"The surname Cao! I know you're in there, and if you don't come out, I'll come in! "Is it the voice of a big stupid cow? But it was too late, and when he opened the door, Cao Jun had already thrown his shoes out.

It is very suitable to use steady and accurate to describe the shoes that fly out now, if it is a mushroom man, this shoe is estimated to be rubbed against the top of the mushroom man's head, not only does it not play a role, but it will also make the mushroom man feel that we are provoking it by throwing shoes, but now the other party is a big stupid cow! The shoes flew out directly and slapped on the face of the big stupid cow, it was so coincidental that it was so accurate, and the shoes landed on the face of the big stupid cow and immediately had a red and swollen half of the sole, how much Cao Jun hated the big stupid cow to start so ruthless! In the past, the two of them seemed to have called each other brothers, but now they have turned against each other, this is a tragedy caused by a shoe!

"Cao Jun! Today it's either you standing up and going out, or I'm crawling out! The big stupid cow angrily picked up the shoes on the ground and threw them at Cao Jun.

"You two stay here, so don't you understand? I'll go and get him to lie down. "Cao Jun easily dodged the shoe attack and let the two of us continue to stay under the bed, he stood up and fought the big stupid cow alone, if Cao Jun's hand to hit others must not be too much, but to beat the big stupid cow, one to fight three is not a big problem.

"Cao Jun, just let the horse come!"

"Niu Ben, I don't want to do anything to you, it's too hard, can you climb down and let me out?" Cao Jun had already discovered the loophole in the words of the big stupid cow, and the big stupid cow was completely like a bear, and all the moves and attacks were gone, and because of this, he exposed the biggest weakness of his chest to Cao Jun, and within three minutes, the big stupid cow was directly knocked to the ground.

"Wow! Duduff! ”

"Dudaf!"

"Husband!"

"Run!" It is precisely because Cao Jun quickly solved the big stupid cow. My attention was so focused on the two of them that I didn't even notice that something was sneaking in through the shadows in the doorway.

At this moment, Cao Jun also found a rope to trap the big stupid cow, and bent down to pull me out from under the bed. But the mushroom man's voice suddenly came from the shadows under the bed, and then echoed from the shadows inside the room and even outside the door.

"What now?" The boy asked what I wanted to ask, but it was my voice, after all, it was in the same body, and no matter which of us wanted to speak, it was the same voice as if it were schizophrenic.

"Which of you two wants to ask this question?" Cao Jun asked, and his feet did not stop running away, holding us with one hand and quickly pushing the mushroom man who was so unbearable in the sun that he couldn't even stand on his feet. Finally as we ran out of the yard, there was a blasting sound in the house, followed by colored smoke that filled the entire yard.

"Who asks, does it make a difference? I just want to know now if Grandpa and Big Dumb Cow will be in danger in the smoke. "I don't have the time to pay attention to Cao Jun's strange question just now, I care more about my grandfather now. But in case the smoke causes the big stupid cow to die here...... The village chief didn't just soak us in the pig cage!

"If you wanted to ask me, I'd say you're stupid! Otherwise, stay here and die! If it's that kid, you get me out of the candle! Believe it or not, I'll stuff you into the mushroom man in minutes and make you a mushroom man! Finally, to answer your question, I don't know if the smoke hurt them or not, but one thing is for sure, that is, your grandfather and my master are still unconscious today after smelling the fog last night, but they are still breathing. Cao Jun said as he dragged me to the village chief's house. It seems that the existence of the big stupid cow has been completely forgotten.

"Why are you so fierce to me? I'm a kid too. Is it just because he's your relative? ”

"You're wrong, he's not just bad for you, he's no exception for me, he just doesn't like children." After all, if he doesn't cooperate with us and unites with the mushroom people on the way, we won't die, but in case...... What if he was the culprit who could control the mushroom man in the first place? It's really unconsciously scary to think about it like this.

"Candle, why are you starting to get hot, why is your face so red?" When I was about to arrive at the village chief's house, Cao Jun felt the temperature of my body rising.

"I don't know, maybe it's because I'm too tired and hot." Wait a minute. I didn't say it, but it came out of my body. That's what the little boy said? But we are not running at all now, it is Cao Jun who is running with us, and his words are not valid at all! Don't...... What is he trying to hide? But soon the temperature on my body went down.

"Did you run away? Is it being with that kid that your IQ is being pulled down? What a stupid piece to go. "I wanted to defend myself, but the little boy himself smiled and covered it up.

"Village Chief, open the door! Open the door! "Even though the dog in the yard barked wildly for a long time, Cao Jun didn't smash the door of the village chief's house open, and the little boy and I didn't make a sound, but wanted to pretend that we didn't know him, there was a lock at the door! Prove that there is no one at home, Cao Jun just finished saying that we are stupid, why did he make such a low-level mistake?

"Knock what knock! Last night you must have knocked on it, and we couldn't sleep! We thought that someone took advantage of the village chief's absence in the province to come to the village chief's house to seek revenge, but we didn't expect it to be you! Villagers! Take advantage of Han Banxian's absence to beat this little hoof! If you don't break his hand, he won't know how good we are! "It's okay now, I just got rid of the mushroom man and provoked the villagers, I originally wanted to see Cao Jun's jokes, but Cao Jun actually ran away on my back this time.

"I kicked it with my feet! How tiring it is to smash it with your hands! If you have the ability, you will break my leg for me! "Cao Jun was absolutely deliberate, carrying me to the back mountain to escape, and not forgetting to provoke the villagers who were chasing and beating at the right time.

His provocation was really ruthless enough, and soon I felt a dense blow like raindrops on my back, I secretly turned my head to look at the villagers and found that the cabbage gang and rotten vegetable leaves had been served, and I was so frightened that I quickly turned back, Cao Jun He actually just used me as a shield! He's still a little bit like my uncle!

"Cao Jun! Why don't you hold me? ”

"How many times have I said that! You're going to call me uncle! When is it important to escape now, why do you care about carrying your back? Don't you think you can make me run faster with me on my back? ”

"Don't listen to his nonsense, he's clearly taking revenge on the two of us for not reminding him that there is a lock on the door just now."

"You stinky boy, don't sow discord, a child with such a good candle wouldn't think like that, right, Candle?"

"That's right! If there was no one behind my back to throw vegetable leaves now, I would definitely not think so! But it's a pity! My back is now full of rotten vegetables and rotten eggs! I'm almost numb from the beating! Do you think that's fair for a child? ”

"Huh...... Then I'll try to run as fast as I can. "Cao Jun still has the face to continue to run behind my back, and he still takes the initiative to ask to run faster?

"No need!"

"So I'm so quick to do it?"

"Uncle, yes, you can be so fast, you can even be slower, it's okay if I don't hurt to beat." The reason why my attitude towards Cao Jun suddenly turned 180 degrees is because I can sense a little bit of what the little boy is thinking since the fever just now.

"If it is produced by water, it must be a water product" (to be continued......)