In the early morning, the sting woke up before the alarm clock thought, and held his head before his eyes opened. I haven't slept well all night with my brain buzzing, as if I was in the center of a control, and there was an electronic sound of drip~drip~ all the time. It's like dreaming of the countdown to the rocket launch, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... In an instant, countless fist-sized small black balls were launched, and the small balls dragged their long flame tails like meteors across people's eyes and disappeared into the depths of the stars.

No matter how beautiful the dream is, it feels really uncomfortable to be dizzy now. Startled rolled around the bed a few more times with his head in his hands, and didn't get up until he heard the pony get up and wash.

She slowly got up and went to the closet to dig out the clothes she was going to wear today, and put it on her head in a daze, but the place where she wore it to her chest stuck and couldn't pull it. Shocked looked in the mirror and wailed: "Mom, why are the clothes so small, and you can't let people live." "I had to find another one to replace the one on my body.

After getting dressed, he stood in front of the mirror and raised his fat fist, gritted his teeth and swore an oath that he had made eight hundred years ago, shouting the slogan that he had to shout countless times every day: "I want to lose weight, lose weight, lose weight~~~~~~~~~~~~ old lady will not eat today!" Be sure to lose weight! ”

After shouting the slogan, Shocking puts down his fat fist in satisfaction, and prepares to wash up and let the pony bring an egg cake for breakfast.

As a result, before she could turn around, she remembered the drip~drip~ sound in her dream again.

He turned his head in shock, but there was nothing beside him, but the sound seemed to be ringing in his ears. When he was stunned and uncertain, Didi's voice stopped, and a one-by-one voice remembered: "What do you want to do most is lose weight?" ”

"Damn~~~~ Hell!!" Stunned, he turned his head and tried to run out of the door, but he hit his head in the mirror.

The pony packed up and was about to ask the stinger if he wanted to bring breakfast, but he heard the rebellion in the sting's room, first with a bang~~, then with a bang, and then with a bang, like a broken sound, and the sound of a sting.

She hurriedly knocked on the door of the sting: "Sting, what's wrong?" What's wrong with you? After saying that, she tried to unscrew the doorknob without locking it, and she pushed the door open. The mirror in the room shattered, and he sat on the ground not far from the shards, his head was red, and his eyes were still staring with tears, as if he could still see small golden stars everywhere above his head.

The force of the sting on the mirror was not small, and the mirror was shattered, but you can imagine how much force her head was undergoing.

But even if she crashed, the one-eyed voice seemed to be unhappy: "I'm a system, not a ghost." According to your human opinion on Earth, ghosts are the souls of people after death, and the system is a program that is run and compiled by the master brain god autonomously, and there is a world of difference between the two...... "A string of balabala."

Tears came out of his eyes, and he looked at the pony pitifully, "Pony, do you hear anyone talking?" ”

The pony listened sideways: "It seems that there is an aunt downstairs who is going to buy groceries." ”

"No, I said that in this room, there is a man, who speaks with a straight face."

The pony looked at the stunned strangely: "Are you sleeping in a daze, or are you having a concussion in the head?" I heard you talking to me. Saying that, the concussive pony remembered what happened last night: "Are you hallucinating from last night's smash?" ”

After speaking, he stepped forward and tore off the band-aid on the door of the stunned head to look at the wound, but the door of the head was smooth, except for the red one that was installed, not even a trace of scratches could be found.

The pony bent down and looked at the stunned head for a long time without sound, but still sat on the ground and felt the pain in his buttocks and twisted, "What's wrong?" It won't be inflamed, right? ”

The pony pondered for a while and still didn't understand, so he picked up and said, "It's not inflamed, and even the wound is gone, what the hell." You bled so much last night that you almost didn't scare me to death, why did the wound heal this morning. ”

When he heard the word ghost, he shuddered and almost didn't throw himself into the pony's arms.

The one-eyed voice sounded again: "Rapid cell regeneration and recovery is a necessary procedure for the host of this system, and the system reconfirms that the host's greatest wish is to lose weight?" ”

Because the pony is still there, the sting is much bolder, even if the pony doesn't hear anything.

"Yes!" When I was stunned, I habitually gritted my teeth at the thought of losing weight.

"Drip ~ Drip ~ According to the needs of the host, this system was officially renamed as the weight loss system. The drip~drip~ system is scanning the host's body for the original number jù. The drip~drip~ system is investigating all the numbers of the human body on the earth. The Drip ~ Drip ~ system is searching for all weight loss methods on the Internet, and from them, we can screen and create the most suitable weight loss program for the host. There are too many external numbers of drip~drip~ system, and it needs to be restarted, and the restart time is 24 hours in earth time. ”

The sound of Didi was gone, and the system restarted talking to itself.

