A herd of African elephants stomped through the grasslands, and although their steps seemed unhurried, their strides were so large that they were not slow at all, and they were estimated to be traveling at speeds of twenty or thirty miles per hour.

And on the back of one of the elephants, there was a person standing steadily, and I saw him standing leisurely with his hands behind his back. A pair of small eyes looked ahead, as if they were looking at the endless prairie - it was Brother Badou, no wonder Shang Ziqi and Maria were stupid.

What a magical person Hachito is - Maria has a look of great admiration on her face, and if it weren't for the Chinese Li, she would definitely not hesitate to pursue this amazing guy.

"It's so handsome—" When the elephant herd was about to come to her, Shang Yatou was awakened by the sound of heavy footsteps, and she couldn't help but praise it.

"I'm just a pear blossom pressing a begonia, and the jade tree is in the wind—oops—" The fat man was talking in the vernacular, but the elephant suddenly stopped moving forward, and suddenly, the fat man fell off the elephant's back.

In the exclamation of the second daughter, I saw that the elephant rolled up its long trunk in a hurry, and the fat man landed safely. Although he didn't fall, his chic image just now was completely ruined.

It turned out that Brother Badou had just run a short distance when he saw the elephant herd catching up from behind, and it seemed that he was reluctant to let him and Doudou go, so he had a whim and rode an elephant to chase an off-road vehicle.

Fortunately, Brother Badou's physique is now far beyond that of ordinary people5≯, and the elephant's back is relatively stable, so he can stand firmly on it, but unfortunately he didn't pay attention to the elephant's sudden braking and almost fell.

came to the second daughter in a daze, without waiting for Brother Badou to speak. I saw Shang Ziqi grabbing the fat man's arm: "Handsome." It's so handsome—"

This girl can't be fascinated by my peerless demeanor. It's very good, I am only responsible for the little steamed bun in my life-the fat man hurriedly struggled out of Shang Ziqi's claws, and then he heard this girl jumping and shouting: "I must bring the elephant herd back, and then change the script and add the elephant riding section, it's so handsome-"

Dare to love is not a boast - the fat man only then understood, it seems that Shang Yatou's style has not changed, and if she says that she will change the script, she will change the script. is not ambiguous at all, it is estimated that the mustachioed director is about to be annoyed to death by her.

For the rest of the journey, the pace of travel slowed down slightly, after all, it was necessary to accommodate the herd. And after walking for a while, the elephants have to eat, and these behemoths have an equally large belly.

It seemed that he couldn't get to the station today, so Shang Ziqi took out the phone and said hello to the mustache, so as not to worry about them.

Because there are elephants with them. Don't really worry too much about safety, you pass through the territory of a lion colony along the way. Brother Badou also rode an elephant with a fake tiger and squeaked the lion away, which was very enjoyable. And after Shang Ziqi saw this scene, she began to think about revising the script again. She wondered: after filming for several months, she didn't come up with anything that could make her eyes shine, why did the fat man and the two men just come, and her inspiration jumped out?

In this way, after two days of trekking, a small village finally appeared in front of them, which, according to Shang Yatou, was their station, belonging to the Santan tribe, with simple customs and hospitable local natives.

Soon, Brother Badou realized this enthusiasm, and when the off-road vehicle stopped at the entrance of the village, he saw a group of little black children rushing out screaming, directly opening the two large packages on the car, and robbing them wildly. As for Shang Ziqi, she was smiling and watching the excitement on the side.

A little guy who was naked and naked was snatched away because of his beloved toy gun, sitting on the ground and crying, Shang Ziqi still went up to pull his little ** very unvividly: "A man must be brave enough to snatch back what belongs to him!" ”

So, at her instigation, the little black kid went bare-bottomed to pick up the big kid who had snatched his toy gun.

"Don't teach a foreign friend badly-" The fat man was really speechless, he had never seen anything like this.

Shang Ziqi didn't pay attention to him, but distributed some daily necessities to those adults who came to see the excitement, most of them were black women, looking at their appearance of making love together, it is conceivable that Shang Yatou is still very popular here.

The group of elephants outside the village also attracted the attention of the villagers, and some strong men gathered together to discuss how to drive the elephants away. After all, if these behemoths were to rush into the village, they would really not be able to resist their thatched huts.

When Shang Ziqi heard this, she hurriedly went up to persuade her, and dragged the fat man to perform the elephant riding skill again. Seeing that this group of elephants really listened to the command of this fat man, the villagers were relieved, and went back to get some fruits and threw them to those elephants.

Brother Badou also mixed a banana in his mouth, and then entered the village surrounded by villagers. It can be seen from the respectful attitude of the villagers towards him that he must have regarded this chubby guy as an animal trainer, and his status is equivalent to that of a sorcerer in the tribe.

