Chapter 251: You're Married, Don't Seduce Me
I thought I was well disguised, but I didn't expect it to be exposed, and my face betrayed the frenzy in my heart.
"Maybe my alcohol hasn't gone away yet, and I feel a little hot." I tried my best to hide my uneasiness, and slapped my hand twice as a fan, but I tried to cover it up.
But by this time it was already January weather, and outside, the north wind was blowing. Although there were no fluttering snowflakes, it was also bitterly cold. Although the temperature inside the house is not so cold, it is also freezing. I'm sitting in just a thin pajamas, is it really hot enough to fan? Who will believe it? Also, I drank red wine, not white wine, and it had been three or four hours.
"Hehe, Tofu, look, I still feel cold when I wear two clothes that thick, you only wear one, how can it be so hot? The mind is calm and naturally cool. Tofu, you're thinking nonsense, aren't you? "Sister Lei hit the nail on the head to expose my disguise, which made me even more embarrassed.
Is she suggesting to me, if you want to, think about her; If you want to look, look at her. A real pervert, sitting at the head of the bed. I shuddered.
"Good words are warm in three winters, and words are not speculative and cold in June. Sister Lei, you helped me put away the quilt just now, I feel that you are as loving as my mother, and I feel warm, so my face is a little ruddy. "I still don't admit that I have an idea, and I'm still defending myself.
My argument is too far-fetched, even I feel funny, how can I hide it from Sister Lei, who has read countless people? The more I defended, the more I exposed my nervousness. And why are you nervous, it's not the dead of night, and there is a big beauty sitting next to her.
"Ouch, tofu, this finger of mine is itchy, as if a thorn has pierced into it, and I can't pull it out. Your nails are a little longer, help me out, okay? "Sister Lei is playing tricks and wants to contact me.
Beauty, oh no, it should be said that the mother of the beauty, you are married, stop seducing me! My nails are longer than yours? It's an international joke! Open your eyes and tell nonsense. The nails of my thumb and forefinger are lower than my fingers. Today on the plane, Jing Jing just helped me trim. I don't have to look to know that your nails must be longer than mine. Why do you say that, because you are a woman.
Even so, I couldn't help but look up at Sister Lei's little hand, she put it under my nose, so close that I could almost smell the fragrance from her fingers. She doesn't put ecstasy on her fingers, does she? If so, I'm fooled. I examined her fingers closely, and it was fine, and I didn't find any small bumps.
Sister Lei saw that I was just looking, and didn't use my hands to grab her little hand, so she said, "Tofu, the thorns are very thin, you can't see it like this." You grab it and pinch it. ”
I grabbed your fingers, what about you taking advantage of the situation to hold my hand? After all, you and I both drank a lot. I'm not that stupid. Besides, I've grown so old that I've never held a woman's hand. Wouldn't this grip ruin my innocence? You'd better stay away.
"It's clear when you see it this way, there's no thorn, isn't it your delusion?" I rejected her advice and was not fooled.
I'm worried that Sister Lei's hand has a magical power that spreads all over my body and makes me can't help it.
"Hey, forget it. Maybe. Leave it alone. Sister Lei finally gave up her attempt, but suddenly shouted: "Ouch, it's not good, mosquitoes have flown into my eyes!" Tofu, help me blow it out. ”
Hehe, Sister Lei, your deception is too low-level, right?! This is a boy's trick to deceive little girls, and you also use it on me? Aren't you insulting my IQ? You are so beautiful, so charming, and a real daughter, your husband can get your hands on you, I believe that a lot of means have been used, and it will not be so low-level and naïve. Have you forgotten all those methods? If there is any clever means, just use it and make a move! Comeonbaby!
"Ouch, it's so uncomfortable, Tofu, hurry up!" Sister Lei raised her voice and urged.
Feed! Don't shout so loudly, there are ears next door! Jing Jing or Fang Fangmu heard it, and thought we were doing something? Didn't I jump into the Yellow River and not be able to wash it away?
"Okay, I'll call Fang Fangmu to come over and help you blow it right away!" I rolled out of bed and rushed out the door.
Bang——!
"Oops!" I screamed.
Before I could get out of the door, a man had already crashed into my arms. It's Fang Fangmu of Tiansha, how can she move faster than me?!
"Xiao Fang, Sister Lei is sorry for you!" Sister Lei's face was flushed, and she stood up very guiltily.
Hehe, even my friend's "husband" wants to seduce, and Sister Lei's tall image in my heart collapsed all of a sudden. Next, she will definitely kneel and beg Fang Fangmu's forgiveness. However, Fang Fangmu is a jealous and hateful person, with a clear distinction between love and hate, with her character, will she forgive Sister Lei? It's impossible. Fang Fangmu would never be able to talk to this kind of person again in his life.
Looking at Sister Lei with an apologetic face, I felt that she was very pitiful. There is pity for hateful people, and this sentence is the best way to describe my mood at this time. "I didn't eat the mutton, but I made a fuss." ruined her pure image, ruined her reputation for nearly thirty years, and lost an innocent good sister.
"Hee-hee, it's not your fault, Sister Lei, don't feel guilty, this is the reason for the tofu." Fang Fangmu said with a grin. Surprisingly, Fang Fangmu not only did not get angry, but laughed. Hehe, hehe, and happy.
Not only did she not blame Sister Lei, but comforted Sister Lei. I was almost insulted by other beauties, you should comfort me, hey! What's even worse is that they actually splashed dirty water on me. Mom, Daddy, Daddy's Daddy, what's the reason? My tofu is not tempted by beautiful women, and I am as good as jade. Fang Fangmu, not only did you not appreciate me, but it was good that you blamed me. It's a shame that you still open your mouth to me husband, shut up your husband and shout, is there a "wife" like you in the world?
"However, I feel that tofu him" Sister Lei looked embarrassed, and stopped talking.
Hey, be kind! Don't talk nonsense! I don't even dare to look at you, how can I have thoughts about you? Not to mention indecent assault. It's you, who are trying in every possible way to tease me and seduce me.
"I know this, I completely understand, Sister Lei, you don't need to say it, thank you very much." Fang Fangmu expressed his gratitude to the woman who molested her "husband", and she was an idiot to the extreme.
Fang Fangmu's thanks surprised me so much that my jaw couldn't close, and my eyes were rounder than the moon on August 15. The word jaw-dropping can no longer describe my expression at this moment, and chaos cannot describe my mood at this moment. Dreamy? Reality also.
Could it be that the demon girl's usual appearance is all acting? Hey, girl, a thousand words say they love you, and ten thousand words say they miss you, in fact, it's just Ye Gong and a good dragon, all of them are fooling people! A woman's heart, a needle at the bottom of the sea. Can't guess, don't guess!
But the game has the rules of the game. This demon girl is too uneasy to play her cards with common sense! Fortunately, I didn't wear glasses, otherwise I would have crashed into the glass! However, Sister Lei's next sentence was even more surprising.
This book is derived from reading books