Chapter 310: True and False Li Kui
Hassan and the others watched in amazement as the fat senior jumped into the sea, and then disappeared without a trace. After a few minutes, they were a little breathless, because it was almost the limit of human breathlessness.
"Oh, I see!" The combi pirate suddenly screamed, and then bowed to the sea with an extremely solemn expression: "I think this senior must be interpreting for us with his life, and the sea is the final destination of a pirate." β
It seemed to make sense - Hassan did not lift his foot this time, and turned his head to look at the old pirate with wooden legs, and saw that he was leisurely sipping rum, and the intoxication was that at first glance he was an old drunkard.
There's no way, Old Jack just drank two glasses in order to cooperate with the acting, and this drink is a little unstoppable.
Seeing that the old wood-legged pirate didn't look worried, Hassan decided to wait. I waited like this for more than an hour, and I didn't see the fat pirate just now come out of the water. Hassan finally realized: he was fooled, this guy may not be a pirate at all, but took the opportunity to escape!
Think back to the scene when the fat pirate jumped into the sea, taking off the blindfold, good eyes, who buckled the blindfold, except for the little monkey, and the monkey's thinking can be the same as that of a human?
The more he thought about it, the more suspicious he felt, and Hassan took a closer look at the old pirate's wooden leg, which seemed to be too thick, so he whispered a few words to the comic pirate, and the latter sneaked up in front of old Jack, and then kicked twice on the wooden leg, and as a result, a fake wooden leg was kicked off, and the inside was empty, but the outer layer of wood was covered with a layer of wooden scalp.
Hassan was furious when he saw this, and finally reverted to his original fierce face, he had been in the Gulf of Aden for so long. Already promoted to "young marshal". I've never been teased like this before. So he picked up a gun and pointed it at the sky: "Listen, everyone, you-"
And at this moment, a voice interrupted Hassan's shouting: "Friend, why are you shooting?" β
Hassan followed the prestige, and immediately froze in place, only to see that the fat pirate just now was walking towards him step by step, drenched. With shoes in one hand and a rifle in the other, drops of seawater dripped down the barrel of the gun onto the deck.
The fat man approached and threw his rifle to the comic pirates: "Look, isn't that your gun?" As he spoke, he shook his hair, and the splashes of water fell on Hassan's face, and he stuck out his tongue and licked it, a little bitter.
Of course, he is most familiar with his own gun, and the Funny Pirate has his name "Harris" engraved on the butt of his gun. There was no mistake with that, so all he had to do was to nod vigorously.
"The image of a pirate can be disguised. So none of this matters, the most important thing is to gallop in the vast ocean, pursue the freedom to explore the unknown, and pursue endless treasures. The fat man began to pose like his predecessors again, and Hassan and the others could only bow their heads and be taught, thinking that they could fish out the rifle from the sea water hundreds of meters deep, this was simply a god-like method, how could it not make them admire?
The comic pirate, in particular, was deeply remorseful for what he had just done, and he peeked at Old Jack, only to see that the old man was still sitting there quietly staring at the wine glass, and this kind of mind and bearing made him even more ashamed.
"The sea contains endless treasures, you see, this is the gift of the sea-" The fat man threw his shoes in front of Hassan and the others, and the shoes fell on the deck with two loud bangs, and then, small golden particles became shoes and splashed out of them.
This is -- Hassan hurriedly went up and picked up a shoe, and the hand was heavy, and the shoe was full of golden sand.
Suddenly, the worship in their hearts reached its peak: in just an hour, they had harvested about a kilogram of golden sand, and if they had the ability, why should they be pirates?
Hassan and the others were the poorest of the people at the beginning, his parents were starving to death, and he was desperate, so he started to make a living as pirates.
"Senior, I, I, I, I also want to learn your skills, please leave it to me, okay?" The comic pirate Harris was the most unbearable, and he was directly dazzled by the yellow golden sand.
The fat man couldn't imagine that the power of these golden sands was so huge, and he couldn't help blinking his eyes: "Aren't you ready to be a pirate, a promising profession?" β
"Sir, I have heard that the great Christopher Columbus once said that gold is the most precious of all commodities, that gold is wealth, and that whoever has possession of it will have access to all that he needs in the world, and at the same time will have the means to save the soul from purgatory, and to restore the soul to the pleasures of heaven. So I just want to follow you, sir. "Harris, this guy is just holding the fat man's big thick legs.
The fat man couldn't help but scratch the back of his head: "Are you talking about Columbus the Navigator or Columbus the Pirate?" β
The pirate was stunned: "Of course he is a great navigator, of course he is also an adventurer, Columbus went to sea to find gold, in this sense, is there a difference with pirates?" β
Brother Badou was speechless by his question, only nodding, at this time, the other pirates also reacted, threw away the weapons on their bodies, and began to express their attitudes: "Sir, we are also willing to follow your side." In the end, even Hassan no longer hesitated, threw his weapon on the deck as well, and then stood firmly behind Badou Ge.
