Chapter 0005 - One Night**
Let's say that Sanniang's face looks like a copper basin from a distance, and it looks like a big wheel up close. A pair of eyes is not small, but there are few black eyes and many whites, and what is stunned is a pair of dead fish eyes. The thick mouth and the eyes are not good, and I thought it was two sausages hanging on the copper basin. That look, if you want more pit man, you can pit man. Not to mention that Zuichun is a drunken man, even if a boar sees him, he has to run away.
Fortunately, Zuichun was born with a dislike for women, so he still has some qualitative qualities. Ren Sanniang scratched her head in front of her eyes, and the drunken spring was only Liu Xia Hui, who had not been seen for eternity, lying soft and motionless. Also, that little guy just now poured Ecstasy on Drunken Spring, and he hasn't woken up for a while.
The two handsome young masters (the men who accompany the bed under Sanniang are collectively referred to as the young masters), Sanniang calls them 'Sai Xi Shi' and 'Sheng Diao Chan'. Sai Xi Shi walked over with a smile and a willow waist, dragging a tea tray in his hand. There are four dishes of appetizers on the tea tray, namely: roasted kidneys, roasted kidneys, garlic clove kidneys, and steamed kidneys.
The victory sable cicada is another pretty look. Not to mention anything else, that cherry small-mouthed orangutan is a little red, and it once fascinated Sanniang for half a year. Sheng Diao Chan also held a tea tray in his hand, on which was placed a pot of wine and two small jade cups the size of his thumb.
I saw Sheng Diao Chan setting up the wine pot and cups on the red sandalwood marble kang table, Sai Xi Shi quickly put a bunch of kidneys, and then stood aside respectfully. Once, they were also the darlings of Sanniang's side, but unfortunately the good times are hard to be around, but in March and May, the newcomers around Sanniang replaced the old ones. At this time, Sanniang's eyes only had the big man lying on the bed stupidly.
But then again, like them, as young masters, they don't expect to grow old together or anything. If you have money, you are the master, as long as Sanniang gives them enough monthly money on time, the young master is still the young master. took the monthly money, and went home to marry a daughter-in-law and raise children.
Sanniang looked at Jiao'er in front of her stupidly. Sanniang has also been a person who has been in the rivers and lakes for many years, and she has seen many of them, but now, Sanniang only has this tall and burly man in her eyes. Sanniang chattered, this is a real man. Compared with the previous broken flowers and willows, he is the male god in the eyes of Sanniang.
After watching it stupidly for a long time, the saliva was about to flow into a Brahmaputra River. Sheng Diao Chan shook a 'Mandarin Duck Playing Water' handkerchief in his hand, and covered his mouth with a smile and snickered: "I didn't see Sanniang so anxious, so I wiped my mouth anyway." ”
Sanniang realized that she had lost her temper. He hurriedly took out a sweat towel from his belt, wiped the hara from his mouth, glared at the dead fish eyes and said, "What are you still doing here, a good thing for a bad Sanniang." Anyway, I have a little eyesight, and when the auspicious time comes, you don't know how to avoid it. ”
The two of them bowed delicately and said yes, turned around and twisted out of the cave room, and gently closed the door.
As soon as he closed the door, Sai Xi Shi pinched the face of Sheng Diao Chan, and said in a snort: "Really, what's there, what haven't I seen, what I haven't done." ”
Sheng Diao Chan wiped the rouge off his mouth with a handkerchief, and said in a low voice: "Anyway, we don't need us here, let's go to the teahouse to drink." ”
Sai Xi Shi looked at the cave room and hesitated for a while, he was worried that Sanniang would have something to call them. But think about it again, where can Sanniang take care of them at this time, it's still cost-effective to drink.
In the cave room, only Sanniang and Zuichun were left. Sanniang took off her red robe, only wore a close-fitting coat, and poured a small glass of wine for Zuichun with her orchid finger: "Uncle, today is our good day, let's have a glass of wine." ”
At this time, the drunken spring gradually eased up. When I saw the wine, my drunken eyes burst out, and I almost burst out of fire. Look at the appetizers on the table, grandma's, why are they all kidneys? Zuichun waved his hand and ordered: "Don't want any kidneys, beef, give the master two catties." He glanced at the thumb-sized jade cup again, and he couldn't breathe. Feelings, this is going to be angry? With such a large cup, drinking it overnight is not enough to stuff the wine worms.
