Drunken Immortal House, as the name suggests, it is a restaurant.

This building is located in the most lively and prosperous place in the west city of Beijing, adjacent to Wanhualou on the left, and Wanhualou on the right.

The reason why the Drunken Immortal Residence stands in the middle of the two brothels is because the queen mother has made a will.

The intention is that only when a man has eaten enough can he go to a brothel and make the girls want to die and get drunk.

Therefore, Drunken Xianju was cheeky and pestled in the middle of the two brothels. It's like a man, a concubine on his left hand, and an aunt on his right, who is very merry.

From this point of view, the boss of this Drunken Immortal Residence must be a blessed person. Imagine, lift your left leg and see a beauty; Raise your right leg, and what you see is also a beauty.

Just ask, how many men in this world have such blessings as him.

This is just a matter of saying it in private, and it must not be heard by the boss of the Drunken Immortal Residence.

If he hears it, he will definitely spray you with spittle, and then scold: "Your uncle, which eye do you see that Lao Tzu has such a blessing." ”

He scolds this, and you must not talk back. acquaintances, quickly bow, apologize, and then pat their butts and leave.

If you say a word, then he will rush into the kitchen, hold up a big knife that is dangling, and with a hard hand the knife will fly in front of your eyes, and then curse again.

"Your uncle, such a good blessing, let's change?"

If you have to ask, why is the shopkeeper of the Drunken Immortal Residence so short-tempered......

Ay...... It's hard to say.

Mainly because the proprietress of Drunken Xianju is the owner of Wanhualou. The proprietress of Wanhualou is the boss of Drunken Xianju.

Oops...... All in all, they are a couple of two.

……

"Qi Fatty, do you want to use a knife to cut people again?"

On the stairs, a charming woman, spitting lotus flowers, leaned obliquely on the railing.

"Qingqing, you got up so early from a nap, is it because I speak too loudly and are arguing with you."

The woman glanced at him. The still slender waist twisted. Raise your hand without a hand.

The shopkeeper stepped forward, quickly held his hand, and said with a smile. said: "Be careful with your steps and walk slowly." ”

"You...... Don't want to swap people? ”

"Nope. No...... I'm talking about it. Don't take it seriously. Don't take it seriously. ”

"Don't be fatty, just change it, I want to change it, I want to change it too. You said it's been two years, the old husband and wife, all the tricks have been played, and the left hand touches the right hand, and you should be tired of it. ”

"Qingqing, how can I be tired of you, don't think about it." The man's face turned a little green.

The woman smiled charmingly, shook off his walk, walked to the table, poured herself a cup of tea, and took a sip.

"Zhang Shilang of the Ministry of Rites died a month ago, and he said that if I could see him, he would be willing to carry the bridge to welcome me in."

“……”

"Oh, by the way, the rich man Zhang in the south of the city also died half a year ago, and if I am willing to give Hufu, he said to give me at least six big Zhuangzi and two big mansions."

“……”

"And ......"

"Enough!"

The man's face was so green that it turned black, and in desperation, he bit his teeth and closed his eyes, took the woman's delicate jade hand, and hit him twice.

"Qingqing, I've been addicted to it, don't take it seriously."

"Don't take it seriously?"

The woman's face suddenly changed, she picked up the man's ear, and scolded angrily: "You are blind when you are an old lady, yesterday, you looked at Rou'er three more times; Earlier, you stared at Xiaojiao's ass six times; Further back, you actually collided with Satsuki. ”

"I don't have ......"

"Dare to talk back." The woman shouted.

The man immediately coaxed into a ball and laughed: "Don't talk back, don't talk back." ”

"Qi Fatty, if you want to be disgusted with me, you can just say it, don't mess with my mother all day long. No matter how bad I am Qingqing, I still have the support of the queen behind me, and I don't have to worry about not marrying a good family. ”

The woman wiped her tears and howled, but before she could say a word, the man lifted his big hand and carried the person up.

"You put me down...... Let me down, you fat man...... Don't think I'm going to forgive you...... I tell you, I'm going to the palace, I'm going to cry in front of the queen......"

The sound is getting lower and lower.

With a "bang", the ground shook, and it was obvious that the door was closed.

A few little servants came out in surprise, gathered at a table, and each took out a tael of silver from his bosom.

"I'm betting that the proprietress is on it today."

"No, the boss lady was on it yesterday, and today it must be the boss."

"You're all wrong, and from what I've seen of them, today's posture is probably from behind."

"Buy and leave, never return. I bet neither of them would do anything. ”

The other three laughed at the same time.

How is this possible. The boss, the proprietress has been married for two years. Except for the few days when the proprietress came to Kwai Shui, the rest of the time, such a drama will be staged every three days.

Come rain come shine.

Half an hour later, the woman's face was pretty, the corners of her eyes came out, she glanced at a few people with slanted eyes, her head was high, and her steps turned briskly to Wanhualou.

