Chapter 0004 - The Dart Game is Mighty

The dart game is really powerful. There are eighteen kinds of weapons on both sides, knives, forks, axes, hoes~~~ As long as they can kill people, they are always filled with the entire courtyard. Dozens of dart game juniors are practicing kung fu in Zamabu. Seeing the second master and the third mother, the younger brothers immediately gathered their legs and stood up: "The second master is good!" ”

Sanniang proudly pressed Zuichun over, waved her hand and said lightly: "Hello brothers, brothers have worked hard!" ”

At this time, Zuichun is like a lamb entering the wolf's den, just waiting for Sanniang to drink, and he will finish playing. It's nothing else, a manly husband, what if he dies, it's a big deal that he will be a good man again twenty years later. So when he first saw the majestic momentum of the dart game, he was not too afraid of being nervous.

Sanniang led Zuichun through the lobby, came to the inner room, and said to a small servant who came forward: "Bring Xianggong into my embroidery room, and wait for me after washing." Serve me, turn around and let me say a word, watch out for your! ”

Board spanking is Sanniang's house rule. As long as a guy makes a mistake, it's either a stick or a board beating, and the part that gets beaten is always the buttocks anyway. So as long as Sanniang says to be careful of bullshit, the people below will understand what it means, and they want to spank the dog's ass.

The little guy carefully took Zuichun and poured him a glass of medicinal wine. It is said that this is the secret recipe that Sanniang got from the master outside the mountain, as long as he drinks such a half cup, even if the other party can lift 400 catties of boulder with both hands, he can only wait to be slaughtered, and wait softly for twelve hours. The effect of the medicine almost worked, and the little maid untied the belt on Zuichun's body and respectfully sent Zuichun to bathe and change clothes.

In the kitchen of Jinxiutang, Hongcui cooked a bowl of longevity noodles with a poached egg on top. The eighth day of September is Childe's birthday, but Hongcui, who knows this day, also understands that Xiao Gege will never celebrate his birthday with great fanfare. Hongcui knew that the eighth day of September was Gege's birthday, and it was also the death day of Xiao Gege's father.

When Hongcui walked in, Xiao Gege was reading a book. Hongcui put the noodles on the table and picked the candle with a hairpin to make the room brighter. Xiao Gege didn't look up and asked, "Drunken Spring went in?" ”

Hongcui promised, "I haven't come back yet, and I haven't seen the pigeon carry a letter, so it seems that it should have been carried out as planned." ”

Gege closed the book, rubbed his tired eyes, looked at the noodles in front of him and said, "It's another year, and it's the eighth day of September in a blink of an eye." ”

As he spoke, Gege's expression darkened. She remembered her mother's fateful letter again. The task is daunting, and now it is just beginning, and success or failure is unknown. I don't know if I will be in a different place, thinking about it, her heart suddenly added a shadow.

Hongcui is smart and clever, and naturally knows Gege's thoughts, so she has to be good at teasing: "It's really interesting, the mother of the bastard Sanniang is seventy years old today, Xiao Gege, you and she are both on the eighth day of the ninth month, do you say that it is a coincidence?" If you want me to say, Xiao Gege should be the son of the turtle to give you a birthday today, and you should be Sanniang's wife. ”

Gege snorted and said disdainfully: "Be his wife, do you think he is qualified enough?" ”

That's right. Who is Little Gege? Today's cousin of Qianlong Sheng, who is his turtle son Sanniang? It's just a gangster in the market, how can it be compared with the noble little Gege? When he was his wife, he was wronged to death.

Hongcui slapped her mouth again and again, and said straightly: "Look at my mouth, it's true, I just want to make you happy, Xiao Gege, but I didn't expect this layer." ”

Gege waved his hand and said forget it. Hongcui bowed over and said to Gege: "The noodles are cold, let's eat the noodles quickly, drunken spring is a qiēshun lì, let's wait for the good news." ”

Outside the courtyard, there was a faint sound of arguing between butterflies and dark incense. Randie is very unconvinced, absolutely unconvinced, the thing that Zuichun was going to do, he said before that he would do it for Randie. Why did you wake up and become drunk? You must know that being captured by a woman is the killer weapon of the butterfly, why is it so cheap to give drunken spring? They don't do things like this, it's too inauthentic, are they still a family?

Dark incense repeatedly persuaded him, saying that there would be opportunities to become famous in the future, and it would not be at this moment. In fact, Dark Fragrance understands in her heart that there is naturally a reason for drunken spring to fight the first battle. Only Zuichun's figure can be foolproof to be favored by Sanniang, if it is replaced by a chaotic butterfly, won't this first plan be in vain?

The butterflies are still counting the dark incense. Childe naturally has nothing to say there, but why doesn't Dark Xiang say two good words for herself?

The little Gege in the house was not deaf either, and heard it all without pulling a word. She swallowed the next noodle slowly, glancing at Hongcui. Hongcui naturally understood, she twisted the willow waist, opened the door and came out gracefully, and scolded: "What are you howling when you don't sleep in the middle of the night? I'm not afraid of arguing with my son to sleep, is that how the master teaches you on weekdays? ”

Dark Xiang hurriedly lowered her head and lowered her hand, and didn't dare to say again. He dragged the butterfly out. Randie struggled and said, "You're afraid of Miss Hongcui, but I'm not afraid, I have to ask to understand." Miss Hongcui, tell me, we clearly said that I would take the lead that day, how did we let the fourth brother do it? I'm not convinced! ”

Hongcui didn't refute it, and unhurriedly took out the small statue of Sanniang from her arms and threw it in front of him. Random Butterfly turned over a harrier, grabbed the small image between the index and middle fingers of his right hand, and after only one glance, he turned over the river and vomited, almost not spitting his intestines to the ground. Then, he hugged his fists again and again to thank Hongcui and said, "Thank you Miss Hongcui, this can only be done by the fourth brother, who makes us not as handsome as the fourth brother." ”

Hongcui smiled and said sternly: "Go down, next time you are not allowed to make noise here and disturb the son's sleep." ”

At this time, Randie is better than anyone else, and promises to say yes one after another.

He naturally got better, but he was bitter and drunken in dire straits. He was waited for by the little maid to clean his body, and changed into a red suit from the inside out. He suspected, could it be that Sanniang let herself marry her? If Sanniang is handsome, forget it, but Sanniang's mold, even if the pig sees it, he has to turn around and run, not to mention that he is still a real child? **Such a goods, how can he be embarrassed?

With a fluke mentality, Drunken Spring was taken to a jubilant room. The red candles in the room are shining, just like the wedding room. Zuichun was very sad, the old lady at home knew that she didn't castrate herself, she had been looking forward to Zuichun going down the mountain for many years to get married, but what would it be like to get married? I am not marrying a daughter-in-law, but a daughter-in-law marrying a man!

Sanniang walked in happily with broken flowers. She threw a wink at the drunken spring beside the bed. The waiter in the room closed the door and left in amusement. This time, Sanniang was even more presumptuous, and slowly removed the embroidered skirt on her body~~~

Looking at Zuichun again, his eyes were bigger than copper bells. It doesn't matter if you look at it, it directly scared Zuichun and fainted: "Oh mom, it turns out that this thing is not a woman at all~~~"