Chapter 309: Cheers to the Sea
The speedboat was speeding on the sea, and soon approached the Old Man, standing on the deck, you could clearly see the figures on the speedboat, as well as the heavy machine guns they were carrying, and even the bazookas they carried on their shoulders, as well as their arrogant faces. They all wore turbans, and their dark faces revealed a bit of tyranny, and they were not good at first glance.
Since the weapons in the opponent's hands can already pose a threat to the cruise ship, Captain Jack can only stop the ship. Because there are only fire hoses on the cruise ship, it is barely a long-range weapon, and it cannot compete with the other party.
On the speedboat flying the skull flag, as the "young marshal" of this fleet, Hassan was not excited. In the past, most of them were freighters, and occasionally oil tankers transporting oil could take hostages and extort money, but the oil and water were not too large. And there is a cruise ship in front of me, although it doesn't look like a top-level luxury cruise ship, but if you can afford to play an oil tanker, it must be a big fat sheep!
However, Hassan is also an experienced old pirate who begs for a life at sea all year round, and in addition to his excitement, he can't help but have some doubts in his heart: this is the Gulf of Aden, and the whole world knows that this place is the pirate's lair, why does this cruise ship dare to swagger on the sea, is it a bait?
In the recent stage, because piracy has become rampant, many international powers have organized fleets to try to encircle and suppress pirates. So, Hassan took out his satellite phone and contacted his nearby companions for a while, and after making sure that there were no warships within a radius of several hundred nautical miles, he was completely reassured.
At the sound of the order, the speedboat engaged the cruise ship, and a dozen pirates skilfully climbed onto the deck of the yacht. Then set up the weapon. Hassan then appeared on the scene. In half-baked English, he shouted: "We are the So~Mali marines." Who of you is in charge, stand up and speak! β
Although they are pirates, they claim to be marines to the outside world. Anyway, for this poor and chaotic country, which is basically semi-paralyzed, you just say that you are the Wehrmacht and no one cares.
One of Hassan's subordinates also shouted: "If you enter our waters without the permission of our marines, you must pay a certain fee, and if you don't pay $1 million now." We'll detain people and ships! β
In business on weekdays, he pretends to be a wicked person and asks for money, but unexpectedly, he just asked for a price, and before the other party could repay the money on the spot, he was kicked by Hassan behind him. This guy suddenly realized, 1 million US dollars, this is a bit of a lion's mouth, so he got up again and roared: "Then pay 100,000 US dollars!" β
Hassan really wanted to kick this bastard into the sea, such a big fat sheep. If you don't squeeze out tens of millions, you're sorry for the noble title of pirate!
Poof. There was a sneer from the other side, and it turned out to be Brother Badou who couldn't help but laugh: Is this pirate also quite funny?
So he carried the monkey Xiaoshuai on his shoulder, reached out and touched a black blindfold on his left eye, walked up to Hassan, took off the tricorne hat on his head, and slightly agreed: "I didn't expect to meet my peers here, friends, sit down and drink a glass of rum together." β
After speaking, he snapped his fingers behind him, only to see the voice of tuk tuk coming, and then, old Jack, in a tattered sailor suit, limped over. I don't know when the right leg has been replaced by a thick wooden leg. The wooden legs were dotted on the deck, making a tuk-tuk sound, and with each sound, it seemed that the pirates who boarded the cruise ship felt a tremble in their hearts.
"Friend, according to the ancient pirate contract, if you are lucky enough to meet a companion on the sea, then you must drink a glass of rum that represents friendship." The fat man put on a big grin, patted the monkey on the shoulder, and the little monkey immediately jumped down, then opened the bottle, poured the golden rum into two glasses, and handed the fat man and Hassan respectively.
"Cheers to the seaβ" the fat man gestured as he lifted his glass.
Hassan on the other side was stupid, he didn't understand what the situation was, and he felt like a bandit meeting a regular army.
Professional, look at the people, it's just too professional, whether it's the dress, or the action, even the blindfold and wooden legs are so handsome, quite pirate ancient style. Even this little monkey is well-trained, listen to those long pirate history, every outstanding pirate senior, don't they all have a parrot on their shoulders or a monkey squatting?
Look at your subordinates, although the weapons are also advanced, they don't look like pirates.
A strong sense of frustration welled up in Hassan's heart, and at that moment, the old wooden-legged pirate was heard singing an old melodic ballad in his hoarse voice. The people listened quietly, and for a moment only the desolate song echoed on the side of the ship: "We are pirates, fierce pirates, with a bottle of wine in our left hand and a treasure in our right hand - we are pirates, pirates who are free and easy, under the guidance of the skull flag, toiling for survival - we are pirates, pirates without tomorrow, who never end, pirates floating on the seven seas......"
Hassan almost knelt down: what is a profession, this is what people call professionalism, even if they can receive a ransom of 100 million US dollars a day, they can only be ashamed of themselves in front of this group of seniors. Because they only recognize money, and this gang of seniors has inherited the spirit of pirates!
