Wayne: "O_o!!"

Seeing Wayne's expression broken and speechless, Ling Mo could understand her current mood very well, anyone who saw the puppet she regarded as the pearl of her palm suddenly did such an indecent thing in front of the public, and there was no shame, she would be hit strongly. After thinking about it, Ling Mo twitched the corners of his mouth and comforted:

"What's that...... Vayne, don't worry too much, in fact, cats have always been very clean, and cats spend at least two-thirds of the day cleaning their bodies when they are awake, that is, licking and licking everywhere with their little barbed tongues. You should be able to understand it, right? That kind of key part must be the most important thing for cat cleaning......"

"How could I not care?!!"

Ling Mo's voice woke Wayne from her stiffness, she jumped up suddenly, and very excitedly pointed at Dilumon, who was still doing indecent things, and said incoherently in an incoherent tone:

"Do you see it?!, my Dilumon, my Dilumon, it has its own instinctive reaction! Do you know what a great leap it is?!

You must know that before this, unless I give instructions or hints to my own split spirit body, Dilumon is like a figure, it is simply motionless, let alone grooming and cleaning my own body!

This is great, this is great! Lord Akuya, you are so great, I will believe in you for 10,000 years, until the end of the world!!By the way, I will hurry up and pray, and hurry up and pay tribute to Lord Akuya, delicious snacks for Lord Akuya......"

Ling Mo: "??!"

Dare you not because of shame, but because you are so happy and excited that your brain is blank!!

Wayne said just do it, she took out a small boxy offering table as quickly as possible, hurriedly lit four candles and three incense, put a few plates of seasonal fruits, and then put a bag of spicy strips, a bag of jelly, a bag of shrimp crackers, and a box of Caidi rolls in the center of the table, then closed her eyes and knelt on one knee, and prayed sincerely:

"Great and huge, beautiful and lovely, white and tall Goddess Akuya:

Thank you for bringing another spark of inspiration to the research work of this wonderful world;

Thank you for blazing a new trail for us on the battlefield of the future;

I would like to dedicate all I have to you, in exchange for you to polish my eyes to observe the world and enlighten my soul that yearns for the unknown;

You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth, I only love you, YOU ARE MY SUPER STAR~!

YOU DOMINATE, I WORSHIP, THERE IS NO BETTER WAY, I ONLY LOVE YOU, YOU ARE MY SUPER STAR~!"

Ling Mo & Koga Ninja Frog: "......"

What the hell is going on with you guys from the Demon Dao Scholars Association, saying good prayers, why do you start singing without saying a word?!

Ling Mo was embarrassed by the thunder, and Akuya herself was not comfortable, her slightly helpless voice sounded ethereal from all directions:

"My dear dear, I am glad that you praise me so much. But seriously, except for the first sentence, your prayers should really be changed, especially the song at the back, which has not been changed for thousands of years, and you can't get tired of singing it, I have heard it all and vomited......

In addition, I strongly condemn the inclusion of hymn singing in prayer, and I don't know which brain-dead person originally came up with this program, but it's okay like you, at least it sounds good to sing, do you know what it's like to listen to a believer with a five-tone male duck voice singing hymns? I can't wait to damn him on the spot!!"

“......”

Wiping the cold sweat on his head, Wayne said embarrassedly:

"Change, change, change, change! As soon as the Lord God opens his mouth, we can change anything!"

"Okay, don't force believers to sing to me in the future!

In addition, I was in too much of a hurry just now, and I forgot to talk about a little thing...... Huh, this color roll is quite delicious...... Chew chew chew. ”

After a click that resembled a hamster eating melon seeds, Akuya's voice rang out, apparently filling her mouth:

"Before leaving, I forgot to give you a revelation, and now I will give me an oracle:

Fengtian carrier, Akuya edict, with the mainland calendar 21...... 21...... This year is the past few years, I have lived too long and I am not too sensitive to time, forget it, just from now on, within seven days, all senior and above members of the Demon Dao Scholars Association should all go to the 135 area of the Molten City, find the twenty-ninth "Eccentric" title winner Mercury Lamp, obtain the Philosopher's Stone in her hand, and safely take it out of the Molten City.

Rest assured, I've already said hello to the Golden Fortress, and when you enter, the Molten City will not focus on making it difficult for you, but will only retain the regular vigilance force. But when you come out, you will be surrounded by areas 134, 135, 136, 139, 152, 178, 182, and 188.

Good luck...... Hmm, these shrimp crackers are pretty good, too...... That's it, hang up first!"

After a click, there were a few busy sounds in the air, and Akuya's breath disappeared, and at the same time, the snacks and fruits on the table disappeared, and the vegetables were not touched at all, especially the green peppers and coriander, which were swept to the ground, fully expressing the goddess's disgust for this.

"Your Demon Dao Scholars Association, your usual prayers, are all in such a painting style?"

Ling Mo asked with some pain:

"Also, don't you think the oracle issued by your goddess is a bit informal?"

"An oracle is an oracle only because it comes from the mouth of God, and it doesn't matter what the form is, the key is to be clear.

As far as I know, apart from our association, the power of the true gods of any other sect is not enough, and those weak chicken gods will have serious distortion when they break through the "wall of sighs" of the elemental plane and transmit oracles to the main material plane. When the signal is good, the clergy hear broken words, and when the signal is bad, they simply whisper like a dream.

The most fucked up thing is that as a devout clergyman, he also has to extract valuable information from these whispers as an oracle, and then use this as a program to direct the believers below to do things.

Hey, if you can read this accurately, you're going to have a ghost!

In our association, I don't know how many cultists have recorded the deeds of each other thinking that the other party is a heretic because of their different interpretations of the oracle, and then beating each other's dog brains, which can laugh off people's big teeth.

