Chapter 420: Sue You for Indecent Assault
It is said that only the icing on the cake is seen, how can there be charcoal in the snow? Buwenya is a charcoal in the snow!
"What? Tofu, you call me gentle? Pooh! I want to kiss you! ”
Inadvertently, I provoked Buwenya's temperament. She gave me another flying kiss in the air, and said emotionally that she wanted to kiss me. All of a sudden, I wanted to kiss her too. It was the first time I had been so emotional about her.
I am so excited, not for her sake of 500,000 yuan, but for her people and her love. When everyone was avoiding me, there was someone who reached out to me, and I was easily excited. Jingjing sneered at me, but after all, she was still by my side. Now, she's gone. I was truly alone. Oh no, Buwenya is still supporting me, but she's thousands of miles away.
"Yes, Urbane." I affirmed Buwenya and repeated her address.
Bu Wenya was teased by my words and went crazy! On the phone, give me more than a dozen flying kisses in a row. When a person suddenly gets the feelings she dreams of, she is always very crazy. Bu Wenya can no longer take care of her ladylike image, and her madness has reached the point of no return. She was so easily satisfied, and just a few words from me made her lose her mind. If we weren't thousands of miles apart, I'm afraid she would have rushed over immediately and made a promise.
Frankly speaking, I don't have much true affection for Bu Wenya, and I'm excited now, maybe it's just a kind of repayment. I was a little hypocritical to her, and in my heart, I was a little reluctant to go, and even scolded myself for being a bastard. In order to be quiet, I went to buy WJ Company at any cost, and now I am so spineless that I don't even want to do discipline in order to thank Bu Wenya for 500,000 yuan. I felt mean. I know I'm immoral, but for the sake of quietness, I'm not ashamed yet.
"Ding-ding-bell-."
The sound of unlocking was trivial, and someone had returned. I told Buwenya that someone was coming, and I hung up the phone in a hurry. I don't want the doorman to hear me talking to someone else, and I don't want her (he) to see my face flushed. There are several people with door keys, Fang Fangmu, Little Dimple, Song Jie, Sister Xu, and Tian Jingjing.
Song Jie has been missing for two days, will she come back? Fang Fangmu can't get through on the phone, it shouldn't be her. Small dimples? It is possible that when Jingjing's mother was hospitalized, she once sent charcoal in the snow. Could it be that she rescued me again? Hey, I can't bear to take her money. Her family background is very bad, and her mother's legs and feet are inconvenient. The last time I borrowed her money, when I gave it back to her, I said a lot of words, and she reluctantly accepted it.
It won't be Sister Xu, Sister Xu says hello to me every time she comes back. This time there was no news, which was really surprising.
"Tofu, whose phone is it? So intimate! ”
My brain was about to search down, but Jing Jing had already opened the door and came in grinning. In her hand, she carried a large food bag. Who am I intimate with, and what does it matter to you? Hum! Can't stand it, right? Jealous, right? I really regret hanging up Bu Wenya's phone, otherwise, in front of Tian Jingjing, I had an ambiguous relationship with Bu Wenya, and I was angry with Tian Jingjing, who didn't understand the fireworks in the world! She doesn't cherish it, someone cherishes me!
"A beautiful woman."
I didn't shy away from testing her on purpose.
"Beauty? Hehe, the word beauty is too overflowing now. Even the grandmother on the street has been called a beauty. Quietly put the food bag in his hand on the dining table, and while reaching in, he sneered at me: "Tofu, you are not shallow." Tofu is gratifying and congratulating, and it is beautiful and delicious. No wonder you don't know you're hungry, it turns out that there are beautiful women feeding you. ”
Jing Jing tried her best to slander the beauty I was talking about, and even compared my sixty or seventy-year-old mother with the beauty in my mouth, which is obviously an insult! Although I don't know that the beauty I am talking about is Bu Wenya, I still have to fight for Bu Wenya!
"Hey, can you keep some mouth shut? People are also big girls like flowers, men will drool when they see them, and those who have poor self-control ability will spurt blood. "I tried my best to defend Buwenya and maintain her image.
"Oh, like a flower? So, she's a vixen who specializes in seducing men who don't have the power to hold on to herself?! No wonder you're so enchanted by her that you can't even hear you knock on the door. Oh, I almost forgot, you're a womanizer in the first place. Eating tofu is understandable. Jing Jing took out a lunch box and a pair of chopsticks from the food bag one after another, and continued: "Well, stinky tofu." Don't blame Sister for not warning you, some tofu is inedible, if you eat it, you will have diarrhea and directly pull you to the point where your eyes are white! The reason why Sister Ah is kind is that for the sake of you taking in Sister A, reminding you can be regarded as a reward for you. ”
Tian Jingjing's teeth are sharp and sharp, whether it is round or square, after her small mouth, no matter how beautiful people or things are, she will say that they are evil. She also claimed to be the eldest sister, and taught me a lesson as a little brother.
What is it? I craned my neck to look at the four unopened lunch boxes that were quietly sitting on the table. In the food bag, there was also a lunch box and a pair of chopsticks, but she didn't take them out, but carried the food bag and stood up.
