"Han Banxian, Han Banxian, at home, you don't press the phone if you say it, the village committee has your phone...... Electricity...... Hell! Just when Cao Jun knelt in the courtyard with his back to the courtyard gate and cried bitterly, the village chief pushed the door in, and saw the flattery on his grandfather's face, and complained like a joke in his mouth, trying to pretend to be very familiar with his grandfather, but after Cao Jun instinctively turned his head when he heard the voice, the village chief froze, and shouted hysterically The last scream, and the whole person fell to the ground instantly without taking a breath.

Grandpa couldn't take care of Cao Jun anymore, and immediately ran over to see the village chief, not really worried about the village chief's life or death, but if the village chief fainted in the yard, grandpa really had a mouth and couldn't tell.

"Uncle Han, why is it so troublesome for you to answer the phone! I said I'm coming, my second uncle won't let me come, I'm here and I'm screaming, I heard it from his house, I didn't think about running here as soon as I slipped through the smoke, you see why he came by himself and lay on the ground? Tired of calling? "It's such a coincidence, grandpa didn't wait to run to the village chief's side, the village chief's nephew's nephew in the village's most green Niu Ben came, although he is the village chief's nephew, but the village people call him a big stupid cow, not only because of his height of 1.88 meters and that well-developed muscles, but also because he is always at the forefront, he is not afraid of anything bold and faithful, only believes that his second uncle is the village chief; Grandpa was afraid that the village chief would lie at the door of our house and cause a misunderstanding, but now the person who can cause a misunderstanding is really here, and the big stupid cow asked me so much that I and my grandfather looked at each other and didn't know how to answer.

At the end of last year, the village chief gave gifts to the senior officials above and was reported by the village head of the neighboring village. It must be difficult for a big official to be the village head, but who is the village head, ten miles and eight villages know that he is the head of Niu Village! The village chief finished the work of the Commission for Discipline Inspection in the morning. When he came back from the county in the afternoon, he lay directly on the ground of the neighboring village, and he didn't get up, so he naturally went back to the village to report the news, which was exactly what the village chief wanted, and his secret weapon, his nephew Da Benniu, ran to the neighboring village in less than ten minutes, and then knelt down and cried on the village chief. By the time the messenger arrived on a bicycle, the cry of the big stupid cow had already scared all the people in the neighboring village, not that he was crying ugly. It's that he howls badly.

The person who reported the news felt ashamed, so he patted the big stupid cow on the shoulder and told him, your second uncle is not dead yet! The big stupid cow howled even more fiercely, "I'm lying here if I'm not dead, if I die, you must have done it!" You men, women, and children in the village, can't escape the action! ”

Some villagers had heard of the big stupid cow's temper and knew that he was stupid. It must have been used by the village chief. organized to carry the village chief back, and killing a few more chickens was all reparation, but the village chief of the neighboring village refused to let him live or die, thinking that the villagers did not give him face as the new village chief, and swallowed it in his stomach after suffering a loss, which was aiding the abuse.

The head of the neighboring village drove the villagers back, and stood on the ground to watch the village chief perform, "I said, brother, isn't it just a gift that I saw?" How cold it is in winter. I'll see how long you can play tricks! What the head of the neighboring village said was indeed right, but the big stupid cow didn't say a word, picked up the bricks on the ground and beat the head of the neighboring village: "If my second uncle has a good one, you forced it!" ”

Naturally, the police were involved in this matter. The village chief was still lying on the ground and couldn't get up and was pulled away by the ambulance, this is not the end, when he arrived at the police station, the big stupid cow slapped the table of the county police chief and yelled, "People are what I hit!" If he doesn't beat my second uncle, I won't do it! It doesn't matter if I am closed, let the head of the neighboring village accompany me! Otherwise, I'll die headfirst in the police station! There is no heavenly reason and there is no royal law! ”

In the end, the village chief did a free examination provided by the head of the neighboring village in the hospital and sent it back, and the big stupid cow relied on the same as the real thing, so he was fined some medical expenses, and the head of the neighboring village lost his official position after paying the money, and left the village to do business in a fit of anger.

What Grandpa is afraid of is that the big stupid cow faithfully does not listen to the explanation and kneels directly at the door of the ancestral house to sing the church, and the reason why the big stupid cow listens to his second uncle so much is not only because the village chief is his second uncle, but also because the village chief has never married in order to raise him, when the big stupid cow was three years old, because the village chief graduated from college, although it is a third-rate university, but it is also the first college student in the village, the family rented a car to pick up the village chief at that time, but suffered a car accident, and the whole family of six was left with only the big stupid cow, The village chief was very remorseful for this, so he made a heavy oath not to look at the big stupid cow with children, he would never marry a wife, because the big stupid cow at that time had a high fever because of car accidents, so even if the village chief was greedy for a little money, the village people also turned a blind eye to the past, this is naturally what I heard my grandfather say, because the high fever of the big stupid cow was too outrageous, please grandpa to see, and finally it was the grandfather who burned a peace charm to the dead relatives, they were relieved to be reincarnated not around the big stupid cow, but the brain of the big stupid cow was estimated to have burned out at that time, Not only was he stunned, but he was also very disobedient!

"Candle, grandpa also just came out of the house, how did you say this village chief fell?" Grandpa threw the question to me, is this still my own grandfather? Don't play me with such irresponsibility!

"Because...... Because the village chief's uncle was anxious to tell Grandpa that he was calling! So the ...... "I slipped the word before I could say it, Cao Jun appeared at the door without hesitation" was stunned by me. ”

I hid behind my grandfather at that time, and followed my grandfather to move in the direction of the house, the big stupid cow to Cao Jun, the danger is too great and it is easy to hurt the innocent, thirty-six plans to go up, but my grandfather and I haven't moved out of two meters, the big stupid cow slapped Cao Jun on the shoulder after looking at Cao Jun.

"Good brother! When you go out and report my name in the future, I will cover you! My surname is Niu, my name is Niu Ben, you can call me a stupid cow, it's not your fault that you look like this, the brothers are very sympathetic to you, or I'll kill a chicken for you tonight and stew it, even if we know each other! Take care of each other in the future! The words of the big stupid cow directly confused Cao Jun.

"Shouldn't you hit me? Beat me twice to avenge your second uncle? Cao Jun said and grabbed the hand of the big stupid cow and put it in his face.

"Enough brother! I'm done with you, brother! Others are not in a hurry to get on the pole and let me beat you, what kind of affection is this, this is the affection that should be there among revolutionary comrades, is it convenient to go with me for a while? I'll take you to meet your future sister-in-law, possibly your brother-in-law. The big stupid cow said and patted Cao Jun's shoulder again, and picked up the village chief from the ground and put him on his shoulder.

"For ...... Why? "Not only does Cao Jun not believe in his ears, but even my grandfather and I don't believe that the big stupid cow who has always been arrogant has changed sex?

It must be a water product (to be continued......)