The fake pirates took in a bunch of real pirates, what was going on - the fat man didn't think things would turn out the way they were, he just wanted to show his hands and scare the pirates and make them retreat, and it seemed that the shock was a little too much.
At this time, Li Xiaoman walked up to the fat man, and the two began to talk in Chinese. In Li Xiaoman's opinion, it is more meaningful to make these pirates reform than to put them in prison.
Brother Badou couldn't help but scratch his head a little, the key is how to settle these guys, they can't be brought back to China; And these pirates don't seem to have much ability except for robbery, so they can't raise a bunch of idle food, and the landlord's family doesn't have so much surplus food!
"Perhaps, we can ask them to join the salvage team of Nanyang Shipping?" Old Jack saw the fat man's difficulty, so he kindly came over to help the staff officer. Unexpectedly, the fat man sniffed twice. Then he snatched the wine glass from Old Jack's hand: "Wow." Dare to break the ring. Who is so bold to pour you wine! β
Old Jack stretched out his hand and pointed at the monkey handsome, and then lay down directly on the deck, and he had not drunk for a long time, but he was too drunk.
The fat man is so angry, he can't run if he wants to run now, and he wants to settle accounts with Monkey Xiaoshuai, but the little monkey is also a monkey spirit. Lie down directly next to Old Jack.
"You-" The fat man had nowhere to spread his fire, so he could only turn to Hassan, "in this case, I have a salvage team dedicated to salvaging shipwrecks in the sea, and if you don't dislike it, go there and work first." Although it doesn't earn much, it's definitely no problem to support your family. β
The men looked at each other, and then Harris spread his hands, "If we had a family, we wouldn't be piratesβ"
Seeing these people, their faces were gloomy. Presumably they all have their own unbearable pasts, and Brother Badou couldn't help but nod: It's not easy to live. I'll just do a good deed and co-opt these pirates. However, it is obviously more troublesome for so many people to get to Hong Kong Island, and the best way is to let them stay here and set up a branch, you know, on the east and west coasts of Africa, there are not a few shipwrecks of colonists back then, and most of the ships transported in them are gold. For example, place names are called Gold Coast.
And just now, when the fat man went to the sea to salvage the rifle, he accidentally found a layer of golden sand under the sand layer. At first, I thought it was a gold mine, but when I cleaned up the sediment on the top, I found that the gold content of the sand below was extremely high, and it was obvious that it had been mined.
It wasn't until an ancient shipwreck was discovered not far away that it became known that it was a shipwreck that transported gold hundreds of years ago. It's just that I don't have any tools at hand, so I put two shoes out of the hole. This also proves that salvaging the wreck here is also very interesting.
After explaining the situation to Hassan and the others, this group of people looked embarrassed one by one, and the main reason was that the island group was ruthless, and if they learned of their betrayal, they would definitely be wiped out.
"Then solve this problem." The fat man looked at Li Xiaoman and nodded when he saw her. In fact, Somali pirates have always been hated. It is only because of various interests that there is no large-scale encirclement and suppression.
Soon, the father and mother discussed an approximation, but because Captain Jack had drunk too much, no one sailed the boat, so they could only wait for him to sleep until he woke up naturally.
When he had nothing to do, the fat man took two canvas pockets and entered the sea for the second time, saying that he would come back with some gold. Hassan and the others were full of envy: listen to the words used by others, and take them is the same as taking things from your own home!
In fact, Brother Badou did this to strengthen the confidence of these people, after all, they had a disgraceful history.
"Boss, shall I try it with you?" Harris was envious of the fat man's abilities.
"If you can hold in the water for half an hour, I'll take you down." The fat man glanced at the second goods, wanting to find death.
Harris still not dead: "Boss, how did you do it, just teach me-"
Brother Badou glared at him again: "Chinesekungfu, Chinese kung fu knows, there is a kind of turtle breath gong in it, which can hold your breath for a long time." "After all, this matter can't be hidden from people in the future, let's use it to fool foreigners first, anyway, the fat man is also so foolish to Old Jack, and the name of Chinese kung fu is relatively loud, and foreigners really believe it.
This Harris is really dead-eyed, and his mouth is shouting to learn kungfu. As a result, the fat man also kicked him lightly on the ass like Hassan: "This is to practice Tongzi Gong, that is to say, you have to be a virgin to practice, can you do it?" β
Harriston turned into a bitter gourd face, and he usually looks for prostitutes ~ women, it seems that he can't practice Chinese kung fu. After the fat man solved this second goods, he plunged into the sea, leaving those pirates who had been recruited, looking at the sea with his eyes distracted-
Before Captain Jack woke up, Brother Badou came back with two bulging bags. Seeing this, Harris hurriedly went up to answer it. But when the fat man threw one of the bags into his arms, the goods sat directly on the deck, with a large bag pressed on his belly, and only screamed - half a bag of golden sand, at least more than 300 pounds, his small physique could not hold it at all. (To be continued......)