"Hey, someone has already eaten, and the spiritual food of the beauty is really invincible. It's a pity to throw it away, but it's better than giving it to someone with a wolf's heart and lungs! Quietly gave me a blank look, carried the grocery bag, and walked to the kitchen.
Hmph, I'm wolf-hearted and dog-hearted, you have no heart and no lungs, let's be a pair! Dizzy. I woke up and she was going to throw out my lunch!
"Stop!" With an arrow step, I rushed up and grabbed the grocery bag in Jingjing's hand.
"What are you doing? Want to rob?! I'm going to call 110! Quietly squinting at me, his eyes moving from my face to my hand holding the food bag: "Let go!" What kind of system does pulling and pulling become?! ”
With a cold face, she took out her phone. Is she really going to call 110? Spirit? Hum! After half a second, she can't help but laugh! I stared at her face, expecting her to burst out laughing. However, Tian Jingjing shook me off and walked aside, she not only could bear it, but also really dialed the phone.
"Hey, 110? I'm here ...... the garden near the water. Tian Jingjing walked to the balcony while talking on the phone.
No way? Really call 110? Will 110 take care of this kind of thing? Unless she says she's been insulted by me! Otherwise, it is impossible for 110 to be so bored that the police will be dispatched to grab a boxed lunch. Are you going to lie and think I'm a three-year-old? Hum! If she did call 110, she wouldn't have walked to the balcony and avoided me talking! She doesn't understand this kind of logic! She showed her feet, and her cleverness was mistaken by cleverness!
"How is it, did you meet a policeman brother recently, and he is idle, and he is going to show up for you and prepare to be a hero to save the United States?" Seeing Jing Jing walk into the hall after making a phone call, close to the dining table, I smiled at Jing Jing as I reached into the food bag I snatched from her.
"Hmph, just wait! If you don't sentence you to ten years or eight years, it's hard! Jing Jing snorted coldly, sat down beside me slowly, and said, "Your piece of tofu is really going to stink for 10,000 years!" Do you think I'm stupid enough to call the police and say someone robbed me of my lunch? Prick up your dog's ears and listen, I'm saying that you're insulting me! ”
"False accusation! Did you know that false accusations are punishable? Hum! I see you, it's the poor mosquitoes in the prison who don't have enough to eat, and I'm going to feed them! Hahaha! I laughed, and suddenly stretched out my hand, patted her white cheek twice, and said, "It's a pity that this face, white and tender, is going to spoil the hateful mosquito." ”
Tian Jingjing didn't expect me to reach out and pat her face, she was caught off guard, but she reacted, I had already eaten tofu and stopped.
"Get rid of your stinky hands!" Quietly slapped me on the wrist halfway through the retreat and roared. But her eyes soon lit up and she smiled: "Hahaha, the dog's paws on my face are proof!" The human and material evidence is there, you are dead! ”
I'm dizzy! Unintentionally, she was left with physical evidence! But, huh! Her face is white and smooth, how can the police believe that she was insulted by me? Unless the police are brain-dead! Tian Jingjing, you want to fool me!
"I don't think the evidence is enough! You don't have any scratches on your face, your dress is neat, and there are no traces of me pulling you! I looked at the quiet body, my eyes were on her, swept and swept, and said, "Unless, hum, you give me a hug, preferably, kiss your little mouth." Otherwise, hum, the ghost will believe you! ”
As soon as I finished speaking, my hands threw myself on her little waist. It's a pity that she understands me too well, and she has been prepared, and in a flash, I pounced. Fortunately, I didn't use too much force, otherwise I would have fallen to the ground. Hey, she's so eye-catching, she thought I'd rush up and hug her! Also, after getting along day and night for so long, her understanding of me has been deeply rooted in the bone marrow.
Quietly worried about being harassed by me again, she stood up, simply stayed away from me, and sat across from me. It's beautiful and delicious, but it's the eyes that are full, but you can't fill your stomach, or fill your stomach, if you have a chance, eat a little more tofu from her. Anyway, tonight, it's just the two of us. Lonely man and widow, I don't believe she can escape from the palm of my hand. I opened the lunch box and picked up the chopsticks.
"Why is it all rice, and there are no vegetables?" I asked, looking at the white rice in the lunchbox.
"People like you are meant to eat rice! Alone, sighing at home, I don't want to find a way to ....... The quiet hand slammed his mouth shut, as if he had said the wrong thing.
I smiled at the corner of my mouth, coldly, without snorting. Hehe, am I lazy? Am I not a man? If I am such a person, who earned this apartment? It's ridiculous! In less than a year, I went from having nothing to living in a big house with four bedrooms and two living rooms. Just ask, my lovely cuties, how many men can do this?! I looked around the hall and was proud.
"Ding Dong!"
The doorbell rings, who?
At this time, no one should come to me. As for Jingjing, no one will look for her. After I met her, I only saw noble ladies interacting with her. I stood up and walked to the gate.
"Who?" I asked, looking out of the cat's eye.
The street lights were broken a few days ago and the property has not yet been repaired. It was dark outside the door, and there was no human figure to be seen.
“110!” The man outside the door replied.
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