In contrast, the oracle of our Demon Dao Scholars Association is so clear, there is no possibility of misunderstanding, and it does not leave any room for people with ulterior motives to use, isn't it enough to reflect the greatness of Akuya's gods, as well as the superiority and advanced nature of our association's organization?"

I always feel that if Zero hadn't turned into an egg at this time, just hearing that weak chicken god, he would have been able to tear up with Wayne on the spot...... Suddenly, I want to see that scene, do you?

Ling Mo was thinking about these things in his mind, and he didn't say anything for a while, Wayne thought that he had acquiesced to his statement, and couldn't help but continue to show off excitedly:

"Master, since your debut, you have been relying on your own iron fists, and you don't even have a backstage organization, let alone believe in any gods, so you don't know much about the operation mode of a religious organization like ours.

You can't imagine that Akuya's pro-people, even a little earthy way of speaking, is what we, the believers, took the initiative to ask her to do!"

"Oh?

Ling Mo suddenly became interested:

"Why? Isn't this Akuya's bad taste, but something deep in it?"

"Of course! Not only does it have a deep meaning, but there is also a history of blood and tears hidden in it!"

Wayne patiently explained:

"Master, you should be able to understand that a true God, her words and deeds, and even every word she says, have a great influence on believers, and to some extent can be called a truth-like existence.

Thousands of years ago, in the feudal period when human civilization was just established, our association had just been revived, and mankind as a whole was still relatively ignorant, Akuya's divine speech was also very powerful and lofty.

The turning point came more than 900 years ago, when a president prayed to Akuya, who raised his deep confusion with him:

She discovered that life is made up of many small things that cannot be seen by the eye, so she asks if these little things are the origin of life.

Due to the vastly different powers of the eyes, the "what the eyes can't see" that the president said is actually a large "cell", and the "eye can't see" that Akuya thought was a certain origin substance that was prevalent in cells, so he casually told the president that yes, life originates from "source matter".

For more than 100 years, our association has thought that the cell is the most basic structural unit of life, the "source of biomass", and has not been dismantled downward.

The most terrifying thing is that in the long past hundred years, there have been many technologists who have actually discovered the secondary structure of cells and tried to make it public, but because Akua said "personally" that the cell is the most basic unit of life, these technocrats are regarded as heretics and blasphemers one by one, and they are frantically persecuted by the fanatical believers in the association!

It wasn't until one hundred and twenty-seven years later that the next generation president succeeded in establishing a link with the god Akua by chance, and this misunderstanding was solved, but unfortunately, those hundreds of pioneers would never survive, and the lost time of more than 100 years could not be recovered.

In order to prevent such accidents from happening, we implore Akua to change the way she speaks appropriately and to convey her meaning with words and sentences that are as unambiguous as possible.

Akua also felt very sorry for this undeserved tragedy, and after she readily admitted her mistake, she agreed to our request and began to work hard to change herself, and since then, she has never spoken such an unclear high-end word as "Origin Essence", and the words have gradually increased. Due to the IQ of Akuya's gods...... I mean, the brain is not very ...... Ahem, just understand the meaning, she doesn't know what weird knowledge she has been affected by, and it has gradually become the current comic attribute. ”

Ling Mo: "......"

It turns out that you yourselves think that your God is a joke!

Although he complained so much in his heart, Ling Mo had to admit that this way of speaking was indeed a good way, and believers might fight to defend the word "source essence" that God said, and it was impossible for him to fight for words like "what is in that little group", right?

Thinking of this, Ling Mo's heart greatly changed his opinion of Akuya, and even a trace of admiration emerged:

As a ninth-level existence, with the power of "picking up the stars with his hands" like Jörmungad, human beings are probably just ants in Akuya's eyes. However, because of the death of a little ant, she did not hesitate to admit her mistake, and in order not to have similar incidents and to die less ants, she tried to restrain herself and change herself, and did not hesitate to turn herself into a comic.

What a great spirit this is!

Ling Mo thought to himself, even if he used his heart to switch places with Akuya, he might not necessarily do as well as Akuya, and in the face of such a true god, he felt that he should still respect it.

Slowly giving Wayne a thumbs up, Ling Mo praised sincerely:

"Although your Demon Dao Scholars Association is a cult, this Goddess Akua is indeed the most qualified and excellent god I have ever seen in my life!

To be honest, if your association continues to carry out that seeping Alice project, then I don't think you really deserve to believe in her.

Hurry up and turn things around, what are you doing with human affairs? What's the point of smearing Akuya's face?"

"Whether our actions are meaningful or not, it will naturally be revealed on the abyss battlefield in ten days, and you don't have to rush to persuade me, Master. ”

Unwilling to talk about this with Ling Mo, Wayne changed the subject and said:

"Master, you have also heard, the god Akua has issued an oracle, clearly pointing out that the mercury lamp predecessor is in the hands of the philosopher's stone, and asking all the senior members to go to the Molten City, as a believer, I can't refuse at all.

Do you want to go with you? If you don't want to, can you let my apprentice go for a while? Don't worry, after I return triumphantly from the Molten City, I will continue to support your old man and help you promote martial arts!"

"Since it's really the Philosopher's Stone, I'm definitely going to the Molten City. Not to mention anything else, at least we can't let such a precious thing fall into the hands of you cultists, otherwise we may not be able to make a lot of trouble.

I will go with you, but not as a master, but as a competitor. ”

After Ling Mo finished speaking, he turned his head, looked in the direction of the Molten City, and sighed lightly:

Mercury lamp, I'm coming, are you ready?

This time, it's not a spanking, you can get through the cute.

(PS: Happy Valentine's Day!) I don't think you have anything to be happy about, but let's be polite and polite.) By the way, since the spread of this disease, there has been less going out, and Xiao Hei has been happy many times, hehe. ）