Badou came up and kindly followed the idea.

"You, you-" Triangle Eye was so angry that he couldn't speak, and he had already cursed in his heart: it was all you unlucky bastard, and you should have been told to get out of here yesterday. Put the unlucky brother at the gate - the bad luck is home!

But there is no regret medicine in this world. The triangular eye can only knock out the teeth and swallow in the stomach, and the loss is calculated in his heart. And how to save your reputation: make a fuss about a mouse, and it is estimated that it will not be able to slow down within half a year.

Just thinking about it, I heard a yin and yang strange voice from the crowd: "The gentleman of the Quartet listens to the truth, and the poor road is the real person of the crow in Crow Mountain." I was cultivating in the mountains, and suddenly I came here on a whim to resolve the calamity. This restaurant hides filth and dirt, which attracts extremely yin animals such as rats. There is a rat essence in this that is particularly powerful, and after being provoked, it will be seriously ill and full of bad luck, and it will kill directly. ”

Most of the diners who ran out did not go far. Instead, they gathered around to watch the excitement, and with the pedestrians coming and going, there were hundreds of people around. It's all here to listen to the old vernacular. Some shook their heads and laughed, while others nodded frequently. Because this old Taoist is extraordinary at a glance, with a long beard fluttering, fairy wind bones, especially a black crow squatting honestly on his shoulder, and a pair of black eyes are still looking around. It's very smart.

"Old Dao, you're swindling here. Watch out for the cops coming to arrest you! "Brother Badou is an upright person, so he can't help but expose this old way of bewitching people to his face. Hearing that he was willing to stand up for the restaurant, Triangle Eye was so moved in his heart: Brother Weiwu, a good person!

The old Taoist twisted his beard and smiled slightly: "The donor's words are wrong, the poor Taoist does not seek wealth, and the second is not famous, but only to eliminate disasters for others." Brother Crow, you are profound, tell me if there is a rat spirit here? ”

The black owl on his shoulder flapped its wings twice and let out a few hoarse shouts: "Wow, mouse, mouse, wow-"

The crow can also speak people's words, this is terrible, the crowd erupted into an exclamation, and those who originally thought that the old way was a believer now believe it. Charlatans who play with birds have also seen it, such as the yellow bird drawing lots, like this crow with its mouth open to talk to people, no one has ever seen it.

In fact, in order to make the crow learn this sentence, it took some troubles, how to teach this guy can't do it, and in the end, the fat man has a way, bring a big mouse to scare it, and the crow quickly learns.

Even the triangular eye believed it, and I wanted to go up and kick the old man a few times, but I didn't dare.

"Dao Chief, is there any way to crack it?" Brother Badou was obviously also impressed by the old Dao and the crow Dao brother, and sincerely stepped forward to ask for advice.

"Difficult, difficult, difficult, disaster arises from the heart, the master here has a ghost in his heart, and his heart is not right, which breeds evil things. Other methods are all symptomatic but difficult to cure. Lao Dao shook his head again and again. The crow on his shoulder also shook its head, and called "old bean" in its mouth again. It turned out that he saw Brother Badou, so he habitually called out.

The Raven spoke again, but he was vague enough to not quite know what those words meant. The crow Taoist dressed as a blind man saw that he was going to wear a goof, and hurriedly coughed lightly: "What my crow Taoist friend said means that it can't do anything." ”

It's a god, the crow can also speak English, and the audience is amazed. The blind man hurriedly said: "That's nature, I and Brother Crow Dao have traveled all over the world, not to mention English, even the native language of Africa can be spoken." Ladies and gentlemen, you can't stay here for a long time, let's disperse, and we will meet again. ”

Goodwhite - The crow was really angry, and he came up with a foreign language, so people were even more convinced. Such a master outside the world can meet but not seek, so he hula, surrounded the blind man, this one wants to ask him to tell the fortune, the other asks him to approve the fate, and the one who looks at the feng shui to see the fortune, and the quarrel. In the end, there was a guy with a big head and a thick neck, and he directly threw out several stacks of tickets, and he had to invite the immortal chief to sit in his big run.

Li Xiaonan watched the excitement for a long time on the side, and shouted coldly: "Brother-in-law, this old way looks familiar, it seems to be your father?" And the talking crow, isn't it—"

Considering this girl's temperament, the whole plan was not revealed to her. Brother Badou saw that he was going to wear a goof, so he casually stuffed the things in his hand into Li Xiaonan's mouth, but it was a lollipop that he bought for Doudou just now.

