Chapter 292 The witty Xiaocang and the touch entered the village chief's house
Therefore, I reached a silent deal with him in the same body, and we only have the same goal, which is to get revenge on Cao Jun!
"Why did you suddenly call me uncle, I'm still a little unused to it, but the more times like this, the more we should unite and unite with the outside world!"
"That's right, unanimously to the outside world!" I was already smiling behind Cao Jun, and at this time there was already a bucket of swill behind me that was ready by the villagers.
"Uncle, let's count together, so we can run faster."
"Huh?" What I want is that Cao Jun doesn't understand what's going on! You want to bully me while grandpa is away, no way!
"Three, two, one! Jump! "Sure enough, I trusted him, I gave him a small part of my body, he was responsible for talking to Cao Jun and turning back to observe when the swill was splashed, and I was responsible for escaping Cao Jun's control and jumping from his back into the dead leaves on the side of the road.
Such a perfect plan, although I sprained my ankles, knees and arms to varying degrees, but my face was fine, it was already the greatest success, as for Cao Jun, he was not so lucky.
The debris that exuded a rancid smell and a fishy smell mixed with a viscous liquid was only a little wasted, and the rest was all spilled on Cao Jun's body, not two hundred meters away from the place where we jumped to the ground, Cao Jun was smoked and lay on the ground immediately after being hit, and the villagers were also very powerful, and Cao Jun was controlled in less than two minutes, but it seemed that the villagers were also disgusted by Cao Jun, and after kicking Cao Jun with their feet for a while, they tied two ropes to Cao Jun's hands and dragged Cao Jun around the village for a week, and then directly dragged Cao Jun to the river and kicked into the water, Then everyone dispersed.
"Uncle? You okay? Didn't get hurt, did you? The two of us can care about you! "I'm going crazy with Xiao Cang. It was really fun to hear him standing on the bank in my slightly coquettish voice and talking about false concern to Cao Jun in the river.
"Haha...... How could it hurt? Don't you think I'm fine right now? Ha ha...... I just want to swim in the river right now! Yes, swimming. Swim, hey, are you going down for a swim? "After all, Xiao Cang and I are still just children, and naturally we don't have as much as Cao Jun, although Cao Jun asked us in the water if we want to go down, but the actual action is to directly drag my body and press it into the water.
"Cao Jun! You shameless! "I was thrashing in the water and trying to swim up, and even I couldn't tell whether I said this sentence or Xiao Cang.
"Candle, your grandfather doesn't seem to have taught you to swear, right? It's not okay to scold your elders! Cao Jun said and pressed me back into the water.
fluttered for a long time. Cao Jun and I both washed the smell of our bodies, but we couldn't go back to the ancestral house, and it was too cold to stay by the river. Cao Jun actually thought of a god-like way to climb over the wall and climb into the village chief's house, anyway, the big stupid cow has been bound by Cao Jun in the ancestral house, life and death are uncertain, while the village chief's house is empty, we can go in and slowly do what we want to do.
But the truth is that the ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny, when we walked back to the village chief's house on foot, the autumn wind had blown and we were shivering. The hands and feet are numb, and it is difficult to get a cord. Not to mention climbing the wall, you can't even knock on the door.
"Candles, who else has a computer besides the village chief's house?" Cao Jun gave up climbing the wall after falling off the wall five times repeatedly.
"I don't know, the children in the village don't play with me, I know where to go."
"Candle, I suddenly feel very sympathetic to you, just rush to this, if I can open a kindergarten in the future, I will put down my words, who doesn't play with you, I can't kill him." Cao Jun's words made me laugh completely, but then his words made me want to get the villagers back and beat him up again.
"Candles. It's better to be better like this, I'll lift you high. Can you go find the spare key first and then hand it to me? ”
"I'll tell you, are you still an adult? How can you bear to do such a shameless thing, we're just kids, what else do we want you to do if we can get in and find a spare key? Aren't we okay ourselves? Xiao Cang said all his opinions like a cannon.
"It's a pity you don't go to be a lawyer! I actually let a child despise! I'm! Isn't it just going over the wall? I graduated from the police academy anyway, and I can't help anyone with any difficulties, and I'm too shameless! Wait for my good news below! Cao Jun was furious and re-moved his arms, stretched his muscles, and prepared to climb the wall again.
"Shhhh
"Where's the key?"
"When he slammed the door just now, I saw that the stone next to the door was wrong, there seemed to be something underground, and now you twisted your foot, let the water soak the wounds on your legs and arms are hot and painful, it is estimated that it is inflamed, and we will be useless if we listen to him climb the wall." Xiao Cang's eyes were really sharp, and the spare key to the village chief's house was really pressed under the stone next to the door.
"You guys!" The moment Cao Jun successfully climbed over the wall and landed, we also successfully opened the door and came in, Cao Jun was completely in a state of blindfolding, and he worked hard for a long time not as fast as us to find the key.
"If you stay where you are, that dog will make your legs scrap!" Xiao Cang kindly reminded Cao Jun that Cao Jun saw that the position he chose just fell next to the kennel and happened to step on the dog chain, controlling the dog's range of activities, otherwise the dog would have gnawed Cao Jun's legs, this is a wolf dog! You can't drop a piece of meat in one bite.
"Good puppy, I'll gently step on your tail hair, you have to be calm! It's not easy for everyone to come out and mix! Cao Jun said quickly and ran into the house as fast as he could, but the door was still locked, and the wolf dog had already been provoked and roared wildly.
"You two don't gloat, hurry up and help find a spare key."
"Euler." Xiao Cang suddenly said something that I didn't understand, so he discussed with me, controlled his body, and went forward to help.
"Xiao Cang, are you really only three years old?"
"Don't look at how small I'm young, but I'm probably five years old, right? I also forgot, as if I was on my birthday. ”
"And what do you remember?"
"I forgot, at that time, I just wanted to help my grandfather ask for that pile of mushrooms and chased them out, and the more I ran out, the more I forgot about them, and finally forgot them all."
"Candle, what the hell are you two talking to yourself about there?" Cao Jun couldn't wait any longer, and groped at the door for a long time, but didn't find a spare key.
"It's nothing, let's get over it." Xiao Cang's voice suddenly trembled, I turned my head to see that my ankles had broken through the constraints of my shoes and swollen into small steamed buns, and I couldn't even wear my shoes anymore, and there were blood stains on my knees and arms through the wet clothes, but why didn't I feel pain?
"It hurts, doesn't it?" I asked Xiaocang with concern.
"I'm a man, of course I'm going to protect the little girl."
"How do you know I'm a woman?"
"Because I'm in the river, I'm so cold that I want to go to the toilet......"
"You!"
"But don't worry, I'll be responsible for you!"
"Huh?" How could he say something so similar to what a female ghost sister told me about her negative boyfriend before dating him? But in the end, my sister was pricked to death by her boyfriend, and when she came to talk to me, she still had several broken needles on her body.
"If it is produced by water, it must be a water product" (to be continued......)