He pushed the wine jug and glass aside, and shouted, "If you have wine, bring a few jars for the master, and bring two sea bowls, and don't want anything else." ”
Seeing that Zuichun was so proud, Sanniang liked it more and more. The man is really a man!
Sanniang stood up and slapped her hands twice. Generally speaking, as long as he slaps his hands like this, the young master outside will roll in. But today, there was no sound. I slapped my hands twice, but there was still no response.
provoked the drunken spring in a hurry, a big-footed girl came over and kicked Sanniang: "Since you want a cave room, quickly bring wine to the master, what kind of paws?" ”
This kick made Sanniang's heart bloom and she felt comfortable. He replied in a fartful manner: "Okay, good, good, Sanniang will serve the master." ”
Sanniang took three steps and made two steps, opened the door, and there was no one at the door. Sanniang scolded secretly, this group of turtle sons, when they need it, they don't see a single figure. After searching for a long time, I only saw a small vigil. Sanniang called out to him and told him to go to the kitchen to find someone to move a few cans of good 'Xinghua Village' wine, and then send two catties of refined beef over.
The little guy threw down the night patrol and ran away to spread the word.
After a while, two cooks on night duty hurriedly brought in wine and meat. Normally, it is not their turn to enter the inner courtyard to serve, at this time, if it weren't for the two delicate young masters who secretly drank by themselves, how could it be their turn to come in?
The cook respectfully moved the two jars of old wine into the cave room, and the other cook wiped the kang table with his oil-stained sleeves, put the beef on the table, and removed the pile of kidneys.
Drunken Chun was so happy that he was like seeing his own mother, and with a light mention of his little thumb, he picked up the ten-pound wine in the jar, and poured a bowl full of wine with a shake of his hand. Drunken Chun tilted his neck and drank dry. Immediately afterwards, Zuichun poured another sea bowl, another bowl. After three bowls in a row, Zuichun wiped his mouth and screamed happily.
At that time, Sanniang was dumbfounded. Although Sanniang has never read any books and doesn't know a few big characters, he has seen a lot of dramas related to the Water Margin. He has never seen any dramas such as 'Wu Song beating the tiger' and 'Lu Ti's drunken beating the town of Kansai'. The heroes and heroes in it, Sanniang admires them very much.
At this moment, seeing the appearance of drunken spring, Sanniang was overjoyed, her heart was rippling, and she couldn't wait to go to the cave room immediately.
Zuichun was so drunk that he poured a bowl for Sanniang, handed it over and said, "Come, let's drink three bowls in a row!" ”
Sanniang's amount of alcohol is not good, and after drinking these three bowls in a row, the cave room is estimated to stop there. Thinking about it, he only held the small jade cup and said, "Sanniang, I'll just drink this." However, speaking of the new aunt, let's have a glass of wine and rest early. ”
Drunken Chunlian said that it was still early, and it was better to drink a few more jars. The little guy who was patrolling the night outside knocked three times. Sanniang urged again: "Master, it's already three watches outside, we should rest." ”
What do you say that you can't stop, as long as there is wine and meat, how can you drink all night in Drunken Spring. drank to the fullest, Zuichun mentioned the old wine, and drank it to the bottom. A jar of old wine went down, and the drunken spring was a little more enjoyable.
Sanniang also poured herself two or three glasses, slightly drunk. With the strength of the wine, Sanniang gently took off the layer of overcoat and walked over in style.
Looking at Zuichun again, when he saw Sanniang's real body, the wine jar smashed to the ground. Drunken Chun scolded Dark Fragrance in his heart, and he was miserable by him. Zuichun doesn't know, but Dark Xiang knows that Sanniang is not a woman. Even so, he still sent Zuichun over, this is to ruin the reputation of Zuichun I! It's okay to be a drunken ** woman, but the man in front of him is not a man, a woman is not a woman, how can he bear it? Come to think of it, I can't do anything about this, it's better to let him die.