After half a breath, the man also walked out with a blue face, and he seemed a little unhappy when he looked at it.

"Boss, how's it going?" A few of the little guys gathered around.

The man took a deep breath and looked up at the sky, feeling a little empty in his heart.

"Boss, what's the pose?"

The man coughed lightly and said, "Standing!" ”

"Cut!"

A few servants handed over all the silver in their hands to the man and left with a depressed face.

The man took the silver, put it in his hand and checked it, and a smug smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. Then, with a sigh of relief, he jumped on the roof, lifted a tile, took out a bag from it, and put into it the silver he had just won.

"I said Qi Fatty, you saved for two years, and you saved a thousand taels, is it interesting?" On the roof, I don't know when a person was lying.

"What do you know, the emperor said. As long as I have 1,500 taels saved, Qingqing's body can be regulated, and I will have a son. ”

"It's okay to take a concubine, and you really keep her life like jade, your brain is in water." Qi retreated, rolled his eyes.

The dignified general Qi married a girl in a flower building, and he has blinded everyone's eyes, but that girl is still a dominatrix, and she doesn't even allow such a thing as a concubine, a fierce woman. O wretch.

If only he had been replaced. I've already taken a break.

The marriage between Qi Fatzi and Qingqing Girl is an oolong.

One day, the fat man was poured too much wine in the palace, and when he returned to the Drunken Immortal Residence, he didn't know if he had gone wrong or what. I actually walked to the backyard of Wanhualou.

And then. Push the door. It just so happened that the young girl was bathing...... So, Qi Fatzi became the groom in a daze.

Marrying Qingqing, it's nothing. With his current status as a general, some women throw themselves into their arms.

was calculated by a certain fox, and finally in front of the Manchu Dynasty civil and military, he actually said that he would not accept concubines in this life.

Ay...... Pathetic, pathetic, pitiful.

Qi Hui thought of the fox's ability, and cried tears of sympathy for Qi Fat.

"Since I promised her, I must not fail her. The emperor said that he must speak out. Qi Fatzi changed his cowardice just now, and said it with righteous words.

"Fatty, you won't really be moved, this Qingqing is ......"

"Get out, get out, get out, my business, don't worry about it."

"Fatty, don't be ignorant of good people's hearts, I'm for your good, or I'll say a few nice words for you in front of the emperor?"

"I don't need to."

Qi Fatzi refused, "By the way, you don't wait in front of the emperor, what are you doing in the Drunken Immortal Residence?" ”

"The little master wants to eat the dishes you cooked, I don't think the palace is stuffy, so come out to catch my breath." Qi retreated and knocked on Erlang's legs.

When Qi Fatzi heard that it was the little master, he glared at him twice.

"Don't say it early, hurry, what the little master wants to eat, I'll do it immediately."

Qi retreated and grabbed him, and his face suddenly became solemn.

"Don't go fat, sit down, I think something is not quite right."

"What's not quite right, you say come and hear it." Fat Qi sat down.

"Let me ask you, whose little master's favorite food is the most?"

"Needless to say, it must be me who is fat!"

Qi Jin is on his toes. Who in the world doesn't know that the prince of the Great Zhou Kingdom loves to eat the dishes made by the fat man, and if he can't eat it for one day, he will definitely put on a face the next day.

"Who do you like to play with?"

"You!"

Qi Hui suddenly fell from a tree one day and was seen by the prince, and since then, the prince has been entangled with him.

The emperor and queen felt that the prince had a fate with Qi Hui, so they turned Qi Hui over.

"Who do you follow to practice martial arts?"

"Zhengyang!"

Zhengyang's martial arts, above him and Qi retreated, the emperor and queen threw people to Zhengyang when the prince was 100 days old, Zhengyang was a grandmother again, and also taught martial arts, and the hardest person in the palace was her.

"Who's the most listened to?"

"His uncle Gao Zizhan's."

The prince was naughty one day, and was punished by the emperor and queen, locked up in a small black house, and was not allowed to come out for three days and three nights.

When Gao Xiang heard this, he entered the palace from the Prime Minister's Mansion overnight and tried his best to say good things for the prince. The prince was moved, and from then on, he regarded the words of the high minister as a holy decree.

"Who are you reading with?"

"The third master of the Cui family!"

The master that the emperor and queen invited for the prince at the beginning couldn't bear to look at it directly, one was more pedantic than the other, the other was older than the other, and the oldest one was only a breath away from the one lying in the coffin.

When Cui Sanye entered the palace that day, when he saw that the prince was actually reading with a group of old men, and he was so angry that he turned his face on the spot, scolded the emperor for misleading the country, and Mao recommended himself to be the prince's master.

Qi Fei glanced at him faintly, and spat out a sentence buried deep in his heart from his mouth.

"That'...... What about the two who gave birth to him? ”

"......" Qi Fat Man said.

yes, what did the two people who gave birth to him do?