The pony was startled by the sting's gnashing of teeth "yes", and touched the sting's forehead: "Don't really have a concussion, I was smashed last night, and I hit it so hard this morning." Shock, why don't you go to the hospital? ”

"Uh~" sneered: "It's okay, it's okay, maybe I'm fatter and have more blood, so a little bit of a small mouth will bleed a lot." I have good skin and the wound heals quickly without scarring, so it's fine. ”

said and looked at the time again: "Ah~~~ It's miserable, I'm going to be late for work!" ”

When the pony heard this, he didn't care if the reason for the surprise was right, and he also shouted, "Ah, the full attendance bonus will be gone if you are late." ”

Frightened didn't bother to wash up, so he threw his hand on the faucet and threw water on his face, and hurried downstairs with the pony.

That morning, I saw two women running wildly on Qingyang Road, and passers-by looked sideways for a while.

One day after the shift, I was tired and tired, and I had a bit of a lot of work today, and I didn't want to use tomorrow's rest to work overtime, so I was working hard even during the lunch break.

Yaya knocked on the partition between the two: "Fatty, go out to play tomorrow." ”

"No, I'm going to stay in bed tomorrow for a good day." Shocked didn't even think about it, and directly refused.

"Still lying in bed, with your weight, the bed will be flattened by you. The pigs still have to move, and you don't even want to move. Yaya couldn't help but want to stab her when she saw that lazy look.

Chen Chen helped Yaya to speak: "Go, go, thank you, let's go with the design department, just the ancient town of Shenzhuang next to it." You have the right to exercise to lose weight. ”

Yaya pouted and said: "She has been shouting about losing weight all day long, and she has never seen her implement it once, and it is strange enough to be lazy like this." ”

Pony asked hopefully next to him, "Let's go with the design department?" Is the handsome supervisor going too? ”

Chen Chen said: "I heard Zhu Zhu say that he will go." ”

The pony cheered and said, "I'll go too, go sting, go." ”

When she heard about weight loss, she felt as if she had forgotten something. Think hard, forget it, it's definitely not a big deal if you can't remember. He continued to shake his head: "No, I want to sleep, I don't want to get up at 5 o'clock in the morning to gather and take the car." Nowhere is the bed as good. ”

Everyone hated her and pointed to her head one by one: "Pig, you can sleep like a pig." ”

The next day, I slept leisurely until the biological clock woke up, and I went to work every day, and the biological clock naturally set a pattern. But she didn't get up, she was rolling around on the bed, and lying in bed was the comfort of not being in a hurry to get up after waking up.

When he was stinging and rolling proudly, his ears sounded: "Drip~Drip~, the weight loss system has been restarted successfully!" ”

Sue Fei, it turns out that it was this stubble that she forgot about after work yesterday.

Thinking that the pony would get up at 5 o'clock and go on a trip, she was alone in the dormitory, and it was not good to think that the whole person was not good.

He stiffened himself on the bed and asked, "You're really not a ghost?" Where did you come from? ”

System: "How could I be that low-level thing, this system comes from the noble planet of Bamanha. ”

Startled, he rolled his eyes to see if there was anything weird going on in the room. "I don't care what kind of hum planet you have, I'm asking how you found me here, why don't you find someone else when there are so many people?"

The system was silent for a moment: "It was this system that fell on your head the night before yesterday." ”

Stunned sat up suddenly: "No, I'm so unlucky." ”

System: "It's your honor to get this system, not bad luck." Now publish the system task: get up. ”

The stunned sting was still holding the quilt on the bed: "System, what's the use of you?" ”

"Please call me System-kun!"

She was about to say something more, when she suddenly jumped up from the bed with a snort, and it seemed that a needle had pierced her ass just now, and it hurt so much. She turned her head and looked on the bed, but there was nothing.

System Jun: "Wake up the task is completed, and 1 copper coin will be rewarded." Because of the delay in time, the punishment: pinpricks! ”

Say no, don't you want to do this?

The system gentleman continues to post tasks: wash for 2 minutes, and complete the reward is 2 copper coins. Eat breakfast for 15 minutes, (half a cucumber, a boiled egg, a small bowl of white porridge) and complete the reward is 5 copper coins.

"Isn't it?" Shocked and depressed, he muttered, "How can you eat such a few plain things?" And that's not enough for me to stuff my teeth. ”

System-kun: There is still one minute and 30 seconds to wash up.

"Isn't it?" The task is about to be executed immediately? ”

System-kun: There is one minute and 20 seconds left to wash.

Without saying a word, he immediately ran into the bathroom. I hurriedly brushed my teeth at a speed I had never used before, I didn't use facial cleanser to wash my face, I copied it with water, swung a towel on my face, and then ran back to the room and sprayed some toner.

When the time came, the task was completed, and 2 copper coins were collected.

Then the next task, eat breakfast. Cucumber, think about it, it seems that I bought it a few days ago, boiled eggs, there are no eggs at home, and white porridge can't be cooked well in 15 minutes.

Shocked and worried, he discussed with the system Jun: "The breakfast conditions are not available at home, and it is too late to go out to buy it and cook it, can I go outside to buy a similar replacement at the breakfast stall?" ”

The system thought about it and agreed.

Surprised: "I'll buy a tea egg for boiled eggs, and I'll replace the white porridge with soy milk or eight-treasure porridge." ”

If the task is completed, 5 copper coins will be credited.