"Brothers, how are you going to spend the holiday on November 11th?"

In the QQ group, someone is making his own remarks.

"What a festival on November 11th?"

"Singles' Day."

"Singles' Day, what's the matter, is there such a holiday?"

"God, I don't even know about Singles' Day, it's actually Singles' Day. However, on November 11th, it looks like all the numbers are like sticks, and they are all naked, so it is also called Singles' Day, and now it is popular on the Internet. ”

"Oh, let me tell me, how did there be an extra festival for nothing, it turned out to be Singles' Day, and it was quite presentable. In this way, as a single, I have to celebrate on this day. ”

"That's, I'm single, I'm proud."

For a festival in the image of Singles' Day, he hardly needs to promote it purposefully, and Singles' Day has spread rapidly.

However, Zhang Ning is not satisfied with this, he still hypes Singles' Day into the hottest word on the Internet again and again.

A boy received a text message from his girlfriend on Singles' Day: "Happy Singles' Day!" ”，

The boy replied, "I'm not a bachelor, I have a girlfriend!" ”

Then his girlfriend replied: "From now on, you are!" ”

As a master of hype, Zhang Ning naturally knows how to start hyping up a certain thing.

The first step in the promotion of Singles' Day is to make Singles' Day occupy people's attention.

Among them, jokes about Singles' Day are undoubtedly a good means of promotion.

With the help of QQ groups, forums, and the speed of communication on the Internet, a joke about Singles' Day has been promoted again.

Of course, jokes about Singles' Day are not limited to just jokes, they can also be humorous words.

Or maybe it's a sentence that everyone can remember and become a buzzword.

One person consumes, no drag, independent, and crisp

Don't sweep the house, don't fold the bed, don't listen to verbosity, don't kneel,

No looks, no fears, no noise, no tears,

All income, at your own disposal, spending money chicly, absolutely,

Friends get together, talk nonsense, participate in dinners, satisfy the stomach,

You can eat and be hungry, you can drink and get drunk, you can love and hate, you can stay up and sleep,

surfing the Internet day and night, chatting with girls, flirting, and being bold,

made moves again and again, frequently dated, hugged and kissed, and there was nothing taboo,

Tired of running around, physically and mentally exhausted, I do my own thing, no regrets,

Life is short, freedom is precious, it's better to be single, long live single!

Some of these humorous words for Singles' Day were written by Zhang Ning, and some were written by netizens under the inspiration of Zhang Ning.

No matter who wrote it, they spread it quickly.

Of course, among them, the most classic is a group letter from a QQ group.

To all unmarried comrades:

Singles' Day is coming,

I Jin represents the Central Mass Affairs Yuan

To all unmarried group members:

First of all, Happy Singles' Day!

We are in the early stages of the marriage era

After more than 20 years of hard work

Although there has been a great achievement in meeting many members of the opposite sex

But the population is large

There is a relative shortage of resources per capita

Local personal development is very uneven

The main contradiction at this stage

It's the people who love me day by day, I don't love

The contradiction between the person I love and the one who doesn't love me

Rival competition is no longer the main contradiction in the initial stage

But it will remain for a long time within a certain range

And under certain conditions, it may also intensify

We want to allow some people to get married first

Marriage first and marriage later, Singles' Day declaration on November 11

The result is a common faint

The system of free love has taken root in the land of China

And initially show its superiority

But it's immature

Imperfect links

It is also necessary to gradually solve the problem by deepening ideological reform

Falling in love is the primary stage of marriage

And we are in the early stages of love

It is the stage of underdevelopment

It is also an insurmountable historical stage

I only hope that this stage will not be the same as the initial stage of socialism

It will not change for 10,000 years!

The whole group should unify their thinking

Unified understanding

The next step is to shift the focus to family building

It is necessary to take "quick finding, quick settlement, and quick birth" as our guiding principle for implementing the "three represents."

The next four years will be crucial for us, with fewer and fewer men and women

If we don't catch the young tail, we miss the last train

There will be no way to talk about a beautiful life in the future

Of course

Comrades who have already won are shining examples

The comrades of the whole group must conscientiously study

Best wishes to you all again

Happy Singles' Day!

This is a sentence that countless people in later generations have changed on Singles' Day, and Zhang Ning also wrote it out.

Such a divine sentence, don't Zhang Ning's action, just appeared, and it has become the best ridiculous sentence for all netizens to greet everyone recently.

Today, are you single?

Yan Ran, has always been single, has always been single, has not been able to find a partner, has been a very embarrassing situation, under the emergence of Singles' Day, single aristocrats, singles have had the best festival. On this day, even if you are a bachelor, no one will say anything about you. At this time, there is only one topic in their eyes, today, are you single?

Naturally, when everyone has been looking forward to Singles' Day, the topic of how to spend Singles' Day has also arisen.

On Singles' Day, I was going to go shopping on the street and proudly announced that I was a single and I wanted to celebrate the holiday.

A QQ netizen said.

On the day of Singles' Day, although it was a holiday, I still felt very uncomfortable, and I was ready to stay at home and not go out for a day.

Another netizen also replied.

On Singles' Day, I plan to watch TV for the day and buy an extra roll of toilet paper by the way.

Some netizens will be arranged like this.

However, how can these activities, these arrangements be worthy of the Singles' Day event launched by Penguin Mall?

Dear dicks, dear comrades of singles.

Hello.

We are Penguin Mall, and here, I sincerely wish you all a happy Singles' Day.

Learning to greet the group of friends on Singles' Day, Penguin Mall also has an open letter to all Singles' Day.

Singles' Day is getting closer and closer to us, and how to spend Singles' Day, how to have a good Singles' Day, and how to have a tall Singles' Day have become a matter of great concern to netizens. Penguin Mall also understands the needs of the public, and specially held a Singles' Day event. We hereby decide that on Singles' Day, all products in Penguin Mall will be sold at half discount. That is to say, as long as users who consume in Penguin Mall from 0:00 to 24:00 on November 11, all goods can be purchased at half the price.

That's right, it's so bold, don't doubt it, because, like you, I'm a single, and I'm a dick. What's more, we have also decided that starting from this year's Singles' Day, all of our products in Penguin Mall will be sold at half price every year on Singles' Day in the future. We want to really have a Singles' Day, and we want all people in China to feel that today is our festival, and today, we are the protagonists.

Singles' Day should have a portion of Singles' Day.

How to reflect the share of Singles' Day, in addition to some Singles' Day information, Singles' Day greetings, and Singles' Day sentiments all over the Internet, online super discount shopping can also become the trademark of Singles' Day. As a single, as the protagonist of the festival, you in the single, you should naturally create some unique temperament of the single.

Everyone buys things in reality, and we buy them directly online.

Everyone has to pay for everything at a discount, and we are single, so we can enjoy half of the discount.

It's so passionate, it's so hot, Penguin Mall's open letter has blinded countless people.

Damn, this is an open letter from Penguin Mall, is there such a?

Yes, I've never read such a powerful open letter.

Nima, you still call us dicks, shit, do you say that, but I like the name.

Okay, whether it's as a dick or as a single, for this powerful open letter, on the 11th, I will cheer for the penguins.

Yes, we're on the show too.

Damn, how can such a scene be missing me.

It is revealed that the CEO of Penguin is also a single, and he has always called himself Dick.

Wow, no, such people are singles, amazing.

So, I'm a single, I'm proud, comrades, on this day, we are the protagonists.

PS: Well, next month's Singles' Day is also coming up, I wish all Singles comrades a happy Singles' Day in advance.