"I've said that don't sell cuteness when you're old!"

"I said I'd shoot you to death!"

The conversation between Ling Mo and Akuya was so deadlocked, they began to stare at each other widely, and soon Ling Mo was defeated, he really couldn't compare with a god whose skin was thicker, so he had to say weakly:

"I've asked you so much, and you're all saying "this is a forbidden matter" to fool me, so I don't even know what to ask, why isn't Jörmunga as taboo as you?

Forget it, I won't ask, tell me what you can say in your old man's pick, okay?"

Akuya finished eating the QQ candy, threw the bag casually, and said:

"Xiao Lingmo, it's not that I don't want to tell you, it's not that I'm more difficult than Yemengjia, it's that I really can't help it.

Besides, Jörmungård has few taboos to speak because Jörmungård's strength is much stronger than mine, and the things he does are much more important than mine. Huh? What kind of expression do you have? Are you surprised? You don't think that all ninth-level existences are equally strong, right?"

"No, I didn't think so......"

Ling Mo shook his head:

"Just as there is a distinction of strength between the eighth level, it is a matter of course that the ninth level is strong and weak. In fact, just by looking at the size of you and Jörmungad, you can know which of you is stronger. If your form is stronger than Jörmunga, which is thousands of kilometers long, it is too unmagical. ”

"Ahhhh

After praising herself very narcissistically, Akua asked:

"You know this, so what are you surprised about?"

"I'm surprised that you and Jörmungadr are so much stronger than the Golden Fortress and the Shadow of the Firmament, and the strength rankings can be said at will, but the strength rankings of those two guys are "forbidden matters". ”

Ling Mo narrowed his eyes and asked:

"Why is that? Let me guess, is it because the Shadow of the Sky and the Golden Fortress are more important to the Noahfa Continent than the two of you ninth-level existences?"

"Guess, guess hard, guess casually, and if I tell you a word, I will lose. ”

Akua waved her hand very arrogantly, with a look of no surprise that you would come and beat me:

"However, for the sake of your guessing so hard and so thirsty for knowledge, I can give you a piece of information for a fee, do you want to hear it?"

There was no hurry to agree, after all, he was facing a super strong true god, Ling Mo asked cautiously:

"Tell me first, what is the paid law?"

"Of course it's to pay tribute to me! Give me tribute! Delicious, good-looking, and fun people don't refuse, do you know that I stay in the temple of the elemental plane every day, and the whole person is bored to death!"

Completely unexpectedly, Akua actually made such a request, and as she spoke, she scratched her head frantically and made a mess of her long, silky aqua blue hair:

"What's going on with my believers, who have nothing but academics, research, and experimentation in their heads?

When they paid tribute to me, they always burned me their latest experimental products and papers, and they couldn't do it seriously! What use do I want from that? I don't understand!

Even if it's the big ball of light, I can still receive some tributes such as pig's head, beef cow's thigh, etc., but I have not eaten a meal of believers for so many years! Why can't they just open their minds and bring me a meal like other god's believers!

I can't think about it, and when I think about it, I feel sad, and I'm too miserable as a god——!."

“......”

After thinking about it, Ling Mo complained:

"Aren't you the goddess of wisdom? You can't read the paper that the believer burned to you?"

"Do you have any misunderstanding of the priesthood of wisdom? It is true that I am a priest of wisdom, but its main function is to speed up the thinking speed of believers, reduce the possibility of believers thinking into misunderstandings, and make believers have a higher chance of having an epiphany occasionally!"

Akua straightened her chest and said with a very spirited cross-legged waist:

"The functions mentioned above are all passive skills of my divinity, not that I boast, my IQ is also swinging around the average line of ordinary people, and my big chest and big brainless are my gods!"

Is there anything to be proud of? And what kind of wisdom are you? might it be better to call the goddess of inspiration or the goddess of "blind cat meets dead mouse"?

Before Ling Mo could say anything, Wayne, who had not spoken for a long time, spoke with a very embarrassed and panicked emotion:

"Honorable God, I, we...... We believers are so stupid that we fail to perceive the true meaning of the great You, not only fail to play the slightest role in front of you, but also repeatedly cause you trouble, which is really terrifying!

Please rest assured, when we go back, we will immediately change the rules of the association, and the main focus will be on changing the prayer ceremony, completely banning the bad habit of burning incense and burning papers, and make it mandatory that no member of the association can pray to the goddess without three dishes and one soup in front of him, and three dishes and one soup during the weekly prayer cannot be the same..."

Ling Mo: "......"

It's the first time I've heard of such an expensive prayer ceremony, you're a black shop, right?!

"Eh, are you going to do that? How embarrassing is that......"

What Ling Mo didn't expect was that the thickness of this goddess Akuya's skin was obviously far beyond that of ordinary people, although her mouth seemed to be prevaricating, but the expression on her face with a smile had already betrayed her deeply. What's even more laughable is that after a few seconds, Akuya hesitated again:

"That...... Lovely believer, I don't like staple food very much, can you ......"

"Of course, of course. ”

Wayne heard the song and knew the meaning of the song, and said very respectfully:

The new Bible still stipulates that it is more appropriate to offer four kinds of snacks during prayer, and believers are obliged to count the speed of consumption of each snack, and give priority to replenishing the fastest consumed snack in the next prayer.

Look, Lord God...... Is that still appropriate?"

Akua laughed so hard that the corners of her mouth were almost at the root of her ears, and she pointed at Wayne and said happily:

"You...... Very nice!"

Complimented, Wayne replied with excitement and joy:

"Lord God praises you, this is what your most loyal believers should do!"

