"We are 110, and we have received complaints from residents that you are singing in the middle of the night and disturbing the people."

"I'm sorry, sir, I pressed the wrong key when I played music, and it was turned off."

"Be careful, don't make any more loud noises, or we will be punished according to the law and order regulations."

"I can't make a mistake, I'm sorry."

"Okay, let's go."

Which turtle king is the police?! Did you take viagra and have nowhere to vent and can't sleep to complain about me?! It's disgusting! Lao Tzu is restricted! This kind of madness has only been crazy in the shower of the university, and it has been a year and a half since graduation, and it is the first time.

"It's so cheap for you! Sir is so merciful! Why don't we catch you back and feed the mosquitoes? Otherwise, it's better to send it to the fifth hospital! Quietly shook his head and sighed, heartless.

Who doesn't know that the Five Hospitals are madhouses? The people who are closed there are either crazy or stupid. This one is quiet, and the teeth are sharp.

"It's almost like sending you to the convent to be the companion of Mary, and it didn't happen because of you?" I'm-for-tat, and I don't show weakness.

"Okay, you two should go to sleep too, and the police will go back again, it's not a joke." Sister Lei, who came back to her soul, persuaded her.

It's not that enemies don't get together, quietly always love to make fun of me! If she obediently clings to me, will this be the case? Hehe, how do I put the blame on someone else? If I wasn't full of bad water, wouldn't I? Engage in a little more criticism and self-criticism.

After taking a shower, Jing Jing and Sister Lei both went back to the room, but Fang Fangmu was still sitting on the sofa in the hall in a daze. What kind of fame does the demon girl do? Was it disappointing that Sister Lei fooled me and couldn't figure it out? The demon woman is cheerful and grinning, and there is nothing that she can't figure out. Why is she so low?

Although there were many question marks, I still pretended not to see her and wanted to enter the room.

"Husband!" In the quiet hall, two voices echoed. Even if I'm old, I won't be your father-in-law, stop screaming.

Hehe, I was still caught by her. Let's hear what she has to say. I walked over slowly and sat down gently beside her.

"Oh, by the way, I'll go take a shower first, and you can go to sleep." Fang Fangmu stood up and said.

Isn't this playing with me? Tell me to come over, but I run away! After talking to Sister Lei, I learned Sister Lei's fooling, and she is really a good student. Strong receptivity and learning really fast.

There was no light in the quiet room. Hey, there's no hope, go to sleep. I walked into my room dejected, and as usual, the door was not closed, and I fell asleep. "The door of my house is always open to welcome beautiful women in." Hehe. The reason why I don't close the door is because I hope that one day, Jingjing will automatically deliver to my door. However, Jing Jing didn't come, and several times provoked the demon girl. Fortunately, no matter how high the witch's magic is, she can't bite me.

really responded to that sentence: if you have the intention to plant flowers and flowers do not bloom, you have no intention to plant willows and willows. Quietly this flower, with buds just don't let go! It's unpredictable. She is like a plate of delicacy, placed in front of me, a hungry person, I can only smell its fragrance from a distance, but I can't move my chopsticks, I am angry! The willow branches of the witch continued to sprout and grow, and surrounded me to the point of suffocation.

"Who are you?" I asked softly. In a daze, I noticed as if someone was walking around in the room. I slowly opened my eyes, and sure enough, I saw a woman in a light shirt wandering around my room.

"It's me, Tofu!"

Debating the voice, looking at the figure, it should be Sister Lei. Why did she come into my room? Drunk? There was no reason, she would have woken up long ago. Maybe she's sleepwalking, but I've heard that sleepwalkers don't answer people's questions. She replied fluently, and it seemed that she was very sober.

"You're in the wrong room. Fang Fangmu is next door. ”

"I'm not wrong."

As soon as the words fell, Sister Lei had already floated to the edge of my bed and sat on the edge of the bed. Make no mistake! I sat up in fright. Sister Lei, you are already married, I don't have any interest in married women, you better stay away from me. Please don't stain my bed, my bed, only innocent girls who have no history of marriage and love are allowed to get close, and even my room, women who have been married are not allowed to come in, polluting the air in the room.

I think so, but I can't say that, after all, Sister Lei, she has helped me a lot, and she has her self-esteem. Buying and selling is not benevolence. Besides, we are not buying and selling, but we should talk about a little benevolence.

"Hehe, Sister Lei, did I wake you up, you can't sleep, and you want to talk to someone?" I asked very tactfully.

"No, it's not you. It's because I've drunk so much and my head is a little heavy. The head is thinking, so I can't sleep. Sister Lei helped me put together the quilt and said.

Through the faint moonlight shining in through the window, I saw Sister Lei's faint smile. Her smile is like a loving mother's care for her son.

"Sister Lei's living conditions are superior, if you want the wind to be windy, to be rainy, carefree, what else is there to think? It's still so youthful and beautiful. "I praise Sister Lei.

The light is so ambiguous, but I don't want to have any ambiguity with Sister Lei. I turned on the headlights in the room and wanted to talk to Sister Lei openly. After all, in the dead of night, lonely men and widows, black and dark, are prone to accidents.

Sister Lei was a little unhappy when she saw the lights on, but when she heard me praise her for being beautiful, her smile came out again. Yes, any woman, whether married or unmarried, likes to be praised for being young and beautiful. Young women, who are married, in particular, need the most appreciation.

"Tofu, do you really think Sister Lei is still young and beautiful?" Sister Lei, who is usually very confident, seems less confident: "I've heard a lot of praise for me, but I always think that in your eyes, I'm already an aunt." Tofu, thank you for the compliment. ”

After praising Sister Lei, I realized that Sister Lei didn't look at me quite right. Praising a woman who has an admiration for you is tantamount to telling her that you also have a good impression of her. Especially after drinking, she thinks that you are drinking and spitting the truth. I really regretted that it was late at night, and I was alone in the room, after several glasses of wine with her. Didn't I send her a bad signal? Hey, what a panic.

Tian Jingjing, Fang Fangmu, where did you all die?! At this time, why are you still sleeping so dead? Usually, when there is a stir, you two guys will be all soldiers. Wake up and run in! When you wake up from your dream, I will be eaten by this woman in front of me.

"Tofu, do you think I'm beautiful, do you have a mother-lover complex?" Sister Lei asked again. Seeing that I didn't speak, she probably mistakenly thought that I was brewing something.

I thought that Sister Lei would never worry about me, who knew that she would run into my room while Jing Jing and Fang Fangmu were drunk and fell asleep with their heads covered. I thought that only the lamb was remembered by the big bad wolf. Unexpectedly, when the big bad wolf was also worried about the old sheep. Hey, the smart one was confused for a while.

If there is a must, I will definitely retract the words of praise just now, and say something that embarrassed Sister Lei very much, so that she will retreat. But, now, it's really over! Her eyes must be very hot, and my cold heart for her melts at the touch of it. No, I had to keep my head down a little bit and a little lower, and I must not let the afterglow of my eyes scatter anywhere in her, even the nightdress she landed on the bed.

"Tofu, you're blushing." This voice was clearly teasing me.

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