Chapter Eighty-Five: The Headmaster
Brother Badou quickly understood the general situation clearly, the guy who was bitten by Rhubarb was Hu Xuefeng, the principal of a primary school, and this woman was a new teacher under Principal Hu, named Chen Xue.
The rest of the things are simple, Principal Hu Xuefeng saw that Chen Xue looked pure and sweet, so he took her to the grove under the pretext of talking about work, and then changed from talking about work to talking about feelings. After being rejected by Chen Xue, this guy was so bold that he tried to ** Chen Xue, but was bumped into by Brother Badou.
After listening to Chen Xue's brief explanation of the general situation, the fat man patted the big yellow hairy head: "You guy is not civilized at all, wait a while and ask Principal Hu to educate you well." After speaking, he looked at Hu Xuefeng, whose wailing voice was getting weaker and weaker, and said: "Principal Hu, don't mind, Rhubarb has no culture and knowledge, so it has no morality, it is white and clothed in a dog's skin."
Chen Xue's eyes widened, and she looked at this chubby guy with a smile: It's all at this time, he still has the heart to hit people, Principal Hu is really unlucky when he touches him-
"What's going on?" Li Xiaoman finally ran over out of breath, looked at the situation in front of him, and basically understood the general situation, and quickly took out the phone and started calling the police, and at the same time asked them to bring an ambulance over.
Brother Badou scratched the back of his head: "It seems to have a lot of blood, if you can't stop it, I guess you won't be able to wait for the ambulance to come - I haven't learned to bandage, the two ladies should be good at this, right?" ”
The little steamed bun glared at him fiercely, and Chen Xue was so ashamed that her face was flushed, and they would also bandage the wounds, but unfortunately Principal Hu was so injured that it was too bad, and of course the two girls were embarrassed to make a move.
"It's okay, it seems to have been bitten by rhubarb—" Brother Badou was still carrying out ideological mobilization work on the side, and then he was stepped on the tip of his toe by the little steamed bun, and he gasped hard.
At this time, Hu Xuefeng's hoarse and painful voice came from the ground: "Help—"
Brother Badou also thinks it's almost the same, this principal doesn't know much about his body, don't make a fuss, although this guy deserves it, but he can't let him bleed too much and die.
Brother Badou made a move, and soon the bleeding gradually stopped. Li Xiaoman asked Badou to carry Hu Xuefeng out of the grove and wait for the ambulance on the road, and the three babies heard that Brother Badou called the injured uncle "principal", and they all greeted honestly and in a proper manner, "Good principal", in their minds, the principal and the principal of the kindergarten are the most respectable people.
The rogue headmaster had been in a coma because of extreme fear just now, but now in the face of three pairs of clear eyes, hearing the greeting that made him extremely embarrassed, he finally rolled his eyes and fainted.
"Daddy, Headmaster, he-" Sorghum looked a little puzzled.
Of course, Brother Badou would not let the innocent hearts of the babies be tarnished, and he said twice: "He is excited-you watch TV, don't you often see someone fainting happily?" ”
The three babies looked at him and grabbed the back of their heads, and they were a little untrustworthy in their hearts. Fortunately, at this time, the whistling sound of police cars and ambulances came, which was considered to have relieved Brother Badou.
The police first lifted the rogue principal into an ambulance and escorted him to the hospital, while the remaining few stayed behind to investigate the scene and inquire about the case. When the work was done, it was getting dark. At this time, a policeman's phone rang, and when he picked it up, it was a colleague who had just gone to the hospital calling, asking them to search for the rogue principal's piece that was bitten off by the big yellow dog, and the hospital said that it was possible to pick it up.
"It seems that I remember that rhubarb was playing with it at the time, and I don't know where it went when I swished - comrade policeman, this guy doesn't know how many girl teachers have played hooliganism, and it would be more worry-free if I couldn't find that thing." Brother Badou recalled the situation at that time, and grinned and argued with the police.
The policemen were also laughed at by him, but they still performed their duties seriously, and searched carefully in the woods, but of course they couldn't find it - the thing had been thrown into a small tree by rhubarb, and it was so leafy that even if the police dog was called to search it, it would probably be in vain.
In the end, even the three babies and Rhubarb got into the police car and went back to the city together, while Brother Badou desperately pedaled the big golden deer and followed behind the police car. After entering the city, someone pointed at the side of the road: "There are really fierce people these days, squeaking and running the police car-"
When passing by Lao Laile, he sent the three babies back to the nursing home first, and Brother Badou touched the beads of sweat on his head: "I'd better just take the police car." ”
Rhubarb was not very interested in the whistling sound of the police car, and wanted to get out of the car with Doudou, but was stopped by Brother Badou: "You want to run away after you get into trouble, no way, go to the police station for interrogation first, it's best to go to the police dog base for training for a few months, see if you are still obedient in the future?" ”
The police looked at the big dog dizzy, although it was a vital part of the case, but they still told it to get out of the car: they are all good at interrogating suspects, but they can't interrogate dogs, and it is estimated that Doudou can do it.
Seeing the fat man sitting in the police car and talking in the vernacular, an old policeman turned his head and said to him happily: "Little comrade, you have to be careful in the future, don't you dog that was released by the palace before, specially made eunuchs-"
Brother Badou's legs clenched involuntarily, and then he said twice: "My rhubarb is usually well-behaved - comrade policeman, you said that I and Rhubarb will not be implicated in this case, don't look back at the rogue principal and bite us again, I can't compensate for that thing?" ”
It is said that once he was bitten by a snake, he was afraid of the well rope for ten years, and Brother Badou is now afraid that this will happen again.
The old policeman smiled again: "It is estimated that the victim will not have any ideas, but his wife may come to you to settle accounts." ”
There was a hehey sound in the carriage, because the car was full of men, so the old policeman couldn't help but be vegetarian, and called Brother Badou to know the people's policeman In addition to Yan Sù's side, he occasionally had a sullen heart.
After making a record from the police station, Brother Badou looked at Chen Xue who was full of tiredness: "Or, Xiaoman and I will send you home?" ”
Chen Xue really needs someone to accompany her now, fright and humiliation are like two mountains, so that she doesn't even have the strength to walk. And with these two witnesses at the scene following, she had to explain to her family, otherwise she would really be a little afraid to face her father who had just retired.
took a taxi to a community called Xinjiayuan, and Chen Xue led Badou Brother and Xiao Steamed Bun home. The door was opened by a little old man, in the summer, still wearing a shirt in his own house, and even the top button was tied.
Sitting on the simple sofa, the little old man glanced at Brother Badou and them with blazing eyes, and saw that Brother Badou was a little panicked, just funny when he broke the school glass when he was a child, and it felt similar to being called by the principal for interrogation.
Chen Xue took out a few bottles of drinks from the refrigerator: "Brother Badou, this is my father, the principal of Youai Primary School in our city, but he just retired from the summer." ”
"Hehe, it's another principal--" Brother Badou didn't have a door on his lips, so he slipped out a sentence, and he was a little embarrassed after speaking: "I didn't mean that, Old Principal Chen is a serious person at a glance-"
Lao Chen stood up and said to Brother Badou with a very stern expression: "You come to my study." With that, he walked to a nearby door with his hands behind his back. And Brother Eight Dou is like a schoolboy who has made a mistake, hanging his head and following behind - no way, he fell into trouble when he was a child, and he trembled when he saw the principal's legs - of course, that rogue principal was definitely an exception.
"Are you doing something to my Xiaoxue-stinky boy, don't you want to get out of this house today" After closing the door, Lao Chen suddenly turned into an angry old lion. V