"Cheers, friend, may the skull flag fly in the sky forever." Brother Badou drank the wine glass in his hand, and then looked at Hassan happily.
"Cheers, cheers, may the Skull Banner fly in the sky forever!" Hassan came to his senses, and he was so excited that he spilled most of the rum in his hand.
Excited, excited, Hassan's excitement in his heart was simply incomprehensible, if it weren't for the commander's ruthlessness, he really wanted to directly follow the pirate predecessors in front of him.
However, since we were able to meet on the sea, it was a great opportunity, and Hassan decided to understand that even if he learned a little bit of the demeanor of his predecessors, it would be worth the trip. As for any robbery and the like, he had long been thrown into the Mariana Trench.
How did he know that Brother Badou and they were just pretending there. After encountering pirates, Captain Jack also panicked and hurriedly asked Brother Badou for instructions. And the fat man knew that Old Jack usually admired pirates very much, and even got a lot of equipment, because when he was bored before, Old Jack took it out and dressed it up.
So, the fat man and they were busy dressing up, and as for Old Jack's wooden leg, of course, it was Li Xiaoman's masterpiece. Not to mention, it works well, scaring those real pirates into a daze. The main thing is Old Jack's pirate song, which is so delicious.
"Senior, I will also toast youβ" Hassan took the bottle and poured a glass for the fat man and old Jack, and then saw that the little monkey also took a small wine cup, handed it to him, and filled it too.
Monkey Xiaoshuai has seen an increase in alcohol consumption recently, mainly during the tribal assembly, and has been influenced by the Black Iron Tower every day. It drained the rum from the cup in one gulp, then bared its teeth and flashed the bottom of the glass at Hassan.
Powerful, worthy of being a pirate's pet - Hassan calmed down his excitement and drank it all with his hands in his glass: "It is a great honor for me to have the honor to listen to the teachings of several seniors today, and I also ask the seniors to give me advice, if I can learn a trace of the style of my predecessors, I will definitely be used for life." β
Hearing him say this, Brother Badou couldn't help but want to laugh in his heart: I really want to play a little big, I haven't been a pirate, what can I teach you?
Old Jack was a bit of a play, and he put the glass in his hand heavily on the deck: "Young people nowadays are becoming more and more disobedient, and they have lost all the glorious traditions of pirates. As a glorious pirate, he always pursues a heart that yearns for freedom, but it is sad to see that the current descendants have completely become slaves to money! β
Looking at his appearance, he really looked like an old-timer lamenting the declining world, so the fat man could only hold back a smile and nod vigorously.
And Hassan and the others also stood with their hands down like elementary school students, nodding along with the fat man. Hassan, in particular, still showed an extremely ashamed look on his face, because what he did was the kind of pirate who had fallen in the mouth of the old-timers.
It wasn't until the fat man coughed twice that Old Jack had enough of the pirate seniors' addiction, and then waved his hand at Hassan and the others: "Don't do this kind of robbery and extortion in the future." β
The funny pirate just now endured it for a long time and finally couldn't hold back, and asked cautiously: "Senior, if pirates don't rob, then what will we rely on to live in the future?" β
Of course, Captain Jack couldn't answer his question, and could only look at the vast sea: "The sea is pregnant with countless treasuresβ"
The fat man saw that Old Jack was poor, and he was really worried that he would show his stuffing, so he took over the conversation: "Friend, if you want to become a qualified pirate, you must first practice a good skill." β
Tease the pirate to shake the rifle in his hand: "My marksmanship is the best!" β
"We are pirates, not soldiers." The fat man shook his head, suddenly made a move, and when the funny pirate reacted, the rifle in his hand had already reached the hand of Brother Badou, only to see him fiddle twice, and then swish, threw the rifle far away, and fell into the sea.
My guns are a bit of a rush compared to pirates, and most of the money they extort has to be handed over, so it's so easy to get a weapon.
The fat man stretched out his hand and pointed: "Which of you can go down and get the gun up-"
The pirates looked at each other, they really didn't have the ability to do it. And with the weight of a rifle, the speed of sinking must be extremely fast, and when you jump into the sea, I am afraid that it has sunk to the bottom of the sea, and this sea area is several hundred meters deep, how to salvage?
"You're too bad, so let's show you what a real pirate is today!" The fat man also deliberately tried to convince these vicious pirates, he didn't want to be a hostage in the pirate's den.
So he walked to the side of the boat, reached out and took off the blindfold, and threw it to the monkey Xiaoshuai next to him. The little monkey was not polite, and after two strokes, he put the blindfold on his head.
Brother Badou turned around and winked at Hassan and the others, and then jumped into the sea.
Fake--Seeing the fat man's intact eyes, the pirates can't help but mess in the sea breeze-(To be continued......)