I didn't answer "beast", but joked with Fang Fangmu and asked, "Fang Fangmu, what do you say?" How many copper plates are you worth? ”

"Husband, didn't you say, I'm your baby? Wife, I am a priceless treasure, not for sale! Fang Fangmu took advantage of the "beast" not paying attention and glared at me. I understood what she meant, she was scolding me: "Stinky tofu, you dare to betray me? ”

I went up to her, hugged her, and pretended to be very affectionate to her, but whispered in her ear: "There are mountains of gold and silver in front of me, why don't I take them?" Heaven and don't take the blame, not to mention, I am also the beauty of an adult, let you marry into a wealthy family and live a good life. ”

Ouch, this witch's hand is like a crab's pincers, and she pinched a piece of meat from my waist and spun it viciously. But I was dumb and ate coptis and didn't dare to speak out.

After Fang Fangmu pinched it, she felt relieved, patted my waist, and said, "Husband, we will always be together, we will grow old, and we will be husband and wife in the next life." ”

Seeing that Fang Fangmu and I were so affectionate, the "beast" walked out disappointed. I wanted to catch up and tell him the truth, but this time I wanted to leave but couldn't leave, Fang Fangmu pestered me to death, and just wouldn't let go. Until the "beast" disappeared, Fang Fangmu still refused to let go, and I had to remind her: "Demon girl, the show is over!" ”

Fang Fangmu saw that the "beast" had left, let go of her hand, and said to me very gratefully: "Husband, thank you for your cooperation." From now on, I'll be your man. "It's almost as good as my people who are ghosts, hehe.

"Oh, Fang Fangmu, why do you call him a beast? He doesn't get angry when you call him that, he has a good temper. "It's a question that always goes through my mind, and now I finally have the opportunity to ask it.

"What is he angry about? Angry at calling his name? That's the name he was born with. Qin Shi Huang's 'Qin', the 'longevity', is called Qin Shou, which is the same as the beast. Hehe. "Ah, I see, catchy, easy to remember, his dad is so talented!

The concert started at 8 p.m., and as soon as 7 p.m. arrived, there were sporadic people who came to buy drinks. By half-past seven, there were no more frozen drinks in the fridge. But the people who watched the show still came over one after another, and the drink was basically just put in with the left hand, and the right hand took it out and sold it. Later, people bought drinks that didn't go to the refrigerator.

The people who watch the show are like locusts crossing the border, buying everything as long as it quenches their thirst. After the show began, talent slowly became scarce. Suddenly, a man and a woman came running towards us from afar, their eyes only on the freezer. When I walked up, I didn't ask questions, and opened the freezer directly. The man has a shaved head, very conspicuous, with a mustache, and the middle of the figure is upper, and it is a small dot formed by a small mustache, like a Japanese devil.

Although the face is full of horizontal meat, the flesh is yellow. If you only look at the bald head, the person is very spirited, but when you see his face and eyes, you feel that this person is not in good spirits. The woman is very energetic, well-dressed, and tall. The face is round, but the lipstick is too thick, and the lips are a little exaggerated, yo ho, isn't this Deng Qiong?

"Stinky tofu! Pervert! Fang Fangmu pushed me with his elbow and shouted in a low voice.

Although Fang Fangmu's voice was very small, it was still heard by the woman, her eyes swept towards me, looked at me fixedly, her eyes were dilated, she was very surprised, and said to herself: "Tofu? ”

I just wanted to recognize her, but she quickly came to her senses, ignored me, held a bottle of drink in her hand, turned around and left.

"Hey! Pay for it! The bald head shouted at Deng Qiong.

"You pay!" Deng Qiong said without looking back.

"I don't have any money on me!" The bald head said as he ran towards Deng Qiong, who had to open his handbag and take out a ten-yuan piece of stuff for the bald head who caught up.

The bald head took the money, and while walking back, he muttered, "Why is today's table so strange?" ”

Deng Qiong didn't pay attention to it, but shouted while trotting: "Hurry up, the show has started!" ”

I looked at the back of Deng Qiong in the distance, and had mixed feelings: This woman once threw herself into my arms and hugged me, but she couldn't push it away. Now, you don't even dare to admit me! I paid for her leg to be healed, otherwise would she be able to run now? Hehe.