"Comrades, it's hard work-" Brother Badou waved at the group of yellow-skinned and black-eyed companions on the side of the road, and it could be seen that everyone had really worked hard in the past few months, and all of them were tanned and thin. Especially the mustachioed directors have now become bearded.

Looking at his sad face, Brother Badou knew that Director Hu must have suffered a lot in the past few months. You can figure it out with your toes, and it's strange that you can have a good life working under a witch-level person like Shang Yatou.

Sure enough, as soon as he saw the fat man, Hu Dao grabbed him with tears and didn't let go, and poured out the bitter water one by one: I won't talk about the difficult conditions or anything, the main thing is that Shang Yatou Hu came up with an idea, and one day a new idea came up whimsically, and once again he actually wanted to shoot the scene of the little tiger mixing into the lion group and looking for the lioness to feed, don't you say that's death?

Brother Badou also thinks that it is a miracle that they have survived until now, but fortunately, now that Doudou is here, hurry up and shoot it, and return to China as soon as possible. So he patted Director Hu on the shoulder comfortingly: "Actually, this idea is not bad, tomorrow we will start filming the scene of the lioness feeding the tiger."

What? Director Hu thought that his ears were wrong, and after confirming it again, he could only run away in tears: I thought that a savior was coming, but who knew that it was even more ruthless!

The road was bumpy, and the fat man was also a little tired, so he got into the tent and began to fall asleep. By the time he woke up, the sky was already full of colorful clouds, and the sky was even more magnificent.

At this time, several old black men came over and invited them to dinner. Unexpectedly, a cow was slaughtered to entertain guests. This level is simply too high, you know, according to local customs, three cows can marry a wife!

Shang Ziqi and they have been here for several months, although they have not lost their meals, but the biggest courtesy is that the master's family slaughtered a sheep, which is the result of Shang Yatou giving someone a tape recorder.

"We're all wiped out today!" Director Hu is also gearing up, ready to eat a big meal, he is now in March, he doesn't know the taste of meat, and the birds are fading out of his mouth.

When I arrived at the place, I saw that the black pressure was all people, and there were more than 100 people in the whole village, regardless of men, women, and children, all of whom were present, just like a festival, it seemed that the status of Brother Badou in their minds was really unusual.

Hu Daohu's dream of eating Haisai was also completely shattered, there was no way, there were more people and less meat, so it would be good to be able to get a piece of bone. On the contrary, it was Brother Badou in front of him, and the meat and bones were like a hill. While drinking maize porridge, Hu Dao lamented the injustice in the world.

In addition to Brother Badou, an old wizard from the Santan tribe was also invited. This is an old black man in his sixties and seventies, with all kinds of ornaments tattooed on his face, making him look like a flower monk; It is also full of all kinds of bits and pieces, and there are all kinds of bells and whistles on the head, just like a feather duster.

According to Shang Yatou, this is the most honorable Guru shaman of the Santan tribe, who is famous in the whole country, and even the president has to be regarded as a guest.

It's just that Brother Badou doesn't look at him very well, the main reason is that this guy looks too ugly, the boss has a bull ~ whip, and he swallowed it in a few bites, and Brother Badou almost vomited.

What's even worse is that the old wizard also roasted the two huge cow eggs black and put them in front of the fat man. For this thing, Brother Badou was really unblessed, and finally entered the old wizard's belly.

The old wizard was obviously very happy to eat, and said something with a red face, anyway, Brother Badou couldn't understand a word. However, Mary's face changed when she heard this, and finally pulled Brother Badou aside, and said with a worried face: "Li seems to be in danger, the wizard Mr. just now said that the barbarian tribe caught a female warrior a few days ago and invited the old wizard to the banquet, but he didn't go." It seems that the female soldiers in this neighborhood are only in the peacekeeping force in Huaxia, and Li is just going out on a mission these days-"

The fat man was stunned when he heard this: "What does arresting people have to do with banquets?" ”

"The barbarian tribe used to be a famous cannibal!" Mary explained to him in a trembling voice.

What-Brother Badou screamed in his mouth, and then ran away, ran out more than ten meters and ran back: "Where is that barbarian tribe?" ”

Seeing that his eyes were red, Maria hurriedly grabbed the fat man's arm: "Don't be impulsive, it's been a few days, we need to calm down and plan for a while-"

"How calm are you calling me!" After Brother Badou roared, he realized that getting angry at Maria didn't solve any problems, so he slammed his fist on the head a few times: "I should have come a long time ago, I should have come a long time ago-"

The others also quickly gathered around, and after hearing what was going on, Shang Ziqi also clenched her little fists: "Fat brother, I'll go with you, if they really dare to eat people, I'll - I will-"

As for her small arms and legs, she also went to deliver food to others. However, the fat man could still feel this intention, and he was also a little calm now, so he patted Shang Ziqi's purple-haired brain: "I will take care of this matter - you tell the old wizard, can you ask him to lead me to the barbarian tribe to have a look?" (To be continued......) I752