Oh, my God! Tian Jingjing was not joking! She took it seriously! I didn't open the door right away, but turned around and glared at Tian Jingjing!

"Hello!" I gritted my teeth!

Am I really that annoying? Are people so disgusted that they want the police to arrest me?! Tian Jingjing and I were former lovers, and she was my fiancée. Could it be that as deep as love is, how deep should hate be?! But I didn't offend her! If you say that you are offended, you will rob her of her boxed lunch, but I haven't eaten a bite! Besides, how much is a boxed lunch?! I'll give it back to her! Tian Jing watched me glaring at her, and she was still grimacing at me.

"Take it! No need to make it up! This time, it wasn't me who robbed you, it was you who robbed me! I pulled out a "great man's head" from my pocket. Slam it the table in front of Jing Jing!

Tian Jingjing glanced at the "great head" on the table with disdain, and stood up with a sneer. She took a few steps, hesitated, and then walked back, picked up the "great man's head" and held it in her hand.

"Damn! Damn it! Damn it! I cursed and gritted my teeth at the quiet back.

Before opening the door, Tian Jing smiled back at me triumphantly. Her laughter is full of evil! The door opened, and standing in the doorway was a girl in professional attire, carrying a grocery bag instead of a gun. How? What about the police? Come and get me! I rushed out, squeezed Tian Jingjing aside, craned my neck, and looked out the door. However, there was no one in the aisle outside the door.

The girl was confused, and her eyes, following mine, wandered around. Looking at her eyes, it felt like I was inexplicable. She's confused, and I'm more confused than she is. Didn't she say she was 110? How to dress in casual clothes? Police officers are required to wear police uniforms when they are on duty. Besides, if she was a police officer, she should have shown her ID as well. Shouldn't she be the only one to deal with hooliganism? But the girl in front of her is soft and weak, and she doesn't look like a policeman. Sending such a delicate girl to catch hooligans isn't it a sheep to a wolf?!

Hey, forget it, seeing that you are a delicate woman, I will obediently obey. I consciously put my hands together and reached out to the girl to let her handcuff me.

"Ah——!h

The girl screamed in fright and jumped back. Coward, so cowardly, how can you be a policeman?! It seems that she has just become a police officer for a short time, and she neither understands the rules nor has the courage. Today is to meet me, if you meet those hungry wolves, hehe, it is strange that she is not eaten by hungry wolves!

"Ahhhh Come on! "I took a small step forward, very consciously, and when I saw her looking at me timidly, I even felt a little pity.

"Don't be afraid of him, he's joking with you, come." Quietly smiled and beckoned to the girl.

Joke? Who would dare to joke with Miss Police?! I don't dare to make such a joke if I have more courage than a cheetah! Just kidding, I think it's you Tian Jingjing, right? This Tian Jingjing, it's just a wrong line of nerves!

Hehe, Tian Jingjing actually encouraged the police and wanted to give the police courage. When the girl heard this, she stepped forward in disbelief and handed me the food bag in her hand. Wow, wouldn't it? Police bribe prisoners? Oh my God, it's upside down! When I was hesitating whether to answer or not, a hand behind me was already stretched out. Hehe, Tian Jingjing is really welcome, she dares to accept such a gift! Look at her, she has eaten the gall of a leopard!

"Bah, there's no change." Quietly handed the girl the "great man's head" that I had just dropped on the dinner table.

What the? They're making a deal?! Tian Jingjing, Tian Jingjing, you are too naïve and cute, right? It's so cute that you can't laugh or cry. If you want to bribe the police, you have to see what you have in your hand! If it is such a large gold brick, the police may be tempted. For a hundred bucks, you want to buy the police? That's hilarious, isn't it? We are now advocating high salaries and incorruptibility, and your 100 yuan is not enough for our public servants to buy toothpicks?! What a laugh out of my big teeth!

What's even more ridiculous is that Tian Jingjing actually said that there is no change! What she meant was, you still have to ask me for money! Tian Jingjing's naivety makes people collapse directly!

"Forty-six bucks for you." The girl felt in her pocket and took out four Shi Yuan, one Wu Yuan and one One Yuan.

Well, that's not quite right. Is there a compensity for bribery? How can there be such a calculating solicitation of bribes and bribes?

"Thank you!" Quietly took the change and said.

Quietly and the girl, separated from me, completed a dirty deal!

"Hey! Aren't you afraid that I will denounce you? I looked at the girl's jacket pocket and threatened.

The "great head" I had just now was stuffed into this pocket by her. Her chest is where the stolen money is hidden.

The girl looked at me suspiciously, frowned slightly, and said, "Handsome guy, I don't understand what you are talking about." ”

Hehe, a rare confusion! At a young age, he is so sophisticated in collecting money. I see, she grew up watching her parents take bribes, otherwise why would she pretend to be so calm? Although the money is small and the gift is light, no matter how big or small, it is a bribe and constitutes a crime!