The two glanced at each other, and both saw a deep meaning in each other's eyes.

……

The summer of the ninth year of Mingdao.

The Great Zhou Dynasty was founded, and the capital was Changping, which was the capital of the original Xin State.

Emperor Ming Dao was called the emperor.

Emperor Ming Dao reigned for only one year, because he missed Concubine Lin Guifei and became ill, he was terminally ill, and he had no heirs, so he was said to be the prince of King Jing.

The prince ascended the throne, the emperor was called Renzong, married the princess of Qiguo, and King Jing was the emperor.

After being extremely willful, he often abducted Emperor Renzong to go to the mountains and rivers.

Gao Xiang admonished him to death, saying that the world is undecided, Kyushu is not peaceful, and what qualifications do the emperors and queens have to do not do their jobs.

The ministers seconded.

The emperor and the queen learned from the pain, and only then did they restrain their bad behavior and begin to govern.

After March, the emperor waved his army to the north and drove the expedition in person. Half a year later, Wei handed over the letter of surrender, went to the country name, and changed it to a fief.

Two years after the founding of the Great Zhou Dynasty, Kyushu was unified, and the world was decided.

Later, his stubbornness rose again, and he abducted Emperor Renzong to live a small farm life.

Gao Xiang angrily reprimanded each other, saying that the heirs of the Zhou royal family were not abundant, and the Great Zhou Dynasty was in ruins, so what qualifications did the emperor and queen have to live a small life in a peasant family.

The ministers seconded.

The emperor and the queen were helpless, and they went to the court at the same time during the day, worked hard, and actively created people at night.

In the spring of the fourth year of the Great Zhou Dynasty, he gave birth to a son, who was named the crown prince.

The prince was 100 days old, and later claimed to be suffering from postpartum depression and moody. The emperor put down the government and took the queen into the fiefdom to relax, and he was happy.

Gao Xiang couldn't bear it, and a blood letter recalled the emperor and the queen.

The blood book said that the prince was still young and had no one to educate him, and the emperor and queen were so free-range, which actually harmed the son and misled the country.

The ministers did not seconded the proposal this time, but killed a chicken, stained it with chicken blood, and pressed their own handprints.

The emperor and the queen obediently returned to Beijing and never did anything out of the ordinary again.

……

Qi Fatzi rubbed his fat palms and said, "How many years has the fox been honest?" ”

These words sounded really disrespectful, but Qi Hui disagreed, and snapped his fingers, "Count it, it's been five years, and the prince is six years old." ”

"It's been so long, it's hard for her." Qi Fatzi sighed deeply.

"Just let them go?" Qi retreat was a little unwilling.

"Otherwise, it would have been calculated a long time ago."

Qi Fatzi felt powerless. In this world, those who can calculate the emperor and the queen have not yet been born.

"You can't really throw this Kyushu to the prince, right? Otherwise, let Gao Xiang persuade again, he is the fox's brother, and the fox will be scrupulous about what he says. ”

"This time, I'm afraid that Gao Xiang won't be able to persuade him." Qi Fatzi shook his head again and again.

If you really want to talk about it, Gao Xiang is not the fox's opponent at all, the fox only needs to shed a few tears, and then Gao Xiang has no idea.

"What's more, this time, I'm afraid it's not the fox who wants to leave, but the emperor who wants to go."

"Why?" Qi retreated without knowing it.

"Let me ask you, what are the recent movements between the DPRK and China?" The old god of Qi Fat is here.

"What is the trend, doesn't it mean that the emperor's harem is empty, and it needs to be filled, and the concubine must be selected among the ladies of the family."

"I ask you, what is the attitude of that one?"

Qi Fei scratched his scalp, "The fox didn't say anything, just let the emperor make his own decision." ”

"She's such an atmospheric person?"

"Oh...... I understand. Qi retreat suddenly realized.

Foxes have never been atmospheric people.

One year, because a certain lady of a family accidentally fainted in the emperor's arms while enjoying the flowers, she ran back to the prime minister's mansion without saying a word. In the end, he was knocked out by the emperor and carried back to the palace.

The minister wants the emperor to take a concubine, judging from the emperor's doting on the fox, this is basically impossible.

"So, in order to reassure the fox, the emperor must have moved the real character this time." Qi Fatzi analyzed carefully.

This, unexpectedly, too, reason?

Qi Hui sneered in his heart.

These two people just don't want to be emperors, they just want to find those two people, get together at a table, and then play mahjong, play in the mountains and rivers, and be happy

Hum! He can't be wrong with half a point.

"That's it, that's it, I'll make a few specialty dishes for the prince first, and make up for him well, and in the future, this early and dark greedy will have some hardships."

Qi Fat Man let out a long sigh.

It's going to rain, and the emperor and queen are going to strike, which is a sure thing for the eldest girl to get married.

Accept your fate——(To be continued......)

PS: Baozi also thinks that a certain two are too bad, too bad!