Chapter 217: Heads-up

After hearing the news, the residents of the village all asked for battle, first, they got along well with this camera team from China, and secondly, mainly because of the existence of Brother Badou, a magical beast tamer. In fact, the fat man is also a disguise, and the real animal tamer is Xiao Doudou, who has been following him all the time.

However, Brother Badou didn't want to let them fall into vendetta and melee between tribes, the country was already chaotic enough, and the disaster was too great, and he didn't want to add fuel to the fire. And this matter has nothing to do with them in the first place, so they can't involve these simple villagers, and for those who take the initiative to ask for help, Brother Badou refuses. In the end, only two villagers who were familiar with the road were selected to lead the way, responsible for leading the fat man and them, and then returning, without showing up at all.

And the fat man's team is also armed, there are more than ten big cats and kittens, men, women and children, and the weapons in their hands are also strange: some carry a tripod for the camera, and some wield the wire rope used to hang Weiya.

Shang Ziqi stood in front of the team and said: "Comrades, the time has come to test us, our team-Fat brother, can our team succeed, why don't you say a few words-"

Looking at the ragtag army in front of him, Shang Ziqi had no confidence at all, so he had to hand over the heavy task of pre-war mobilization to the bearded man.

Director Hu knocked on the mecca with great momentum, made a crisp sound, and roared in his mouth: "Ike God-"

Is this the rhythm of filming-Although Brother Badou is a little funny, his heart is warm: those who can rush up at the critical moment are good comrades.

However, the combat effectiveness of this ragtag army is basically equal to zero, so it's better not to go. So Brother Badou said loudly: "Thank you for your support to me, disbanded in situ, what should I do." Saving things. Me and Doudou are enough! ”

"No soldiers, no generals, how to fight this battle, no. I'm going with you! Shang Ziqi hugged Brother Badou's arm and didn't let go.

Who said that I am not sick and have no generals, and I still have heavy armored weapons-Brother Badou pointed out of the village with arrogance: "I want to lead the elephant army." Pacify the barbarian tribes! ”

When Shang Yatou heard this, her eyes immediately flashed into the little star: "In this case, I will go even more." The idea of riding an elephant to fight a war is simply exciting! ”

When Hu Dao heard this, he was a little relieved. Think about the tonnage of elephants, it's really like an armored car. So the fighting spirit was even higher, and no one refused to stay.

is the so-called hospitality is difficult to refuse, and Brother Badou simply agreed. So the entire shooting crew went into battle. After a brief tidying up, we gathered at the entrance of the village. The villagers also came over to help, preparing food and drinking water, etc., according to the speed of the elephant's travel, there are no three or five days to reach the barbarian tribe - anyway, Li Xiaoman has been caught for a few days, it is estimated that there is more luck and less luck, maybe he has become a pink skeleton, and the main reason for this is to take revenge, so he doesn't care whether it is a few days earlier or a few days later.

There are a few villagers who are dexterous and have seen elephant riders before. So they made simple seats out of rattan and belts, so that people could sit on the back of elephants and be more comfortable. Otherwise. Except for Brother Badou, no one else really can't ride an elephant.

Ready to stop, the team took advantage of the darkness to move forward. Behind them, the old sorcerer of the tribe danced with drums, which had been handed down from ancient times, and prayed for the warriors who went out on the expedition for their triumphant return.

Sitting on the elephant chair, Brother Badou calmed down his agitated mood and thought about the whole thing from beginning to end. There was another surge of vitality in my heart: Perhaps, it is unknown whether the little steamed bun can turn evil into good fortune. Because a few months ago, he Tomaria sent the clay statue to Li Xiaoman. If Li Xiaoman can also gain something from the clay statue, it may be able to become her talisman.

This is definitely not self-comfort in despair, but Brother Badou knows that Xiao Mantou may encounter danger here, so he takes precautions, hoping to play a role at a critical moment......

Until dawn, everyone came down to eat dry food and drink water, and activities; The elephants also had to find a place to fill their bellies, but fortunately, there were villagers who were familiar with the terrain and led the herd to a nearby mountainous area, where there were relatively green woods where the elephants could eat a good meal.

"Hurry up and rest!" Brother Badou saw that everyone was tired, worried that before they arrived at the barbarian tribe, these people would be exhausted first.

At this time, there was a sudden sound of elephants from the elephant herd, and Brother Badou hurriedly carried Doudou over to check, it turned out that the elephant herd was confronting a group of black men, only to see that those black men were covered with black hair, with extremely long upper limbs, strong bodies, and muscular development.

"This is a gorilla?" Brother Badou couldn't help but light up.

Gorillas are purely vegetarians, so this forest is their only source of food, so it is natural to protect their territory and drive out the elephant herd. It's just that this time the invaders are too powerful, and in front of the elephants, the tall and mighty gorillas have become small, so they don't dare to attack.

"It's all your own people, don't do it!" Brother Badou shouted, dozens of gorillas looked at him, and several silverback male orangutans also opened their big mouths, showing their long and sharp canine teeth, demonstrating to the fat man.

