The next morning, Thirsty Dog Cola delivered the freezer and drinks, and the salesman Ah Cai also came with him, and gave me an advertising shirt. I didn't have any clothes, so I put them on right away. Why don't you send a few more? Hehe. After I paid the deposit and payment, I was going to go to Huaxi Road to buy some drinks.

The Thirsty Dog Coke salesman saw me going out with an empty car and asked, "What is the boss going to do?" ”

I said, "Go for the other drinks, only the thirsty dog Coke is too monotonous." Hehe, what else can you do, it can't be a tricycle to go shopping, right? ”

"Isn't it OK to ask the dealer to send it? Why go in yourself? ”

"I don't want much, I'm afraid others won't send it. Besides, I don't know the phone. ”

"Some dealers sell several kinds of drinks, and you can get a truck of tricycles and give them away. I have a phone number from a dealer in Tamchon Vegetable Market, you can ask his price. ”

I called to ask, and sure enough, the price was lower than what I bought yesterday, and there were many varieties, and it was delivered to my door. In just half an hour, a cart full of drinks was delivered. After receiving the goods and paying for it, Fang Fangmu and I filled the nearly two-meter-high freezer to the brim, hoping to sell it out tonight.

At noon, Fang Fangmu and I were eating under the shade of the tree at the door of the shop. Suddenly, a "Mercedes-Benz" came galloping, stopped two or three meters away with a click, and honked its horn twice. Hey, the person who drives a famous car is a cow! What does this customer want to buy?

As soon as a man in a suit and leather shoes got out of the car, he said, "Hehe, it's so hard to find me!" ”

I swept him from top to bottom and smiled, hehe, July is like fire, brother, aren't you hot? Oh, and there was air conditioning in the car. But it's going to cook people outside the car.

"What are you doing here? Didn't I sue you and I got married? Stop messing around! Fang Fangmu said angrily.

"If you really get married, I'm here to congratulate you! If you're still single, I have a chance. ”

"You don't believe it? Good! Fang Fangmu put down the dishes and chopsticks, walked to my side, hugged me with both hands, and said, "He is my husband!" Kiss! Let's die this time! ”

I was coldly kissed by the demon girl. I frowned, wanting to push Fang Fangmu away, but unexpectedly, the demon girl's hands secretly tightened my waist. I didn't know whether to act with her or expose her tricks, and I was at a loss for a while.

"Hehe, Fang Fangmu, you can act! I don't know you yet? We were in the same class from elementary school all the way to high school. You have always been an arrogant and noble princess, and you never look at people lightly. You say, you're going to fall in love with this bad old man in front of you? Even if you are brain-dead and dementia in the past two years, it is impossible! Look at him, his hair is messier than a chicken coop, and his skin is darker than that of a Ugandan. Look at his clothes again, hehe, thirsty dog Coke! It's dirty, people don't laugh and dogs laugh! And his midpants, which are cleaner than the ones they picked up from the garbage heap. Pieces of sweat, white and boundless. Disgusting! ”

"Beasts! You shut your dog's mouth for me! What's wrong with my husband's messy hair? This is the latest trendy hairstyle! Fang Fangmu stroked my hair with her hand and continued: "What's wrong with my husband's dark skin? It's healthy skin! What like you, pale! A sick cat! What's in the way of your husband's dress? It's called wearing a personality! If you can't get used to it, you can get out of here! Get lost! ”

"Beasts" dogs look down on people! If it were someone else, I would have rushed up to beat him up! But now I'm feeling so much that I don't feel like it's happy enough. The more the "beast" said that I was worthless, the easier it was for Fang Fangmu to sober up. As soon as she woke up, she would give up on me and leave me. That way, she won't be pestering me anymore.

The "beast" was scolded by Fang Fangmu and was not interesting, his face was very thick, and he still smiled, saying: "Ah Fang, I am doing this for your good!" Why are you spoiling yourself? Are you stimulated by something? Or was he violated, and he had to do it as a last resort, do you have a word of suffering? Say, I'm the beast calling the shots for you! "Beast" said the word "call the shots", and his tone was aggravated, gritting his teeth and glaring at me.

"What do you want to do, beast? Believe it or not, I'll smash it in a bowl! Fang Fangmu pulled me behind him, grabbed the rice bowl with one hand, and said mercilessly threatening the beast.

The "beast" was so frightened that he took a few steps back and said, "Ah Fang, don't be excited, I'm here to rescue you!" You know how deep my feelings are for you, and I feel very painful to see you in the way you are. The girl I've been thinking about day and night has fallen into the hands of a bad old man, do you think I can not be heartbroken? Ah Fang, what medicine did this bastard give you? It's time for you to wake up! ”

"You don't have to worry about my business! I'm so happy now! My husband and I are truly in love! Marry him, I am willing to admire! This is also the blessing I cultivated in my previous life! I hope you don't get in the way here! Get lost! ”

"Nope! This is not true! Ah Fang, you must be acting! ”

"Good! You don't believe it?! Right! You come with me, I'll show you, you're dead! ”

Fang Fangmu introduced the "beast" into the bedroom, pointed to the bed, and said, "This is the hotbed of love between me and my husband, and I am pregnant now!" Congratulations! Fang Fangmu said, one hand still caressing his belly, his face full of love.

The beast pointed to the "bed" in surprise and said, "This is your marriage bed?" At most, ninety centimeters, two adults, you are one meter seven, he said that there is also one meter seven five, how to sleep? You think I'm a three-year-old kid and lie to me? ”

A wooden plank with a sweaty straw mat on top. Fang Fangmu's mattress was because the rats climbed on it last night, so Fang Fangmu asked me and her to carry it out to clean her in the morning, and it was still drying outside the door. I moved my own bed in now for Fang Fangmu to take a lunch break after eating.

"The bed is small, and I just slept with my husband in my arms."

"Hehe, in such a hot weather, can you hug for a while, can you hug for a night? Lying will not lie. ”

"The heart is calm and naturally cool!" I thought that Fang Fangmu couldn't justify herself, and I didn't want her to react very quickly, although this sentence was a little reluctant.

"I won't believe it if I am killed. Ah Fang, come with me! ”

"I can go with you alone, but, now, I'm two people, how can I go with you? I already have his flesh and blood! Fang Fangmu stroked his belly with both hands, his face full of love. Fang Fangmu's acting skills are first-class!

The "beast" broke down and shook his head. Suddenly, angry at the guts, grabbed my chest and shouted, "Bastard! Why are you throwing this cow dung on Ah Fang?! Say, how much money does it cost for you to let her go! ”

I know that "beasts" are not only money, but also money, and as soon as I open my mouth, the money will flow into my pocket in an uproar.

This book was first published on Kanshu.com