Looking at Wayne's sincere and frightened look, Ling Mo finally couldn't help it:

"Hey, hey, hey, your god is so virtuous, why do you still look like a devout disciple? Don't you feel disillusioned when she's like this?"

"What's wrong with the god Akua now?"

Wayne turned his head to look at Ling Mo and asked suspiciously:

"Master, what do you think she should look like?"

Ling Mo was speechless for a while, a few words flashed through his mind, but he didn't know how to speak, but Wayne quickly guessed what he meant, and couldn't help laughing:

"I see, what Master means is that Akuya's gods shouldn't be so close to the people and so kind, but should be more holy, solemn, and high, right?"

Seeing Ling Mo nodded, Wayne sneered:

"That kind of thing full of inferior rituals is only liked by cults and false gods, and true gods don't disdain to play that game.

Only fake things need to be window dressing with things that seem solemn and solemn, but are actually impersonal and dehumanizing, otherwise it is not enough to coax believers into believing that those false gods have the power of God.

However, God is God, and in the Noahfa continent, God is objectively existing and part of the objective law, whether you accept it or not, God is like this.

As long as you believe in the god Akuya, you will get a mental acceleration ranging from 20% to 100%, and when your mind is abnormal and you are about to go crazy, you will get a strong dispelling almost 100% and make people's spirits return to normal. Not to mention the most precious and irregular "inspiration"! Master, you should understand how domineering this ability is, right? You Tao is a genius with 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, but without that 1% inspiration, all the efforts behind it are worthless.

For us scholars, as long as Akuya can still bring us inspiration, not to mention that she is not a goddess, not to mention that she wants to have a snack, even if she wants the moon in the sky, we will continue to believe in her unwaveringly, and find a way to help her pluck the moon and kick it as a ball!"

Ling Mo was speechless, comparing his heart to his heart, if there is such a god, if he believes in her, he can get a 30% increase in strength and a 30% bonus in critical hits, then he must have a firm belief and a solid belief in life and death, if he thinks about it, it really doesn't matter what kind of image a true god like Akua can really bring benefits to people.

On the other side, Akuya, who was blown by Wayne's righteous words, blew her eyebrows and smiled, and her nose was cocked, she coughed lightly, and after attracting the attention of Ling Mo and Wayne, she said:

"I really didn't expect that in the hearts of our own believers, we are so tall and majestic worthy of reverence, I couldn't receive a single tribute before, and I thought that my believers didn't love me.

As the first believer to let me know that I am loved, I feel that I should be rewarded, and I should say it while my strength is not yet dissipated and I can pass through the wall of sighs, what do you want me to reward you?"

She didn't hesitate at all, her little hand touched her pocket, and she found a Poké Ball with a button in the middle of the red and white bottom, and her right hand gently touched it, and her left hand turned the cap back 180 degrees that she didn't know when, and then threw the Poké Ball outward, and said softly:

"It's up to you! Come out, Dilumon——!"

The Poké Ball opened up from the middle, and a strong light flashed out of it, smashing down to the ground in a broken line, and with the continuous wriggling of the strong light, a beautiful cat with a snow-white body and only a purple tip of the ears and tail appeared in front of everyone!

This white cat is different from ordinary cats, first of all, it walks upright on both feet, and secondly, she looks very cute, with a big head, big eyes, and a cartoonish atmosphere all over her body, Ling Mo, who has read all the monsters in the world, is very sure that this image cannot be a natural evolution, it is definitely artificially designed and manufactured! Although the whole is very much like a life, as long as you look closely at the eyes of this cat, you can see a little dull, turbid, not like a living thing.

Ling Mo's expression almost collapsed, he pointed at the cat and asked Wayne:

"You're not going to tell me that this cat is your magic puppet, are you? What about a "human" doll where does this cat look like a human? Just because it can walk upright? And don't you all have to design Alice to replace humans? Don't you think it's weird that if you succeed, the world will be full of white cats?!"

Wayne's face was slightly red, but he still retorted eloquently:

"Master, I told you that the ideal Alice has the ability to change her own form, isn't it because I am only a little learned, and the skills of making dolls are not up to the mark, and I can't reach that level?

Before my ideal is realized, what's wrong with me designing my magic puppet into my favorite image? This will help me improve my happiness every time I do experiments, and every time I modify the puppet, I will do it on my favorite image, and the happiness level will be increased by 10 stars, okay?"

Ling Mo: "......"

"Is this your half-length puppet? It's pretty good, and I love this cute little creature. ”

Akua on the side interjected:

"Summoning this little one, what do you want me to help you?"

"I want [ ] Akua to enlighten Dilumon with intelligence. ”

Wayne said with some embarrassment:

"I've tried as hard as I can, but I still can't add any intelligence to Dilumon, and its current activities depend on the fragments I injected into it after splitting my own spirit. As you said, God, this Dilumon is not a self-propelled doll at all, but only half of me. ”

"Sometimes, I really admire you, and as a true God, I really have a little bit of pride in you believers. ”

Since her appearance, Akuya's expression has finally become serious for once:

"You are working towards an almost impossible goal, and in order to achieve that little hope in your hearts, you are constantly splitting your own spirits, trying to use your souls to awaken the instinctive consciousness of your puppets. You've even turned schizophrenia into an active skill in your constant attempts......

I don't know if what I'm going to do next is going to be right, whether it's going to lead you in the wrong direction. But in return for you lovely believers, I decided to take a risk:

Look at it, and feel with your heart how God gives aura to the dead!"

After saying this, Akuya's phantom exploded directly, and a very rare little bit of starlight slowly merged into Dilumon's body!

Under Wayne's nervous gaze, Dilumon first looked dazed for a while, then sat down on its own, and after a soft meow, it raised one hind leg, buried its head, stuck out its tongue, and began to lick its own **!