"Dead tofu! Stinky tofu! Your soul has been snatched away by a goblin?! Fang Fangmu slapped me the shoulder and shouted.

"Ouch, it hurts! Why are you so vicious, why are you so ruthless?! I said painfully with one hand on my shoulder.

"It's you who is ruthless! Stinky tofu! How dare you stare at a beautiful woman without blinking! And my wife is by my side, you and I are transparent?!"

"She is"

"Yes, she looks more glamorous than me, it's all her dress, this dress! But don't you think her pig's mouth is disgusting? Pig! Why don't you think I dare to look at me like that? Rather dodge? I tell you, stinky tofu, if this girl puts on a beautiful dress and dresses up a little, her posture will be no less than this goblin! I really don't understand, the stinky tofu that is usually pretentious and upright is actually of such a taste, and he would be interested in this kind of demonic woman! Did you get water in your brain today? ”

Fang Fangmu said a lot indignantly, I kept looking at her coldly, and when she stopped talking, I said unhurriedly: "Demon girl, your demonic spirit is no less than her is true!" Don't you feel ashamed that you are jealous of such a woman? Aren't you degrading yourself? Can she compare to you? ”

Fang Fangmu listened to my words, a little stupid, looked at me, raised his eyes, and asked, "Really?" In your mind, am I really that good? ”

I didn't say that she was good, I just said that she was better than Deng Qiong, and she was self-inflicted. But this is such an evaluation, which is enough for Fang Fangmu to be excited.

She came up and wanted to kiss me: "Thank you for the compliment, come, kiss one!" ”

I dodged and said, "Don't do this!" Look, your demonic spirit is here again! ”

Fang Fangmu gave me a flying kiss, and said with a prodigal smile: "I'm only a demon for you!" ”

"Fang Fangmu, do you know why I'm staring at her?"

"How don't you know? I didn't expect you to be so! So tasteless! ”

"Wrong! I know this guy! Have we worked together? ”

"Wouldn't it? She's another ex-girlfriend of yours? ”

"I'm not an abusive son, I've only talked to one girlfriend! She is my colleague in the Golden Bowl Company, and she has pursued me as passionately as you, but not as crazy as you! I've fought for her once, I've been freed once, I've healed a leg! However, she rejected me once! ”

"You duel with your rival for her? You're not a doctor, how can you heal her leg? What happened to her legs? It turns out that she is a lame girl? Rejected you once, and you want to insult her? "It's hard to think of so many questions for this square piece of wood, it's too thoughtful, it's too imaginative, it's too creative!

Fang Fangmu's series of questions made me cry and laugh, why is this girl so mentally retarded?

I had to defend myself so that I wouldn't be blackened by her: "Listen, girl! I'm a hero to save beauty! The first time, she and her friend's daughter were molested by three hooligans on the way home, and I happened to run into them, and I hit three. As a result, one person was knocked unconscious, two were captured alive, and none of them escaped the net! The second time, there were more hooligans, a dozen. This time, a gang of scoundrels said she had hit their boss and demanded five thousand dollars. It was me again, who scared away a large group of hooligans Ah Fei, rescued her, and carried her on his back to walk more than 200 meters to the hospital. At the hospital, the elevator broke down, and I carried her all the way up to the 10th floor. Moreover, he also helped her pay for her medical expenses, made her bone broth, and healed her legs. Later, my future mother-in-law fell ill and needed a large amount of medical expenses, and in desperation, I wanted her to give the money back, but she not only refused to give it, but also spoke sarcastically to me. ”

"Shit! Litter! Yes! Fang Fangmu squatted down in pain and shouted. It turned out that she was angry and kicked the bottom of the freezer a few times with her foot, but she didn't expect to be cut by the sharp corners of the freezer, and the blood flowed. I told her to press her hand on the wound, not to move, and to rush out the door on her own.

I quickly bought a pair of gauze and band-aids back. Fang Fangmu watched me bandage her, and said angrily, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?" Otherwise, I wouldn't have sold it to her just now! I'm going to scold her too! ”

"There's no need for that, let her feel guilty, right? You scold her, her boyfriend will help her! ”

"Her boyfriend? More garbage than her! It's a fanboy! ”

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