This trick taught by Mary is not good—a sense of frustration welled up in the fat man's heart, and he had just raised his arms in a gesture of friendship, but it did not have the desired effect.

Brother Badou didn't know that in the eyes of the gorilla, this kind of action was showing off his muscles and contained a provocative meaning. Show off your muscles with gorillas, why don't you blame people if they aren't fierce?

"Doudou, it's better for you to come!" Brother Badou's fake and shoddy product is completely exposed, and it can only be called Xiaodoudou top tank.

At the critical moment, I still had to look at Doudou, but I saw him walking straight towards the gorilla with his little short legs, and his mouth was gurgling. Brother Badou clearly felt that those gorillas gradually began to relax, they landed on the ground with their fists, moved their huge bodies, and walked to Doudou with their fists, sniffing on Doudou's body in turn. Most of them are prostrate in front of Doudou, sniffing Doudou's little feet, as if they are subservient.

Now Brother Badou is proud: what is fierce, it's not to give my Doudou stinky feet!

So he also shook forward, and shouted in his mouth: "Brothers, I am Doudou's father, that is, your chief helmsman, and the chief helmsman knows no, it is the chief scoop handle, and you are your chief executive-"

But those gorillas don't think so, they only have Doudou in their eyes, and they don't care what Doudou's father is. I saw that the gorilla in the lead stared at the big copper bell-like eyes, roared in his mouth, and pounced on the fat man, and Brother Badou immediately turned into a rolling gourd.

It's up to Doudou to stop it in time, otherwise, the gorillas will rush up and don't tear Brother Badou apart.

Getting up from the ground, Brother Badou was a little wolf, and he rolled up his sleeves while chanting: "What kind of ability is a sneak attack, dare you fight with me!" ”

There are nearly thirty gorillas in this group, and this silverback gorilla is the leader of the group, the tallest of the two, standing more than two meters; He is also the most powerful, weighing more than 200 kilograms. It is in the prime of life, and its hair is shiny and shiny, especially the hair on the top of its head is erected, just like combing the cockscomb, and it looks particularly majestic.

In the face of the fat man's provocation, Silverback didn't pay attention to it at all, whether it was height, strength or weight, it could crush the opponent. So it pounded on its chest, like a drum. When it comes to young silverback gorillas who dare to challenge their leadership, they usually beat them to the point that they can't resist. The strong are respected, whether it is the animal kingdom or humans, it is an indestructible truth.

"Fat brother, come on!" Shang Ziqi and the others also inquired and rushed over, and when Shang Yatou saw that the fat man was going to take on the gorilla alone, she applauded and cheered.

Brother Badou made a victory gesture towards her, and then he heard Shang Ziqi's cheerful voice and remembered again: "The gorilla is so handsome, you have to come on, the fat brother is very powerful!" Indeed, in the eyes of people, gorillas are powerful and strong, especially silverback gorillas, and they are full of spirit.

What kind of gang are you-Brother Badou was deeply hit, and his combat effectiveness plummeted.

In the face of this battle, Doudou did not stop it, because he knew that in order to be recognized by the orangutan group, Lao Dou had to show his strength, which was completely different from him.

Ahh

Whoop - the gorilla punches his chest, and the fighting spirit is surging.

When Director Hu saw this formation, he was really a little worried that the fat man would be ravaged by the gorilla, so he hurriedly shouted to stop. But the two sides are already ready to fly, who will listen to him, I saw two figures rush forward suddenly, and then bang loudly, and bump hard.

For a long time, Brother Badou has absolute confidence in his strength, but this time, as if he was hit by a rushing truck, his body involuntarily flew backwards; The silver back was about the same, although it weighed twice as much as the fat man, but it was also knocked backwards, dizzy, and couldn't get up for a while.

The result surprised everyone present, and it was understandable that the fat man was flying away, which was expected, but the gorilla actually suffered a heavy blow, which was too unexpected.

For Brother Badou's strength, they re-evaluated it in their hearts.

"Come again!" The fat man got up from the ground, shook his head vigorously, and pounced like a gorilla. And the gorilla was not comfortable, so he no longer had a hard time with the fat man, but stretched out two long upper limbs and put them directly on Brother Badou's shoulders. It stands two meters tall, but its arm span is more than two and a half meters, taller than the first center in the universe.

At this moment, Brother Badou suffered, he tried to stretch his arm, but it was less than half of the orangutan, and he couldn't reach other people's bodies at all; Even if you stretch your legs, you can't do it, the gap is too big. The hands and feet were tossed for a while, and he couldn't move a single hair of the orangutan. The silver back finally regained its self-confidence, and from time to time it twisted its long arms, and Brother Badou spun around in a circle in place.

Hahaha-Shang Ziqi finally couldn't help laughing, this is not to blame him, the scene at the moment is a bit funny: it is like a child in a kindergarten class facing an uncle! (To be continued)