Chapter Eighty-Four: Spoils of War
Chapter Eighty-Four: Spoils of War
When it was time for dinner, William, dressed in a suit and looking like a dog, also came. In other words, this guy's concept of time is strong, and he must arrive before dinner. Brother Badou hung a big-bellied Maitreya Buddha on him: "This is a gift that Li Xiaonan entrusted me to bring back to you, five hundred pounds-"
William didn't believe the fat man's words, glanced at Li Xiaoman, saw her nodding with a smile, and then asked Brother Badou for the address of Li Xiaonan's school. Brother Badou thought that he was going to give Li Xiaonan a gift in return, so he gave it to him happily. Anyway, this guy has a prominent family, let alone five hundred pounds, even fifty thousand pounds is a small amount of money.
After putting down the chopsticks, it was the sunset, the sunset was full of sky, Li Xiaoman was bored in the old man every day, so he mentioned yì strolling. As a result, Brother Badou was very puzzled by the three babies with him, as well as five dogs and a cat, a black eagle flying in the sky, and Doudou still carrying the penguin bag, all of which were on land, sea and air.
Brother Badou pushed his beloved golden deer, millet sat on the shelf, sorghum led Doudou to run with the dog in front, and the afterglow of the setting sun sprinkled on the silent street, making people feel extremely warm in their hearts.
After walking for a while, he went out of the city, there was a mountain in the distance, and a small forest was nearby, Brother Badou put the big golden deer on the side of the road, put it on the back of a car, and then called the three babies to play on the side of the road, and he took the small steamed buns to the forest to spread.
Of course, Brother Badou prefers to be alone with Li Xiaoman, but he can't leave the three babies behind, and now this is barely a way to get the best of both worlds.
The woods were not deep, the mottled shadows of the trees scattered all over the ground, and occasionally a few birdsongs could be heard: "Wow, crow--"
Li Xiaoman was silent all the way, changing the image of a violent policewoman, and when she heard the crow's cry, she couldn't help but smile. Brother Badou was a little dumbfounded: This smile is really beautiful-
Unconsciously, he pulled Li Xiaoman's little hand, which was soft, very tender and smooth, and then Brother Badou's breathing became a little short, and two blushes gradually appeared on Li Xiaoman's face.
This situation and this scene, how can it not make people's hearts flutter. Brother Badou gently raised Li Xiaoman's hand, and just wanted to say "Hold the hand of the son, grow old with the son", he felt a swish behind him, and then Rhubarb appeared in front of him, and the two front paws fluttered twice on the ground, and he had fun with Brother Badou.
Brother Badou grabbed the back of his head, squatted down and discussed: "Rhubarb, go play with Doudou and them for a while-" Before he finished speaking, Rhubarb's two big paws pounced and directly pressed Brother Badou to the ground, and his big fluffy tail shook vigorously, like a banner of victory.
If you don't give me face in front of my girlfriend, when the time comes, you want to ask me to find you a - Brother Badou came up cautiously, thinking viciously in his heart, at this moment, Rhubarb's body was excited, and two slight and alert whines came out of his mouth.
"There's a situation—" Brother Badou got up from the ground, and then the cat followed Rhubarb; Li Xiaoman also had to follow up to check out of his professional habits, and Brother Badou hurriedly waved his hand to stop her: The injury is not good yet, so don't be strong. Besides, if Brother Badou is uneven, the little steamed bun will definitely be given in vain.
Rhubarb was very obedient, quietly moving forward, gradually, even the fat man's ears heard a little unusual movement, there was the sound of grass and trees shaking, and there was a heavy wheezing during the period, so that the fat man suddenly thought of something, quickly pulled Rhubarb's tail, and said softly: "Withdraw-"
In Brother Badou's mind, this must be the object of conversation, and in such a secluded place, the dry wood fire is burning. Of course, it is also possible that there is a car on the side of the road when the bicycle is parked just now - in short, at this time to this kind of place, it will definitely not be to talk about life and ideals, or don't disturb people's good things.
But Rhubarb is obviously a little disappointed, as the old saying goes, dogs take rats and meddle in their affairs.
turned around and walked a few steps, and saw that Li Xiaoman still quietly followed from behind, and saw that the fat man and Rhubarb were both drooping their heads and walking back, so they leaned into Brother Badou's ear: "What's the situation?" ”
The tips of his hair touched Brother Badou's face, itching, so he said casually: "The situation is very strict, it is estimated that it is a hand-to-hand combat."
Li Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and then he reacted, blushing and twisting two handfuls on the fat man's waist. Seeing that the rhubarb next to him was stunned, he didn't know what was going on, whether he should go up to help.
"Someone—woo-" A woman's call suddenly came from the front.
Brother Badou and Li Xiaoman glanced at each other: This time the situation is really strict-
With a big stride, the fat man ran along with the sound. Rhubarb is also energetic this time, full of energy, and rushes to the front. I saw a man and a woman entangled in the depths of the grove. The man's pants had faded to his ankles, pouting his big ass and struggling to tear off the woman's stockings under him, and with a casual lift, he hung them on the branch next to him.
Hearing the movement on the side, the man turned around, and his face was a middle-aged man in his forties, not only nervous but also excited, and his face turned red.
Seeing someone, he was obviously stunned for a moment, and at this moment, the woman under him finally pulled out a pack of tissues stuffed in her mouth again: "Help, he has to be strong-**I-"
Brother Badou glanced at it, the woman was very young, about early in her twenties, her face was full of horror, but when she saw the fat man, her originally helpless eyes suddenly lit up: "Brother Weiwu, save me-"
Even if she can't help being fat, Brother Badou will definitely come forward to save her. This kind of thing needs the love of ** women, how can there be a bully who is the bow, this is a crime.
So he rushed up in a few steps, raised his foot and kicked on his bare buttocks, and the middle-aged uncle stumbled to the grass. Brother Badou waved his hand: "Rhubarb, you look at him first-"
Rhubarb roared and pounced, opening his mouth to bite. There was a slight problem in its communication with Brother Badou, so that Rhubarb had a little deviation when he implemented the fat man's order, and he moved his mouth directly.
A heart-rending scream completely broke the tranquility of the grove, and Brother Badou couldn't care about the woman anymore, and when he turned around, he saw that the man just now was covering his crotch with both hands, rolling on the ground, and bright red blood dripping from his legs onto the grass.
looked at Rhubarb again, only to see it open its mouth and spit out something on the ground, Brother Badou looked familiar, and said in his mouth: "Rhubarb, you have bitten off the root of someone's life——"
It is estimated that when the rhubarb pounced just now, the target of this thing was particularly obvious, so it became the object of the rhubarb's mouth.
Rhubarb became even more excited when he saw the blood, and picked up the trophy on the ground and shook it twice in his mouth, which dogs like to do. Then he threw the loot hard and flew away.
Brother Badou scratched the back of his head, and also felt that this matter was a bit tricky. At this time, the woman had simply tidied up her clothes and walked behind the fat man, and when she saw the man rolling and howling on the ground, she was so frightened that she grabbed the fat man's arm: "Hu-principal, he, he's okay-"
The fat man scratched his head again: "It's not a big deal, it's just that the parts are missing-this guy is still the principal, so you're-" M