"Why? Because I was chasing the village vase, she promised me to marry me as long as there was someone uglier than me, so that Accountant Liu could be my second aunt! "Although the whole village knows that Accountant Liu likes the village chief, but the bottle in the mouth of the big stupid cow is an out-and-out money worshipper girl, she has been married six times, she was very beautiful at the beginning but her personality is quite normal, but she got married for divorce, cheated other people's bride price money to live, and even went to the detention center because of this, and after coming out, she married the sixth marriage or her nature did not change and received the bride price money and divorced from others for half a year, and now the whole person has really become like a canned bottle, short and fat, and the temper is very stinky; It used to be a village flower, but after marrying twice, he became a village scumbag, and you will definitely think that it is all like this, and you still refuse the pursuit of the big stupid cow, and there is a problem with your brain, right, because the big stupid cow has nothing to deceive! Even if she is a scumbag, she looks down on the big stupid cow who only has 2,000 yuan a month, and each of her husbands has a monthly salary of more than 4,000.

"Niu Ben, Xiao Cao is my apprentice, and if he doesn't leave, he will have a chance to let the bottle see him, you better carry your second uncle home quickly." As soon as the grandfather spoke, he dragged Cao Jun into the yard and gave an eviction order to the big stupid cow.

"Then I'll put it down in a while, and my second uncle will take him to see the bottle!" When the big stupid cow heard this, he immediately ran back to the village chief's house in a hurry.

"There's no need to be in such a hurry, in my opinion, don't take Xiaocao out to be scary." Grandpa was in a hurry to close the courtyard door, but the big stupid cow just didn't open the door and blocked the door, looking embarrassed, and he was there to weigh whether to go or not.

"By the way, didn't you say let me answer the phone? What phone? It's time to hang up. Why don't you go back and see? How can the matter of children's love be as important as the second master, Niu Ben, since there is already an ugly one. I don't care sooner or later. "Grandpa also learned the attitude of the whole village, leaving an innocent heart for the big stupid cow, no matter how bad the bottle is, he can't sue him, anyway, he doesn't believe it.

"That's right, the second master is important! Thank you, Uncle Han. The big stupid cow finally resisted his second uncle, the village chief, and left, and the grandfather closed the door and locked it.

"Cao Jun, let me ask you. Would you like to be my teacher? "Grandpa dragged Cao Jun, who was much calmer, to the long hall house, and I followed from behind.

"I've become the person I am now, even if you don't agree, can you change me back to what I was? Hum! Cao Jun also seemed to accept the reality, snorted coldly, and said don't look over.

"Okay, since you're willing, then listen to me, I'll make sure you turn back." Grandpa pushed Cao Jun into the hall and went to prepare things by himself. After the grandfather was ready, he returned to the hall and asked Cao Jun to stand in the middle of the hall, wash his hands with fragrant ash water, and then wipe his hands clean with runic paper to incense the ancestors.

And I stood at the door of the ancestral house and looked at Cao Jun standing in the middle, and the female ghost curled up in front of Cao Jun and hanging on the beams of the house. The picture is really discordant. Are Cao Jun just now and Cao Jun now really the same person? Or I'm afraid Cao Jun before yesterday won't be able to come back.

"I want to make it clear to you first, your face is indeed an accident, but since the matter has come to this point, it is necessary to face it, the snake only molts when it grows, but the fairy snake molts in order to save its life after being greatly injured; And you became the way you are now because your trance hurt the queen snake, which is a divine send. Grandpa set up a shelf and made a look of immortal wind and bones, but Cao Jun snorted disdainfully after hearing the word "divine punishment", "Hmph, now this has nothing to do with the two of you." I can figure it out, you can be said to have adopted me as an apprentice for me. It's insidious! ”

"Ahem...... I'll be able to restore you in a while, and if you scold again, you'll be deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors! Look ahead! Grandpa pulled up the peachwood sword that he inserted into the talisman ash, raised the talisman ash on the sword to the sky, and walked a set of seven-star gossip steps with the peachwood sword, this may be the grandfather's most real ability, after all, it is not a famous teacher, many formations, spells, runes, paper techniques, grandpa is only seeking miscellaneous and not fine when he learns with grandpa, so many methods are effective, and the ability of the real essence is all returned to the ancestors, and grandpa is not panicking, because as long as there are three incense sticks on the offering table in the hall and two white candles, Kneeling down respectfully and respectfully at the offering table, the candle burned half of the house must be opened, and the ancestors who were supposed to keep the distressed grandfather ran out to answer the grandfather's doubts, but they couldn't look up halfway, and they couldn't look up until the matter was resolved, and they couldn't look up until the candle was extinguished, so seeing that the grandfather is so professional now, even I feel that the grandfather really looks like a Taoist priest rather than a half-immortal.

Suddenly, grandpa's movements slowed down, his eyes rolled, as if he remembered to forget to wear a robe, grandpa immediately played a trick on his own pace, and picked up the zodiac robe standing aside with a peachwood sword, and then thought about it, and felt that it was not formal, and generally wore a zodiac robe when he went out to pretend to be a half-immortal and gave me money for rice porridge.

"Hmph, pretending, if you really have the ability, you won't rely on changing clothes to embody it!" Cao Jun didn't turn his head and snorted coldly.

"Huh...... Cubs! If I didn't want to save you, I wouldn't care so much about face! Grandpa touched his head awkwardly and smiled, picked up the zodiac robe on the ground and threw it aside, and then inserted the peachwood sword back into the talisman ash again, and washed his hands with talisman water again, this time grandpa was more serious, and he didn't want to make a little mistake and be embarrassed in front of Cao Jun.

Then he drew his sword and started in one go, and then used the tip of the sword to provoke a male yellow cinnabar talisman: "The sword points to the eight directions, respects the ghosts and gods, and the Fu opens the six paths to avoid the three realms, and all the grievances and grievances are retreated, Fu Qi!" Evil spirits retreat! Grandpa was very chic, pulled a sword flower back, pressed it back and pushed it again, and sent the rune paper to Cao Jun's head with a peachwood sword.

"Ahh You're trying to hurt me again! As soon as the talisman was pasted, Cao Jun immediately reached out to tear the talisman.

"Don't tear it! Tear and beat you with your left hand, three souls and seven spirits! Tear your seven souls with your right hand, and shake your head to hit your heavenly spirit awakening primordial spirit! Grandpa wielded the peachwood sword with agility, just like knowing Cao Jun's movements, Cao Jun's reaction grandpa can be the first to notice, and then use the peachwood sword to fight back, and finally hit Cao Jun's heavenly spirit cover with a hard hand, Cao Jun, who was a little impatient and even crazy, suddenly quieted down, and looked at grandpa with blank eyes and did not move.

"Grandpa, didn't you beat him up stupid, did you?" I think this situation is either Cao Jun was beaten stupid by his grandfather or his grandfather made Cao Jun completely succumb from the bottom of his heart, but the latter is unlikely, it seems that grandpa is not ruthless, and he is not like a human being.

It must be a water product (to be continued......)