"Hehe, it's nothing!"

A small hand pulled me through the door. I looked back, with an apologetic look on my quiet face. When I looked back at the girl, she was already waving to me goodbye. She smiled at me and prepared to turn around. I suddenly noticed that her smile was very professional. This kind of smile is only found by girls in the service industry. When the police face the hooligans, there is no smiling face, only majesty.

"Jingle ——!"

A metal plaque slightly larger than your thumb fell to the ground with a crisp sound. It was the badge, and when the girl beckoned goodbye just now, she touched it. Before the girl could bend down, I had already stepped forward and picked it up.

"Mi Ling Restaurant?!"

Oh, my God! After doing it for a long time, it turned out that the girl was a restaurant waitress, and she was here to deliver food! The name of this restaurant is too crumbling!

"Wow, your boss is so talented! Admire! Admire! Five-body throw! I handed the badge to the girl and exclaimed.

The girl smiled and took the badge and left. This time, her smile is no longer a professional laugh, but from the heart. I turned my head and found Jing Jing sitting at the dining table, eating with relish. She glared at me as if nothing had happened. She fooled me so badly!

I walked over to her, and she was still unmoved. I coughed dryly twice, hoping to get her attention: I was very angry, and the consequences were severe. However, she didn't seem to see or hear my movements, and she still buried her head in eating hers. How can this be reasonable, fool me, as if it was all right! I slumped in the chair beside her, my eyes fixed on her.

However, she can hear and ignore my big movements, and directly put me on display. Watching her pick up vegetables one after another, I couldn't bear it, stretched out my hands, and scraped all the four boxes of vegetables on the table to me!

"Hey, you want to be alone?!" Quietly poked at the chopsticks and shouted with strange eyes.

"Who told you to fool me and ignore me!" I fought against each other, with the same angry eyes.

"Who made you so stupid, dumber than a pig?!" Quietly looking at the dish in front of me, but unable to put it down, swallowed a little saliva.

"Mi Ling! How did I know that the name of this restaurant was so bad?! How do you know you're ordering takeout?! I was so fooled by you, and I am unapologetic! Hum! ”

"Hahaha! I'm laughing to death! ”

Quietly rice, sprayed all over the ground. Still, when she smiled, she knew to turn her head away from the dinner table. Otherwise, a table of good dishes will be ruined by her.

"Hey, look at what you've done all over the floor! Wait a minute, won't there be rice grains all over the ground?! What are you laughing at, hurry up and take the broom to sweep it off! I looked at the rice grains all over the floor and ordered it to be swept away quietly.

Actually, I'm a trick to get away from the mountain, and I want to take advantage of her sweeping time to dominate the good dishes on the table and punish her! However, she was too shrewd to be fooled.

"Sweep what you want, and talk about it when you're full. To sweep, you go yourself! Quietly in the drawer box on the table, he took out a piece of napper, wiped his mouth, and said, "Besides, you caused it, it's none of my business!" ”

Tian Jingjing played a trick! Unexpectedly, the responsibility was put on me! I never won a fight with her, whether I lost or she lost, in the end, she won the victory. Every time, she didn't withdraw. Anyway, when you're full, you'll settle accounts with her!

Jing Jing was really generous tonight, and even ordered four dishes and one soup. This table has fish and meat, chicken and duck, which is quite rich. Roughly calculated, a few will cost two hundred yuan. Looking at her appearance, she looks like a person who has just been released from prison. It's no wonder that Fang Fangmu's daily meals are very economical, and she always takes care of the vegetarian Song Jie to simply have a meal. Even, when stir-frying, even the oil is saved.

Fang Fangmu grew up in the countryside, she was very hard when she was a child, but when she grew up, she came out to work, and the salary was also very low. When she helped her brother take care of the water shop, the water shop was not doing well, and they didn't eat well. After I accepted it, although there was meat at every meal, she was used to being thrifty, so she only ate vegetarian dishes, and gave me more meat to eat, saying that I worked hard and should make up for my body more. She didn't do much work all day long, and she didn't have to eat meat. I also found another excuse, saying that I wanted to lose weight.

Actually, she's slim enough. If you subtract it any more, only bones remain. Her waist, very thin, like the waist of a wasp, pinched lightly, snapped, and broke in two. Every time, when she hugged me, I only felt flesh on her chest. But behind her, there are bones one by one, very skinny. Usually, the food expenses of the four of us are paid by her from her own salary. Jingjing and Song Jie have never turned a blind eye.

Occasionally, I also buy some groceries. However, because I don't have time and am too lazy to move, I rarely buy groceries. Several times, I wanted to give Fang Fangmu food expenses, but Fang Fangmu always said no, her salary was not used up, so I kept it, saying that I needed too much money, don't waste it, save it if I can. She also smiled and said that when the book is used, there is less hatred, and when the money is used, it is even less.

This article is from Reading Rim Novels