Li Xiaonan stretched out his little tongue and licked the lollipop beautifully, of course, he forgot the stubble just now, and smiled in his mouth: "Brother-in-law, look at you, you are a strange uncle, you actually give lollipops to others, do you want to lead others to watch goldfish for a while?" ”

If you don't speak, you can suffocate to death-Brother Badou regrets it a little, so he shouldn't have brought this girl out.

On the other hand, the blind man Wang was extremely excited, pretending to be a blind fortune teller for half his life, how could he have been so popular. He finally figured it out: in this society now, it has to rely on packaging. Pretending to be blind and pulling erhu, and so on can mix up a little money, if you want to make a lot of money, you have to pretend to be a master in the world. This outfit bought for more than 1,000 yuan is not wronged at all, and the most important thing is that there is a living prop of a crow, which adds a lot to his image as a master.

So just about to receive money to guide others, he suddenly heard the sound of a police car. The blind man was so frightened that he retracted his hand and swayed it a few times in the air: "Poor Dao went down the mountain this time, not asking for money, just to cross people, you have a fate to see you again." ”

With that, take square steps and walk onto the sidewalk. The crowd naturally moved out of the way, and silently recorded the appearance of the crow Taoist in their hearts: indifferent to fame and fortune, compassionate and heartfelt, this is the real master of the world.

Seeing his father leave safely, Brother Badou was relieved. After all, it is easy to be beaten by pretending to be a ghost just now, and the risk factor is relatively large.

With the sound of sirens, several law enforcement vehicles drove to the entrance of the restaurant one after another, and some police officers began to maintain order, and there were also joint law enforcement teams composed of industrial and commercial health and urban management departments. Being able to invite them here is, of course, Li Xiaoman's credit.

The joint law enforcement team entered the restaurant, and there was no place to stay in the mess, and there were many rats with thieves and rat eyes wandering between the tableware and dishes.

In this case, of course, the chengguan brigade charged, and as a result, the leader was bitten by the big rat in the calf, although the rat was trampled on and the intestines were rotten, but it also angered the chengguan of these law enforcement, regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one, and ping-pong smashed.

"This is Brother Tiger's industry, and Brother Tiger is the right-hand man of the sixth master!" Triangle Eye knew the virtue of these chengguans, and hurriedly moved the backers out.

The bitten chengguan lifted his trousers, revealing his bloody calves: "Lao Tzu was actually bitten by a mouse, and if you don't get the plague, you can't save your life, don't care about your tiger and cat, six and seven masters." Brothers, smash me! ”

Hearing him say this, Triangle Eye remembered that his finger seemed to have been bitten by a big mouse, so his mother said and hurried to the hospital.

In the end, the law enforcement team put a seal on the door of the restaurant, so that the rat-infested shop had to be closed for rectification; Coupled with the fanning of the crow real person, the more it spreads, the more mysterious it becomes, who would dare to dine here. Not only that, but until two or three years later, the house in a prime location was empty. It can be seen that the crow mouth of the crow real person is still very powerful.

When the crowd dispersed, Brother Badou took off his uniform and returned to his original vest pants. While changing clothes, he also chanted: "Look at my life, I finally found a job, and I didn't work for half a day before I got out of the yellow stall - the song is over, let's go home too-Xiao Nan, why don't you change your clothes back?" ”

Li Xiaonan was reluctant to take off the cheongsam, so he pointed to the store: "Paste the seal, the clothes can't be taken out, I'll deal with it like this." ”

Brother Badou looked at Li Xiaonan's tights: "Girl, I kindly remind you, don't gasp, otherwise this cheongsam will definitely collapse, and don't cry when the spring light leaks out." ”

Unexpectedly, Li Xiaonan didn't care, and hugged the fat man's arm with a smile: "It's all a family, and it's not often heard that the sister-in-law's ass is half that of her brother-in-law——"

I went - when I met such a superb product, Brother Badou could only admit that he was unlucky, pulling Doudou, drooping his head, and running to the square bucket car not far away, and the little steamed bun was waiting for them to return triumphantly in the car. It's just that Brother Badou is now being tortured by her sister like a defeated rooster, where is there a little triumphant posture. (To be continued)